Harry Callahan is now in the last movie/TV show you watched
what happens?
>>70797888
Game of Thrones.
all the sick perverted fucks were blown away. Harry sits on the Throne, King of Westeros.
>>70797888
documentaries too? if so then he's investigating if the Apollo moon landing was true or not. Lots of frightened engineers getting the truth kicked out of their mouths.
>Dredd
punks
punks everywhere
>Outcast
He exorcises with bullets.
>>70797888
He fails to nuke the sun as he is not an astronaut
Daredevil (Netflix show)
Even though he's not a "dirty cop" I guess he gets beat up by Daredevil.
Fight Club
HIS NAME WAS HARRY CALLAHAN
HIS NAME WAS HARRY CALLAHAN
>>70797888
he gets taken down by 20 good men
>Archer
Probably an oddly perfect fit.
Blade Runner
>>70797888
witnessed
Wild at Heart
Dirty Harry would kill all the weird hitmen and Santos
>>70797888
Star Trek TNG. The enterprise just got one bad ass added to their security personnel.
The Bill. Harry falls foul of Burnside, they exchange blows then become the hardest cunts on the manor and the Met's top theifcatchers and villain nickers.. Also he teaches Reg to shoot like a cowboy.
>>70797888
probably gets killed in the same way as Blackfish because i'm watching Feminism in Anno Domini 2016: Medieval Egotistical Liberalism
Big House U.S.A. Shit gets fucked
>Dirty Harry
Erm
>>70799460
>double the harry
>double the justice
>>70800046
Would watch
>>70797888
I tell everyone about this movie 'Harry Callahan' that nobody else has heard of.
>>70797888
>Black Phillip is shot within 5 minutes
>Callahan is burned at the stake for being Catholic and Irish
>England vs Russia football
Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear. This will not end well at all.
>>70797888
>Gaki No Tsukai
The punishments have just got a lot harsher.
>>70798352
He is in Space Cowboys.
>>70800243
>>70797888
>Harry Callhan in Drive
Movie would be finished in 20 minutes.
>>70797888
He helps Steven Seagal take down some chinese arms dealer and the russian mafia.
>>70797888
>Hot Fuzz
Guess the Movie would have been over a Lot quicker and more bloody
Miami Vice, the series.
Hoooooly shiiiiiit that would be good.
>>70797971
they havent invented gunpoweder and harry can only shoot 6 people in the back. he gets a chicken bone shoved through his eyesocket and raped to death
>>70801756
>Harry
>needing a gun to kill people
>>70798199
Judge Callaghan. I like it, considering Dirty Harry was the basis for Dredd.
>>70802479
Was he really? Not terribly surprising.
>TGTBTU
Uh, Harry vs Goldie?
>>70800046
>Friday the 13th (remake)
Callahan kicks the Chad's teeth in at the gas station, finds the missing girl a lot quicker than Supernatural Guy, and blows Jason to Hell.
>>70797979
We need this to happen.
>>70801756
doubt he wouldn't carry more ammo with him. also everyone would shit their pants when facing a gun (Boomstick)
>>70798479
Nobody beats up Harry Callahan and gets away with it though.
>>70797888
Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut.
>>70800206
Harru Outo
>>70801756
>implying every kid doesn't know how gunpower is made
you don't have to be McGuyver to reload ammo
I watched Stagecoach (1939)
It turns into The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
>>70797888
>the matrix
Well that would be interesting
>>70797888
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan is transformed into Star Trek Into Darkness with Callahan as captain of the Vengeance in place of TJ Laser
>Exit Wounds
Good fit! Though it had too many characters so maybe not, could be a replacement to the good cop.
that 70s show
kek
>>70797888
>The Magnificent Seven
He'd fit right in
>>70797888
There are now two Harrys Callahan
>>70797888
>Harry Callahan is now in
>John Wick.
RIP in piece Callahan
>>70797979
>those digits
>>70797888
He learns about the magic of friendship
Star Wars. Now there's no question of who shot first.
>>70803752
What about them?
>>70797888
>Leon
>Harry is hot on the trail of Leon, finally killing the degenerate pedophile assassin
>learns that Stansfield is really the big fish and finishes him singlehanded
>puts Matilda in a foster home
ehhhh
>Predator
>Harry mows down gooks with his revolver alone and battles an elusive predator.
Sounds like Dirty Harry 1 to be frank
>>70797888
The Thing
nothing really changes
>>70803871
Not quite, these however
toy story
the good the bad and the ugly but in computer cartoon form
>>70804109
Let me see here...What about these? Have you seen these lately?
>>70804103
>implying Harry and MacReady don't form a grudging trust
>implying their leadership wouldn't save a lot more people without destroying the base
They'd have to lead by force, but by God, they'd make sure shit didn't go to hell.
>>70804026
sorry bro no gooks in predator, they were south american not south east asian
>>70804180
but shit would go to hell all the same, and there would be no stopping ithe could even be the first changed instead of norris
>>70804171
Im afraid I have to return some double digits
