HEY RIPLEY
I WANNA AXE YOU A QUESTION
Do you wan't to ask me about the bonus situation again, nigger?
Was landing on LV426 part of your masterplan?
>>70801608
>the bonus situation was never resolved
Biggest plothole in 20th century film
>>70802822
It's the opposite of a plot hole, actually. The company engineered the events of the movie specifically to "resolve" the bonus situation -- by eliminating anyone who might have qualified for a bonus.
Ripley screwed it up for them, though.
>>70801949
Capitan Dallas, I'm P.A.R.K.E.R
>>70802822
The Aliens were the solution to the bonus situation.
Possibly unleashing a galaxy destroying Alien species is a bit extreme, but fuck man times are tight we can just be giving everyone bonuses.
>>70802822
maybe ridley scott will explain it in alien covenant
>>70801608
Is this come kind of epic crossmeme with le 2093 axe?
>>70804359
>epic crossmeme
the techinical term is daring synthesis you dip
>>70804335
I for one welcome any extension to the bonus situation CU
Did he get his bonus?
>>70804335
Sigh. It could feasibly happen. So a while back I watched this with someone new to aliens. I asked what year they thought it was released. They said 1994. Movie is timeless.
>>70806101
>>70805134
>people make things like this on their computer instead of filling out a job application
>>70806101
Fuck Jonesey. Company man till the very end.
>>70806101
Parker used to do cocaine and hookers with Richard Pryor and Harvey Keitel back in the 1970's. Dude's a fucking badass who deserves his bonus.
>>70806101
>WE
>>70804359
What in the dingo riding fuck are you talking about?
>>70807537
you know that scene in prometheus where noomi rapace has to chop down a space tree, so she grabs her trusty space axe
I have a theory that Lambert faked her death, (we never actually saw it) and then did a runner with the bonus in a separate escape craft. Once on Earth she had a sex change operation (as is revealed in Aliens) and then lived the rest of his days on a beach living the good life on everyone else's bonus.
>>70806575
>WUZ
>>70807662
Was it because she got upset that Parker offered to eat her out in the chestburster scene and then never followed up on it?
>>70807662
>she had a sex change operation (as is revealed in Aliens)
Did they ever explain what that was about? It's just such a random thing to do in a throwaway line for a dead characters backstory.
>>70807767
>HALF-SHARE
>>70801886
>wan't
wha't
>>70808751
I've heard enough of this, and I'm asking you to pull the plug.
>>70801608
You still don't understand what you're dealing with do you? Perfect dindu. It's primitive aggression is matched only by it's stupidity.
>>70805835
:3
>>70808864
I won't lie to you about your bonus.
You have my sympathies.
>>70809091
>>70805134
my sides
Is this the beginning of Bonusposting?
Where's that wierdo with the 9 billion pictures of Ripley in her panties, usually he's he first one hereHope you're alright buddy ;_;
>>70809923
>>70810080
>tfw no hyper-realistic Ripley doll to blow your loads all over
Why even live?
>>70810080
W-where do I get one
I'm asking for a friend
>>70808126
One of the writers was a time traveler, they threw it to avoid SJW uproar in the future because of no trans characters in the Aliens franchise.
>>70805134
kek
>>70810080
Fuck me, reminds me of that Genesis music video. Fucking nightmares man
>>70810124
whats Ms. Piggy doing there?
>>70809923
You rang?
>"It's a bug hunt!"
So did they know what they were walking into with the xenos?
>>70810124
kanye's face will always be the funniest part of this image by a large margin
Why didn't they just freeze him?
>>70811972
>that filename
Kek
