Why are there so many retards who think this is an incredible movie?
>what if I have to tinkle?
>are you effin stupid?!
>DICK SPLASH
>AN ACT OF GAWD
>don't play games with me, general.
>superman destroys military property and quips about it now
>Kryptonian council wears big stupid star wars prequel headgear
>inexcusable cgi fire during the oil rig scene
>shitty dbz style cgi fight scenes
>superman drowns in skulls
>Bore-El and Zod fight equally somehow
>shit ass hans zimmer score
>the movie almost looks black and white in some scenes
>superman throws someone into a train, destroying it
>superman jumps over a semi truck that was thrown at him instead of stopping it, causing the parking garage behind him to fucking collapse
>little clark acts like an autistic child when his powers overwhelm him
>big clark destroys a manchild's truck because he splashed beer in his face
>why the fuck does zod request lois to come with superman to his ship?
Help me think of other ways in which this movie is fucking retarded, /tv/. Let's compile the ultimate list.
>2.jpg
Is this a meme? Or falseflagging?
>>70728534
great movie,OP. did you actually watch it or did you just come here to babble incoherently
>>70728534
There's already a MoS thread. Check the catalog first dummy. You didn't make this one as a response to that one, did you?
But yes, it's great.
>>70728617
2 is just the name I saved the picture under. I don't give enough of a fuck to give it an elaborate name so I just went with 2.
>>70728534
But none of that makes it bad, it's exactly what you'd expect from capeshit you Autist
>help me hate this movie
>>70728649
What I typed in my post is quite coherent if you read it.
>>70728670
This one is about how shitty it is. Yes it's a response to the first one.
>3 years
>still mad
Oh dear...
>>70728689
The first superman movie didn't have these problems.
>>70728739
Bad bait. You can do better than that. I'm disappointed in you.
>>70728771
This isn't the first superman movie, and stop trying like a 15 year old
>gawd
>bore-el
Your thread is worse than the movie.
>>70728534
Look at the top of his head.
>>70728813
>bad bait
Found the mad filename DCuck, 9000 etc.
>>70728850
When did I say this was the first superman movie?
>>70728885
DCuck? I hate this movie. You can't bait better. I'm sure of it.
>>70728917
You didn't but comparing them as if they should be the same is retarded. You're just butthurt over a movie that most people find comfy and enjoyable. Stop being autistic
>>70728534
Because nobody really does, they're doing it ironically and you're getting the everloving shit trolled out of you, you gullible, spastic fuck.
Lurk the fuck more.
>what if i have to tinkle
>etc
The fact that you think there's something wrong with any of these tells me a lot about your (lack of) intelligence. You're a walking stereotype.
