Seth Rogen and James Franco's names appear on the screen. The 8 bit version of Mario bros music starts playing.
Announcer starts: This is Mario
Cut to scene of Seth Rogen under a sink screaming. "I don't fit under this F'n sink, HELP ME!
Announcer continues: He's Fat
Cut to James Franco laughing with stupid look and porn mustache pulling on seth Rogen's legs from under the sink.
Announcer: This is Louigi, he's stupid... The one thing they share in common? They're both worthless.
Cuts to Title of Film: SUPER MARIO BROS
Cuts to The two of them sitting on a couch.
Mario:what's the worst that can happen if we eat this mushroom
Cuts to a scene of both of them running and scream with fire raininging down on them.
I'd watch that.
>>70729217
11/10
>>70729217
5/7
I'd actually watch these two as SMB.
>>70729217
sounds to me like pure fucking KINO
Help me flesh out this plot anons, should the whole thing just be a shroom trip where they imagine bowser and koopas or would it be better if some shenanigans lands them in the real mushroom kingdom and they save peach a defeat bowser out of pure luck even though they are idiots
>>70729217
I'd watch it.
>>70729592
I'd call shenanigans
>>70729592
bowser should be a small time crime boss who they hallucinate as a fire breathing dragon. koopas should be his goons
>>70729592
peach is just some chick they keep trying to save, but she really doesnt need their help at all and she calls the cops on them and they imagine the cops as koopas
They should also be completely hammered during production to keep with the tradition of Super Mario Brothers movies.
>>70729809
and john leguizamo can be yoshi
>>70729217
>they smoke weed from a green pipe-shaped bong
>bowser is an evil, middle class white male who tries to keep seth from sleeping with his wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETYD-vXUGtk
>>70729217
>Cuts to Title of Film: SUPER MARIO BROS
>all the vowels are pot leaves
one fucking jerb OP
>>70729685
Bowser is mob boss Ray Liotta, Peach is his daughter that Franco is infatuated with
Koopas are cops and mob henchmen
DUDE MUSHROOMS LMAO
>>70729217
Is this the same cinematic universe?
>>70729217
DUDE ANOTHER CASTLE LMAO
>>70730011
unfortunately no... this shares the universe where bella thorne is Samus and vin diesel is ganandorf
>>70729592
They should think they are tripping on shrooms, only to eventually realize they accidentally wandered into a legit warp pipe in a basement wwhile stoned
>>70729217
kino
>>70729217
Danny McBride as Wario and Jonah Hill as Toad and I'm in.
Craig Robinson might work as Bowser
>>70730430
HOLY SHIT THAT'S GOLD
200 million opening weekend
>>70730430
Emma Stone as Peach
>>70730430
you need a legitimate actor to sow this shindig together
>>70729217
Sony exec here. Thanks 4chan you're not worthless after all :)
>>70729952
>Bowser is mob boss Ray Liotta
Pure kino
>>70729592
They THINK it's a shroom trip at first even though it's blatantly not, because they're such loveable dumb dumbs. They are joking around and don't rralize they're in real danger.
>>70730897
jonah hill is oscar nominated... Or does danny mcbride need to be bowser jr and jack nicholson as bowser
>>70731119
>Jack Nicholson as Bowser
"Here's Bowser!"
>>70729217
This sounds pretty funny. Id go see it
>>70730430
Michael Cera voices yoshi
>>70730430
"guys i dont know what the fuck you expect me to do. My job is to tell you the princess is in another castle, jesus. Dont shoot the messenger"
>>70729318
A perfect score
