Whom do you prefer?
>>70813149
ur mum
The lady who had ghost mode
>>70813149
>Blue Red Green
POTTERY
>>70813149
Middle except for her godawful voice
>Ever touching diseased elvish pussy
>cute humble peaceful and loyal hobbit wifu that will always love you, make you tons of cute curvy kids and will miss you and wait you from your unexpected journey no matter what
>>70813149
Galadriel
>>70813219
good choice. frenchfu is better than any of OP's options
>>70813219
Orc detected
>>70813149
Plow Galadriel back into the First Age
Marry Arwen
Kill Eowyn
The last one
All the other ones seem unnatural
>>70813280
Rosie comes across as the type that would be into orcs if you know what I mean. I wouldn't be surprised if she later cucks sam
>>70813149
>miscegenation
>miscegenation with an elf
never trust an elf
human pride
which one has the hairiest and silkiest pusy?
>>70813280
not to mention she's literally stacked and thicc
>>70813568
Only in your "Saruman captures the shire but has to keep his orc minions satisfied with local hobbitpucci" fantasies
>>70813149
galadriel is pretty cool
arwen shows up and i know it's naptime
eowyn is fair, brave and loyal. i prefer eowyn
>>70813568
>le cucк meme
Back to r.e.d.d.i.t. with you, foul creature!
>>70813717
well they're fresh out of elves so they'll have to settle then
>>70813280
>you will never be forced to bury the love of your live and realize that the ring that effectively ruined your best friend has now allowed it so you can't die peacefully with your wife watching and so you cross the sea to the Undying Lands alone, leaving behind your family and friends to live with a bunch of overcucked elves and two deranged hobbits.
I preferTauriel
>>70813807
>Forgot to spoiler the picture
>>70813807
>plebiest of plebs
you serious?
>>70813916
Only in terms of appearance.
>>70813782
And a dwarf
>>70813149
galadriel is pretty hot but old and kinda weird
arwen is hot but kinda boring
eowen is straigth tom boy ugly material
when it comes down to it fuck, marry, kill respectively is perfect: pottery
>>70813746
I think you've mixed up Eowyn and Arwen.
Women in the lotr universe were always kind of lacking in attractiveness. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd fuck all of them, but they lack the WOW factor.
>>70814128
I think you've got shit taste
>>70814162
I legitimately think you've got their names backwards.
Reminder that Galadriel was banned from the elf afterlife until she redeemed herself by resisting the One Ring
>>70813149
Eowyn all the way
>>70814162
>>70814284
shit, i got the names backwards. fuck me, im going to bed. sorry anon.
>>70814489
I wasn't the one who said you had shit taste but did say arwen scenes meant nap time
But yeah - I mean galadriel is cool too. I liked her scene in fellowship when she flipped out on Frodo. But I like Eowen riding with Mary more during the battle of pelennor fields. And her mourning dress in towers was very becoming.
Anyone like the scenes where arwen's dad prattles on endlessly about elf shit?
>tfw no G-elfGf, she elf, get it?
But seriously would choose Arwen, the sex would bemagical
>>70814228
lol wat?
![cate-blanchett-oscars-2014-xlarge_trans++USuiNG1GFUnOQ8rbuSnk0k-RXYgDy444cwbktQ2Nutw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I3xr1ec.jpg "cate-blanchett-oscars-2014-xlarge_trans++USuiNG1GFUnOQ8rbuSnk0k-RXYgDy444cwbktQ2Nutw[1].jpg")
>>70813149
Wow she fucked up her face big time. She's Finnish now
>>70814671
Her failure doing something something meant she couldn't go to the undying lands. That is why, in the EE, she says "I have passed the test, I will diminish and travel into the west."
>>70814690
um no, read a book sometime bud
>>70814679
She always looked kinda old, but she was less... old looking... Ugh, I don't know how to describe it. She's weird.
>get elected king of MAN
>all humanity now looking to you for wisdom and leadership
>mary a FUCKING ELF
>produce a HYBRID HALF ELF FUCKED CHILD
what the HELL was he thinking? what a race traitor
"im a womyn xDDD i can kill the witch king"
"we are le deus ex machina ghosts"
these 2 man, made rotk drop from 10 to 8.8
I've been thinking about reading this book series, you guys always make it sound fun and not as boring as it seems.
>>70813149
Eowyn forever.
Is there any black character in lotr? Were Tolkien and Jackson racists?
>>70814812
LOTR is overrated crap, both books and films.
But while the books enjoy the superb writing of an incredibly talented author, the films are directed by a literal manchild who at one point, tired of the whole mess, pulled a Ghost Ex Machina out of his butthole to end the series as soon as possible.
>>70813149
>Whom
are you some kind of homosexual?
>>70814812
Watch the movies, it's just like the books but less boring tbqh.
>>70814812
yes, just take your time, like SK likes to say its about the journey not the destination.
unless you just like muh swoord fights, then your not going to enjoy it.
>>70814888
Finally some sense in this thread.
Good God, I stopped talking about LOTR on online forums by the time I was 12. Can't you faggots just do the same?
If you want to read good literature read H.G. Wells, Stanisław Lem, Hans Ruedi Giger, Alessandro Manzoni, not fucking Tolkien.
>>70814973
go fuck yourself, with your self important douchebaggery. IM SO MUCH MORE REFINED THAN YOU. THE ONLY PURPOSE OF READING BOOKS IS TO PROVE YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO ENJOY SHIT FOR ENJOYMENT'S SAKE
>>70814973
or maybe all of them, fuckwit
you can enjoy more then one author you know?
also Manzoni? really faggot?
>>70813149
>as a kid
Arwen
>as an adult
Eowyn
>>70814812
The first 100 pages or so of fellowship are a bit of a slog, but it picks up and get better after that, be prepared for lots of detail on the world and surroundings, less so on narrative and dialogue, though still some obviously, and occasional references to shit you haven't read about that's contained within Tolkien's other writing. If you do want to read up on the other shit, the appendices in the back of RotK are also there for you.
>>70815087
Funny, for me it's the opposite.
>as a kid
Eowyn
>as an adult
Arwen
>>70813149
i want galadriel to dominate me while she wears the one ring
>>70813149
MUH STRONG WOMYNS
>>70814973
>If you want to read good literature read H.G. Wells, Stanisław Lem, Hans Ruedi Giger, Alessandro Manzoni, not fucking Tolkien.
Galadriel = Bitch will always wear the pants in the house, cheat on her and she'll wreak you
Arwen = Sounds boring as fuck, no personality, also father in law will always disapprove
Eowyn = can't cook, meh looking even by mortal standard, active rider so her pussy would be tight, is mortal woman so ages like milk
Kill Galadriel (you'll be know as the badass who slayed Galadriel), Marry Arwen, Fuck Eowyn
>>70814800
Arwen's father Elrond was only half elf himself, meaning she was 1/4 elf and that the children of her and Aragorn were only 1/8 elf.
>>70813149
middle, top, bottom
>>70813280
hairy feet no thanks
>>70818714
It's actually a little more complicated than that. The dashed line between Aragorn and Elros in pic related spans about 6000 years of Numenorean / Dunedain lineage, keep in mind.
>ackchyually.jpg
>>70813149
Garona
>>70819089
this chart doesn't help the colourblind kms
>Éowyn means "horse lover" in Anglo-Saxon
kek, you can't pick her
>>70818741
>t. virgin
also it was never mentioned that female hobbits have it
>>70818714
elf lineage doesn't work like that
>>70813280
This
I have hairy feet and I am 5'5''
Perfect
>>70814284
>picking Lady Asschin
i fapped to all three of them when the dvds came out, because all three showed feet. but if i had to choose, Galadriel i guess, then Eowyn (fapped to her the most, the scene where Aragorn covers her feet with a blanket).
>>70813149
Liv Tyler no question. She's pure semondemonism.
Galadriel >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eowyn > Arwen
>>70813149
cate
>>70814973
>Manzoni
Lmoa, at least try harder next time.
fuck. I fucking love the lotr lore.
