>Accio big wad of cash!
>Engorgio Penis!
>Reducio brain tumor!
>Obliviate rape victim
Why come no one did this in the wizarding world?
>>70712618
Love potions are actually used as rape drugs.
Voldemort exists because of them.
Well because its for children you fucking paedophile.
>>70712672
I STUPEFY YOU
>>70712751
ENNERVATE
>>70712672
>pAedophile
Holy projection, Batman.
>>70712618
>Accio big wad of cash!
I don't think you understand how wizarding money or security works.
>Engorgio Penis!
The Harry Potter series isn't a porno. It's not like you know for certain that nobody has done it. And probably ended up in St. Mungo's.
>Reducio brain tumor!
Speaking of the wizarding hospital - again, how do you know they don't do this? What was the last cancer victim wizard you can think of?
>Obliviate rape victim
Well now you're just getting dark.
>>70713770
Because its one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>70713159
>americans are so stupid they think the Latin word for foot is the Latin word for child
>mfw cant fucking stand my muggle family
