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the older i get, the harder it is to tell.

was this huge parody on modern capitalism and all of its ironic demands or just cocaine: the movie?

also, don't just stare at it, eat it.
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>>70727011
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>>70727011
nice digits op
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impressive
but have you seen this movie, op?
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>>70727011
Impressive. Very nice
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if dubs we got a dubs thread
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>>70727011
It's a parody of 80's yuppie culture
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Let's just be honest. We're here for one reason and one reason only.
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>>70727222
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>>70727222
>le trips man
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>>70727011
You'd think that a millionaire would be able to get prostitutes that weren't ugly as hell with bad bodies
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>>70727222
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>>70727222
My god, it even has a watermark.
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>>70727262
You'd think that an expert /tv/ poster would be able to get dubs
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>>70727011
its one of my favourite movies and books.
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>>70727222

or is it a note about ego, drugs, and narcissism?
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I'll have some dubs I guess
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>>70727222
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>>70727352
I thank that's covered by yuppie culture
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>>70727222
NICE
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>>70727222
Impressive. Very nice.
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>>70727280
mediocre
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>>70727361
mediocre
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>>70727361
Too late i got them first.
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I refuse to accept he actually killed anyone
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if dubs everyone gets laid
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>>70727487
Here i will show them to you.
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Hey everybody! WERE ALL GETTIN LAID!
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>>70727487
you mean these?
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>>70727533
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>>70727533
Whoa
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>>70727545
No, these.
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>try to have a reasonable discussion about this movie

>get dubs as OP and thread goes up in flames, trips join the party too
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>>70727600
very nice
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WITNESS ME!
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DUBS THREAD
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>>70727600
What shall we disc
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>>70727600

>00
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>>70727600
Nice.

Also the question doesnt makes sense since Bateman never got hard into drugs.
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So is the album Fore any good?
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>>70727011
so basically what you're saying is the older you are, the dumber you get? not accumulating much knowledge or critical thinking skills are you, mate?
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>>70727600
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if dubs it was all a dream
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>>70727557
Ash was here

Gary is a loser
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COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN?
I'M TRYING TO DO DRUGS HERE!
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>>70727688
PLOT TWIST!
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>>70727688
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>>70727222
Man I wish I was born in time to be a yuppie. I had the perfect start in life to be one too, if only it were 30 years earlier.
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>>70727688
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>>70727670
In the book he eats a bunch of crack and takes lots of pills alongside the copious amounts of cocaine, also depicted in the movie
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who /v/ here?
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Check out my singles
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the book is so much more gruesome than the movie, which is ok- they couldn't have made the book. they just couldn't. it's would have been more graphic and violent than hostel or a serbian film.
the part with the rat? shit, man, that was unsettling.
the movie was good though. i liked how they kept how he constantly slipped confessions in left and right and nobody cared enough to listen
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>Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
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if quads bateman is god
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>>70727740
/v/ can't even get dubs lol
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Dubs?
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>>70727222
is parody the right word, more like satire or a critique?
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>>70727737
Dont remember him going hard enough in the movie.
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>>70727768
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>>70727750
Yeah I read that rat chapter when I was like 15 and I think it desensitized me to violence. I think it honestly led to me coming to 4chan
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>>70727737
Okay, but in the movie he's not hardcore into it. the clue is in the name; its about his psychotic nature. It's about how shallow the business world is; nobody actually fucking knows who anyone is. It's about how this shallowness allows him to get away with literal fucking murder.
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>>70727811
DUBSHAMMET
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only the faithful get dubs
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>>70727833
>mfw you are faithful
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>>70727737
what do you mean he eats a lot of crack, does he actually smoke crack in the book? go ahead and /spoiler/ some awesome shit from the book for someone too lazy to read it atm
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>>70727819
I'm aware of that, I was just pointing out that you were wrong
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>>70727833
yep
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>>70727801
I was just using the OP's words
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>>70727011
>Implying I'm an elitist prick that likes what the /tv/ hivemind likes.

What movie is this?
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>>70727854
I mean he literally eats vials of crack cocaine in the book
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>>70727894
nobody tell him
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>>70727894
The Curious Case of Benjamin Dubsman
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>>70727894
tarkovsy's refn
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>>70727907
Don't tell me to do.
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I would've liked to see American Psycho directed by David Lynch
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>>70727361
hahahahah faggot
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These threads usually have some magic, let's try.
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>>70727894
American psycho
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>>70727894
Patrick Bateman's Day Off.
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>>70727977
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>>70727959
*would of
fucking burgers I swear learn your own language cunt
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>>70727600
yeah bro thats how i LIKE IT
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>>70727262

Bateman enjoyed picking up street hookers because they're damaged goods and are less likely to object to his abuse.
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>>70728009
>those filename quads
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>>70728008
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>>70728008
>>70728009
Not dubs but impressive in itself.
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>>70727933
>>70727977
>nobody has checked these
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>>70728077checked
What is?
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Watermarked dubs incoming
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>>70728077
very nice
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>>70728077
>>70728099
dubs and impressive in itself
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>>70727813
yeah the rat part stuck with me for a long time, but him stabbing the little boy in the zoo was bad too, just because it was so horriblly senseless
i also thought it was rough when he reaches down into the womans throat and rips out her insides in great detail, or the part with the car battery
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>>70728077
These threads are magic
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have you ever heard of huey lewis and the dubs
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>>70727933
>>70727977
>>70728099
>>70728133
Dubs train
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>>70728133
Very niec
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someone /redpillspoiler/ me on the books best parts
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>>70728008
ffs m8, it's a contraction. would've for "would have". "would of" makes no sense.
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>>70728141
You should read Glamorama
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>>70728133
Waiter, check please!!!!
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>>70728166
choo choo
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>>70728133
>>70728099
Impressive dubs chain
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>>70728166
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>>70727156
>tfw off by one
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>>70728186
get off the train!
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>>70727863
You didn't point out that the person who wasn't me was wrong at all. In fact, in your post that I am quoting right now, you have literally said that you were already aware that he's not majorly into drugs in the movie, which is what you were originally claiming.

Are you okay? Do you have brain damage?
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>>70728133
>Checks dubs
>Gets Checke´d

What did he mean by these?
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That's nothing, watch this.
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>>70728222
>>tfw off by one

You made up for it m8
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>>70728222
impressive
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>>70728175
see>>70728141
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>>70727894
The Dark Knight Rises
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>>70728222
whoa
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>>70728222
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>>70728222
>Trips
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>>70728222
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>>70728222
>>70727222

is this dorsia?
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>>70728008
>*would of
are you fucking retarded?
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>>70728277
CHECKED!
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>>70728234
as patrick bateman said:
He knows I can box! So check it out, it's like this: If I lose, winner takes my car clean and clear. But if I win, I take the cash, and I take the respect!
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>>70728277
>>70728300
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>>70728277
Nice.

can i have some?
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>>70728277
Welcome sir. Would you like a table for two?

>>70728300
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He never killed anyone
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Let's see Paul Allen's dubs!
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>>70728347
but his evil self
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>>70728347
*no one
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>>70728181
i read less than zero and rules of attraction too, but never glamorama. i'll take your advice pal
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>>70728347
But he did.

He confessed,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G-ZiBxVTNs

check em
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>>70727011

>>70727600

>>70728277

as OP im losing it with this thread. i have posted dubs on my submission, dubs on my complaint, and now this too, bateman is truly looking down on us from his manhattan high rise

singles confirm
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>>70728388
>>70728399
So he killed everyone?
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who would bateman vote for?
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>>70728388
>>70728399

>>70728445
off by one
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>>70727222
That would be the most superficial interpretation. It's much more than that. It's a critique of capitalism, materialism and assimilation in all corners of society. How we are slowly hollowed out and are just perceived as the sum of our money, what we own and other symbols of identity (those cards for example, or the CD collection) rather than who we really are. Everything that we do, what we think and what we say is meaningless. It doesn't matter any longer what our actions really mean, what matters is how they translate into those symbols.
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>>70727011
>mfw yesterday I said to my mum "don't just stare at it, eat it" when I presented her with cookies I baked
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>>70728388
Checked
And he never killed no one? What?
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>>70728441
well have you you big boy?
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Is that Donald Trump's limo?
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>>70728445
If he is truly nihilistic Bernie.
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Never change /tv/
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>>70728277
>>70727222
>>70727011
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dubs is a lie.
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>>70728471
fucking top ferrari m8
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>>70728458
>That would be the most superficial interpretation
very fitting
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>>70728445
jeb bush ofc trump is too much of a meme and he's not square enough
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>>70728499
Check dem dubs.
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>>70728499
>le dub meme
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>>70728458
this is the best comment in the thread and sums up quite well what i think i was trying to say with my question
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>>70728499
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Don't just stare at it...
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>>70728511
Very checked.
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>>70728506
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>>70727011
Both, cocaine is a parody of modern capitalism.
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>>70728398
are they in the same vein/settings/characters or wildly different than AP?
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>>70728555
>>70728556

YOU STOLE IT FROM ME.....
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>>70728555
Nicely Impressive.
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>>70728555
OH MY GOD!
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>>70728555
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i can understand why someone would think he didn't actually kill anyone, considering how 1) he never gets caught, b) he confesses and his lawyer doesn't believe him, and said he saw had lunch with paul allen
but those can be explained by the fact that nobody is expecting him to be a psychopath, and that nobody remembers anyone's name, the lawyer probably just THOUGHT he had lunch with paul allen the same way paul allen thought patrick was marcus halberstam
I also think the book chapter with the taxi driver at the end leads you to believe he actually did it, as the cab driver recognizes him as the guy who killed his friend from the wanted posters
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>>70728605
sorry tumblr
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WHERES MY DUBS!!!?
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>>70728571
wow..i think you're right
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>>70728676
>>70728678
Too soon and too late.
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nice dubs thread. Also check these
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that was breddy gud op
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>>70728676
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What a second... those dubs...
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>>70728641
Devils advocate

>the cab driver recognizes him as the guy who killed his friend from the wanted posters
Could the driver also be mistaking him for someone else?
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>>70728641
And the body not being in the appartment?
I know that can be seen as the landlord taking it to not lower property value but is that it?
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how based is this scene?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK3Q5BSNaM0
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>>70728705
That was just a jokey post..

check em for real
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Can I get some before I go to bed?
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>>70728733
as based as your dubs
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Allen is a cunt
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>>70728603
In Less than Zero, it's kind of in the same vein as AP- still shocking and depressing, but in a less graphic way.
Rules of Attraction is nothing like the other ones as far as violence the whole "there is no hope" theme, but is really good because there's a lot of unreliable narrator stuff going on between the characters telling different versions of the same story.
What I thought was interesting is that Less than Zero's narrator is named Clay, and he goes back to Camden College at the end of the book. Rules of Attraction is set in Camden College, and not only has a POV chapter by Clay where he mentions several characters from LtZ, one of the 3 man characters in the book and the major POV is by Sean Bateman. Sean hangs out with Patrick in both books, and Rules of Attraction even has a Patrick Bateman POV chapter where Evelyn appears and Patrick rips on his brother
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>>70728757
No these are mine!
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>>70727768
>>70727811

AND I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR ALL MY LIFE

OH LOOOORD
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>>70728733
>>70728766
impressive
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>>70728789
wow thats a complicated web, are they worth reads?
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bathe in my glory bitches
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Anyone else like golfing?
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Why didn't they call Mulder and Scully?
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>>70728733
Great acting
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>>70728858
no u
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>>70728872
because they're hacks
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>>70728888
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Trying ot get some before this thread inevitably gets purged

Captcha: Trips
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>>70728828
Yeah, Less than Zero is excellent, and NOTHING like the movie. Rules of Attraction is still pretty good, but there's a lot of college sex drama, including several chapters from a gay POV character.
They're also much shorter than AP, and shouldn't take you that much time to get through.
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>>70728555
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>>70728914
Who exactly?
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>>70729066
just when I though we had run out of dubs
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>>70729063
all of them, everyone, anyone

bunch of hacks I tell you
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Does this thread still have some magic to give?
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>>70729109
Praise kek
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>212 replies and 64 posters
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>Bateman
>dubs
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>>70729161

We need more dubs

Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5kr--mN7n8
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>>70729161
>one anon
>one dumb frogpost
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>>70729161
>order a misting bottle full of crab legs
>open the sack
>only contains one hencock
why is this aloud /tv/
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>>70729266
>>70729066
>>70729155
There IS still magic.
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>>70729155
my nigger
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>>70727222
Greetings. My name is Patrick Batemanâ„¢, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high qualityâ„¢, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of qualityâ„¢ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here on /b/, it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.
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>publish a novel while you're still in collge
>critics pretend to like it because they think it provides insights into the youthful mind
>write another one, it sucks and now you're old enough to drink no one cares anymore
>realize you can't write and have no money
>write a trashy novel and fill it full of edge and shock value just to get paper
>2edgy, a random feminist gets triggered and tries to ban it
>gain instant notoriety due to all the controversy
>claim you were just being ironic to stop them harassing you and your publisher
>people actually believe it
>feminists move on to the next outrage
>controversy vanishes
>people think it's ok to buy the book now
>they pretend your trash is actually deep and intellectual to intellectualize their gore fetish
>"dude, all the murder was just a dream because like he was bored of being a millionaire banker or some shit lol"
>the illuminati keep making twin films in accordance with their occult beliefs
>a few years later fight club comes out, a film based on a pseudointellectual book
>they have to search for another pseudointellectual book to turn into fight club's twin
>the choice is obvious
>they hire some 2nd rate meme actors, the aging reese witherspoon and only spend $7 million on it
>butthurt feminists return and draw more attention to the movie
>crazy ex child actor suits the role and the film is a success due to luck and sex and violence veiled in smarts like the book
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>>70729387
wew lass
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DUBS IN THIS THREAD?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????!!!!!!
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>>70727222
dont you think its insanely childish and stupid to commemorate a post based on its completely random numerical integers? it has the same chance as any other sequence of numbers. fucking stupid 4channers desu.

>also check em.
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>>70728733
That guy kind of looks like a young Bill Maher.
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>>70729387
>be bitter angry 4chan nerd
>write greentext story deriding bret easton ellis on a TV and Movies forum on a chinese cartoon site on a saturday night
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>>70729387
i like that bby
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>>70728166
Keep it going, check it
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>>70729503
fucking lol
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If dubs holocaust didn't happen
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hi i'm here for my dubs
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>>70728009
When I lost my virginity I picked up my girlfriend and fucked her infront of a mirror while flexing. I couldn't stop thinking about Bateman.
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Check these planes
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>>70729387
Twin films? What are some other examples
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>>70729503
I stood in front of Paul Smith and watched with a certain traumatized fascination, my mind reeling with the concept that a human being, a man, could feel pride over sodomizing another man.
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>>70729465
meme magic
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im gay
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Honest question; why didn't he kill his secretary?
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lego roo roo
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>>70728445
Like he would vote
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>no dubs in the last 22 posts

This thread is dead.
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>>70730044
>>70730045
Check again
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>>70729997
because he had to get eyes in the sky
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>>70730044
>>70730045
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>>70729997
coz she wasn't a typical whore woman
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what's going on here?
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>>70730144
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>>70730144
Dubs
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Anyone else that masturbates to Huey Lewis and the news?
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>this entire thread
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>>70730231
I masturbate to Phil Collin's daughter, does that count?
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Feed me a cat.
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this thread ends now
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>>70730544
Those digits disagree
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>>70730144
>>70730544
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>>70728733
That guy has a great voice no homo
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>>70730278
yeah mayne, it's all good
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