how did he get it in the oven?
>>70794554
He has a tiny crane in his kitchen
>>70794554
going in with it
>>70794554
>tfw trying to lift my GPA up
>>70794554
He's a small guy.
>>70794554
He asked his girlfriend to do it.
http://www.xvideos.com/video14312385/verne_troyer_sex_tape
>>70794793
For me
>>70794554
By cutting it into smaller pieces, you know...mini meat
>>70794796
Oh dear, that face of 'How the fuck did I get here?'
l like to think he has a series of complex ropes and pulley systems that he uses not only to traverse his home but to do daily chores, he could probably attach a harness to the turkey and use his body weight as a counter to lift it onto the kitchen counter. all of the ropes would be color coded so he'd know what each one does, it'd be like a magical rainbow play house filled with flying midgets
oh what fun it must be, to be so small a thing
>>70794554
I would beat him in a fight
>>70795188
Careful, heard he can vibrate through walls.
>>70795085
>>70794554
It doesn't matter if you're a manlet, thank God you aren't this guy. His life must be suffering.
>>70795456
At least he got laid. I havent.
