Black Dread edition
>>70689835
Jon is best. Jon is Azor. Jon is Stark. Jon is Targ. Jon is King. Jon is simply the best.
Azor Jon x Azor Dany
>>70692241
Azor Theon
>the cast of Deadwood are at camp, showering Sandor with gifts and the songs of their people
>The Hound smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Beric Dondarrion driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, peasant women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Beric shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Thoros, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Sandor looks on, his burned face grief-stricken
>"Many Faced God save us," the Hound whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>And who, are you...
>>70692241
Nth for SweetRobin
Sansa will die this season.
>>70692241
fast waif arrives relatively quickly
Stannis best everything
>>70692241
>mfw Theon gets the "oh" treatment
>>70692250
>16 seconds
This is a bot
Mods
Nth for SansaxJonxArya
>if dany married khal moro, drogo's name would have been moron
Reminder that Brienne and Jaime spend next episode threatening each other.
>>70692339
>Implying it's not one of the mods doing it
>>70692339
>“But not of the Tinfoilguard,” Ser Preston pointed out. “The Tinfoilguard does not flee.”
>“Then or now,” said Ser Marcus. He donned his "Stannis is alive".
>“We swore a theory,” explained autistic Ser Preston.
>GRRM’s Salad Dressings moved up beside him, with a pizza in hand. They were 168 pages against three.
>“And now it releases,” said Ser Preston Jacobs, the Sweet of the Robin. He unsheathed 1000 Worlds and held it with both hands. The video series was longer than essays, alive with aspergers.
>“No,” GRRM said with hunger in his voice. “Now it ends.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
fake sansa
I would tap that so hard that she wouldn't be able to walk properly for a week.
>>70692394
I was expecting Radmure
>>70692281
God fucking damnit I lost
>tfw people think you're a bot
>>70692322
But Quentyn isn't dead...
>>70692410
>>70692266
Which is such a crock. Cersei didn't give him any men to help, didn't have the power to stop him anyway and won't make him warden of the North until he gives up Sansa. Which he won't do. So LF got exactly dick out of that arrangement, except fucking up his best political asset.
>>70692429
this
>>70692429
Preston pls
>>70692408
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/ftdm.png/
CIAnsa
>>70692429
Fuck off Preston, he is
shes 52.
WHAT.THE.FUCK shes beatiful
So now that Selyse is dead, who will Stannis marry?
>>70692410
SIT ON MY FACE
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>>70692491
>she was still in her 40's during season 1
She looked like a grandma.
>>70692461
>>70692491
She's one of those people who looked 30 by the time they're 20. 50 by the time they're 30, and then she will stay looking 50 between 30 and 80.
>>70692506
Spoilers.
Tiwyn is reworm as a woman and secretly serves Tommen to keep an eye on him.
WHY DIDN'T THE CHILDREN OF THE FOREST PUT DRAGONGLASS IN A GIANTS HEART?!?!!?
>>70692506
Alright, you got me to cringe. That's not easy to do. Good going.
>>70692543
Are all those people just memeing or are there really this much pedos on /got/?
>>70692412
She'd beat you silly, anon.
>>70692491
Why don't more women her age wear their hair long?I know the sista's would have to straighten it, and there are things called trends, but still
>>70692415
Me too.
>>70692582
A weapon to surpass Valyrian Steel
>>70692419
"Azor Jon" posts have been posted first for the last TWELVE THREADS IN A ROW
That is all day.
either you're a pathetic NEET and shitposting on /got/ is your entire life, or you're a bot
>>70692286
>>70692491
but she looks her age,maybe a little more
would berry it tho 4 sure
patrician ship
>>70692604
>he thinks it's one guy
Nth for Shireen
>>70692646
NO!
>>70692625
Do you realize what website you're on?
>>70692646
>>70692662
This scene was great. Cutting it was a mistake.
>>70692663
WE SEE YOU JONAUTIST
>>70692491
Who are they?
Jon, Davos, Sansa?
CIA, Sansa, Yohn?
>>70692241
Azor Ramsay
>>70692625
Where do you think you are?
>>70692699
It would have been fine to include if it wasn't so redundant.
>>70692709
HOWWW?????????????????????
>>70692709
MOMMY
BABY WANT MILKEY MOMMY
How do you think he is going to die?
How will the Direwolves and Dragons die in the books?
reminder Summer and Shaggydog would still be alive
>>70692709
YOU JUST KNOW
>>70692649
The problem is most women over 40 give no fucks, get fat and cut off all their hair.
They then wonder why there's a culture of youth with women. You look like my fucking grandpa.
>>70692281
>Written for television by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss
Who here is hyped for
>Stannis, Stannis! STANNIS!!
in episode 9?
Friendly reminder that
The Brotherhood is bringing Stannis back next season
And that
There will be no Cleganebowl
There will be Stannis vs. Sandor fightR'HLLOR HUNGERS
>>70692788
Fuck Stannis
>>70692760
drowned, reborn as a kraken to drag his enemies into the abyss
>>70692491
My mother is 59 and much sexier
>>70692709
HOLY FUCK
LOOK AT RICHARD'S SHIRT
THOSE SYMBOLS
>>70692809
prove it
>>70692809
Post pics.
>>70692775
in your country maybe
>>70692793
The little girl said she wanted to help. It's her own god damn fault.
>>70692715
Brotherhood without Banners
>>70692801
speaking of krakens, will we ever get to see them in the show?
>>70692775
>cut off all their hair.
Because hair often become shitty by that age
>>70692760
In his own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around his cock
>>70692809
what?
>>70692839
Help does not mean burn alive.
>>70692793
She offered herself... Stannis asked her.
>>70692760
he's going to survive the series and live the rest of of his days in Winterfell
>mfw the BWB is a merciless band of killers all of a sudden
Since Thoros is confirmed coming back this season, is he gonna a le ebil wizard now, or is LSH really back?
>>70692793
>Falling for Jewish tricks
>>70692715
night's king and lieutenants
>>70692793
i would happily tbqhwyf
>>70692844
There are giant squids and vargs that can get into skins of sea lions and walruses. Those type of battles would be awesome.
>>70692878
>is he gonna a le ebil wizard now
Yes.
>Jon dies this season again against Ramsay
>Melisandre realizes who was the real Prince who was promised
>Stannis' body is found by the Brotherhood and revived in the last scene of the season
>next season is Lord Stoneheart's revenge and his fight for the Lord of the Light, who always makes good on his promise
>>70692839
>>70692856
STAY CLASSY STANFAGS
Burning best girl is unforgivable
>Sansa needs a spanking
ONE OF US ONE OF US
Littlefinger will marry LS
>>70692881
Is this real?
>>70692949
christ stannisfags are getting overly desperate
>>70692491
>tfw no zombifu
>tfw she will never hang you
Friday /got/ is best /got/.
>>70692971
>Petulant Sansa
I see Linda went to the Donald Trump school of Twitter
Why can't Jon bring some Thenns to one up Ramsay
>>70692830
>>70692835
>>70692853
Yes... all my friends say she looks 40 when they have to guess her age, and a couple of my friends said they wanted to fuck her and that she's hot, believe me she's extremely attractive given her age, I don't believe I've ever seen a woman of her age so beautiful and fit
>>70692983
For the thread is terrible and full of Jonautists.
>>70692715
STANNIS
>>70692461
>>70693024
Thenns are dead
>>70693019
>implying she isn't right
>attacking her wording/her person instead of her point
I see you went to the liberal school of argumentation?
>>70693024
Thenns are dead
>>70692981
Stannis is winning in the books. A bunch of characters are still alive in the books. But this ain't /lit/ and Stannis is fucking dead.
>>70692373
Bravo DABID
>>70693059
where did I disagree with her?
where did I attack her?
i'm not liberal...
>>70693025
>couple of my friends said they wanted to fuck her and that she's hot
How did that make you feel?
>>70693056
All of them? I thought some of them got on the boats at Hardhome
>>70693082
I need to hurry up and get into the series. Halfway done with the first book and I can already tell it is infinitely better than the show.
>>70692715
Ramsay, Karstark, Umber
>>70693025
do you fap to your mother? your friends definitely do
>>70692971
If you could spank any character in GoT/asoiaf who would you pick?
No other sex or anything, just a spanking.
>>70693141
Jaime
>>70693025
Post pics, c'mon.
Anyone could see her walking down the street, what's the difference.
>>70693141
thick dany
>>70693025
Post pics so that we can masturbate furiously to them.
>>70693141
Sansa
>>70693141
Teenage Cersei
>>70693059
>>70693094
why aren't you replying? legit confused about your response
>>70693168
I masturbate to emilia clark every morning
>>70693141
Arya
Yoren is a lucky bastard
>>70692854
She should've asked for clarification on what he meant before she agreed.
Just finished a feast for crows.
"Pate" in the final chapter is the faceless man from the prologue and also the guy who was Jaqen H'gar at Harrenhal, isn't he?
>>70693187
Unless you look in her pants you know you're 50-50 that it's Jaime right?
>>70693123
I know this isn't /lit/, but since he's still writing them, maybe it makes sense to take it slow? I don't know. I'm waiting for him to finish before I read the books, if he finishes.
>>70693194
ok
>>70693190
Devotees of Mister Trump are hair-trigger sensitive about the slightest criticism of the future President that history will know only as Manicula.
Reminder that Jaime is a secret Targ not Tyrion
When do we get the Most Dangerous Man in Dorne™?
>>70693141
Salsa
>>70692854
Your logic is flawed.
Not all help is being burned alive but being burned alive is help in the context.
The snow stopped.
>>70693201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Apu1NeWFvQ
>>70693231
Yes
>>70693231
Yes.
>>70693259
*BBRRRRAAAAPPPHHHHTTT*
>>70693256
are these from /got/? I like lot of these. Finally some not completely terrible OC.
>>70693201
>>70693265
>If I can trick my daughter into agreeing to be burned alive then it is ok
>>70693256
The most dangerous man in dorne is a woman
>>70693247
didn't even criticise him. Just observed that Linda does the same thing Trump does, gives people funny nicknames on Twitter ("Lyin Ted, Little Marco, Crooked Hillary, Petulant Sansa")
did not appreciate being called a liberal..
>>70693259
Such a chav Slag
>>70693325
Yeah, fucking glorious.
>>70693141
Meryn Trant
>>70693141
Mycella II
>>70693256
i wish she passed me a sweet picture like that
>>70693259
Why does she post so many pictures of her ass? She must really be proud of it.
>>70692491
Reminder that Catelyn was supposed to be a 35 year old MILF with big tits who gets naked on screen.
>On Catelyn’s own wedding night, Jory Cassell had torn her gown in his haste to get her out of it, and drunken Desmond Grell kept apologizing for every bawdy joke, only to make another. When Lord Dustin had beheld her naked, he’d told Ned that her breasts were enough to make him wish he’d never been weaned.
>>70693259
the dream
>>70693025
Tell us more.
>>70693141Penny
>>70692373
I'm banking on Bronn spilling the beans about Cersei fucking Lancel so that Jaime can finally hate her and complete his redemption arc
>yfw Bronn tells Jaime at Riverrun
>episode 8 trailer shot of him riding off on the night is him in a fit of rage
>intent on murdering Lancel and maybe Cersei too
>arrives in KL
>Mountain already BTFO Lancel
>Jaime leaves Cersei utterly fucked in KL
And all is right in the world
>>70693373
Is this real
>>70693179
What does she have in her backpack?
Would you a Lady Stoneheart even though her body is all swollen and cold and smells like rotten shit?
So is this 100% not going to happen?
>>70693371
She's proud of it.
>>70692638
Where do you think we are?
>>70693422
she probably has a choking fetish so definitely
Darth Sansa is still in effect:
>The North has fully betrayed her house and spit in her face
>This forces her to turn fully to the dark side and CIA's mockingcock
>She will betray Jon, Brienne, everyone
Screencap this post.
>>70693438
keep going
>>70693373
god the bedding ceremony is so fucking stupid
>>70693466
>mockingcock
Should I leak that shit, or not? Can't resist desu
>>70693412
How does Jaime NOT know about Lancel? When he got told Cersei was marched naked in the streets for her sins did he think that meant not paying parking tickets?
>>70693412
Why is he too thick to realise this in KL? From Carol's new haircut to her fucking Lancel and doing a WoS he should have heard it all when he got back with her trial coming up.
>>70693373
Everyone was aged up for the show. CIA is only 29 in the books.
>>70693499
you have nothing to leak
>>70693499
MOTHERS MERCY
>>70693499
>le blurry filter over shitty caption screenshot to make it look like a leak maymay
>>70693417
yes, though it's in her memories, when she was like 16, i doubt we would've ever seen her breasts in the show
>>70693524
If everyone was aged up why is Ned so young at the Tower of Joy? He should have been in his mid to late 20s at least.
>>70693499
i want to believe
>>70693499
Hallo Faker Freund
>>70693554
>i doubt we would've ever seen her breasts in the show
>She threw back the furs and climbed from the bed. The night air was as cold as the grave on her bare skin as she padded across the room.
Maester Luwin averted his eyes. Even Ned looked shocked. “What are you doing?” he asked.
>“Lighting a fire,” Catelyn told him. She found a dressing gown and shrugged into it, then knelt over the cold hearth.
>“Maester Luwin-” Ned began.
>“Maester Luwin has delivered all my children,” Catelyn said. “This is no time for false modesty.”
This is also after she finished fucking Ned.
>>70692971
I want to agree with them but isnt salsa a petulant child since season 1?
They want to point out that booksalsa is nice and showsalsa is rude and it's ooc
>>70693141
Gotta be Sansa or her Arya, probably Arya because the smaller the girl, and the more pain they're in, the hotter.
based jon x dany
>>70693499
Literally nothing new
>>70693594
es ist nicht gefälscht
Briennes Rückblende ep 10
>>70693466
>mockingcock
>>70693630
How does Rose deal with Emilia hanging on her man like this? I'd fuckkng kill that bitch.
>>70693679
That's why you're pristine.
People who came back from the dead this season
>Jon
>Benjen
>Hound
>Possibly Syrio
>Possibly LSH
Stannis is 100% not coming back, the quota has been met
Who /Theon x Jon/ here?
>ctrl F syrio
>no matches
Why aren't you guys talking about this?
“I’m not comparing Greyjoy to Trump, but it’s obvious, it’s very close and it’s a fun thing to do,” he said. “Trump starts out by saying, ‘We need to build walls, we need to do this.’ He’s very bombastic in what he’s saying and his approach to the world. Euron was very bombastic, he was humiliating his niece, he was humiliating his nephew with some rhetoric. He wants to make [Pyke] great again.”
>>70693499
WAS IST DAS
>>70693753
now kiss
>>70693757
hey reddit enjoy your stay
>>70693758
This show is of the Hack, by the Hack, and for the Hack.
>>70693757
because it's not happening
>>70693757
Because this isn't Reddit.
>>70693558
Ned was 19 during RR
>>70693757
because that isn't syrio, see you on nsunday
>>70693751
>lists 1 person who actually came back from the dead
>>70693824
That would make Season 1 Ned 37. Which he was not.
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/06/10/kit-harington-call-duty
>Kit Harington to play Call of Duty villain
>'Game of Thrones' star takes villainous turn; Guy Ritchie to direct his scenes
We /vidyakino/ now
MISS DANY MA'ME WHAT WILL YOUR PLEASURE BE?
>>70693792
>>70693817
thanks dudes that's pretty sweet of you guys
>The show is inconsistent
gee, no shit
>>70693887
Great... More excuses for /tv/ to leak into /v/ with it's retarded maymays.
>>70693865
>born in 263
>RR in 282
just do the math
>>70693758
>Literally the complete opposite of Euron
>herppa derp Dabid cant stop inserting himself and his opinions onto the characters
>>70693887
>vidyakino
>>>>/v/
>>70693954
wew lad, we're talking about the show, and they are never quoting years in the show
Offseason tripfags>>>>onseason tripfags
>>70693141
Ygritt
>>70693758
Asbæk addressed some of the fandom’s critiques of the show’s adaptation of Euron Greyjoy. First off: the lack of eye patch.
“That was an artistic choice by the writers that they wanted to create their own pirate, their own Euron Greyjoy. But for me, there’s a reason why you have an eye patch. If you go to the history books, pirates would have an eye patch so that when you go below decks, you’d have a trained eye for darkness and one eye trained for sunlight. But if you read the books, Euron has an eye patch for something else. An eye patch would’ve been fun, but it’s also a little cliche.”
Reminder that GRRM has spent x3 the time these last 2 years thinking and writing about muh puppies than he has ASOIAF.
>>70693974
>talking about the show
>on /got/
kek
the ages still fit
>>70693967
kek
>>70694001
>If you go to the history books, pirates would have an eye patch so that when you go below decks, you’d have a trained eye for darkness and one eye trained for sunlight.
No, this is just something Treasure Island fucking made up. There is absolutely zero historical account of it every happening.
>>70693890
This is something she could have learned from Cersei like I said in the last thread. If instead she had some badass guards ready to cut his throat for disobeying her, he might not have mouthed off.
>>70694001
>Cliche
>Fat fratboy going on about his cock
>>70694057
she's still gonna suck his dick because d&d can't write salsa correctly
>>70692352
>cold blooded Sith Sansa will never ride your dick, while looking at you in disgust
>>70693890
Sansa actually look the verbal berating quite well. Old Sansa would have broken down and started apologizing, and crying. New Sansa held up quite well. But what could she say? Everything he told her was true. And really, she didn't know half of the things he was telling her, because they all happened while she was in King's Landing. Sansa simply didn't have the ammo to fire back.
>>70692491
2013 was 12 years ago
>>70694068
How many fat fratboy pirates do you know who talk about their cocks?
>>70694120
100% of them.
ShowEuron= BookTormund
ShowRamsay= BookEuron
Reminder that Victarion and Euron are younger than Jaime and Cersei
>>70693997
>/got/
>off season
>>70693298
Nope. They've been popping up on r/asoiaf, senpai
>>70693141
Roose or CIA.
>>70693839
>>70694151
hello 2015fag
>>70694079LF probably would get bored of Sansa. He'd hold on to her forever, though
Dayne ?
>>70694150
Reminder that you're a liar and taking the youngest Euron and Victarion could possibly be and treating it as the definitive dates.
>>70694136
Out of how many pirates?
>>70693831
One more
>>70694220
Lord Baelish.
>>70694150
>>70694225
I love watching wikifags communicate
Something so...'librarian' about how you guys speak
>>70694252
1,231. Excluding privateers.
>>70694169
That would be 10x better if you used the scene where Jon is addressing the niggit's watch after becoming LC and ends with him getting stabbed.
>>70694282
I love when shitposters communicate. Something so..."worthless" about how you guys speak.
Oh wait, I don't. Disconnect your internet connection permanently.
>>70694282
>librarian
>i.e. literate
wowy zowy
>>70693679
I think they shared him for a while. Not everyone is a jealous type. I sorta am though.
>>70693499
Not buying it.
>>70694090
>tfw swn typouyca
why live?
>>70694272
I looked for you on the flight plan
>>70694316
>if you used
Fucking idiot, learn why something has a particular file name.
