The Flayed Man edition
>>70804521
azor jon
lightbringer
3rd for maisie :3
we wuz northeners
nth for Darth Sansa the queen of pleasure and pain
dany feet
so, what happened to Brienne's and Pod's horses?
they came to riverrun on horses, and are just traveling back to Winterfell on boats?
Roslin a cute, A CUTE!
bred sansa WHEN
>>70806298
dude she's like 13
can we get some lolibearfu
PRESTON WHEN
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>>70806293
They got left there
>>70805839
>Bran's wiener doesn't work
And you know this how?
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pls no Pod bully
He's a good boy.
>Tommen didn't impregnate smirking vagina girl
>if he had, the character would've had drive to never let the faith take her, get her brother released and slaughter the militants
>then we could've had an interesting story of how the laddie tries his best to become a real man so he can do his son proud
>none of this happened because incest swimmers couldn't penetrate the smirking egg
>>70806285
>"This is Zubutu of House Baobisi"
>Jon: "it's good to have DIVERSE MEN marching in our army ;^)"
1st for Mrs. Tarlys tits.
>I want to see whats west of Westeros
Where the fuck did this come from? She never said anything about being a fucking explorer.
Also
>That filler scene with le witty dwarf that lasted ten minutes
Jesus Christ the writing has gotten so bad
>>70806268
Yes?
>>70806293
Why were Brienne and Pod sneaking away when Jaime never said he was going to stop them?
>>70806330
Ned literally states that he will never father children.
>>70806330
Because of the misconception that paraplegics are infertile when this is wholly false.
>>70806287
Mth for SalsaxSweetRobin Lord & Lady of North, the Vale and the Riverlands.
>>70806360
glad you couldbake it
>>70806247
>tfw Bolton banners with be burning next episode as Melisandre walks along the walls of Winterfell
FIRST FOR ROS AND HER NICE TITS
>>70806367
He did? They are enemies, you don't let go of your enemies.
>grrm trained us all to think that the plots in his stories have a clever twist or some hidden meaning
>now we watch the show expecting something deeper
We need to find a way to divorce the current show from any assumption of cleverness. There will be no more twists.
>>70806247
>>70806254
We see you Jon autist
leak of next episode when?
so Ramsay wins teh battle against Jon.
then the Vale army comes to save the day?
Why is Jon such a loser?
>>70806285
>House Mazin
This shit is so lore breaking its not even funny. There literally no black Northerners. This really shows that D&D couldn't give a single fuck about the series
>still making theories and not taking everything at face value
stop, its getting embarrassing now
>>70806378
you can get it out with an electric dildo. saw that one on Hannibal
cersei's going to crash the sept with no survivors and then jamie's going to kill the mountain, then cersei, then fire dozens of babbies from catapults to defeat the sand sneks
screencap this
>>70806350
Mr Tarly is a lucky man
>>70806351
It was literally to spell out for you that she wasn't the Arya from the other scene that booked passage to the ship
>>70806369
But that wouldn't matter, Bran would still be Lord of Winterfell and Sansa's first son would inherit it then
>"To be a dancing master is a special thing, but... to be a Faceless Man... that is something else entirely. A girl has many names on her lips. Joffrey. Cersei. Tywin Lannister. Ilyn Payne. The Hound. Names to offer up to the Red God. She could offer them all. One by one. "
What does Jaqen mean by this?
>>70806397
Did you even watch the episode? He was going let Brienne go with the entire army.
>Bran is alive
>Rickon is alive (for now)
>Salsa is alive
>Arya is alive
Someone want to tell me how this faggot could be crowned King in the North by ANY reasonable metric?
>>70806285
How did a Summer Islander get there?
>>70806418
Sunday at 10. Now please, kill yourself.
>>70806419
Because he's being controlled by Sansa, and she's a loser.
>arya stabbed cause acting like a tard
>oh shit bet she did something clever its going to all be a ruse
>nah shes just stupid
Are we done with clever shit in the show now? No more schemes?
>>70806397
Then why the fuck did Brienne and Pod come into the Lannister camp of 10,000 men and leave without being attacked?
>>70806405
Jon is going to spare the life of his brother-in-law after the battle, he might be in need of a fearless psychopath who knows the lay of the land, doesn't need armor and has insane dual wielding skills for when the White Walkers arrive.
>>70806367
>If I fail to convince the Blackfish, my honor compels me to fight you
Had Brienne stayed, she would have been considered one of the "rebels" inside the castle, then either taken captive or killed (if she resisted) upon its surrender to the Lannisters.
>>70806434
no, this would have been a twist from competent writers, not the creators of jamie "i smash u bbay" lanster
>>70806419
Because the North forgot
>tfw that was the last time we will see Jaqen
>>70806444
>by ANY reasonable metric?
very easily if he gave up being a bastard when he had the chance
>>70806438
>Sansa's first son would inherit it then
What exactly the hell are you talking about? Rickon is after Bran. If Bran dies childless, Rickon and Rickon's children inherit before Sansa.
>>70806367
You got a lot of confidence that a kingslayer would keep his word
>>70806444
trips confirm this based observation
>>70806452
If they did something clever then they wouldn't have enough time to write in more cock jokes.
(farts)
>>70806477
Good.
>PODRICK WILL TAKE THE IRON THRONE AND AFFIX BRIENNE TO HIS DICK FOREVER, WALKING AROUND WITH HIS 100METER POLE WITH A TARTH AS IT'S SPEARHEAD.
>BRIENNE WILL SQUEEZE HER TIGHT WARRIOR CUNT ON COMMAND, MAKING PODRICK SHOOT CUMLANCES AT DANNY'S LIZARDS
>DROWN THE WHITEWALKERS IN HIS HOLY MANJUICES, PURYFYING THEM AND TURNING THEM BACK INTO MORTAL MEN
PODRICKBOWL HYPE!?!?!?!?
#MagicCock
Quick! post /got/ art
>>70806320
Some questions I want to ask him
>what was the point of the alayane subplot and will we ever get back to that
>night king speaks in both first and 3rd person: is there something more to this
>how did the dognet start is this actually scifi? in some of his other works he has created something very similar using AI brain maps
>Does the great summerchild conspiracy theory actually exist
>>70806378
It's half true half false. Depends on the type of spinal injury.
>>70806369
And Ned knows this HOW? Did he sneak in to Bran's room and try to jack him off while he was comatose?
>>70806443
did you even watch the episode or is your comprehension that shit?
>>70806444
Nobody knows Bran is alive and he can't produce any heirs.
Rickon dies before Jon becomes king
Salsa isn't a Stark
Arya is a woman
>>70806444
Jon being King would be determined between Jon and Sansa right now
If Bran and Arya appear later and complain, it can be worked out when that happens
>>70806444
>Someone want to tell me how this faggot could be crowned King in the North by ANY reasonable metric?
He's the only one left with a meme wolf
JON AUTISTS LEAVE NOW.
STANNIS IS GONNA RETURN AND SAVE HIS BASTARD ASS IN THE BATTLE. GET HYPE.
So I'm assuming Jon's whole strategy is to armor WubWub up and just bum rush through Bolton lines?
Do Jontards seriously think Bastardbowl will be canon in the books too?
>>70806471
Explain the scene where she books the boat then. They showed us NEXT EPISODE she had no plans. God damn its annoying how stupid you people are.
>>70806501
Queen of beauty
>>70806443
Only if she was successful in convincing the Blackfish and she wasn't
>>70806458
You don't immediately kill your enemies if they come to talk
>>70806491
You forgot that Brienne isn't bright enough to distrust Jaime.
>>70806467
Never try to lie to me again.
>Should I fail to persuade the Blackfish to surrender and IF YOU ATTACK THE CASTLE
The castle was surrendered without a fight, there was nothing stopping Brienne from leaving. But since you're a liar who will abridge quotes and try and get away with it, this conversation is over.
>>70806540
Yes, they also think Stannis will lose to the Boltons and burn Shireen. They are retarded.
>>70806534
>>70806540
We see you
>>70806540
fuck no mate, Stannis in books is going to rip Bolton shits a new arse hole with manderly and northern support
>>70806501
>>70806487
Anon, read the fucking leaks before you post here, Rickon is going to die in the next episode
So once again, since Bran can't have children, it would go to Sansa's first son
>>70806509
>And Ned knows this HOW? Did he sneak in to Bran's room and try to jack him off while he was comatose?
I don't know, maybe because in thousands of years of history, cripples have tended not to marry? Some assumptions are fairly safe to make.
>>70806507
>>what was the point of the alayane subplot and will we ever get back to that
What?
>>night king speaks in both first and 3rd person: is there something more to this
What?
Are Sansa and Jean Grey the same person? Why doesn't Sansa use her phoenix powers to kill Ramsay?
>>70806565
she clearly did
>>70806562
and not arrest them when they leave?
>>70806596
>Rickon is going to die in the next episode
Sauce?
>when arya first got to desert level there was waif and jacan
>jaqan kills waif right away bc he wants area as his apprentise
>scenes where its just arya and waif, its actually jaqan
>when its all 3 of them, it is jacan projecting waif image into arya's mind
>jacan turned arya into the waif and he turned into arya for final test
>that simple read the books
>>70806556
D&D ARE SHIT WRITERS YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>70806589
RIP
>>70806589
What happened in Duskendale?
>>70806247
>>70806477
see
>>70806498
Overstayed his welcome by a lot.
Started off cool but shit thank god.
>>70806596
>Anon, read the fucking leaks before you post here, Rickon is going to die in the next episode
Stop being gay.
>>70806626
defiance
>>70806501
;^)
>>70806527
>Nobody knows Bran is alive and he can't produce any heirs
Wrong on both counts, not that the second one matters. Dany can't produce heirs either, and there plenty of people supporting her claim. And with all the woowoo magick coming back to the world, making Bran walk again doesn't seem all that farfetched.
>Salsa isn't a Stark
This is retarded so I won't address it, but FUCKING NEITHER IS JON.
>>70806596
>Anon, read the fucking leaks before you post here,
kill yoself desu faggot
>>70806582
so ugly. she has nigger features.
wide and fat lips. nigger nose.
absolutely disgusting.
>All these redditors who didn't read the leaks
Piss off back to plebbit.
>>70806622
Im still waiting for your explanation outside of your autistic hate for D&D
>>70806626
they captured aerys and barristan had to rescue him
>>70806649
>Dany can't produce heirs either, and there plenty of people supporting her claim.
Nobody knows that.
>making Bran walk again doesn't seem all that farfetched.
Nevermind, you're a complete idiot. Seriously, "Bran will walk again" is x10 worse than even "Stannis is alive!"
>>70806649
>Dany can't produce heirs either, and there plenty of people supporting her claim.
>people supporting her claim.
A bunch of sandniggers looking to invade the white man's land.
>>70806608
They escaped in a boat, unnoticed by everyone except Jaime who did an exception
>>70806533Until Sunday anyway if the leaks are correct.
>>70806624
>>70806662
Stop being gay.
>>70806649
It's been confirmed that Bran can't have children already, it doesn't mean he isn't Lord of Winterfell, it just means his sisters will have to produce heirs for him
This fucking faggot.
Hopping from Baratheon cock to Snow cock just like that.
No grief.
No slow transition.
Immediately best bros with this literal stranger kid from the North.
Doesn't give a shit about his King dying.
Doesn't give a shit about Shireen dying.
Doesn't give a shit about his wife back home in the Stormlands.
Nor the castle he actually has- he's a fucking Lord.
Look at his fucking face. Such passion, such loyalty. All for this emo kid.
Don't think we ever saw this kind of emotion out of Davos for Stannis, the guy Davos owes his entire life towards.
He's even rushing into battle willing to die for this kid. Not even giving advice to the Stark girl at the rear of their forces, he's willing to kill and die for House Stark.
FUCK DAVOS, THE SMUGGLER WHORE.
Stannis:
>Hid in a castle during Robert's rebellion
>Got BTFO at the Blackwater by le witty meme imp and Tywin
>Managed to beat disorganised wildlings with a full sellsword army and cavalry, not impressive
>Got BTFO by Ramsay Bolton and 20 good men
>Burnt his daughter alive
Based Jon:
>Held the wall with hardly any men against 100,000 wildlings and giants
>Bravely saved many lives at Hardhome against the army of the dead
>Led a small party to kill the fooking legend himself at Craster's keep and avenge the old bear
>About to retake the North and rally everybody behind him
>No burnings
Jon >>>>>>>> Stannis
>>70806682
And the butt pirates, and the meme dwarf, and the sneks, and according to Robert lots of people in Westeros.
>>70806717
>it just means his sisters will have to produce heirs for him
I don't think this is how it works.
>>70806662
>>70806692
What are the leaks for this next week?
>>70806626
Aerys got raped in some dungeon and it tipped him to fully crazy and paranoid
ok so battle of winterfell is now.
what will the final episode be about? white walkers attacking? L+R=J?
>>70806726
he's a knight not a lord
>Ser Davos
>>70806732
The only that's slightly wrong is that it will first be Bran, and then Sansa, and then her children.
>>70806726
He's probably banging Melisandre at this point too.
>>70806350
no wonder sam is fat probably spent his days chugging down milk from those tits
>Brienne and Pod in a boat going down the river
>Berric Still Alive
So Lady Stoneheart or no Lady Stoneheart next episode?
>>70806669
Oh yeah, how much of a moron do you have to be to have a prisoner escape from the dungeons with not even help from the inside.
Good ridance
>>70806751
>What are the leaks for this next week?
Ignore him, he's being gay.
>>70806776
How the fuck are you idiots STILL thinking LSH will show up?
>>70806717
>It's been confirmed that Bran can't have children already
By who, Ned? Again, he left before Bran woke up. Unless he tried to manually masturbate a comatose ten year old boy, he has no way of knowing whether or not Bran can achieve an erection. Also, he was 8 at the time, he couldn't have ejaculated even if the experiment proved successful.
lrn2paraplegic
>>70806649
Why can't dany produce heirs? from all the season 1 bull shit?
>>70806776
hopefully we get based beric as a recurring character
in retrospect as much as the red wedding pissed me off, beric giving his own life to revive catelyn pissed me off way more
>>70806753
Does the theory about Bran fucking with his mind make any sense to you guys?
Also what do you think happens to cersei after tommen dies? Book discussion of course not show.
was anyone else happy to see Beric again?
>>70806776
>So Lady Stoneheart or no Lady Stoneheart next episode?
Cat has been dead for years in show canon now, her body is gone dude
>>70806751
S
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written by david benioff and db weiss
>>70806726
>He didn't show this passion when fighting the Wildlings as well
Why did they ruin Davos bros?
>>70806751
Rickon,Ghost and Wun Wun die by Ramsay. Thormund kills SmallJon. Ramsay is a tactical mastermind who defeats Jon's army. Jon is saved by Vale Knights who come out of nowhere. Ramsay is imprisoned and is going to be taken to Trial by Sansa. CIA teases R+L=J.
20 mins is focused on the siege of Meeren.
so what's next for this little semen demon?
back to westeros? back to trying to kill all those mostly already dead people on her list even though she never became a faceless assassin? back to winterfell/jon to do fuck all?
literally the most useless and irrelevant "major" character in this entire series. even theon is way more relevant to the happenings in this dramedy.
>>70806292
What the hell
>>70806776
I gave up after yesterday's episode
That was the last chance they had to do it, it's not going to happen
>>70806751
There aren't any new ones, just the ones about bastard bowl from earlier in the season.
>>70806802
Yeah, at least in the books anyway.
So they're basically retconning the BWB as bad guys who sold Gendry right? Arya removed them all from their list, and we had the scene this episode to reestablish them as good guys.
>>70806802
she's barren as the red waste
>>70806813
he is every patrician's favorite character
>>70806802
>Why can't dany produce heirs? from all the season 1 bull shit?
The line about her infertility was cut from S1, though she referenced it in S2 as though it had happened. Who knows if it's canon in the show or not. Probably not, to avoid whatever meme poetry grrm is going to use to undo it in the books
>>70806732
>Bran has no children
>Sansa has a bunch of children
>Bran dies
>Lord of Winterfell passes along to Sansa's first son
How hard of a concept is this? All male Starks die childless, so it'll go to Sansa's husband or Sansa's first son if she has a kid by then
Lordship's go to females and their husband or children frequently in Westeros, and in rare occasions, Houses like the Mormont's end up with female rulers because a variety of reasons but they make it work and try to prevent it
>>70806812
>Does the theory about Bran fucking with his mind make any sense to you guys?
Not really, Aerys was already mad and paranoid long before the stuff with the Starks
>Also what do you think happens to cersei after tommen dies? Book discussion of course not show.
She'll try burn down King's landing with the wildfire, Jaime will end up having to kill her. Like poetry, they die in each other's arms. (in the books)
>>70806794
>Mentioning The Red Wedding multiple times
>Brotherhood show up
>Brienne has Jaimes sword
>People being hung in the forrest
>The Tully's featured this season
>Frey's featured
So all signs point to it being possible. I also don't see how in a book a major character is alive, but not in the show.
>>70806824
>Ghost
Ghost is confirmed around in episode 10.
>>70806782
>>70806706
Reminder that underage Summerfags stay on /b/.
>>>/b/
>Jaime's character is almost redeemed
>ends scene with swearing undying love to Cersei
D&D YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS
YOU WERE SO CLOSE
It's not that any of us 'didn't get it'.. it's how much we're expected to suspend disbelief. Arya gets stabbed multiple times in the gut and yet manages to do crazy parkour in the slums of Bravos. (even if a set amount of days were passed, it seems very odd). The Waif slows down multiple times and just stares at Arya, seems like a very convenient way for Arya to lure her. And then here's the worst part...
Can you explain to me what Jaqen, the Kindly man, whatever you call him.. what were his motivations in all of this? Is it a master-apprentice type situation where apprentices battle out to death and then is proclaimed 'no one?' "Finally, a girl has become no one," that line sure made me cringe.
>>70806824
>Ramsay is imprisoned and is going to be taken to Trial by Sansa.
This will be the single most idiotic plot point that has ever aired on television. That's not even hyperbole.
>>70806854
both in books and tv
is aegon confirmed? varys running off to go do a secret mission?
cross bow too?
>>70806885
jaime has no reason to hate cersei in the show yet
>>70806866
So Jaime is Azor Ahai, he kills a lion and his wife at the same time.
>>70806877
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>70806876
IS he? Is it in the credits of episode 10 or what? The leaks I read said he dies and they were pretty reliable
>>70806854
For once I agree with you
every other faction leader is pretty awful in one way or another
Based Beric is something out of a folk tale. He's a guy that inspires people. He fights for goodness, and for the people of the realm, and nothing else.
>>70806838
fukkin brilliant
>>70806812
>what happens when Tommen dies
Shit goes downhill fast and the Kingdom literally collapses
>>70806900
if you think he's going anywhere other than to the sneks I envy your optimism
>>70806762
>>70806862
Well, the title doesn't go to Sansa's son, it goes to his father first is what I'm saying.
>and then Sansa
No.
>>70806828
Super expensive heels all have red insoles/bottoms
>>70806900
Crossbow confirmed for ep10. Might even kill Tommen
>>70806322
he cute
>>70806877
Don't be gay.
>>70806802
People seem to think its Danny herself that made her baby a retard dragon half breed and not the obvious, that it was the witch magic and trying to resurrect drogo
>>70806900
He's going to meet Olenna and Ellaria, they'll agree to join Dany.
Varys + Olenna's actors were spotted at the location Dorne is filming
>>70806918
visual effects leak say he's in episode 10 when Jon is proclaimed King.
>>70806444
You faggots are forgetting Robb's letter naming Jon as his successor and legitimizing him as a Stark
>>70806917
Nice pasta bro. But TL;DR
>>70806776
LSH totally shelved. Stop looking to the boat kids its over.
>>70806873
LSH will die in some shitty manner, Beric will take that place in the show
BRADAMANTE ESTABLISHING
>They killed the Blackfish
>Off screen
>>70806666
>explain this writing that doesn't make sense
That's his point you fucking idiot. The writing doesn't make any fucking sense so why are you asking him to make sense of something that doesn't make sense
>>70806901
Sure he does.
When he's with Cersei she literally keeps telling him that they're the only two people that matter.
Yet in the Riverlands he keeps meeting people who are good and kind and have genuine lives.
He starts to see all the ways where he was wrong in the past.
>>70806582
She ate a piece of tart (every night for the last 2 years and is now a fatty)
>>70806956
i'd like to see proof of this, and not just your fantasising headcanon
the books NEVER confirm this btw
>>70806932
Never, ever post again.
>“By right Winterfell should go to my sister Sansa.”
>>70806950
>>>/b/ and stay there you cretin
>>70806973
You're not even the real fake brada
>>70806826
Jaqen let her walk. The people on her list are probably already on kill list for Faceless men. She got what she needed to do the job. She was trained to be an assassin, and now she's going to do that.
>>70806873
>people being hung
Okay, first it's hanged. Second, we see that Beric and Thoros are the ones doing the hangings.
>>70806285
sell sword
>>70806983
that doesn't mean he has to hate cersei though
jaime hates cersei in the books because she's cheating on him. we've had no reveal like that in the show.
>>70806444
he is a targaryen.
>>70806956
You mean the letter NOT IN THE FUCKING SHOW
>>70806986
Did you read the books? He literally tells Cat he wants Jon to succeed and hes going to write a letter about that
>>70807007
Northerners don't hire sellswords.
>>70807004
>hanged
Maybe he was talking about their dicks
>>70807007
Isn't the North in winter a bit cold for a summer islander?
lad stannisheart confirm
>everyone was saying that Arya was not really Arya last episode on account of her acting like a retard
>it was really Arya this whole time
>she really is retarded
>>70806986
>“Mother.” There was a sharpness in Robb's tone. “You forget. My father had four sons.”
>>70806597
Proof? Salsa was going to be married to a fucking crippled Tyrell
>>70807007
that
can only mean one thing
>>70807019
She admitted to fucking Lancel when she did the Walk.
The only way Jaime can't know if he's so fucking dumb he never asked why his sister was atoning for during her walk of atonement.
>>70806979
Book:
>You required me to surrender my castle, not my uncle. Am I to blame if your men let him slip through their siege lines?
Show:
>LOL PUT HIM IN IRONS
>>70806932
I thought husbands of female Lords like Sansa get skipped if they're child is grown up since the child will be a real Stark and the husband won't be
If Bran died before Sansa could have kids, then yes, Sansa's husband would then rule Winterfell, and if she didn't have a husband, she would rule Winterfell since there are no other reasonable options at that point
>>70806990
Wow, you are an idiot. The only place where women can hold titles is in dorne and bear island.
>>70807042
>Isn't the North in winter a bit cold for a summer islander?
Stannis hired a lot from Essos that are probably still around
>>70806979
>He wanted to see Blackfish die 1v1 against some random Lannister soldier
D&D are hack frauds but this is an offscreen death that isn't awful.
>>70807053
Willas has a limp, not a broken goddamn spine.
>>70807027
>the books
Come on man do you seriously still expect the show to have even a semblance of respect for the books
>>70807053
>Guy with a lame leg
>Same as a paraplegic
wew lad
>>70806947
More like Dorne confirmed, so don't get your hopes up
>>70807035
They wouldn't fight with wildings either, yet here we are.
>>70807042
lots of black people live in really cold places, m8. Isn't Australia too hot for white people?
>>70806826
i still think arya will link up with dany. they seem like the perfect match.
>>70807065
If there is noone else the title and name go to Sansa's husband you moron.
>>70807058
There is zero fucking reason for this change other than D&D putting their shitty stamp on everything.
>>70807075
Could could have just shown Blackfish's corpse surrounded by a bunch of dead Lannisters.
>>70807094
>Dorne in e10
Ending the season as shittily as it began, I see
>>70806597
I'd marry him in a heartbeat, your argument is invalid.
>>70807065
NEVER EVER POST AGAIN I SAID
>My brother Harry is the rightful lord, and by law I am his heir. A daughter comes before an uncle.
So it's pretty much confirmed at this point that Gendry rowed off and just fucking drowned, isn't it?
>>70806347
>>Jon: "it's good to have DIVERSE MEN marching in our army ;^)"
This will happen.
>>70807060
It doesn't go to a spouse. A spouse is not in the line of succession.
I don't know why you think they are.
>jaime goes north to help brienne
How hard would you mark out?
Will he join the Brotherhood?
>>70807115
Faggots can't bear children, however much dick they take.
That was probably one of the worst episodes of this series there has ever been, let's recap:
>All of the Arya theories busted, she was acting out of character and like a retard. Somehow survives that brutal stabbing to be healed by soup. Wounds reopen but she survives again.
>Obligatory dick, fart, and ass joke that has been in every episode
>Another drunken Tyrion scene to fill up air time
>Daeny's stupid fucking silent entrance right in the nick of time, could the writers make this feel anymore artificial?
>Jaime's speech to Edmure with his awkwardly written transition into a baby killing hitler
>Blackfish going off to fight, then a few minutes later, "he died lol couldn't afford to film it"
>NO FUCKING RIVERRUN BATTLE
>Brienne and Jaime pointless meeting
Anything else to add?
PS save yourselves a lot of time and energy and stop expecting any theories that are even slightly complicated to happen. The writing has already shown this season that everything should be taken at face value, there's nothing clever going on here anymore.
>Varys leaving right before masters attack
Any reason for this?
>>70806979
>implying he isn't now in Brienne's secret army with Stannis
>>70807075
It's the way they reintroduced him, built him up in the previous ep, and then just fucking get rid of him off screen
>>70806378
Impotent not infertile
>>70807121
gendry is sucking dick in gin alley
>>70807131
Only if he said Fuck Cersei and booked it
>>70807137
Lord Stonehound
>>70807057
all the high sparrow tells the city is that she has committed "falsehood and fornication," the latter which most people are going to assume is jaime
>Jaqen tells Arya to throw needle if she wants to be No One
>Arya brings needle to the temple, snuck up behind the world's most dangerous assassin pointing needle at him.
>Jaqen: Now you are no one
D&D nailed it this time.
>>70807027
>>70807048
Robb tells Cat he's considering Jon, then later tells Cat he's thought long and hard about his decision. If Robb thought long and hard about it, there must be someone who's equally a good choice as Jon. Cat also refers to Robb's decision as Robb's "trap", which doesn't make sense if it were Jon. Telling Catelyn that he's going to pick Jon then picking Jon would not be a trap. THREATENING Catelyn that he's going to pick Jon then picking someone else would be a trap.
what were cersei and that maester guy talking about where the guy was like "much much more"?
OTP
T
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>>70807109
After yesterdays episode, Dorne doesn't seem that much of a stretch, quality-wise..
>>70807162
I just want to see him get a letter from Cersei asking for help and him burn it.
That's all
>>70807065
You've completely misunderstood that.
In Dorne there is no preference for gender. It goes on who the eldest child is.
In the others all sons have preference over daughters, but the daughters can still inherit.
>>70807098
THere is literally no blacks in the North. Its lore breaking. The only reason they are fighting with Wildlings is because of following their liege lord.
Those Northern houses are too poor now to even afford sellswords if they wanted to.
>>70807177
he was joking you FUCK
>>70807131
it would be a MARK OUT MOMENT
>>70807179
wildfire
>>70807144
THE EUNUCH'S BEHIND IT ALL.
>>70807109
It's just going to be Darkstar fucking bad pussies up though.
>>70807116
>literally retarded
Sansa can't inherit the lordship and that's the end of it. That's why everyone wants to marry her to get it.
>>70807065
Ned's children, male and female, get first dibs on Winterfell no matter what
>>70807178
Cat hates Jon. Robbs trap is that he picked Jon against her advice.She considers him to have fallen in a trap
>>70806953
They look old and ugly. Like pensioners.
Strange how much dignity a bit of makeup and some elaborate clothes gives old people. Why are all clothes so plain now? It's cheaper than ever to get some little chink child to sew them, they might as well put some patterns and different materials in there.
>>70807139
I'll find him some children if he wants them.
which one of these arrows will fuck rickon's shit up?
>>70807206
Oh please fuck let this happen
COME ON DABID FOR ONCE
>tfw you could've actually written this season better than the writers
Dang!
>>70807131
>Reformed Jaime and a Lannister army helping the Starks
It would be some serious pottery.
>>70807231
considering the arrows won't be able to fly backwards none of them
