>A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell and I'm going home
>LOL ok gurl gl hf XD
What the fuck happened here?
>>70788914
Jaqen is scared of needles
so he let her go
kkkkk
>>70788914
George stopped writing
>>70788914
The god was promised a life. She took one. She has also proven not to be able to become a faceless assassin.
What else should he have done?
>>70788914
She's ready to become The Game of Thrones now after she practiced stick fighting in dark for five seasons.
Fan service
>>70789023
What the fuck is that fat fuck doing with his life?
Is he even going to bother now, since they've already fucked up the plot & are past the books?
Normies eat this shit up
They made the hardened death worshiping assassin look like a wimp
Thumbs up bros, lets all clap inside a hipster bar together
>>70788914
Jaquen see her as his daughter as he himself didn't forgot his past.
>>70789147
He never cared about tv series, just the book readers.
>>70788914
well she is female and jaqen is male so it is obvious that arya is gonna dominate him. if you didnt realise that GRRM is a cuck and gets a boner when writing strong female characters you havent been paying attention
>>70789147
His next book is scheduled for release in December this year.
Calm your tits
You got dropped on your head and now you speak in memes.
>>70789160
So in the end it all boils down to grrl powah
>>70788914
>hoping to for an amazing plot twist which would explain how a girl is able to survive her stomach's organs being ruptured by a knife, jumping in dirty sewer water and not getting any infection, not dying from blood loss
But instead we get nothing fancy which explains these plotholes... just a simple "I killed waif and am going home".
BRAVO
A girl is truly a Game of Thrones now.
>>70789275
Did the Arya in Braavos storyline end this way in the books?
>>70789377
The books haven't even caught up to this part yet
>>70789275
The book that was first expected to come out last year? The book that is now likely delayed again because, despite protesting that he's totally fine and healthy, GRRM has been laid up for two weeks with illness?
We all know Dany is going to end up on the throne at the end of the show. Obvious is obvious after a massive battle breaks out with the white walkers and they are defeated by Jon's magical powers with the help of Catelyn
>>70789147
>What the fuck is that fat fuck doing with his life?
fucking the funny whore
ARYA IS DEAD
WAIFU STOLE IDENTITY
>>70789432
source?
>>70789066
kill her she knows too much
>>70788914
she has become a game of thrones
>>70789336
Dude, she ate some soup and spent a night in bed. Getting stabbed is no big deal.
>>70789473
Not true in the slightest.
D&D had the option of having a cool plot twist with Waif returning to Jaqen and then removing a mask to reveal Arya but they blew it.
This episode was so bad fart sound would be an improvement
>>70789478
http://www.parentherald.com/articles/48894/20160612/winds-winter-release-date-news-update-book-further-delayed-george.htm
He got back at the end of May, and is still recovering.
>>70789489
>Getting stabbed is no big deal.
>goes to give it a try
HALP ME ANONS
But in all seriousness: if they had her getting stabbed once with no knife twisting inside of her, then it would have made sense that she survived one stab wound.
BUT multiple with the knife twisting deep in her organs.
>what the fuck
>>70789536
If he is very concerned he may die soon and not have the books finished; just hire a ghost writer to help him write by his bed side and he details what he wants in.
>>70789419
W-wait, then how.. the fuck
No wonder the show's been total shit, these kikes have been writing their own canon
RIP
>>70789445
And she will marry Sansa and consume their wedding night right in front of the High Sparow who will wear a chastity cage for the rest of his life.
>>70789241
kek
Hours upon hours wasted on the implication that she was gonna become an assassin to take revenge on people she hates.
They ditched A L L of that in just one episode. Now she's gonna go back to Westeros, and, uhhh...do fucking what exactly? What is the fucking purpose of her now?
>>70789612
>RIP Cleganebowl
Please, that's still going to happen, even if D&D have to teleport Sandor into the zombie's bedroom.
>>70789538
waif missed. children survive stabs much more easily than adults you know
>>70789565
>implying he isn't going to die on purpose before the books are complete and makes sure no one can make a canon book after he passes
He sat on ADWD for 6 years after being done with it a year or so after feasts
He got BTFO'd by the fact that fans figured out all his clever twists, literally all of them, and spent the next decade trying to rewrite the story so he could shock everyone with his genius
He's probably had WoW done since atleast a year or two back but since everyone knows the twists by now he's going to take the unfinished books to his grave so no one will ever confirm the predictions and he's going to state that no one is allowed to finish his books in the same universe as his previous 5
Fat hack was ruined by the red wedding because he thought he was a fucking mastermind literary genius for it, just check his interviews, there isn't a single fucking one where he doesn't mention how witty and evil his red wedding was
>>70789666
she's going to go to the iron islands and then go past the iron islands and maybe end up in the copper islands or something
>>70789666
She's going to truly become the Game of Thrones, haven't you been paying attention?
>>70788914
This Arya shit is the most retarded GoT shit in terms of plot.
Nothing made sense
>>70789666
Shes wants to become an explorer and a badass pirate now! Yarrr.
>>70789023
so the show stopped being cannon and they're just making shit up now?
>>70789839
Her and Bran can do anything they want
It is known
They're safe until the end of the show
>>70789147
He has Sibel now and steady flow of her young porn friends. He probably won't ever write again
>>70789336
You are forgetting Milk of the Poppy™ which is the nanomachines of Game of Thrones
>>70789509
she can't put on a mask, otherwise he could just steal her face again.
>>70790069
isn't it drinkable morphine ?
>>70789843
I think it is also that the actors are just sick of doing it at this point, which is sad because I don't see many of them having much work after this show wraps.
>>70790114
More like drinkable heroin.
>>70790114
I thought it was heroin
>>70789377
She spent most of her time blind as beth the blind girl and learned to use all her senses like daredevil or some shit. He gives her back her eyes/vision after she learns to function completely as a blind person and smacks him wiht a stick. Shes also a worg like brann and jon and can enter summer in her dreams every night and go hunting.
>>70790207
it's nymeria though
>>70788914
Jaquen likes her more than the waifu, this much is obvious. Arya saved him from burning to death and shows much spunk, while the waif is the T-1000.
If Jaquen wants he can kill her at any given time with darts and shit. He's actually a silent assassin, where the waif fucking causes chaos like an idiot.
>>70788914
Someone posted that dialogue a while ago and it was so bad j assumed it was fake, does anyone have a screen cap?
>>70790207
None of what you just said translated onto film though. Her blind training was cut short before she developed any skill.
Her extraordinary senses apparently came out of nowhere
>>70789483
This.
She's outright betrayed the order, abused her position after being accepted. Even if she kills her assassin she should be a target.
>>70788914
You autistic, anon? It's not very difficult to understand
You have to be able to convincingly lie to be No one right. So was Arya saying "A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell and I'm going home" a lie hence why he let her go?
>>70789326
Pretty much all the players left in the show now are women.
>>70790463
>Tyrion
>Varys
>Jon
>Jamie
>High Sparrow
>Sandor and Beric
>Sam
>Theon
U wot?
>>70788914
her mommy is waiting for her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RZK9NLj_Z8
>>70790624
Ssh. He's getting worked up into a fervour about them damn SJWs taking over his hobbies. No sense trying reason, just let the dear tire himself out.
>>70788914
I couldn't put this into words but yeah what the fuck kek
>>70788914
Have faith. They will explain arya's parting with the FM in a heartwarming goodbye-scene...
>PSYCHE
Jaguar was sandsnek all along. have fun dying with his poison kiss
Another scene where a woman intimidates a man with her strength, check
>>70789728
How do you know this?
Are you a child stabber?
>>70791080
name one
>>70789147
SALAD DRESSING
>>70791108
>every Caloreesi scene
>>70788914
Arya Stark in the house of memes
Did she actually learn anything from the faceless men or was it just solely a character building miseryfest for her.
>>70789666
>Hours upon hours wasted on the implication that she was gonna become an assassin to take revenge on people she hates.
To be fair, it's not like she can't actually do any of that now just because she isn't a part of the super secret faceless men club anymore. She has been trained to kill and now she can go back and start taking names.
>>70791239
She can now disguise herself and fight in the dark.
>>70789483
What does she know that everybody else in the world doesn't know?
They are assassins they can disguise themselves. Seeing the inner chamber and all that shit really isn't going to change much.
>>70791239
The latter, literally no point for this whole storyline in the show now. Much like the sneks and Greyjoys they fucked up hard.
>>70791276
>she can now disguise herself
apparently not
>oh no i'm being hunted by the trained assassin that beats the shit out of me daily
>*hides in dark cave*
>bored of this lol i'm gonna go check out the city
Now she's gonnajoin Daenerys and become her best soldier. Also Stannis is clearly still alive,he's just on his way to Essos to join The Dragon Bitch.
>>70791080
>Intimidates
I didn't get this impression at all
Jaqen is just really fond of Arya. That's why he made such a half ass attempt of trying to kill her in the first place. In their last scene, he certainly wasn't scared, but he didn't even seem angry.
He was... proud of her for some fucking reason.
>>70790301
why would the faceless men give a fuck about betrayal
>>70791714
Why wouldn't they you moron?
>>70789666
>666
plot twist:
ep9's big dead: Arya
>>70791693
>Jaqen
It's not Jaqen. It's some guy who looks likes the other guy who liked Jaqen.
>>70791867
I'd have a chuckle. But it'd need to be a completely random, senseless death. Like getting stabbed by a drunk sailor for no reason.
>>70791693
>He was... proud of her for some fucking reason.
Because they're both good guys who GoT fans like therefore Arya cannot kill Jaqen.
>>70791276
>She can now disguise
Then why didnt she try this to escape whitout having to fight waif and spill her guts through all the city?
Fucking face it. All this was a waste of time to keep her busy and safe.
>>70791962
>Those Westerosi she booked passage with come back
>they drag her to some shithole alley, tie her up and try to force her to tell them where she got all that money
>she breaks free and cuts them to ribbons with a witty one-liner
>she makes the last guy agree to make her the captain of the ship
>she steps out of the alley, seeing the ship down in the harbour
>she gets run over by a runaway cockles & clam cart
POTTERY
>>70792055
AND WHO ARE YOU...
>>70792055
>>70791962
>>70791867
it would be enough if her wound get open and no one is there again to help her... end Bianca comes around
>>70788914
GUYS GUYS!!! I CAN EXPLAIN!!!
That actress chick gave her health pot and beserker pot! She got +20 to strength, agility and dexterity, that explains mad parkour even tho she got severely wounded! But she got penalty of -20 to inteligence, wisdom and awareness, so she was strolling down the street like a fucking idiot in the first place!
>pottery
>>70792410
Did she complete her Dark Brotherhood quest or did she fail it?
>>70788914
>inserting XD after a sentence makes it invalid
>>70792624
>mfw based Snyder had a guy resemble this dude in BvS
>>70792765
Was that written by a Slav?
>>70791928
NO ITS JAQEN HE MUST LIVE SO AVERAGE AMERCIAN DOESNT GET CONFUSED WITH ACTUAL FACELESS ASSASSINS!
Tyrone must understand the show guys, he doesnt need kind man, silent man and old man.
>>70792922
Doesn't answer the question. It reads like English was the author's third language.
>>70792938
that guys blurred face looks like Shia
>>70789275
the last book was scheduled for release in 2005 and it came out in 2011
A girl can be stabbed 3 times in the guts and flip over like Comaneci.
A girl has no literal guts.
Summary of this weeks events?
>>70790170
>>70790173
Heroin is morphine. In fact morphine is actually purer.
>>70788914
she didn't even have an arc. everything after the hound was just treading water, never really accomplishing anything.
I would rather watch Tormund talk about fish health(?) than watch this episode again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBhu8V-ALYo
>>70793289
>hound returns
>so does arya
pottery
> U GO GUIRL!!!
> Dat man don't OWN you!!!
unnnnnnnn hunnnnnnnnnnn
*neckroll*
>injured trainee is able to beat a trained assassin for some reason
You know, the same type of assassin who managed to fuck up the Lannister army in Harrenhal.
Fuck this stupid ass show. What the fuck?
>>70793382
Sadly... this is the level of populist garbage GoT has become...
>>70789666
She's literally going to stab Walder Frey at the end of this season
>A girl is I, a Stark of Winterfell, and I'm going home
Who fucking wrote this?
>Arya. the girl who couldn't kill anyone who was told to kill, comes back after killing her only classmate, holding Needle, the sword that Jaquen told her to drop to become no one.
.
.
.
,
.
.
.
>"Finally a girl is no one."
>>70793575
Feminists that worship here, we watched her 2 seasons washing dead people and stick fight just to get that "screw you guys im going home"
>>70793247
>Hound fucks some people up, he makes jokes, reddit laughs. He finally finds the Brotherhood and sees they are about to hang the guys who massacred the group, they negotiate, reddit laughs some more. Hound eats with the brotherhood, says something about chickens, reddit is literally in tears.
>Brienne goes to ask Blackfish to help Sansa, she meets with Jaime, wants to give his sword back, he lets her keep it "IS JAIME ACTUALLY A NICE GUY?", reddit asks. Brienne cannot convince Blackfish to help Sansa. reddit is sad :(
>Bron grabs Pod's balls.
>Jaime talks to Edmure, confirms his undying love for Cersei and threatens to catapult Edmure and his son into Riverrun. "JAIME IS A BAD GUY! >:(", reddit exclaims with rage! edmure lets the Lannister forces take riverrun. blackfish dies offscreen. jaime waves to brienne as she rows away on a boat. brienne waves back.
>Tyrion pressures messandei and grey worm into drinking wine. they make jokes. "no cock jokes?" asks reddit. a horn is sounded. they are being attacked by the masters. reddit is scared. later on we see the masters fucking up the pyramid. a loud thump is heard overhead. Khalessi comes out of literally nowhere with a confused look on her face. there is a brief staring contest. she says nothing and the scene ends. /got/ is confused. reddit cheers at their TV screen.
>Arya is cared for by the actress. actress gets killed by waif offscreen. cue 10 minute long chase scene through braavos. arya kills waif offscreen. after wasting 2 seasons she no longer wants to be a faceless man and the scene from OP happens.
>Mountain rips a guys head off. Tommen outlaws trials by combat. Cleganebowl no longer confirmed. No hype.
>>70793645
Such a shitty plot, seriously, what's up with the many faced god anyway?
>>70793645
These have to be some of the worst assassins ever portrayed on screen.
aryas targets are also the targets of the faceless men
she will do the killing they want her to do even if she doesn't know it
>>70793645
It makes sense if he was talking to the Waif
she earned her own mask and was able to assume Arya's identity
>>70791730
Because they are no one.
They have no emotions, hold no grudges. they are promised a face, they get a face. If Arya doesn't provide a face, she becomes the face. Because she is no one. But she provided a face from another faceless assassin. So it doesn't really matter? I think Autistic men would probably be more accurate.
>>70789147
Enjoying his shitloads of money. He's fat and he's old. Wouldn't you do the same? There is little to no motivation for him to finish the books now.
>>70793801
i know it's you
you're the only one with that autistic theory
arya didn't die, they won't kill a main character that easy, it's stupid.
and now you will keep posting your shit theory... and everytime someone says you're stupid, you will "pretend" to be retarded and post it again.
>>70793802
They are Faceless Man in the first place because they are willing to be part of the organization and devote their lives to the Many Faced God. How the hell could they ignore when one of them just takes a giant shit on their every commandment and kills his peers? That's straight up retarded and you should be ashamed you wrote this crap.
>>70793899
I know it's you as well
Bravos plot had absolutely no purpose unless something happens to change Arya which has not happened at all.
In the book she learns to warg a bit and thus enhances her skillset quite a bit. In the show no such thing happens and she'd be the exact same.
Also your entire argument is that Jaqen is retarded
>>70793920
You assume the faceless god is an entity with a personality.
He is no one, you dummy.
>>70792870
>Don't bite me or my earlier prototype ever again
>>70793959
>your entire argument is that Jaqen is retarded
of course
is not an argument, and obviously is not a theory.
>>70793970
You assume the Faceless Man are some french café nihilsts while in fact they are a well-oiled machinery that forms an organization with a great influence and respect. And unknown goals of their own.
>All of last episode was spent on build up.
>Cool next episode is gonna be sick with tons of fight scenes and plot developments.
>All of this episode was spent on build up.
>Nothing in the plot is developed at all, no twists, no interesting parts, nothing.
This show is going to shit FAST.
One fucking fight scene where the hound rips into some shitty rogue sellswords and a flaccid penis? Do they not realize people watch this show for the graphic nature woven into the storyline?
>>70794067
Not defending the shit show but you watch it for the fight scenes? Try some animu.
Arya chase was an "action scene" for people who like that.
>>70793959
she now knows how to fight in the dark, helpful for the long night.
she knows how to cut off people's faces, helpful against nicolas cage.
she knows how to be an unconvincing liar, helpful for when she'll pretend to be a little girl from a minor house when talking to Tywin Lannister.
she learned lots of things
>Dany flies a Dragon into the city while its under siege.
>Let's the Dragon, who she just learned to control and ride, fly away immediately.
>Doesn't consider Drogon could be useful in defending the city since he could literally 1v1 their entire fleet.
>Danys face when everyone under her command dies
>>70788914
So bad i actually got annoyed at a show i stopped really caring about 2 years ago. Bravo.
>>70794104
I watch it for the twists and betrayals as well as the sex and fight scenes, but its just been boring as fuck.
The only thing good about the chase scene was that 1 story jump Arya did.
>>70788914
>>70790301
She saved Jaquens life. He didn't forget that.
>>70794121
Stupid fucking retarded. Drogon is on his way to fuck their entire fleet himself.
And her other two dragons will follow.
>>70794121
shes going to set the pyramid on fire so the slavers will turn to her side
>>70794144
"Did I leave the gas on?"
>>70789066
I think thats really stupid. The whole point before was that the unfaced god needs a certain life.
If you just can kill whoever, the whole point with killing the wrong man mode no sense.
>>70794217
Nah those sea fuckers will come with their ships and save the day.
>>70794133
If you don't care about a show then why are you watching it?because you care about it
Tyrion has the worst fucking luck man
>bring city back from war torn shithole
>all of a sudden attack
>Queen comes back just in time to see only the bad shit
Retarded. Maybe it's because his character is shit now and they're going to behead him and give Dinklage sweet release.
>>70794121
The dragon is literally burning a ship on the background you turd
>>70794251
RELAAX NIGGA RELAX
D&D didn't kill all the direwolves to let a chance of using some dragon action at the last episode go, or else the normies and redditors won't react to shit
Drogon and the other two will fuck the fleet up.
Then maybe Theon and Yara arrive with their fleet with everything burning for some shock value.
>>70794121
>yfw her Dothraki ride across the water to board the ships and use them to assault westeros.
>>70794144
"I am SRONGK womyn! I make serious acting face! ror!"
>>70794275
>Try your best to save the city from turmoil.
>Fuck up horribly.
>Your queen arrives just as it happens.
>his face when
>>70789666
Are you all retarded? She never wanted to become a faceless assassin, have you forgot S1, S2, S3, and S4 now? She went with Jaqen in order to learn how to become an assassin, so she could kill all the people that destroyed her family (remember the list of names?).
Jaqen knew that, that's why he's happy with her admiting that she doesn't want to be an assassin, but that she wants to avenge her family.
Seriously now, were people really retarded enough to think that she will become an assassin killing random people and being completely irrilevant to the story?
>>70789023
can people stop with this shit? the big story points have his blessing. so don't act like he wouldn't have written the same shit.
>>70794352
They have his blessing because he's been quoted as not giving a shit what the show does. The books will be totally different.
>>70790418
i want to believe it was this but after so much shitty writing this season, who know
>>70794291
Look carefully. Its just in the background flying away. Retard.
>>70791258
>trained to kill
All she did was fighting with a stick in the dark. They could have made the training a whole lot more interessting.
The whole arc was just pretty senseless.
>>70788914
>What the fuck happened here?
Are you niggas incapable of spotting character development or something? She's being set up to become a great warrior and leading character in the show. I made this exact post last night:
>She got her honour from Ned Stark
>She learned to sworfight from Syrio Forel
>She learned the art of politics and strategy from Tywin Lannister
>She had her killer instinct nurtured by the Hound
>She learned guile and stealth from the Faceless men of Braavos.
Now she returns home (possibly linking up with the Brotherhood again, maybe with the Red Priestess who promised her we'd meet again) fully trained and ready to be A Badass Female Warrior.
>>70793337
Why did I enjoy this?
>>70794301
>implying Battle of the Bastards isn't eating up 90% of the season's budget
>implying there will be any dragon shots beyond a few seconds of it flying around and dudes screaming, then hard cut to the next morning and Dany saying, "Boy, that was a cool battle."
>>70794433
>All she did was fighting with a stick in the dark. They could have made the training a whole lot more interessting.
They could've spent 6 episodes detailing her exact training regime, filming her doing push ups and shit, yeah they could do that, but most people aren't autistics who haven't got an imagination who require every little detail explaining to them like a child.
You're supposed to fill in that superfluous shit yourself with your imagination, if you're so jaded that you're actually incapable of enjoying a TV show cos it's not pandering to your autism then I pity you
>>70794342
We're talking about a super sekrit special assassin death cult m8. They have strict rules of conduct that guaranteed their survival and functionality until now.
No way they would allow a little girl get away with breaking the rules and killing 50% of their staff.
The final scene with Jaqen chickening out doesnt make and damn sense. They should have had her embarked on a ship and be done with it.
>>70794342
Why the fuck would the faceless men give a flying fuck about her motives?
>the best scene of the entire show was a short interaction between squireboy and jaimes gay lover.
> ywn see Arya join the mummers as Bianca's replacement, baring her tits every afternoon and twice in sunday
>>70794492
I would have prefered push ups and running stairs with Eye of the tiger playing in the background to what we got.
The point is not the detail, but that the scenes didnt really deliver how she got stronger.
Was the other woman she beat even skilled? All she did was playing michael myers and stabbing unsuspecting old people.
>>70793287
What's the point of this post?
>>70794599
What's the point of anything?
We're killing time until the sun burns out and all life in the universe ceases to exist.
YOLO
>>70794560
>Why the fuck would the faceless men give a flying fuck about her motives?
In season 2 when he gave her the coin he specifically said "you have many names left on your list. Come with me".
It was weird for her to be training to forget her identity and to forget her personal motive for revenge. The whole point of her training was to help her fulfill her personal vengeance and Jaqen knew this.
>>70794432
Made you look :^)
>>70793287
It's fucking Opium... Heroin and Mirphine are both derivatives of Opium... Which comes from the Poppy..
How fucking dumb are kids today really.. Can't even drugs right...
>>70794760
Kids today - Pretty smart, dumbed down by media saturation
Kids that watch tv all day - Dumbed down by the most virulent and pervasive media
>>70789336
I said this to my wife as Arya literally broke her leg on that jump to the stairs and started stumbling down, trailing blood everywhere: "She has to die.. its Game of Thrones not some fucking fairytale"
>she lives and becomes blindgirl: coming home edition
>>70788914
She rejected the brainwashing.
Jaquen says "ah finally you have no name" because she's holding a sword to his chest. He doesn't actually believe that she's destroyed her sense of identity, he's just unarmed doesn't want to get stabbed.
Arya knows he's lying, and rejects his weak offer to join back up.
Jaquen pretty much shrugs and (subtext) emotes 'yeh, okay it's a cult and a scam. You figured it out. Congrats.' He gives a wry smile as she leaves. His reaction to the whole ordeal is pretty much: 'oh well'.
There never was any special knowledge or mysticism in the 'no-name' destruction of identity thing. It was about creating loyal followers -- that's it; that's all.
>>70789612
Both Cleganes decapitate a man in this episode. What is the symbolism behind this?
>>70794760
Mate, what I still said is true. They're all the fucking same.
>>70794878
What if Strong is Robert and not the mountain?
>>70789445
I loved the forced 2 minute scene to get her back to egypt. Then that hard cut to the hound
Bravo dabid
Not since Velcro got shot in the stomach with a shotgun and walked it off has anyone taken so much abuse and just keep going as Arya after repeatedly being stabbed in the belly with one heck of a big dagger.
>>70794961
>big dagger
It was a knife, and it was smaller than I'd use to cut my chicken.
>>70794342
this
>>70794247
No if someone wants someone dead then someone has to die to please the many faces god, but the right person has to die for the assassins to remain in business
>>70794986
Chickens are feisty little fuckers, cut their head off and they run around spurting sauce everywhere
>>70794986
>belly
>knife straight to bowels
>instant infection
still alive
>>70795238
she went swimming in the river too. I'm sure in medieval iraq they were throwing garbage and shitting in the river
>>70794850
>There never was any special knowledge or mysticism in the 'no-name' destruction of identity thing. It was about creating loyal followers -- that's it; that's all.
Is that how it is in the books though?
Also if he were fast enough he could have just disarmed her.
What kind of assassin is he?
>>70794729
The other girl was also petty and bad at following directions, and the guy's stupid grin makes me doubt his ability to manipulate to the degree necessary.
The faceless god is a luggage lad, the guy won't be seen in the show again, and Aria will continue on without paranoia since she was properly blood in and out'ed.
>I want to see what's west of Westeros
>I'm from Winterfell and I'm going home
So which is it? Going back to Winterfell or pissing off into the middle of nowhere?
>>70795238
Thing I don't get is why the waif didn't just slit her throat? I mean she had her from behind.
I thought assassins were supposed to be clever?
>>70795702
I thought Id explain it to you, but then decided to not bother.
>>70794436
Why? So she can become the champion of SJW god?
>>70794436
Her Mary Sue training is now complete
:^)
I dropped this show after the first season, but I've read the books. Did the show actually confirm the fan theory that the faceless man IS Jaquen?
>>70796017
Book Jaqen is Pate now and he is in Oldtown, helping Sam.
Show Jaqen is a faggot in braavos that doesn't make any sense.
>>70794436
>A Badass Female Warrior
maybe if she looked like this
>>70795315
>Is that how it is in the books though?
They never elaborate much in the books on how any of the magic works.
>>70795315
>Also if he were fast enough he could have just disarmed her.
She's holding a sword to his chest and he's unarmed. They're not invincible superheros with superhuman reflexes. They're ordinary fighters with one good disguise trick and really effective propaganda.
>>70794440
He's just that handsome.
Worst episode ever!
>Punctured internal organs, internal bleeding, infection.
'Tis merely a scratch and I can get up and running a few days later.
>A pool of healing water
Doesn't bother to carry a flask of it around just in case.
Shitty writing. Shitty season.
>>70794760
Metabolizes to morphine. It all does, just at different ratios/rates.
>>70796059
its no where near confirmed that the faceless man who killed pate is actually jaq. Whats the point of having faceless, personality-less assassins if every time one comes up you associate it with the one you saw?
Show jaq us just another faceless man using one of the faces that countless others have used, probably for years.
>>70796174
>its no where near confirmed that the faceless man who killed pate is actually jaq
The description of Jaqens new face after he gives Arya the coin and the description of the guy that killed pate is literally 1:1 the same.
He went south to Oldtown after the left Harrenhal. We don't know his motives yet.
Besides, there is no Jaqen H'gar. It's just a random identity that this faceless man had for a while.
>Game of Thrones is a brutal, merciless series, where if a character fucks up they end up dead
>Except these ones, we've covered them in plot armour
If they were doing the first season with this attitude Ned would have survived being decapitated somehow.
>>70796341
I was content when she got blind but then loljk
>>70788914
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4283074/?ref_=ttep_ep8%3F&c=1
>8.5 stars
This is the average GOT viewer.
>>70794491
>implying there will be any dragon shots beyond a few seconds of it flying around and dudes screaming,
The dragon will be injured after wiping of a part of the masters ships and have to sit out the rest of the battle.
Then the Iron Fleet will come into port and destroy whatever is left.
>>70796341
its only happened three times (ned, red wedding, oberyn) and it only made it seem brutal because we didnt know where the show was going and we didnt know who was important yet. Now that R=L= J is all but confirmed and POV characters are at a minimum, we know what to expect.
>>70794352
>can people stop with this shit?
can people stop with this shit? you are literally pulling that out of your ass
>>70795850
Thanks lad.
>>70789990
>He has Sibel now
What?
>>70796102
You quickly grab the sword arm and thrust the sword away from you, and use your other hand to lock her arm in place.
Seriously, he's a master assassin and she's some noob with hubris.
His reflexes are better.
>>70794109
>helpful against nicolas cage.
>>70794878
fan service apology for denying us sweet cleganebowl action
>>70790624
Half those characters don't even have genitals.
>>70796174
>Whats the point of having faceless, personality-less assassins if every time one comes up you associate it with the one you saw?
they don't "come up". they normally only reveal their Faceless Man status to people they are about to kill.
>>70794291
The fuck are you talking about? It just flies away try again lmao
>>70796903
oh well they don't count then
>>70794217
This isn't implied at all, especially since Drogon flies in the opposite direction of the attack.
Arya didn't have to cut off Waifs face and display it.
She didn't have to say "A girl" is Arya.
She doesn't realize it but she's a faceless now. It's in her blood.
>>70796059
Ah. It's a shame that he cashed in on the show's fame, took the money and fucked off. Can't say I blame him, though. Whatever HBO's paying him is many times more than he'd make writing novels. What other big revelations have their been?
Why is everyone in Meereen so incompetent that they know nothing of a giant fucking fleet of ships until its literally right on top of them?
>>70797149
actual faceless men are undead, so no.
>>70797332
their fleet got burned in the first episode. hard to scout a fleet when you don't have any ships yourself.
>8 episodes in and it feels like nothing interesting has happened besides Jon resurrecting, Hound being alive, and some faith militant getting his head ripped off.
How can these last 2 episodes possibly redeem this season?
>>70797364
You can still see ships on the horizon, and raise some sort of alarm before they get close enough to start bombarding the city.
>>70789666
Now she's gonna go back to Westeros, and, uhhh... become an assassin to take revenge on people she hates.
Honestly that was the only possible outcome. I'm just a bit sad we didn't see that her dance teacher was alive and well all along.
Note that all the (alive) Stark children follow the same pattern: they got separated from each other, had their own adventures that made them stronger, and now they are assembling.
>>70797327
Doran wanted to marry his daugher Arianne to Viserys, but he got himself killed. Then he tried to marry his son Quentyn to Dany, but he got burned by Viserion and Rhaegal.
Doran gets fucked no matter what he tries, but i guess the sand sneks will back dany up in the show anyway.
>>70797334
Maybe she didn't survive the stabbings, but died and continued on reanimated through the pool or whatever. That's what he meant by telling her's she's finally #1
>>70788914
Show deviated from the books and is off on its own now.
This week's episode was particularly bad in a lot of ways.
Comically so in places.
>>70789609
have you only just found this out? They'd caught up with the books about 2 seasons ago and have just been making shit up since.
Faceless Men in the books
>very old club for people who have nothing left, not even themselves.
>Doomed Valyria for atrocities made against them (slave work in the deep mines)
>People fear them around the world
>crazy magic
>cold-blooded killers
Faceless Men in the series
>Club of 3 people (debatable if less)
>"Fuck you guys I walk out" t.Arya
>"Ok, lol"
I'm already dead inside so I don't care, but the book depiction is worlds better.
>>70789750
But in the Stone Islands...
>>70789218
Yes, thats why he sent the hot chick to kill her
What was her motivation again?
>Waif puts in wor on Arya's stomach
>numerous threads of shitheads claiming Jaqen was Arya
>repeatedly tell said shitheads that they were retarded
>get attacked for posting proof that Jaqen was not Arya
>last night's episode
>feels good being right all the time
For my next correct prediction, Lady Stoneheart will be featured in the show. last episode of this season, at the end.
I've said this since before the season began and everyone says I'm wrong. And the last couple episodes have been referencing her hard.
>>70797633
RIP hottest girl in the show.
>>70797787
*work
>>70797787
>I've said this since before the season began and everyone says I'm wrong. And the last couple episodes have been referencing her hard.
How? I am curious and hopeful anon!
>>70797850
rewatch the past couple episodes, they bring up Catelyn multiple times, the red wedding, showing Walder Frey, the Men Without Banners saying they're about to do some big things when talking to the Hound... They're bringing all that shit up so people will remember and get hype.
She's coming, and so is CleganeBowl
>>70798005
*Brotherhood Without Banners I mean.
>>70793726
Is Reddit the Greek Chorus of AGOT?
>>70797633
she was my favorite girl... she seemed like the kinda girl who would frequent r9k and get called ugly, but would fap to and dream of a life with her
>>70788914
Girl power bullshit. You know there's reaction videos somewhere of girls cheering for Arya in this scene. Cheering for the fat fuck retard face Hunchback of Notre Dame dumbass cunt who would never win in a fight against the waif. D&D are dumbasses.
>>70789483
no she doesn't
she literally doesn't know shit about how the faces work, only that they somehow magically do
look how fucking useless and vulnerable she was when on her own. she literally got caught out TWICE, in 2 days.
all she knows of value is, the faceless assassins have a hall full of faces they use. that's it. she doesn't know how they work, how to make one herself. she doesnt know how to spot someone using a face, so she cant exactly be pointing them out.
all she knows is stuff lots of people know, how to make poisons, how to navigate without sight, how to fight and how to lie
My question is, is Jaqen's character now done, or is he gonna follow Arya so he can pop up at random times to tell her his trademark saying?
I think George gave D&D bullshit ideas do that he can go and write the books better and come out as the hero in the end while D&D look like fucking retards.
You can tell with this season that the books are done. Gone are the days of intelligent writing, now it's just action schlock and girl power.
SJW can go fuck themselves with a pointed stick, or perhaps a banana.
>>70789666
>>70789666
YOU FUCKING MORONIC SHITCUNT. THEY DIDNT "DITCH" ALL THAT YOU DENSE PIKEY, THEY ALLOWED HER TO BE A FACELESS ASSASSIN NOW, JUST WITH TH E FREEDOM TO GO WHERE SHE PLEASES. THAT IS WHY SHE HAD TO BE DISMISSED LIKE THIS. DO YOU THINK AFTER YOU BECOME NOONE YOU'RE FREE TO ROAM THE WORLD DOING YOUR OWN SHIT? OF COURSE NOT. THIS WAY SHE ACQUIRED ALL THE SKILLS OF A FACELESS MAN SAVE FOR THE FACESWAPPING AND IS FREE TO LEAVE AND DO HER BUSINESS.
YOU DENSE FAGGOT.
>>70797787
> I've said
> anonymously
Fucking idiot. No one will ever know and no one cares. Go back to writing poetry and slicing your wrists to The Cure.
>>70789147
> GOT 2016
> A bunch of clumsy weak-looking women waving sword-thingy's around while the stuntmen and editors make it look like they are badasses.
Meanwhile in the real world (and the history of the world) the most powerful women operate, conquer, and destroy by being heartless & detached whores, and not ninjas.
>>70791141
I would have stopped watching long ago if I hand't found Preston. The allure of deeper plots and deciet is great, but the fucking show has no depth at all anymore, always teasing depth only to horribly under-deliver in the worst possible way.
>>70798302
You sound like a fartbox flabbergasted "Jaqen was Arya" shithead.
How does it feel being wrong?
Besides, I posted the pic I made and was spamming in all GoT threads.
Eagerly awaiting more mad.
Fuck Arya's story in the show. Once the ugly bitch left The Hound, her plot went into the shitter. Only Jon Snow can save this show with bastard bowl 2016.
>>70798258
You fucking crybaby.
>>70797787
>Lady Stoneheart will be featured in the show. last episode of this season, at the end.
Nah, nigga. Blackfish will be the new Stoneheart.
>>70798064
ffs man
>>70797421
Did you watch the show? The ships emerged from really dense fog. You know, dense? Like your fucking brain?
>>70795702
Waif was petty and jealous of Arya. Did you not get this at all?
Also, Jaqen told her to not make her suffer, but she goes ahead and makes her suffer instead of going for the quick kill. Waif was still in training as well and she clearly failed.
>>70798447
Blackfish ain't dead though.
He said he was gonna fight, but he's been captured and whisked away
Bet it'll go down the same way in the books. Becoming no one would be a dead end for the character.
