>watch The Passion Of The Christ
>wow this is a cool story
>look it up
>IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
>>70752019
>mfw there is actually going to be a sequel
>"Passion of the Christ: Revelation"
>Best armageddon movie ever!
>>70752019
>watch American Sniper
>look it up
>real americans are FAT as fuck
>>70752019
>IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
evidence?`
>>70752019
wtf I hate jews now...
>>70752019
At the end, what was that about?
>watch Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
>wow this is a cool story
>look it up
>that's right it's real aragorn actually build the america
>watch The Longest Day
>check Wikipedia
>all days have 24 hours
>mfw
>>70753378
Jesua was a real person who was crucified by Pontias Pilate due to charges brought by the Hasidic Jews in the region in Judea during the reign of Tiberius.
holy fuck this thread made me lol hard
>>70753509
Pontias Pilate also invented Pilates
>>70753509
that's a nice story you have there
>watch Mel Gibson in an interview talking about killing muslims while helping christians in the ME to retake the holy land from jews
>wow this is a cool story
>look it up
>IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
>watch Schindler's List
>wow this is a grapping tale lads
>look it up
>it never happened
>WATCH WARCRAFT MOVIE
>GO BACK TO MY MOMS BASEMENT AND FAP TO ANIME
>watch saving private Ryan
>damn this war was brutal
>look it up
>Germans were actually the good guys and taking back their rightful clay
>watch american pie 2
>years later get world map in grandma's will after she dies
>decide to take a look in it
>america is actually a real place
>watching Das Boot
>wow a bunch of sailors in a submarine
>look it up
>"Boot" is German for "boat"
>not sailing in a boot at all
>>70752310
>Watch American Sniper
>look it up after
>NONE OF THAT SHIT HAPPENED
>>70752019
>Watch Shindlers List
>wow this is a cool story
>look it up
>It didn't happen
>read OP's post
>wow he's kind of a faggot
>look him up
>HE ACTUALLY IS
>>70752019
Dude that movie even started a religion.
>>70753550
Modern academics universally agree thst Jesus was a real person who existed and was executed by Romans despite not writing anything himself (like Socrates)
Literally nobody doubts that.
>listening to it aint meme
>wow this is a cool interesting song
>look it up
>over 3 million gooks ACTUALLY DIED
>>70753492
Actually a day on Venus lasts 5832 hours. That's actually longer than it's own year.
>>70753631
>watching movie about the holocaust
>wow this was a horrible thing that happened
>look it up
>it didn't happen
>Watch Groundhog Day
>hahah this is a funny tale senpai good one
>Look at calendar
>Date is 2nd Feb, 1993.
>>70754046
>Modern academics universally agree thst Jesus was a real person
Unequivocally false. You're out of your league here, sport.
Glad the JCU is a thing now.
