Sad Sansa Edition
>>70682494
Azor Jon
>>70685442
how can one woman be so fucking repulsive jesus christ
>>70685443
Hello
>>70685443
How did Johns brain and memory recover? I couple minutes without oxygen and neural death is imminent. It's seems improbable that even divine magic would be able to reconstruct the random complexity of his neural structure to match his personality. This is some shit writing, it literally makes no sense realistically and fictionally.
Azor pie
First for Stannis, best king and rightful silver fox of the seven kingdoms
>>70685482
ask your mom
>Valyrian steel is supposed to be very limited
>Lannisters are able to give a Valyrian steel and dragon bone dagger to a random hired killer in season 1
>>70685442
>where is the boat?
>What are you looking at?
>why are you crying?
>>70685508
It is literally magic. It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to work.
>>70685508
>>70685508
>applying real life rules to a work of fiction
Ayyy
>>70685442
I normally get real hard for her but she looks disgusting here
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>she'll never look at you
>>70685415
I think it will be a flashback through Vary's.
Call me an Autist but I think Vary's sent her to Tywin so Tyrion would do what he did and flee for his own safety.
>>70685541
Lannisters also happen to be the richest house in westeros
>>70685442
Requesting obligatory Shae copypasta and if possible, the Varys one too.
>>70685508
R'hllor probably has some kind of backup system with thousands of servers to save states of humans at regular intervals.
>>70685442
Why did she stay again? I forget, and I'm trying to think what her plan was.
>>70685569
Whylive
>>70685541
Think that was supposed to be a plot device to set up how rich the Lannisters are, ya dingus
>tfw people still don't get that Jon is Asharas son
>>70685568
>tfw no dusty mesa's in GoT
>>70685442
Terrible acting edition?
>>70685508
>Beric Dondarrion gets his heart impaled by lance
Revived and alive so i assume his heart got reconstructed
But then again, his eye is still missing.
>>70685568
Stop it you dry cunt.
>>70685508
It makes sense, you atheist. Consciousness is more than a complex neural structure. What we see manifested on this physical realm is only the result of process our soul is getting through in higher dimension.
>>70685578
they are broke.
>>70685578
I want to believe that Jon is rhaegar and lyannas son, but the books always harp on how Jon looks more like ned than any other child. Makes it harder to believe
Dusty Mesa or Jonautist?
>>70685590
Margaery told her she could arrange to have her marry Loras.
Too bad Littlefinger found out and snitched to Cersei and Tywin
>>70685635
just shut up
>>70685569
woah, she really wants his D
sauce?
First for rigthful red witch.
>>70685643
Meant for >>70685601
>>70685637
No they are not, and even if they were they could have bought the dagger when they weren't
>>70685654
AH. Thanks anon.
>>70685442
She looks like she's suffering from the same poison Joffrey died from
>>70685665
Reminder that she's pregnant with someone else's seed and not yours
>>70685637
Our gold ran out
>>70685679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqIyVtlxbW8
>>70685637
>>70685711
Doesn't the show plot basically boil down to "The Lannisters are rich but only because they borrowed a shitload of gold from the Iron Bank and are now in severe demnbts to the Iron Bank"
So what happened to Craster's wives? Are the Walkers using them as a breeding farm now?
>>70685688
Made a heroes of might and magic 3 map set in southern westeros during the seven kingdoms age
>slighty proud
>>70685679
They are, The head of the house stated they are, The whole Tyrells being involved in Kings Landing and The Lannisters is because they no longer have money and need to get backing from somewhere.
>>70685723
>>70685744
The crown is in debt, not house Lannister
>>70685569
She's just listening to his story.
>>70685754
>>70685723
>>70685759
debt =/= broke
besides, like I sad they could've bought the dagger years ago
>>70685655
rude :(
>>70685773
The crown is in debt to the Iron bank and the Lannisters and the Lannisters are now broke.
>>70685773
>>70685793
So then the Iron Bank are the real jews
test
>>70685637
> invest in shit around the continent for literally hundreds of year
> oh shieeeeet the mines ran dry
> aaaah save me iron bank
>>70685778
>being that inept at reading female signals and body language
You must be a virgin, friend.
>>70685784
One does not simply buy valyrian steel
>>70685442
I miss the days when she would cry in every fucking scene she was in
>>70685746
Not sure, but it was heavily implied that they also knew how to survive in the north. Wasn't there a subplot involving Mole town and Castle Black where some villagers ended up missing in the end? In my mind that's kinda where they end up. story wise.
>>70685754
Shieet I actually tried to do something similar but stopped because I couldn't think of an interesting scenario to go with the map
>>70685778
virgin detected.
![1401750133077[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0b3dgFf.jpg "1401750133077[1].jpg")
>>70685579
>During principal photography for season four, the cast of HBO's hit series Game of Thrones hit the beach in Croatia, where the scenes in King's Landing are filmed. Conleth Hill (whose role involves playing eunuch spymaster Varys) was swimming with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Hill held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lena Headey (who plays conniving matriarch Cersei Lannister), "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The cast, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. Hill was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
>>70685822
>>70685858
this is some strong projection.
My older sister looks at me like this whenever I talk. She doesn't want to have sex with me.
>>70685829
Clearly they aren't the same value as the swords otherwise tywin would have taken better care of it.
>>70685442
>Darth Sansa is still happening
IT'S TREASON, THEN
The War of the 5 kings / Iron bank is clearly a parallel to the War of the Roses and the fall of the Medici Bank.
>>70685643
The twist is Ned fucked some random targ.
>>70685885
Buddy have I got some fantastic news for you.
You lucky basterd
>>70685885
Yep. Huge virg here folks.
>>70685520
>>70685807
Pretty much, Tywin even makes a very fucking realistic link to it.
![1464465975499[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VA6rXUC.jpg "1464465975499[1].jpg")
>>70685579
>Sophie Turner (Sansa) said in an interview filming that shot where her and Shae were lookin out at Littlefinger's boat after she learned she has to marry Tyrion was an absolutely nightmare to shoot, since Sibel Kekilli couldn't comprehend the scene.
>Apparently Sibel started freaking out, since they kept telling her to look somberly out at the boat, but in reality there was no boat there, just the open sea. She started flipping her shit because she couldn't understand that there'd be a CGI boat out on the water.
>Eventually they just gave up and told her to stare blankly out over the water while they finished the shot. Sophie said it took like an hour to film that 3-4 second shot because Sibel was so fucking terrible.
>Final Scene of series finale
>An old man is sitting down in front of a group of enthralled children, weaving the final threads in the story
>"And so it was, children...that is how I, Bran Stark, won the Game of Thrones"
Calling it now
POST SWEET GIRL MEMES
I'll suck anonymous off to get some (you)s.
>>70685899
>those bulging pale mounds
>>70685886
He gave one to his nephew the king, and the other to his heir.
U w0t?
>>70685549
>it just has to work
So Dany's missing horse, Ramsay's missing dogs, etc... None of these bother you?
>>70685587
Thanks Preston
>>70685610
This just adds to the point (unless his eye was missing well before he died and was brought back)
>>70685635
Sounds like magic.
>>70685926
Bran is going to be King of the North with his Other army in the end though.
Jorah is Azor Ahai and will stab Danny(who's slowly going crazy) to create lightbringer.
He will get a volcano hand next season and be "reborn" while doing it.
AltShiftX when.
>>70685922
Top Kekilli
>>70685660
"Ellie Kendrick interview game of thrones", you should find it.
>>70685922
No merman varys summoning cthulhu 0/10
>>70685952
what? They only had one dagger
>>70685952
>nephew
I meant grandson, obviously.
>>70685926
>Not "And so it was children, that I, Bran Stark, sang the Song of Spring"
He knows
>>70685541
It was stolen from roberts collection by joffery
>>70685952
Those are swords made from Ice
>>70685976
thanks captain obvious
>>70685784
Are you just pretending to be retarded? The dagger was a gift to Robert that Joffrey grabbed.
Do showfags really not know it was Joffrey who hired the assassin?
>>70685442
When is she going to get fucked in the ass guys ?
reminder his death was the saddest in the series
>>70686010
If you don't name drop the title toward the end the series isn't really over.
>>70685997
Well, the dagger never was Tywins, If Littlefinger is telling the truth he lost it in a bet to Tyrion.
>>70686010
The Winds of Winter were pretty breezy back in my day
>>70685899
I hope that's what CIA says if she betrays him.
>>70685754
good stuff anon
>>70685508
>it seems improbable that even divine magic would...
Well...
>>70685899
Sansa fans are a fucking joke. Worse character than Dany.
>>70686056
I think Hodor's was more sad, and I'm not even sure his was the saddest.
>>70686048
Why would they know information never stated on the show?
life is unfair
>>70685922
5/10
Stupid meme, but good recreated
>>70686059
He was lying to precipitate antagonism between the Lannisters and the Starks, for maximum CHAOSH production.
>>70685899
>you will never be raped and killed by an icy-gaze goth chick with yellow eyes
I fucking hate this planet. and most "goth" girls these days fucking suck.
Daenerys must be the luckiest person in the world. The 7 kingdoms basically collapsed just about the time she was to invade. Her brother couldn't even dream of such luck.
Whats next for her?
>>70686048
nobody really knows. Even the books are ambiguous on who
>>70686056
That was sad, but hodor and oddly enough this scene were sadder. It sad that Danny went to complete shit in season 3, she was sufferable in S1 and 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrjPj3fLfG8
>>70685442
You made a mistake in the word "fat"
>>70686101
dany will be better. she just needs targaryen cock
>>70686127
Mary Sue her way onto the throne
>>70685784
>debt =/= broke
You can't be fucking serious.
>>70686048
>>70686059
Littlefinger was fucking lying, Tyrion would never bet against Jaime.
Holy shit you people are dumb
>>70686127
Oh yeah, so lucky that the world will be plunged into eternal darkness and cold
*rolls eyes*
I'd like to see a maester cover up on the events of asoiaf like how they did the dunk and egg cover up
>>70686130
>Even the books are ambiguous
Why do people pretend they've read the books?
>Joffrey would have been a worse king than Aerys ever was. He stole his father’s dagger and gave it to a footpad to slit the throat of Brandon Stark, did you know that?”
>“I... I thought he might have.”
>>70686127
a storm destroys her fleet and drowns her 100K dothrakis
next shot is varys laughing at a dick joke from tyrion
>>70685754
Finished or still got some stuff to add?
>>70686160
>has dragons
lol who cares
>>70686130
Fuck off, there was nothing ambiguous about it.
>>70686155
You should really learn how economics work
>>70686155
>i dont understand finances but I'll comment anyways
>>70686154
what about the song of ice and fire?
>>70686115
Statistically speaking, his cock is probably way too small for his body.
cast him
>>70686154
congratulations.
>>70686173
Joffrey basically admits it when he gets widow's wail at his wedding too
>>70685793
Its weird how the show makes a point of mentioning the Lannisters are in worse financial problems than the books with literally all the goldmines having failed, and then ignore the debt plot completely. Watching those scenes also remind me how much I miss Tywin
Say a kingdom can't pay their debt to Iron Bank. How do the bank react to this?
>>70686229
They realized, much like Mel being on Arya's list or Cersei's other child, that they fucked up and are now pretending it never happened.
Azor Highgarden
>>70686174
It really feels like they ran out of ideas for Tyrion.
>Tyrion scene
>"Something about COCK"
>redditlaffs.jpg
What are GRRM's last words to Sibel going to be?
>>70686213
Young Varys obviously
>>70686238
They send progressively aggressive ravens.
>>70686238
Mercenaries
>>70685541
CIA hustled it of the lanisters earlier and gave it to the assasin he hired to cause a stark x lanister feud.
>>70686213
Hotpie
>>70685885
I know who you will losing your virginity to
>>70686216
You should change it to something non dictionary, otherwise why have it at all
>>70686258
HARDER
>>70686238
They'll eventually collapse just like the medici bank did
They can't send the FM to people who can't possibly repay their debts
>>70686175
its finished
my scenario is that a riverlord has been driven south to Duskendale and married an Arryn daughter with 10k troops.
And now he wants to cave a kingdom for himself
>>70686312
They'll just conjure up more gold with their alchemists
>>70686258
You were a funny whore.
>>70685976
This seems too obvious.
Jorah will probably die unceremoniously off screen
>>70686254
>Cersei burns all of King's landing when she finally snaps after Tommen's suicide
>The Night King promptly raises the city
>There is now an army of dead in the South as well as the one in the North (no law saying he needs to be nearby)
screencap this post.
>>70686322
You fucking nerd lmao
>>70686229
Yeah because with with Halfhand and Stannis going to Bravvos was a hint to show that the Iron Bank know the Lannisters owe them a lot and by backing Stannis showed they know they weren't getting it back.
Unless the Iron bank have another way to wipe get the money back and it will be some sort of side story.
They know
>>70686258
>>70686337
Wait, what? Are they an item?
>>70686238
They usually fund their enemies, as I think Tyrion or Tywin says sometime in the show,
>>70686238
They immidiatelly decide to put Podrick Payne on the Iron Throne or perish in the attempt
>>70686190
>>70686203
Okay brilliant financial wizards, explain it to me. Also, as a reminder, Westeros isn't exactly using modern capitalism. I legitimately want to hear your explanations.
>>70686356
>raising a city of people killed by fire
You haven't been paying attention have you?
>>70686356
>The Tyrells escape to Dorne
screencap this
>>70685541
>>70685578
>>70685594
>>70685679
>>70685784
>>70685829
>>70685952
>>70685997
Are you all seriously too retarded to understand a plot from season fucking one?
>the dagger comes from the royal armory according to Cersei, who was telling Jaime. Thus she had no reason to be lying.
>they both agree Joff probably stole it.
>Littlefinger was telling Cat lies in order to gain trust for himself and sew mistrust between Starks and Lannisters.
>He literally just made up a story off the top of his head, and Tyrion had nothing to do with it whatsoever.
Its like you aren't even watching
>>70686367
how do you think she got the role?
Why am I so fascinated by this bitch if I find her ugly?
>>70686367
He's married, but you just know.
>>70685569
YOU
JUST
KNOW
>>70686389
Uhh, just watch the show/read the book(s). Look at everything the lannisters have done while "in debt"
>>70686238
They back Stannis the Mannis and fail even then.
LF using the money and the Vale to get the money back and take over could be an option for a storyline desu.
TARG FUCKING SHITS
>>70686391
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would raise a city after burning it with wildfire
>>70686405
She's far from ugly
Littlefinger killed when?
>>70686437
Hahah
>>70686403
>>70686416
NO
Does he not see that she's just using him? is he so niave as to fall in love with a literal whore? does he not read his own books?!
I don't want grrm to lose it all ;_;
>>70686362
How did they get those horses to lay down like that?
>>70686391
Well what if most of the people die from fumes?
>>70686238
If you can't pay, they fund your enemies.
>>70686433
waifu is bestfu
>>70686469
http://grrm.livejournal.com/414465.html
dude she's just his side bitch, he's married
>>70686466
Stop tossing him around like he's some nobody and will be killed off by Sansa or some lords in the shortest time possible. He is Littlefinger. He is CIA. He is climbing up the ladder. You just wait.
>>70686504
She's a shitfu but I like her smirk and her tits
>>70686469
His wife probably knows. And GRRM identifies with Tyrion the most, right?
>>70686486
It's wildfire m8, it'll spread and burn those bodies too.
Caches of it hidden up the ass
>>70686322
Uploaded it anywhere yet?
>>70685862
what is pedro doing? whose hand is that?
>>70686532
she is bestfu
>unarmored savages get slaughtered by pikes
feels good
>>70686394
>>they both agree Joff probably stole it.
Go ahead and state which episode this happened in friend.
>>70686536
>>70686536
Tyrion is his favorite character.
Sam is who he says he identified with most
>>70686433
How much do you want to bet that she teams up with Sophie and Maisie now and teaches them how to slag better
>I was a young slag just like you once. it's an art...slagging. I can teach you how to be the best
>>70686523
>>70686529
But anon, Sansa's a big girl for CIA
It is known.
We all know what happened when CIA met a big guy for him.
>>70686582
They dropped that plotline in the show because they figured that show plebs wouldn't care about something that happened 3 seasons ago
>>70685601
>ashara
>not lyanna
ayyy
LADY STONEHEART IS COMING AT LAST.
GET HYPE.
LAST FEW EPISODES OF THIS SEASON GONNA BE GOAT.
K
I
N
G
>>70685601
There's absolutely no reason to keep his mother a secret if it's not Lyanna.
>>70686640
Mind showing solid proof, dear faggot?
>>70686640
>people unironically want goofy zombie catelyn in a season where they've already brought back jon, the hound, the mountain and benjen
jesus
>>70686640
I hope so. Also there had better be 2 more whole seasons left, not 2 short-ass ones. they need to "make the 8" to wrap all this shit up properly.
>>70686587
>I'm so fucked
Rhaegar's real last words.
>>70686572
No
>>70686586
She's a lesbian, anon
>>70686585
So he probably has a thing for women who have publicly been with other men, as long as they have a heart of gold. Nothing wrong with that.
post the arya in the canal with the sweet girl face pls
>>70686563
no iv never uploaded a heroes map before
Its fully playable tho
impeccable
>>70686690
>Tis the season for bringing back those thought dead.
It's why we're getting Syrio next episode too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjnLDuWNCA8
you really can go far in hollywood being a jewess
>>70686675
There isn't any, but the fact they're mentioning cat(specifically how she died) and the red wedding, thoros and Walder Frey appear in this season but no mention of Berric.
It seems fairly likely that we'll get some stoneheart action going on.
>>70686604
I don't know, I'm too drunk. If this season is the last for LF, I'm dropping it
>>70686690
>goofy zombie catelyn
Sounds like you hate the most legitimately threatening person in the Seven Kingdoms right now.
>>70686701
>All is revealed
ftfy
FRIENDS. DID YOU HEAR? SYRIO FOREL IS BACK
>>70686743
Aren't you slightly more interested in this set? Not trolling.
Tommen being champion of faith is even better than cleganebowl.
Why don't they ever show major character reactions to the news that White Walkers are in fact real and heading for the wall? What the fuck did Sansa and Brienne even say to that when Jon informed them?
Why did he threaten to cut his throat if he was going to hang him? No wonder the old dog didn't buy their bluff.
>>70686778
You're in the show for the worst actor and the worst character?
>>70686778
I guarantee you'd stick around.
Maybe not during the offseason, but I bet I'd see your trip here next season
>>70686809
and nobody didn't see it coming
>>70686822
and he wins though divine intervention
Can someone who's read the books tell me something.
How or why are the Bolton army so good at battle? Where did they come from and work there way up? or have I got it wrong and will the Vale just destroy them in BoB?
>>70686840
It was basically to show how incompetent he was.
>>70686809
everything in this season is pure fan service
>>70686809
>>70686859
It's not him.
>>70686811
I saw it last year on watcheronthewall already
I'm not a fucking pleb who discovered it on /r/freefolk last week
>>70686840
because he is a moronic inbred Fray
>>70686870
because they are inside a massive castle
>>70686904
>frey
>inbred
sorry kid, they aren't you
>>70686891
Nine of those are syrio
>>70686791
>a bunch of thugs hanging peasants and some random freys
>threatening
they'll get fucked in the prologue of tWoW when they fail to free edmure from the convoy
>>70686840
>Lotta loyalty for a fish that's black
>Or perhaps he's wondering why you would cut a man before throwing him off to hang
That's a weak meme, I'm sorry.
>>70686809top kek
Why do the Others look like such shit in the show? They were described as beautiful in the books, they look fucking awful here.
>>70686925
Syrio=Euron
>>70686951
It's the best we've got. Gotta make do.
>>70686958
It's the best we've got. Gotta make do.
>YFW this happens
>>70685754
Kings landing = Castle
Highgarden = Rampart
Winterfell = Tower
Wilding = stronghold
Dorne = academy from heroes very
Casterly Rock = Dungeon
Dragonstone = Dungeon from heroes very
>>70686857
Yeah yeah of course I will, but you know. I've been here since season 1. First time tripping.
>>70686405
Ugly or not, she still has charisma.
There's something with the way she looks at and smiles that shows that she's really good in bed. And probably fun to be around.
Or, like some fa/tg/uys would say; Average Looks, High Charisma.
>>70686958
>Why do the Others look like suchawesomenessin the show? They were described asawesomenessin the books, they look fuckingawesomehere.
>>70686996. .
>>70686958
Because D&D didn't read the books
>>70686675
https://twitter.com/johanneshaukur/status/740656599396712452
https://twitter.com/johanneshaukur/status/740633078650044416
He's been teasing us and answering lots of tweets. The fact he's not allowed to say yes or no means he's bound. Doesn't mean she's in this weeks but maybe a hint at Episode 9 which is traditionally a big episode. Episode 8 is called "No One" whereas Episode 9 is called "Battle of the Bastards" so thats definitely the Ramsay vs Jon moment.
We know Sansa and Jon are gathering forces and Rickon is held hostage. The reveal of Lady Stoneheart would be a mind blowing moment as the north story arc comes full circle with a lot of big characters there now.
>>70686587
THEY WERE ON HORSES
>>70686958
They are beautiful you shitlord.
Fuck your human fucking shit standards of beauty
>>70686840
its a nod to the plane scene from the dark night rises
Sophie Turner is a horrendous actress.
Sansa Stark is a horrendous character.
>>70686922
most of them are portrayed as described as frumpy and oaf-like fuckups. Walder is a disgusting old man that fucks so much that he has no idea how many bastards he has. He even goes so far as to name several people the exact same name or a variant of his and name several other grandkids another identical name. They are the hillbillies of the series and have power because they happen to have a castle that blocks the path north.
>>70685922
Mfw Sophie did the same with Kit Harington in the episode where they reunite...
>>70687093
And you have a horrendous opinion
>>70687093
rude...
>>70686466
Unless Dany kills him he's gonna make it out alive. Dude is way too smart to fall for some trap and cares too much about his life to risk too much.
>>70687093
true. but jon and sansa together, make a good character.
