what was bay trying to imply in this scenes?
>>70687571
Tires are heavy.
>>70687571
that he`s a big guy
>>70687571
it was a bro simulator scene
>that tattoo
>bayfags
>>70687571
ask /fit/
>>70687571
wtf? i'm gay now
>>70687571
This is fucking hilarious.
>dat 40kg ohp
wut
>>70687942
???
pretty light desu
>>70688363
That's what I was saying you fucking retard.
I bet you spent the last 20 minutes googling to see if 40kg was heavy or not you stupid fucking shit
>>70687571
I did enjoy the good old-fashioned 80s homo-eroticism but it couldn't save the movie from being forgettable
>>70688412
You're either drunk or in an autistic rage. Calm down, watch gay lifting vids with us.
>>70687834
>dat funktional strength
>don't skip leg day
>no homo
>vascular as fuark!
>natty?
>>70688538
Nice comeback bitch boy
I'll calm down when you start lifting which is impossible because you won't and never will
>>70687571
The second scene in that is fucking hilarious
>>70688648
ok calm down wannabe
>>70688648
that wasn't even me. calm down autistic fuccboi
>>70687571
wtf im not gay why do i want to lick the sweat off these dudes?
>>70688648
are you ok dude
>>70687571
That he's built like a seacow instead of a wiry operator.
>>70688704
>>70688719
>>70688538
>>70688758
It's a "le michael bay so bad" thread and it's populated with teenagers speaking like this. What a surprise.
They're just playing with the boys
Why is there precum in my boxers
>>70688842
>Saying dude means I'm disqualified from being a valid contributor
fuck off dude
>>70687571
wtf i just downloaded grindr, what does that mean?
>>70687571
Are soldiers usually this built?
Goddamnit I'm going to have to redownload grindr now.
>>70689018
>getting this triggered over literally nothing
lmao, so masc
>>70689000
Theres a running meme on /fit/ and /k/ that special forces/delta/SAD/rangers types are on sterons "because special forces"
>>70689000
They are.
>>70687571
Just a little something for Bay to jerk off to in his private theater.
>>70687571
They can do this shit all day but in the end they will be shot lmao. fucking ragheads
they are the real superheroes and put in the work... not mutants, not gifted by accidents
>>70689018
Yup. Millenial /tv/ kids would much rather idolize brave she-males and trannies than american soldiers.
And you wonder why white women are disgusted by pathetic white numales while being turned on by racist, mysoginistic, violent niggers.
We're basically relegating white males into beta bitches. lol
How you like that pathetic white bois? Wanna watch my black cock fuck more of your whores?
>>70689018
Why are you even on 4chan?
Stormfront would be more to your liking, it's a no fun zone.
>>70689318
Wtf is wrong with you
someone post shirtless jim
n-no homo, bros.
>>70689318
reply
>>70689346
>And you wonder why white women are disgusted by pathetic white numales while being turned on by racist, mysoginistic, violent niggers.
Yup. Niggers are now playing the "manly" role while white faggots are being turned into eunuchs.
>>70689346
>implying I care what happens to stacy's
>>70687571
WTF i hate operators now!!!
>>70689018
Your upset feelings and bitching is really masculine, i mean, a real tough guy who has life in perspective. Your insecurity is stinking the thread out, and when i say insecurity i mean barely repressed homosexuality. Relax man.
>>70689346
/tv/ cucks seem pretty happy to be watching niggers fuck their women.
I don't know if these faggots are just dumb or cowards.
Much easier to just lay down and let Niggers walk all over you than to stand up for yourselves , Right little white bois?
>>70689318
just make sure you reply to it as well, poster
>>70689346
/tv/ is full of cowardly white cucks... just look at this thead.
some white faggot is desperately sucking our black cocks trying to be a white knight. lol
fucking fool just lookin stupid... is all he's doing.
>>70689018
>>70689346
>Posts on 4chan
>dude u gotta man up!1!!!
This is the #1 rest stop of losers, and you're one of us no matter what you might think in your head.
>>70689576
>some white faggot is desperately sucking our black cocks trying to be a white knight. lol
Don't worry. He's an embarrassment to white people also.
/tv/ is full of these self hating pathetic faggots.
>>70689592
>you're one of us no matter what you might think
Nope white boy. You're all by yourself in your pathetic ass kissing.
Nobody here is laughing WITH you... apparently you haven't picked that up yet.
Since the tire doesn't explode and the barbell doesn't explode and his abs dialogue is believable, I find it difficult to believe that Bay had anything to do with this scene whatsoever.
>>70689662
Yeah, you're totally fucking women left and right.
That's why you post on 4chan.
>>70689318
i hate you
>>70689318
flames around you flames nothing but flames burning your flesh
>>70687571
Is this the sequel to "Rubber" ?
>>70689346
I'm glad i don't carry that shit around in my head all day, life must be brutal for you.
>>70689000
My brother has only been in the army for 8 months. Lost a ton of weight at first, then after boot he put a lot on but seems less toned than when he was in high school. I don't know if thats the norm or not
>>70687571
that gardener sure is gay, pretends he cleans grass when is clean just to check out the beefcakes
>Lifting 50-100 pounds
Wow, so impressive
>>70687571
>Crossfit shit
As someone who has been a 6 day a week, all year round /fit/ gym fag, this shit literally makes me cringe.
It's like some new shit coming to a LAN with a tablet and telling everything they should be networking Minecraft on tablets and how superior that is as a game.
Popularity ≠ effectiveness, and Crossfit is just the latest Billy Blanks bullshit that people will laugh at in 10 years time.
>inb4 "B..BUT IT WORKS LOTS OF MUSCLES AT ONCE, S..SO IT WORKS YOU HARDER!"
Non-impact resistance and free weights are ALWAYS superior. There's a reason the military doesn't have people drag around tires and pull shit on ropes, because you will break your body, ligaments, joints, and muscles, and within a few days be worthless.
>>70690502
>you're a /fit/ fag and you don't know about strongman training
What an embarrassing board to be on.
>>70691186
There was a time when I thought that people on most boards actually understood something about what they're discussing.
Eventually I learned, most people on 4chan know jackshit about the topics they enjoy discussing and commenting on.
>>70689318
fuck you
>>70689318
(you) fucking faggot
>>70689000
Average soldiers? Nah, they're usually skinny fat as big army pt is all about calisthenics and running.
SOF? Definitely. PT will involve weights and the proliferation of steroids is pretty common throughout. Nobody is testing and the job is extremely physically demanding so there's no reason not to juice.
>>70688681
>>70687571
>can't tell scenes from shots
>mfw I discuss kino with these plebs
>>70689318
ayy
>>70688867
>not wearing briefs
who /tight+white/ here?
