>nice! a female comedian that doesn't talk about her vagina all the time
>all she does is shit on millennials
female comedians are just irredeemably bad
any link?
millennials brought SJW, trans acceptance and fake diversity. She Can't be that bad
Ali Wong is pretty great. She has a routine where she shits on feminists for fucking things up.
Just wondering, why is it wrong for a comedienne to discuss my vagina? It's what you're interested in, isn't it? Why is it out of bounds to discuss it and make jokes about it?
>>70730339
>It's what you're interested in, isn't it
yeah that's all you have to offer the world the hole between your legs. i understand
>men are allowed to make endless dick jokes
>vagina jokes aren't allowed
>>70730293
kys
weeb
>>70730339
>that post
https://youtu.be/fOG-JGtdAGI
Sandi Toksvig is amusing in the way that sweet old ladies tend to be
>>70730429
comedians dont do endless dick jokes, that's something your uncle who peaked in High School does at a sports bar.
i like whitney cummings
>>70730583
ahhh wtf is that thing
>>70730263
That's x-gen, brah.
>>70730263
they also brought bitter neets like you.
>>70730339
>>70730429
>allowed
>implying
>>70730618
what thing
>>70730429
Raley do i see male comedians make dick jokes anymore
>>70730583
>>70730704
i thought you had to be good looking to be famous
>>70730730
?
what did you mean by that? she's pretty, has nice eyes, and has nice you-know-whats.
Nobody here has heard of more than 4 female comedians, so why bother trying to discuss them? They talked about this on the most recent episode of Probably Science- dude that hosts it also books a big comedy festival in Portland and he was saying how like easily 3/4 of the submissions he gets every year are from white dudes. He was saying how it was a moral quandary for him- on the one hand he wants the festival to have a variety of different performers, but on the other if white men are the ones attracted to the field who is he to artificially tamper with things in the name of variety.
It's just a profession that attracts a certain kind of person- and most of the time that person is a white dude. The kind of women that get drawn to it coincidentally get drawn to jokes about their genitals. There are outliers, and they're great- but this seems to be the trend.
>>70730429
L O N D O N
Andi Osho is consistently good
>>70730429
shut up cunt, go enjoy female comedians, the WNBA, and the new Ghostbusters
>>70730876
Amy Schumer
Nikki Glaser
Whitney Cummings
Natasha Leggero
Amy Poehler
Margaret Cho
Ali Wong
Whoopi Goldberg
Tig Notaro
Sarah Silverman
I have never laughed at anything those "comedians" have said
>>70730171
what makes you think she herself isn't a millennial?
>>70730429
well for one thing vaginas are filthy and disgusting while penises are statuesque and beautiful. When you make a joke about something great like penises it's funny but when you make them about nasty things like vaginas it's just sad.
>>70731026
because she's 45
negative (you)s are 4chan's downvote
>>70730704
me on the right
>>70731022
>Sarah Silverman
>>70731034
This is like the definition of being a gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>70730876
Lauren Lapkus
Kate Berlant
Maria Bamford
Chelsea Perretti
they are all funny, but still as a rule women aren't funny. It's not a bad thing, Germans aren't funny either. I can't name a single German comedy much less a comedian.
The funniest thing she ever did was get pissed on by Eric Andre.
>>70731101
You go girl!
>>70731162
>Chelsea Perretti
oh yeah she's real funny
>>70730429
What male comedians these days in 2016 that receive any acclaim use dicks jokes as a crutch in their act? much less use them as like 50% of their act like female comedians?
>>70731208
LE SMALL BENIS XDDDD
>>70731162
>Lauren Lapkus
She's fucking hilarious and one of the best improv comedians alive.
Also I want to put my penis inside of her.
>>70731101
i remmeber jesus is magic being funny when i was 15 but idk if it would be on rewatch
>>70730171
I loved this bitch on those comedy central roasts. She was the highlight in both of the ones she appeared in. Beiber and Charlie Sheen. If this sexy slut and Chelsea Peretti were in the new Ghostbusters with two other good women not only would it be funnier but i'd probably actually want to see it.
>>70731353
chelsea perreti is a meme;i do agree about the bitcy in the op though.
>>70731022
Yeah, those guys are shit for the most part. I think Nikki Glaser is alright, but Whoopi Goldberg hasn't been relevant to comedy since the 80's and Amy Poehler doesn't even do stand up- are we counting improv? If that's the case that really opens up the field.
How about Eliza Skinner
April Richardson
Aparna Nancherla
Alice Wetterlund
Julia Prescott
Turns out theres women that are funny in stand up without talking about their vaginas all day, you've just only heard of them.Jesus, I'm surprised you didn't trot out Iliza Shlesinger before Whoopi- that was such a reach!
>>70731410
i thought nikki glaser and iliza schlesinger were the same person until this moment
>>70731408
Yeah but she could even just play Gina on Brooklyn 99, which is essentially herself anyway, and be totally great in the new Ghostbusters. Cannot figure out how they went with the 4 disasters they chose. Come to think of it, even Riki Lindhome out of Garfunkel and Oates who actually looks like an alien would have been a great pic for the Mckinnon character.
>>70730293
And shits on white men for having privilege and entitlement.
>>70731531
How did you manage to do that? They don't look anything alike or talk about any of the same subject matter? Frankly that's impressive you were able to pull that off.
I like Maria Bamford.
She's strange.
>>70731622
nigga they look identical
>>70731648
her voice is annoying as fuck
>>70731585
that triggers me
>>70731309
Keep it funny in your memories, it hasn't aged well at all.
>I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis when...
>uproarious laughter
>I thought "I'm turning into my mother"
>BBT tier A Fish Called Wanda death laughs
>>70731308
She is really funnygoddess tier feet too
>>70730870
>You will never be that dog ,getting cuddled by her and petted ,able to sleep in her bed and lick her feet
>>70730171
Bonnie McFarlane is the only funny female comic
>>70731756
too bad she's ugly as balls and married to the biggest industry repellent in history
Maria bamford and tiny fey are the only funny women.
>>70731716
she'd like having her feet licked
First of all, I am a size ten. I know. It’s humiliating. No guy wants to suck on a girls foot who is a size ten. It takes like thirty minutes and you’ll probably get lock jaw.
http://whitneycummings.tumblr.com/post/914309102/it-pisses-me-off-when-people-have-secrets-of
>>70731812
Vos is a saint shut your mouf
>>70730171
listen to her interview on marc maron's podcast. she tells this crazy story about some guy she ran away with to australia, who she thought was this hot shot sophisticated writer, but in reality was just a con man bum
>>70730171
>>70730171
Heidi Foss is pretty awesome. Her just for laughs special was 45 minutes of one liners.
>>70731699
christ.
atleast shes a decent VA
>>70731664
>nigga they look identical
vat? Do you know who you're talking about?
>>70731825
>women
>funny
How many times do we have to go very this. They aren't. Imagine any of their shtick done by a man and you realize how utterly shit it is.
>>70732012
this is the same person are you meming
>>70732044
No, I mean it. Look closer at the boobs- you'll see a difference, I promise.
>>70732106
tfw no comedienne gf to put her naked feet on me
>>70730171
Too bad she converted to judaism
>>70732359
>comedienne
I think I know why this might be a problem for you.
>>70732361
this is retarded to do unless you are marrying one of gods chosen.
>>70732502
>implying moshe kasher isn't gods chosen
>>70732502
She did. They're currently doing a stand up tour together.
>>70730339
>It's what you're interested in, isn't it?
When women only make jokes about their pussys they are basically backing up the notion that that's all they have to offer.
>>70730583
Bitch looks like a greasy mannequin.
>>70730339
yeah but we're interested in smelling it, not hearing about it
>>70732579
>tfw you arent funny enough to do stand up with your bf
Morgan Murphy is the only funny female comedian. Debate yourself, faggots, cause I ain't bout that life.
>>70732646
pleb
>>70730730
Nah, you'd be surprised.
>>70732752
checked
>>70732773
norm was cute
>>70732752
>she'll never crush your head with her thighs
>>70732857
Why did you post a picture of Robin Williams and an aids patient?
>>70732894
i want her to step on me
>>70732921
Nice ingrown toenail. Fucking gnarled up hooves make me want to puke.
>>70732954
i like her feet
Hell, all I do is shit on Millennials. Millennials are always crying about "WAH BOOMERS NEED TO RETIRE SO WE CAN HAVE GOOD JOBS" completely forgetting that Gen X is next in line.
Sorry Millennials,s but you have another 20-30 years to wait yet. In the mean time go flip some burgers, it builds character
>>70732894
i've jacked off to whitney cummings at least 20 times
she's kind of funny too
>>70733123
>whitney cummings will never take all your cummies
>>70733196
>>70733285
Grease face skank
>>70733123
I can relate
>>70734735
pleb boy plebber
I find Sarah Tiana funny and no vag jokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amclD8DA5qc.
>>70730171
>all she does is shit on millennials
Sounds great to me.
But I'mGen-X.
>no Christina Pazsitzky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnRx7-NVqhs
>>70730339
>comedian makes dick jokes all day
>omg what a hack
>"comedienne" makes vagina jokes all day
>omg so funny so progressive
>black "comedienne" makes black vagina jokes all day
>world implodes from such funny
Also, wtf with this comedienne shit. I don't remember any time that a normal dude took a gender/sex neutral term and was like "no, it has to be special."
>>70735001
she lets tom segura cum in her so her self worth is 0
>>70730171
She's somewhat annoying, but fuck if I didn't wanna be alone with her in that room on her Drunk History ep.to nurse her, feed her crackers when she pukes, and force feed her eggs in the morning
>>70730657
But he's right. Stay mad though, Trigglypuff.
>>70734931
>I find Sarah Tiana funny
do you?
>>70734931
sarah tiana is awful. she went on Ari's podcast to talk about being a whore then a year later she hit the wall and tried to settle down but got absolutely buttblasted by some alpha male and cried for like 2 hours about it hahahahaha
An example of a good female comedian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
>>70734931
fuck me could a person be less funny
what the fuck is wrong with women
