>SANDOOOOOR
>SANDOOOOOOR
>SANDOOOOOOOOOOR
Casting Orlando Bloom as Paris was a stroke of genius. He's the biggest, most insufferable pussy in all of mythology and they absolutely nailed that. He made my blood boil every time he was on screen. He didn't deserve based Hector as a brother.
who would win?
>>70704139
Achilles, obviously
>>70704203
What if it was this guy though?
>>70704901
>Nunowitendz
>>70704901
only if he had Yew-no Nuhtin shooting her bow at his heel
>>70704139
Bullseye obviously he literally can't miss
>>70704901
He has two swords.2>1 so dayne wins
>>70704901
Achilles+God(s) helping him> Aragorn>anyone in GOT
>>70706668
but all you need is a big fucking sword and a suit of armor
>>70706710
however in D&Ds shit mind
20 Good men(who weren't used to find Sansa)>an entire fucking army
Why wasn't the movie more faithful to the Homer mythology? The books are some really good shit, with Gods intervening back and forth.
>>70706725
>quoting a bitch that lost to a dyke
>>70706767
the dyke had plot armor
>>70706767
He had a fever from the infected wound
>>70706765
>>70706787
>>70706941
Good luck with your smelly manfu. Daario is bae.
>>70706962
people might laugh about it, but this homeric bullshit is closer to real life than any other fiction I've read