>"GUYS HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THAT REALLY OLD MOVIE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?!?!?!"
Really can't understand why people don't like this. I was smiling ear to ear
>>70741779
the airport sequence was fun
the rest of it was pure shit
>>70741779
because while it's fine to refer to it as an old movie, he's implying that it's an obscure movie when you'd have to be literally retarded to not be aware that it's a huge facet of culture and that almost everyone has seen it
>>70741714
>No bulge whatsoever
Fuck off Disney
Is the mod gay or something?
I guarantee you he's white
>>70741815
hope this bait son, thats literally the joke
>>70741714
>tfw that is a real costume and not CGI
>tfw it looks like cheap CGI
BRAVO DISNEY
>>70741843
No it wasn't a joke idiot it was played completely straight
>>70741714
EsB is an old moive to a 19 year old
>>70741779
Because it's way too obvious and simply making a reference isn't funny.
Imagine if I said to you
>HEY REMEMBER EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
You'd look at me and say "uhhh, yeah"
>>70741815
........
>>70741815
He had a shit computer I have next to nothing and even built a better one I bet this cunt is a frog poster....
I just took this line as an indication that society in the MCU doesn't have as broad a fascination with "pop culture" as we do in reality. Because the only reason he'd say it this way would be if in his experience people weren't immediately familiar with the movie.
>>70741822
haha holy shit you are right... he has no dick
>meanwhile Cavill's bulge
>>70741871
>15
FTFY
the entire point of the joke is to make you shrivel your face and say "how young is this piece of shit"
that is literally the point
>>70741864
>can't tell when an obvious joke is a joke
Are you aware you have autism?
>>70741864
do you understand what dead-pan delivery is you fucking moron
>>70741843
the joke is spider-man is retarded? yeah sure
>>70741905
>that party city costume tier fake musculature
Wew
>>70741872
That's exactly how they react in the film, like 'who the fuck is this kid'
The joke is how green, oblivious and excitable spidey is.
>>70741911
Thanks I guess
>>70741938
no, it still doesn't make sense that way. Look the movie is good overall, even fun, but stop being a marveldrone for one second and admit that was a misfire
>>70741871
>>70741883
On the one hand he is supposed to be 15 in this movie, but unless Star Wars is obscure in the MCU then it's dumb.
Kids know about the OT and he knows he's talking to adults who would've seen it.
>>70741864
>>70741864
The joke is that he's like 15 and it seems like a super old movie to him. And then he tries to take down Ant man with the tactic from the movie.
Its pretty much written to make humorless 30 year old nerds angry anyways, so mission accomplished.
>>70741976
"hey guys ever heard of this dude called jesus?"
That's the level of idiocy Spider-Man displayed. Him saying the movie was old is not the problem.
The joke was shit and an embarrassment all around. Why can't Marveldrones accept this?
You don't see DCucks defending the "DON'T WORRY. I'M A FRIEND OF YOUR SON" line. Why are ya'll so sensitive?
>expecting kids born after 2000 to give a shit about a mediocre sequel to a good movie in a mediocre franchise
It blows my mind that even capeshit flies over the head of t/v/
>>70741997
Just kill yourself you autistic mess, I hated this film but I think I hate you more
>>70742055
>confronted with logic he can only respond with rage
yep, typical
>>70741714
>>70742113
>empire strikes back was not fun at all
>>70741714
What did he mean by that?
>>70741822
>even the bulge will be CGI
Kek
>X Men Apocalypsy
>Watching a movie in a mall
>"The third movie is always the worst"
>>70741965
>unless Star Wars is obscure in the MCU
Doubtful considering this happened.
>>70741914
Yes we get it you retard it just was handles stupidly.
>>70741815
>almost everyone has seen it
you wish faggot, everyone knows the memes but I doubt 50% of people around 20 have seen it
goal: make spiderman seem young and naive (borderline dumbly naive)
>some anon gets mad when it achieves this purpose
hamfisted technique? maybe
awkward misfire joke? absolutely not
>>70742589
>absolutely not
woah ! what's with the use of such a strong adjective ?
did you get hurt ?
I don't understand what Spidey was talking about. He was in high school 20 years before TESB even came out!
>>70742589
stop the damage control, you were already btfo earlier in the thread
>>70741714
CIVIL BRAWL
>>70742628
don't be mean to the 12 year old.
he just loves wearing the spidey diaper.
>>70742688
even 5 year old kids have higher stakes when they fight.
ITT: Literal autistics who can't understand when a character is written to be comically obnoxious on purpose
>>70742762
>if I pretend like I'm a new person entering the thread on my side then no one will notice!
>>70741965
He didn't say obscure, he said old. Because he's a 15 year old nerdy kid. And the other characters reacted to this like he was fucking retarded.
You can't miss it
>>70742800
>I've been in this for an hour responding to every post with memes because it still went way over my head
>*drools*
>>70742829
>guys have you ever heard of that really ancient guy George Washington?
>>70741714
What a shitty meme~ Funny how Marvel being the biggest capeshit there is never produces good memes
>>70742800
>my side is WINNING on the internet forum
>>70742840
but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
Oh my god, I have seen that Star Wars movie, I'm relating to Spiderman the superhero!
Ten out of ten!
>>70741779
>I was smiling ear to ear
You are what's wrong with the world.
>>70741815
That's the point cunt, he is so young he doesn't realize.
>>70741779
>>70742956
I never knew anyone that retarded when I was his age. I can understand him saying something like that about Evil Dead, but what he's saying about Star Wars is something like "WOW HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF THIS REALLY OLD BAND CALLED THE BEATLES?"
>>70741936
Youre rightHis real figure is much better
>>70743036
THAT'S THE JOKE YOU AUTIST
>>70743110
that's not the joke you moron, why can't you accept that civil war is not literally perfect? It's good, it's great, not perfect, the writers messed up here.
>>70743110
The joke comes at the expense of the character's perceived intelligence overly much. We get the intent, but they went too far. This is a nerdy super smart kid who has never heard of Star Wars. We get that the joke is that he's young and is missing a cultural touchstone. It was too much. Too ham handed.
>>70741714
wouldn't it have made more sense if he mentioned a prequel movie?
>>70741714
So there's not going to be a canon Star Wars - MCU crossover?
>>70743359
>never heard of Star Wars
How is he namedropping a movie hes never heard of?
I really hope youre baiting and not just legit retarded.
>>70741815
I saw it last year for the first time
>>70742279
>motionlessly
>not at a standstill
>>70743572
woww your just like spiderman dude?m!! XD
>>70742911
All long as he puts the fear in em
>>70742279
ok who fuckin made this?
one is spiderman webbing through the streets in a spiderman movie
the other is a glorified cameo in which following scenes show him webbing around and moving..
what fucking sperg made this false pic?
>>70743505
I'm tired and worded myself wrong. Shouldn't have been that difficult to get my meaning though. Fucking hell.
He feels Star Wars is something that can be taken as obscure, as something that people might not have heard of. What I said stands.
>>70741872
Lots of people have never seen the movie before. Most high schoolers have not watched it.
>>70743378
It wouldn't make sense in the conext of the scene.
>>70741779
>Queens
>Brooklyn
>>70743110
well it's a really dumb fucking joke
>>70745917
Welcome to Spider-man sense of humor.
>>70741976
Does the force awakens not exist in that universe? Starwars merchandising would be everywhere just like it is now. Go to Walmart and there's friggin empire strikes back t shirts and shit. Its a corny ass joke dude; should have had him swing past a starwars billboard when he dropped it for added hilarity!!1!
>>70741815
I haven't seen it. But I have seen all the prequels. And before you shoot your mouth off about underage b&, I'm 28. Revenge of the Sith is the best Star Wars, but the fights between Vader and Luke (watched on Youtube) are the best.
Seriously though, Star Wars is trash and the original was ripped off of Kurosawa's 'The Hidden Fortress'. Defending Lucas' trash is pitiful.
ESB is old though.
>>70741779
>I was smiling ear to ear
>>70741714
wouldn't it have been better if cap threw the shield at him and he replied:
>"did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? the fuck..."
>"im supposed to be a spider, not a dog"
>>70746367
or just cut it down to "I'm a spider, not a dog"
but maybe that would go way over the head of the average cape shit viewer
>>70746335
That assignment brief was fine until the last point, at which point all pretense of professionalism was abandoned and disgust set in.
>>70746315
>Revenge of the Sith is the best Star Wars
>Says this fucking retard who didn't watch Empire
This has to be bait
>>70742877
You're right. I guess Marvel will have to settle with just raking in $2-$3 billion a year from Marvel movies alone.
>>70745657
oh yeah
>>70741815
I have never seen a Star Wars movie except episode 7
>>70746633
You're baiting, but there are literally people where that applies. I can't even imagine them watching the ot
>>70746633
That's fine. Ever find yourself in a situation where you wouldn't feel fucking retarded as shit asking adults if they had ever heard of this one movie called Empire Strikes Back?
There's out of touch and then there's this.
>>70741815
Why can people not understand the joke? If Spidey had said that to someone in his peer group there would be a good chance they hadn't seen it because it is, to them, an old movie; and believe it or not fifteen year olds aren't as well versed in movies as /tv/ spergs.
But since he asked the question to a bunch of people who were quite a bit older then him they react like the question is stupid, because of course they've fucking seen it.
The joke is Spiderman is really young.
>>70742956
I'm 18 and saw Empire when I was like, 2. Never in my life did I think any Star Wars movie was obscure and that I was "le ebin nerd" for having seen those movies. Spidey was cool in Civil War, but the writers do not know how to write a millenial nerd. It's like Ubisoft with Watch Dogs 2.
>>70748084
Holy shit. Not everything is about you. We're talking about Spider-Man, and you have to give us your life story about how YOUUUU'VE SEEN START WARS WHEN YOU WERE 2.
This is why you don't have a girlfriend, by the way. Self-absorbed prick.
>>70747983
>believe it or not fifteen year olds aren't as well versed in movies as /tv/ spergs.
To add on to my comment, >>70748084, 15 year olds are just as well versed in movies and videogames as anyone on these boards. Hell, you can bet there are underage b&'s browsing 4chan right now (I started when I was 16.) Millenial nerds know all about movies like Star Wars because Star Wars is one of the foundations for nerd culture. I don't get why /tv/ is defending this.
>>70748129
>and you have to give us your life story about how YOUUUU'VE SEEN START WARS WHEN YOU WERE 2.
I had to give some context to my viewpoint, that I've spoken to and hung out with people like Spidey and that the 40+ year olds that wrote Spidey as a millenial nerd failed at making him believable.
The best delivery of this joke I've seen was in Juno.
Ellen Page tries to show off to Jason Bateman by asking "HAVE YOU HEARD OF DARIO ARGENTO?"
Bateman gives a confused look like he was just asked if he fucked Jake LaMotta's wife.
That was good because it's so believable that a teenage hipster would name drop Dario Argento and a Gen X would be offended by it.
>>70748129
Empire is literally the most iconic film in the world and everybody has either seen it or knows the plot of it, that's our point.
>>70748322
>someone calls Hoth the "snow planet"
>ITT: people who havent seen the movie
This thread is everything wrong with /tv/
>>70748322
>most iconic film in the world
I wouldn't go that far. In the states, sure but everywhere else the love is for ROTS and AOTC.
>>70748169
>15 year olds are just as well versed in movies and videogames as anyone on these boards
That's what I used to think too, but then I found out a bunch of them didn't know who Sauron was because they hadn't watched LotR; and those movies were fuckin huge.
90% of millenials are plebs.
>>70746335
>gain 200 karma by the due date
Id purposely choose to fail this task completely and when Im given a shit mark I report it to their superior. Hopefully that teacher would get the sack trying to push bollocks like this
>>70741815
Spider-Man in the comics didn't know the difference between Spock and Sulu and had to be corrected by Doctor Doom. This is very much keeping in character.
>>70746335
Hey Redditors.
What the fuck are karma points? It sounds like rewards for groupthink, please tell me that isn't what it is.
>>70749014
What else could it be?
>>70749014
*downvoted*
>>70741779
Because Peter Parker is a huge nerd and he wouldn't refer to Star Wars as some obscure movie.
>>70749186
but hes not a disneyautist like yourself. Why would he like films which came out when his Dad (that aint there) was in his teens
MCU Spider-Man was born in 2001. How does that make you feel?
>>70749186
Ahem.>>70748730
>>70749232
Old. Very, very old.
I think a lot of people agree that the new Spider-Man is still 1000x better than Andrew Garfield.
>>70749724
Garfield Spider-Man vs Man With Small Knife was great.
>>70741714
it is old, it was old already in 1995
>>70742933
Ah, yes. The random guy enjoying a humorous scene in a movie is what's wrong with this world, got it man.
>>70750526
>enjoying a humorous scene
The fact that you believe this to be true is why he said that, you mongoloid.
>>70741815
Yes and teenagers doN't ever do this? They don't ever confuse something common in pop culture and assume it is obscure because they personally just discovered it?
No no no.
I have never seen that in every single comment section under every single movie from before the 90s.
>>70741976
Yeah, he's fucking young. People that age say retarded shit all the time.
