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Have you seen Cell, /tv/? It's probably the best Stephen King adaptation after Shining, and it's a pretty good allegory for the Muslim invasion (or SJW invasion or really any collectivist takeover of society, similar to Invasion of the Body Snatchers). It's very current (or very post 9-11 to be precise).
Also it features Izzy Fuhrman and the Trololo song. Cusack is a bit comical in it, what's been happening with him lately? He seems to play the same nondescript character in everything.
>>70695284
it's not even out in theaters
>>70695477
Can't you just pretend you've seen it and describe the sex scene.
I'm near the end of it atm. I read the book when it came out but so far the adaptation is decently close to the book.
I do remember the beginning taking place out on the streets and not in an airport but w/e.
>>70696446
Apart from this and Shining are there any SK adaptations that aren't bullshit low budget TV movies? I'm almost sure I've seen them all, but maybe I'm missing something.
>hurr dey Muslims
>hurr dey SJW
>mental deficients flocking together to occupy city spaces while trololololo
They're clearly Occupy pieces of shits.
Just like you, you meme newspaper stand novel reading piece of summer shit.
>>70697896
>They're clearly Occupy pieces of shits.
Wouldn't they fall under SJWs?
>>70697896
What's wrong with newspaper stand novels?
its fucking awful boy
>>70698987
Nice homophobia bro.
>Tom's sexual orientation was a big part of the forming of trust in the initial survivors group. Apocalyptic situations always bring out the worst in a lot of people; his being gay made Alice trust him more and made Clay not concerned about leaving Tom and Alice alone. Speaking as a woman, it is much easier to trust and be comfortable with a strange man if I know he is gay.
>>70698917
>that one guy on the subway who holds his Clancy paperback at an uncomfortable height hoping people will think he's cultured for reading a book while mass transiting
>>70697856
Christine, Pet Sematary, Misery, Salems Lot (technically a TV movie) are all great
This looks like some The Division type shit.
the dialogue was so bad in this holy shit
>do you like first person shooter games?
>hands kid a gun
nice commentary
>>70695284
Fug. I want to watch this but I don't know if I should wait a couple hours to crank out something to stream to my xbox, or if I should just watch on my 'puter. Thoughts /tv/?
>>70697856
Stand By Me, Apt Pupil, Shawshank, Green Mile, Cujo, Firestarter
The Dead Zone (with Christopher Walken, dir. David Cronenberg) is fantastic
>>70699324
you ever think maybe people just really like tom clancy novels?
>>70700679
wait another week for a better copy, it doesn't matter, movie is not so great
>>70697856
1408, Secret window.
>>70701004
Hmm, I'll watch on my pc then.
Does Fuhrman show her furry arms or belly in this?
So was King trying to make a novelization of Kairo without the commentary of technological based alienation or was he trying to make a novelization of The Signal without the humor and thrice the edge?
The Signal (2007) is better.
>>70697856
Motherfucking, Shawshank
Last time King didn't do a horror story and it's probably one of his best ever
>>70702659
Didn't like the assfucking.
>>70702688
Try being on the other end next time
>>70702718
Oh we have an expert on ass burglary here don't we, a rear admiral of the butthole buccaneers, an excavation enthusiast if you will.
>>70697856
http://letterboxd.com/qdb/list/adaptations-of-works-by-stephen-king/
why did they change the ending
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING BOSTON!
It's that chick from that loli movie...
