>there will never be a historically accurate biopic on Vlad Tepes that doesn't have anything to do with vampires
>>70730243
>no fun allowed
>>70730243
>I care about this for some reason
At least we got to see targaryen armor in Dracula untold.
I wonder what it's like to be impaled
>>70730323
Only one way to find out.
>>70730243
why is Vlad so semitic?
prob b/c he was a vampire
>>70730243
Name a single thing he did wrong. All that shit is turkroach propaganda.
>OP wants a historically inaccurate biopic
It's a 100% proven fact that Vlad was the first vampire.
>>70730243
How could one man be so based?
>>70732123
was a vampire
>>70730459
Eastern Euro. They've all got a bit of the filth in them.
>>70732123
torture civilians?
>>70732133
But then who was the vampire that bit him?
>>70732244
>implying that's bad when you're the sword of God
Wasn't he a vampire tho
Name one historically accurate interesting biopic film.
>>70732335
No proof
>>70732338
Bram Stoker's book said he was so evil he got his powers directly from the devil
>>70730323
It would be extremely painful
>>70730323
Ask your mum.
>>70732417
And Sultan Mehmed was nice?
They were all capable of horrible things anon.
Ottomans had some brilliant administration and advancements but they were also just as capable or more as Vlad when it came to atrocities.
>>70732417
>people dislike this movie
>>70732591
It's more that over 20 years later people still don't really know what to make of it.
I guess you can argue that's great art.
>>70732591
it's a great movie, the only thing I dislike is the redemption Dracula achieves by the ending, that, and the whole romantic plot betwen Vlad and Mina
>>70732123
Bathed in the blood of his noble's virgin daughters because he thought it kept his skin soft and supple
>>70732889
that's Elizabeth Barthory (sp)
>>70730298
Are you implying fucking Vlad The Kebaber couldn't be 'fun' without cliche vampire shit?
>OP is too retarded and preemptively butthurt to realize the Romanians made a superb and authentic Vlad biopic back in 1979 and it's all on Youtube
Just kill yourself already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqbagKqtbAQ
>>70733015
so you speak romanian apparently?
i sure as fuck don't.
>>70733054
>subtitles
I just want the United Nations to take Vlad's gameplan play-by-play for removing kebab and just push into Turkey and impale every single Turk and every one of those mudslimes they're harboring and threatening to use as a massive bioweapon against the West.
>>70733054
nvm had to click onto the youtube link to see that you could enable subtitlles.
>>70730243
>historically accurate
>doesn't have anything to do with vampires
Those two things just don't go together.
>>70732889
>He doesn't bathe in the menstruation of his daughters
Pleb
>>70732123
he miscalculated when he tried to punish his nobles for their petty infighting. he knew it weakened the realm in the face of ottoman aggression and he wanted to put an end to it, but he underestimated the lengths his nobles would go to retain their privileges, even at the risk of horrific punishment.
