Is the movie gonna be good?
>>70687777
nice quads
probably not, it's not all that interesting of a story
>>70688134
it is
>>70688120
grow up
>>70688159
>can't get laid
>kills self
>studio keeps the tape
no, it's not an interesting story at all, actually.
What's the movie called?
>>70688445
"Christine Chubcuck"
>>70688445
Christine.
>>70688237
Tape is going to be released this year.
>>70687777
>>70688237
>studio keeps the tape for the illuminati
>illuminati's been fapping to the vid every month since it happened
>one man tries to release it so the internet can fap to it also
>eventually succeeds
>final scene is the hero walking out into the sunset
She totally gives me a "chub"-buck
That depends, will she be played by Sarah Silverman or Chelsea Peretti?
>>70688988
Off by one :^)
>>70688468
>he hasn't seen it yet
leaked weeks ago m8
>>70690486
Off by one :^)
>>70690558
>>70690558
>tfw you will never see the tape
>>70690558
How does she kill herself? Headshot I would assume?
Bruce Jenner as Christine
>>70690971
Why live?
>>70690558
Linky or you stinky m8.
>>70690993
>>70690971
>>70690889
>She started off with some standard news item, but when it came time to roll footage of a local shoot-out from the night before, a shot she specifically requested, the film stalled. The person operating the camera panicked a bit, but this was all a part of Christine’s plan. She looked into the camera with a determined eye. “In keeping with Channel 40’s policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first — attempted suicide,” she read, inflicting a little sarcasm into her tone. Then she pulled a gun out of a bag of puppets she had at her feet and shot herself on live television.
>As she convulsed and slumped to the floor the rest of the news team froze, thinking it was some kind of morbid joke. The camera stayed on her for a while after the act as the reality of the situation sunk into to everyone at the news station. When the news director rushed to the desk to yell at her for such a horrible stunt, he was confronted with the grim seriousness of her act. It was not a joke or a stunt, or even a cry for help. She used the word “attempted” in her announcement, but it seems she did that only to cover herself in case she failed. Christine aimed to be an accurate news reporter to the very end.
>>70691295
She wasn't even ugly. Why did Chad reject her? That description makes me even more curious.
>>70691356
Chad said she was a pain in the ass to be around.
She baked chad a fucking cake for his birthday.
Poor chick, damn, shes pretty cute. She was also 6'2
>>70691395
Plus Chad was banging her only friend, Andrea.
She also lived with her parents at 29 (wtf does that??)
>>70691395
>>70691426
>She baked chad a fucking cake for his birthday.
>She was also 6'2
>She also lived with her parents at 29
That explains it. Height and her forwardness intimidated him and living with her parents at that age is weird.
>>70691295
>bag of puppets
wat
>>70691551
She had a kids show she did or something
why didn't you save her /tv/
I wish someone would bake me a cake
>>70691551
>>70691760
>Several years before her death, Chubbuck had moved into the family's summer cottage on Siesta Key, Florida. The Washington Post later reported that she had painted the bedroom and canopied bed to look like that of a young teenager.
>Chubbuck volunteered at Sarasota Memorial Hospital, giving puppet shows to children with Intellectual disabilities, and occasionally incorporated the homemade puppets into her WXLT-TV talk show.
>She lamented to co-workers that her 30th birthday was approaching and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man.
>Apparently, she had an unrequited crush on co-worker George Peter Ryan. She baked him a cake for his birthday and sought his romantic attention, only to find out he was already involved with sports reporter Andrea Kirby. Kirby had been the co-worker closest to Chubbuck, but she was offered a new job in Baltimore, which had further depressed Chubbuck.
>>70691814
Most of us weren't adults around then let alone alive.
>>70691886
That's fucking sad.
>>70691551
She used to entertain mentally retarded kids with them, puppet shows.
>>70690558
>>70691886
Women can't be robots, they said.
>>70688237
>Can't get laid
More like 'won't get laid.' There's literally millions of thirsty betas willing to fug her just because she had a pussy. But of course she wanted Chad, can't settle for anything less.
>>70690776
>>70690829
>>70690889
>>70690993
>>70691088
>>70692385
Fucking newfags clicking on spoilered images on /tv/.
>>70690558
What's the big deal?
>>70693446
Newfags get scared easily
>>70693324
Wait, did they actually call her Parasite?
>>70693665
No that was my joke filter kicking in.
>>70693756
It's better this way :^)
>>70691395
She's a big girl
>>70693848
FOR YOU
>>70691886
>ywn save her, marry her and lose your virginity to each other
>>70693324
2bh most of the guys on /r9k/ could fuck a fat ugly girl drunk at a bar, but they're too busy feeling sorry for themselves that some Stacy from highschool turned them down
>>70694020
they're feeling sorry for themselves because they inherited depressed, nihilistic meta-thoughts that they have no control over.
>>70691295
>She used the word “attempted” in her announcement, but it seems she did that only to cover herself in case she failed.
No shit? I do respect her a bit though. Most women just take 3 sleeping pills and call their friends/family so that they can call 911 and rescue them. Then for the rest of their lives they'll prattle on about how they "tried" to kill themselves.
At least Christine wasn't "crying for help" or whatever.
>>70694020
>Fucking a fat ugly girl
Would that change anything?
she wouldn't want you freaks to save her, she only wanted chad.
>>70693937
delete this
>>70694020
Keep telling yourself that roasty.
Probably the most authentic and realest women to exist. A commendable act.
>>70694087
>>70694243
Just pointing out to the edgelords that there is no real difference between their situation and Chubcuck's
>>70694792
Even a mildly attractive girl can get a boyfriend. A mildly attractive or less guy on the other hand is going to have next to no chances of ever getting a gf because girls are to busy being ultra superficial bitches.
>>70694905
That guy is the Chad of all retards
>>70694905
Kind of fucked up playing a girl with downs desu
I'd rather have a movie based on pic related
>>70687777
What was the last thing that went through her mind?
>>70695158
Well I mean the bullet went through her brain. not her mind, unless you were gonna say bullet thinking that was some clever shit mothafukka
>>70695135
He took matters into his own hands and filmed a 30hr autobio. Inspired Bjork to write hunter. Made shit happen.
>>70695135
dat bullet hitting the back of his skull gif
>>70695353
The life of the party right here
>>70695453
In the video, he puts a revolver in his mouth, aimed towards the top of his head and pulls the trigger. You can see where his skull shattered and made a point on the top of his head. don't watch it.
it's fucked.
>>70695625
It's not even that bad, especially compared to something like Budd Dwyer's suicide.
>>70695625
Not even that bad bruh, it was shot on shitty vhs and you can't see shit.
>>70691395
>6'2
proof that woman lanklets have it worse than manlets.
>>70691886
ONE OF US
>>70691886
so she died a virgin? did she literally an heroed?
>>70696298
wait a minute, hold it, you dummy.
she shot herself in the back of the head live on tv cuz she was an introverted virgin just like you!
But unlike you, she accomplished so much! :-)
>>70687777
>>70695080
Read the filename, he was just taking her to prom. He probably did it just to be nice.
>>70687777
she is so hot
>>70696396
What did she accomplish, retard?
>>70696470
killing herself
>>70696470
She managed to bake a cake
>>70694020
but fucking a fat ugly girl is awful. I mean, maybe it's "something" if you're an autistic 20-something virgin, but it doesn't alleviate actually wanting to fuck a desirable girl.
To be more precise--you're right that getting *any* gf or sex with *any* girl really isn't hard. Getting a desirable gf/sex takes a bit of effort/skill.
>>70691886
>Apparently, she had an unrequited crush on co-worker George Peter Ryan. She baked him a cake for his birthday and sought his romantic attention, only to find out he was already involved with sports reporter Andrea Kirby
Chubbuck? More like Chubcucked.
>>70691886
>girl goes past age 30 as a virgin, gets depressed and kills herself
>guy goes past age 30 as a virgin, gets depressed then channels the feelings of angst and worthlessness into wizardry and zen-like enlightenment
heh heh girls............... so weak!
>tfw no Chubbuck gf
>>70695663
When Bud shoots himself a ton of blood gushes out of his head and nose. Does that mean he was still technically alive for the duration of the video or was it just all the blood draining from his skull? It seems excessive.
>>70691814
I wish I could save her in some sort of time machine
>>70696607
Yes
>>70696607
You see his eyes slowly close, so I imagine he was still alive for a few seconds after.
>>70691886
she was either a moron or an autist
>>70688988
>>70690811
>>70696630
But then they buried her alive
>>70696606
very cute smile
>>70696607
There are reports of people living for up to a minute after being decapitated by a guillotine which is much more traumatic than a bullet. He probably was alive.
>>70696725
Guillotine leaves the brain intact though.
>>70695135
>average bork fans
>>70696723
thank you, anon :-)
Am I crazy for thinking she looks older than 29?
>>70696768
that's not you
>>70696427
he might have actually gotten laid from other girls that thought him doing that was sweet
>>70696797
She looks like a tranny in that picture to be quite honest with you famalam
>>70696743
Someone failed Bio 101
>>70696845
Please tell me how I'm wrong.
>>70695663
damn he was an edgy fuck. was that 44? i bet he was a super quiet type and no one in his office had any clue he was fucked up in the head
>>70695663
it was a lot creepier though
>>70696872
well it probably severs the cerebral cortex but it doesn't destroy the brain matter which is what controls sensory perception. so it does make sense for a person to be aware after a guillotine
>>70696972
>well it probably severs the cerebral cortex
You're not cutting the fucking head in half m8
>>70696888
He was innocent brah
>>70697016
meant brain stem
>>70697054
well that makes more sense
>>70691356
She apparently was weird and very adolescent-esque.
>>70695663
That shit traumatized me when I saw it.
>>70691886
I'm infatuated with this woman.
>ywn kill yourself, then meet with her in the afterlife, to have a sweet, everlasting love where you both recount your bitterness as a foreveralone
The tape is out there. Apparently her brother spoke about it not too long ago. Their mother had it and he wants to make sure no one ever sees it.
>>70696606
Foreverial tied-up delitized Chubbuck
>>70694180
It's more like her self-esteem was so low that she didn't think she could even kill herself without fucking up. Guess she must have been a bit surprised when she pulled it off.
