Redbox'd this shit. Fucking cringe. Holy shit.
>>70737316
What didn't you like about it?
Seriously superhero movie genre is pure cancer
>>70737316
What were you expecting? Haven't you red a single Deadpool comic before?
>>70737316
Great superhero movie. Sub par comedy movie.
>>70737316
>>70737361
Samefag
You're posting on a site where people say "kek" so they can say "lol" while still fitting in...
>cringe
My god.
>>70737369
No. Don't care about comics. Wife wanted to rent it and I thought it would be mildly entertaining but it's just Autism: the superhero
>>70737429
Did her son like it?
>>70737409
Yeah I'm drunk.
>>70737414
top kek
upvoted 8^)
>>70737452
Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again
>>70737369
this tbqh
It's like ordering a chocolate cake and complaining about a sweet cocoa flavor when you eat it
Why are normies so stupid?
>>70737316
CHIMICHANGAS!!1111!
*record scratch*
and this is me....
>>70737414
>...
My God.
The humor is aimed at teenagers while being very careful to avoid making fun of gays, women and minorities.
Kind of pathetic.
>>70737589
>They didn't hamfist in any humor pandering to the flat out subhumans from my containment board on 4chan
>"Kind of pathetic"
Back to /pol/ you perpetually triggered asshurt retard
>>70737316
MINIMUM EFFORT
>>70737712
No. Its just such a sanitized edgy humor. That was more funny than the gags.
There was definitely a decision made to include nothing that soccer moms might stop their sons going over.
>deadpool
>subpar comedy
>>70737589
IIRC Vanessa was a huge slut with superficial taste, yet still took him back in the end. That's a pretty big woman joke right there.
Then there's the deleted scene where he goes to Guatemala or some shit to take care of hus cancer and discovers that clinic was a scam; ergo, minorities.
As for gays, come on, Ajax was obviously a closet homo and ended up on the ass end of many jokes.
Learn to read subtext. You'll benefit from it, and maybe even have some actual fin.
>>70737752
There was a lot of crude humor you fucking idiot.
>>70737815
None of that stuff is politically incorrect in the slightest.
Its the most sanitized "edgy" humor I have ever seen. Selected to be be palatable so that mothers will allow their teenage children to go.
>>70737820
He put things in his bum. Shock.
>black blind lady putting IKEA together
Funny shit
>>70737752
>Its just such a sanitized edgy humor
What the fuck does this even mean? You want Deadpool to impotently rant about niggers and faggots?
>>70738028
Politically incorrect gags are a mainstay of comedy. Particularly edgy and adult comedy.
In this film it was most noticeable for its absence of any adult humor apart from references to his arse. They tried their very hardest to avoid offending anyone, which came across as very juvenile.
It was sanitized and boring and meant for teenagers.It got a teen rating in most countries.
>>70738150
>Politically incorrect gags are a mainstay of comedy.
Oh you mean like how he spent the entire movie making fun of the villain for having an effeminate name?
>>70737589
the movie makes fun of feminist logic when deadpool wants to kill a girl but debates about what option is more sexist
>>70738414
Making fun of someones name is politically incorrect in your country now? Are you being conquered by any neighboring countries just walking in and taking over by any chance?
>>70737316
i was expecting something more than capeshit, but it was just capeshit
thankfully sicario was way better
>>70737712
>Cringe inducing attempts at potty humor
>"LOL MAD THEY DIDN'T CATER TO YOU, AUTISMO?"
Right. I'm glad every movie can't be justified in this way, oh wait.
I am just glad they stayed well away from Deadpool saying anything controversial and the butt jokes never got old.
>>70737316
>Snyderlards still permasalted about an R rated superhero parody making more money than Snyder's latest brainfart and being a much better movie.
You can't make this shit up. It's been months already, holy shit.
>>70738634
>Cringe inducing attempts at potty humor
Did you really watch it? Also it sounds like you "cringe" at random, over menial things. Welcome to the spectrum, you are among peers.
>>70738776
You dont know what the word menial means.
Trivial was the word you wanted maybe?
I had to laugh at the hardened assassin doing jobs for free on people who were mean to girls.
Jesus christ. America has another sacred cow.
>>70738776
>Did you really watch it?
No, everybody who said it made them cringe is lying. Every single one of them.
>Also it sounds like you "cringe" at random, over menial things.
That's what all socially induced cringe comes from. It's menial when an awkward situation on The Office makes you cringe. In fact, I'm pretty sure you're just making up the idea that only incredible things should make people cringe in order to defend your enjoyment of a movie that others don't like.
>Welcome to the spectrum, you are among peers.
Original and fresh
>>70738757
I worry for them; when Suicide Squad bombs and Doctor Strange is a hit, they're probably going to commit mass sudoku
>>70737414
Nobody says lol anymore. They say "haha", "XD", and use "emojis".
lol
OP is autistic.
I wish they put more focus on the fact that he is in a relationship with a prostitute.
>>70739067
No, prostitutes are sacred and only the anus and peepee must be focused on, given full attention to detail and 50% of the budget spent upon.
>>70738851
>mean to girl
Kid wasn't even mean, he just had a crush and couldn't take a hint. He hadn't actually done anything.
>>70739118
It would have been funny if he showed even a little reservation about her making money by selling her vagina to other men. Instead he is completely fine with it.
Men like that do exist but they tend to not be the romantic type.
Pointing out that a film was shit and aimed at teenagers and adults with developmental problems is my new favorite thing.
>>70737712
>character is known for dark and edgy humor
>"let's not do anything offensive, guys. If we say anything that runs counter to the pervading liberal narrative Shlomo will pull our funds"
but please, don't stop crying about muh pol boogyman
>>70739289
More like
>We want a teen rating so retarded teens will come to our retarded film.
>>70737429
Just so you know... people who read the comics enjoy it more and there are a shitload of references to other things.
If you got little to none of that, then yeah, this movie was literally NOT targeted towards you.
>>70737712
Here's this fag again bringing up /pol/ and summoning them to every thread, how do you not realize how big a faggot you are is beyond me.
itt; people complaining about how Deadpool's humor isn't "clever" and is aimed towards teenagers
Do you want every fucking movie to be shakespear'd? Using words that you don't understand because you are not actually smart?
Christ, sometimes /tv/ goes full retard. Shitpost aside, you guys should really clean your room.
>>70737316
go to bed ryry
>>70739391
What you posted is barely coherent.
>>70739391
Go to sleep, director of Deadpool™ Tim Miller
Deadpool™ starring Ryan Reynolds, in theatres this Spring!
>>70739391
it wasn't funny
it didn't make me laugh
>>70737792
Great action film though.
It's got the thinned out character arc
Sex scenes
Gore
Revenge
Climax
All the good bits of an 80's Action flick.
>>70739391
>I like eating shit
>I get mad when people tell me I'm eating shit, as if I don't already know
Fair point.
Since this is an over 18s message board I think its a fair argument for anyone posting here to complain that a film is dumbed down and childish.
>>70737514
you idiot, people who watch comicbook movies ARE the normies now
>>70737369
>>70737514
>>70739358
This shit is ridiculous. Deadpool has been inconsistent for years, with mostly hack writers jumping on board to do shitty crossovers and emulate earlier successes time and time again. Being original is too hard, so they kept up with forced trends in writing while doing their best to remain outlandish with each equally terrible, unfunny story they wrote. Hell, the most recent Deadpool/Spiderman issue was probably the best thing they've done in years, and that was still mediocre.
I swear to god, every fucking idiot on the internet talking about Deadpool is from the same wave of clinically diagnosed retards that found out about the shitty character through MvC or Ultimate Alliance. You faggots are the worst. Raise your standards so we can get better writing out of what was once considered a pretty cool character.
>>70737369
Well I wasn't expecting them to shit into the mouth of America
>>70739358
Shut up fag. It's just a mediocre movie with a plain plot and cringy "humour"
>>70737514
>food analogy
>>70738888
>they're probably going to commit mass sudoku
The rest of us wouldn't be so lucky.
>>70739391
>itp: op springs his cunning trap
brava
>>70737316
Movie has absolutely no replay value after seeing it once.
Only scenes worth re watching are the X Men related ones
>>70739358
When I watch a bad movie and I hear a reference I know, it doesn't make the movie suddenly good.
Maybe you're just a fucking retard.
>>70739542
>Raise your standards so we can get better writing out of what was once considered a pretty cool character.
He started as a blatant Deathstroke ripoff written by a retard and drawn by legendary Rob Liefeld. The only writer who barely managed to elevate him was Joe Kelly and his run was one of the most inconsistent ones in recent history in terms of art and issues published. The only other time his book was readable was when it was called Agent X and it was about an entirely different character.
Let's not pretend the glory days lasted for more than a year out of 20 or so.
I thought it was okay when I watched it but that's because I was flying home from a third world country and basically nodding off from a ludicrous amount of vicodin.
>>70739391
>It's another "Zack Snyder fanboy parades his dunning kruger effect like a badge of honor" thread.
We get like 20 of these a day. You need to slow it down.
No paper clips 0/10
>>70737316
Is this a Marvel or Fox movie?
>>70738000
Trips don't lie.
I got called an elitist for saying cape films are for babies.
>>70739720
Yo i loved ur thread from other day.
Who do I call you who posts the bullseye stuff?
i thought it was mega cringe too
i couldn't help but shout cringe when something cringeworthy was happening and i found myself continually eye rolling and sighing extra loud and my friends got pissed but who cares their plebs anyway
>>70738000
Did you get the joke? Because she can't see what goes where.
Had no idea who Deadpool was. Tried watching the movie -
Deadpool at the start is a literal white-knight for hire. And the quips, the fucking quips... every ten seconds, some reddit-tier joke that tries to pass as "edgy"
I made it ten minutes before I was done. I can't believe they got an R-rating and didn't take advantage with any risky jokes at all. So many beta-reddit dopes probably left the theatre thinking how cool Deadpool was, but in all actuality he is a fucking loser, a fantasy dreamed up by other losers to validate their shitty white knighting/pc joke of a life
>>70739814
Also she swears a lot. hehe
>>70739812
I saw it with my friend who thinks Will Ferrel's Daddy's Home is one of the funniest movies ever.
Kek
>>70739812
Cringe.
>>70739681
This is more than fair. I only even said what I did to keep from riling up anyone else about the fucker. Deadpool comics are horribly inconsistent in terms of quality on all fronts. Anyone who has every actually read a comic could tell you that pretty fast. I can't remember the last time I actually cared for anything about the character. It pains me every single time I hear one of my friends who enjoyed the movie ask me if I know that "he kills the whole Marvel universe" or that "he teamed up with Spidey" or how "he's a big part in Civil War 2."
I need new friends.
>>70739837
Tell me what type of jokes you would have preferred to hear?
>>70739921
He said he wanted risky jokes. Its right there in his post.
>>70737316
I went in with suuuuper low standards, because I absolutely hate how 99% of Deadpool comics' jokes are just "lol, no fourth wall! Aren't I so randumb?" Garbage tier shit. I was pleasantly surprised. It wasn't a great movie, by any means, but it wasn't quite the mockery of the viewers' intelligence like I imagined.
I knew it was going to be bad when I saw a couple late 20s overweight couple wearing matching Deadpool shirts walking up the theatre aisle.
>>70739837
You literally described his comic appearance as well.
This movie was for the people that knew the type of humour Deadpool is about i.e.: Making fun of Marvel/X-men
>>70739254
Your in the wrong thread. This Isn't BvS.
NORMIES AM I RIGHT HOLY SHIT THEY'RE SO STUPID LOL SJW WAGESLAVE KEKS
>>70739837
Really man, Deadpool is /b/ from a decade ago, that sort of mildly edgy and childish humor is out of fashion and lost which is kind of sad. I kept thinking back to those days watching the movie and it made me feel good. I don't know how you can go see a movie like this and expect it to be some sort of thought-provoking and innovative art piece. It's a capeshit movie with an edgy memer, and they marketed it as such. If you expected something else then I don't know what to tell you.
And I've never read a Deadpool comic.
>>70739985
Explains why you didn't like BvS. You thought that was the target audience when it actually is for people who appreciate true kino
>>70739933
No fucking shit idiot... what risky? Give me an example
>"Your mom screamed when I cut her kitchen tools off her"
Like that?
>>70739996
Normies and people with aspergers both love this film.
I guess we are claiming to be people that breath with our mouths closed.
>>70739180
More like they are hyper beta male, and probably black
See: The boyfriends of porn stars
>>70740022
A risky joke is a joke that risks offending someone. A joke at someones expense.
You seem to be confusing risky for edgy as well as making some type of typo or misusing a word. Also you are defending deadpool. kek
>>70739784
>implying it's one person
>>70740074
Well Deadpool came across as extremely submissive to the point of being neutered. He is very romantically involved with her but has no problem with her sleeping around.
>>70739784
Magic man
>>70739921
>>70739974
>>70740010
If I knew Deadpool was just a pg-edgy guy, I probably would have never watched it to begin with. For some reason I was expecting serious banter ... woops
>>70740039
>it's a normie film
>it's an aspergers film
> when a contrarian is so contrary he's being contrarian with himself
This thread proves it: capeshit fans have infected this board to the core. Just nuke this board and get it done with.
>>70740010
It was "edgy" in a poop and butts kind of way or swearing when mom isnt in the room. It should have had a PG rating.
>>70740185
There is a lot of cross over between neckbeards and and dumb normies now that cape shit has gone mainstream.
>>70740220
But Deadpool doesnt wear a cape ^_^
:D hahahaha xD am I rite
>it's good because it makes fun of it's genre despite being less original then the movies it's parodying
I bet you people eat up all all those shitty pop culture parody movies they shit out.
>>70737316
>105 posts
>no Briannafu
>>70740317
Superhero Movie is great, senpai.
>>70740384
Who was the women in black? I saw movie in cinema yet cant fucking remember who the hell she played as.
>>70740412
Random lacky for the bad guy.
>>70740384
Cant believe the tomyboy girl is a lesbian
WHYYY
>>70740412
Angel Dust
>Redbox
Now that's the real cringe.
>>70740533
Agreed. OP is a faggot.
>>70740317
Is that fucking Tracy Morgan? Jesus
>>70740533
Hey! It's convenient! They have a box right outside the Walgreens where I get my Risperdal. And it's only a dollar!
They actually did it. They actually fucking made a movie about Reddit. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight Reddit pleb shit. Every fucking scene is a meme. EVERY SINGLE ONE. There isn't one joke or quote on this movie that wouldn't get you at least 50 upvotes. If you plan on voting for Bernie Sanders this flick is for you. If you own a fedora this movie is for you. If you like taking turns with your girlfriend getting rammed in the ass by imported black cock this meme is for you. If you're a normal fucking person who votes Republican and enjoys films about ideas, characters, and interesting settings this piece of shit movie is not for you and given the fact that there are no movies like that anymore because children and spergs can't get enough meme cuck shitposting you're better off just finding another hobby or killing yourself.
Fuck Reddit, fuck memes, and fuck whoever likes this piece of shit
>>70741004
>Zack Snyder fans need to take anti-psychotics
Color me surprised.
>>70741359
>If someone didn't like Deadpool, they must be a DC fan.
Take your capeshit console wars to /v/.
>>70739358
I'll never understand faggots like you who get huge fucking boners over references
>>70737316
I cringed for the first half hour or so but it got better.
>>70740317
Hated all "Movie" films except for this. This one was actually good.
>>70737316
>current year
>Redbox
Kys
So autists, what are some good comedies?
le cringee
