watch this without cracking up
>>70679796
Is this for real?
>>70679796
Was Moses really a green vampire?
>>70679796
That's my green jesus
is this racemixed baby
>>70679796
It looks great? You can't even notice that it's CGI
>>70679796
Does this happen when an elf rapes an orc?
>>70679796
Once green babby started screaming I lost.
why is he an angry widdle babby gremlin?
>>70679796
SOMEBODY
>>70679796
this cant be real
>>70679796
I just did, now what?
The babby Thrall was acceptable.
Drakka was pretty shit in some of the scenes early on and the ripped Gul'dan x Durotan fistfight was really fucking bad.
Also Khadgar was the best part of the movie.
That Shrek baby stole Henry Cavil's hairline.
>same babyshit as guardians of the galaxy ending
This confirms that its a r*ddit tier flick for low IQs
>>70679796
>>70680316
>Gul'dan fistfight
This didn't actually happen, did it?
>tfw Draka was way hotter than Garona
How long is this movie? I need to know when to start drinking because for some reason my gf wants to see it tonight.
lmao
>>70680494
2 hours
>>70680509
what an actual fuck
New Gremlins movie?!
![orig_3DFX[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3C3LI9M.jpg "orig_3DFX[1].jpg")
>>70679796
powered by
>>70680494
>not sneaking in shots
jej
>>70680509
JUST LIKE MY VIDEOGAMES
>>70680509
brutal
>>70680555
>tfw drinking my dinner tonight
>>70680585
Oh trust me I'll be doing that too, I just don't want to set foot in the mall where the theater is sober.
>>70680509
>full cgi
>'extras' still nolan tier terrible
kek what are those guys in the foreground doing
>>70680480
There is a Mok'gra or whatever the fuck, some sacred duel thing between Gul'dan and Durotan. Apparently noone at the fucking studio got the point of being a warlock and made Gu'dan as ripped as Durotan.
>>70680634
They have a scene just for that too
>>70680509
Jesus christ that should be in the background at most. Putting that front and center is downright horrifying. Are the chinamen really this easily satisfied?
>>70680694
>walking around calming
>diminishing returns are going to start kicking in
come on
>>70680316
>Khadgar was the best part of the movie.
>babby Thrall was acceptable.
pleb
>>70680509
>hand clipping through neck
>delayed snap
HOHOHOHOHOOHOHOH
I'm going to get high as fuck and watch this
Don't even care about the lore just want to see Shreks and Gimilis fucking eachother up and laugh at the shitty cgi
>>70680509
Watch the footman on the right.
>>70679796
BK Night Shift Manager/10
>>70680681
>implying the Fel doesn't make you ripped as fuck
>>70680509
>mfw kids born today will probably enjoy vidya in their teens that looks like this, probably vr too
>mfw I'll probably be too old and too incompetent by then
>>70680509
what is that fucking guy with the blue shit on his head on the right doing?
>>70680111
it cant be...
it looks too real to be real.
>>70680770
underrated
he's doing this, basically
>>70680694
what the fuck
>>70680802
looks like classic wow mate
>>70680770
>Dance off, bro. Me and you.
BRAVO BOWIE
God damn it.
I remember back when Warcraft 2 first came out and all I could hope for was that someday someone would make a movie out of it.
I didn't care how shitty it looked I just wanted a movie of it, and I bet you all did to, but either 50% of you are fucking anti-shills or have let your autism consume you because the fucking movie is actually out now and you guys can't even like it one bit.
God damn it.
>>70680111
realer than real life
Just post scenes with travis fimmel
he was so fucking awful it was hilarious
>>70680839
I love it and it's just like Orcs and Humans I played when I was 6 /tv/ just needs to fuck off with this anti hate everything bullshit.
>>70680770
He's fucking bustin loose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xGplLxrN_A
just like when I pick up my wife's son.
I don't know anything about Warcraft but judging from the webms in this thread the movie looks pretty entertaining. I'm going to go see it when it comes out here in Straya, it should be a ton of fun if nothing else.
>>70680815
>>70680680
I do extra work in vancouver where this movie was filmed. Can confirm that most of the extras here are overacting wanna be's waiting for their big break or people that just don't give a fuck and basically try to intentionally "accidentally" screw up shots so they can get into overtime.
>>70679796
leave Shrekino to me!
>>70680906
It's a really fun good Fantasy movie just make sure you see it in 3D at the least and if you can Imax 3D.
I got an early screening in 3D and thought it looked amazing like Avatar 2.0 then I saw it normal/2D and it didn't impress me as much.
>>70680815
>>70680834
>>70680770
Oh shit, my fucking sides. cant breath
>>70680681
>Gul'dan obeying sacred orc laws and not just cheating with fel magic
it was quite bad movie. scene transitions and specially those leather tier armors were really bad and dialogue was not great either
>>70680316
Khadgar sucked. did that guy win a fan contest or something? i have a hard time believing he was a professional actor
>>70680839
See everyone was praising this movie since the critics shat on it. But then it got popular in China so now it's shit. It's all contrarian opinions.
>>70680906
Its actually not fun at all unless you're a complete brain dead pleb
Literally age of ultron 2.0 almost
>>70680494
tell her to go fuck her bull and leave you alone
Someone please post the scene with the thunder spell. I almost got up and left the cinema at that point.
>>70680993
>See everyone was praising this movie since the critics shat on it
You mean tasteless /v/ teens
This movie has been confirmed shit since the first trailer by locals of this board
>>70680993
i think you mean everyone was praising the movie before they'd seen it. then it leaked.
>>70680906
China please
>>70681057
>fa/tv/irgins
>ever right
lad status: wew
>>70681021
If only life were that simple.
>>70680191
>when an elf rapes an orc
I love that doujin
>>70680906
Shill pls go
>>70680906
[shitposting intensifies]
>>70680509
>that guy on left slapping his own butt
>>70680807
>what is that fucking guy with the blue shit on his head on the right doing?
the dougie
So whats the problem? Real life human babies are also fucking disgusting
>>70681239
I'm laughing more because people pay actual real money to watch this.
>>70681091
Then why are you here every day trying to be part of our board?
I've never played Warcraft and assume if I go see this it will have distracting callbacks to things I have no referent for.
That being said, it looks so bad it's great.
>>70680770
>>70680509
>>70681262
>our
Haha, holy fuck.
>>70680770
yikes
>>70680509
RIP the only black guy in the movie
>>70680770
Did they get Tarantino as an extra or something?
>>70680509
>Striking a pose mid fight
Why does the film look so bad? It's not just the CGI.
>>70681383
>implying Orcs aren't niggers
>>70680694
He said it only works for a minute or so.
I liked that line
>>70681040
>for azeroth
>>70679796
>oh shit someone picked me up
>NORMIE HUMAN SCUM
>RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
shills BTFO
>>70680906
nah mate, it's a seppo shitter through and through
i'd rather eye cold a stone sheila and griffy her parents than watch this piece of shit
OH NO NO NO NO
>>70681333
>>70680681
I don't know if you noticed but all male orcs are ripped as fuck.
>>70681333
>>70681666
Roger Roger
>>70680694
The worst part of the movie is the transitioning shot between Stormwind and Goldshire where they show a terrible looking murloc by the river bank and play its noise from the game.
>>70681273
It's a 90% adaptation of the very first game from 1994 this is where the callbacks would come from.
>>70681773
that part made me laugh out loud desu, i mean what were they thinking?
>>70681626
>i'd rather eye cold a stone sheila and griffy her parents
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>70679796
I did crack up, the whole theatre did
![W.C.2016.HDTC.720p.X264-NoGRP.mp4_snapshot_00.47.33_[2016.06.10_10.12.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3de5HJF.jpg "W.C.2016.HDTC.720p.X264-NoGRP.mp4_snapshot_00.47.33_[2016.06.10_10.12.12].jpg")
needed more of this tho
>>70681788
But this is plain wrong because the first warcraft game had no fucking story. The purpose of this movie is to give it a story and to do that they are mainly referencing WoW and established history from the Warcraft games.
>>70681773
Yeah fuck that hilarious scene that caused the theatre to erupt in a guffaw.
Fucking shit movies with their shit good scenes.
REEEEEE
Y'all keep on hatin'
I liked it and i want more.
>>70681866
Only you
used cuck
For the love of god someone please tell me the line "yesh me lord" is uttered at least once
>>70681857
>the first warcraft game had no story
Guess how I know you haven't played the game anon?
>>70681809
>>70681773
lol was it this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qMPpnCvCZvw
Bravo Dunkacchino
>>70681866
How is lame fan service what constitutes a good scene?
>>70681851
Is there no shot of her face?
>>70681894
yeah it was
>>70681920
Rotten Tomatoes drone detectes
Learn to appreciate movies and form your own opinions
>>70681892
I haven't played it and maybe thats an exaggeration. Correct me if im wrong, but the Warcraft games barely had a story until Warcraft 3. And in the original games the orcs were straight up bad guys.
There is no way you could extract a serviceable movie script from Warcraft 1. Only by using content written after that game.
>>70681920
It's not even fan service though that is how the world is in warcraft..The lesser beings are doing there things off to the sides of paths and stuff.
>>70680509
>>70680770
>>70681773
god damn this movie will be great
>>70679796
bruh look at this dood
>>70681965
Not an argument.
>>70681976
And this is why you're retarded.
Everything that happened in this movie happens in Warcraft 1 with a few things changed.
In the game Garona is mind controlled by Gul'dan
Khadgar's hair turns grey when he helps Medivh
Medivh is Garona's lover not Lothar
Lothar cuts off Medivh's head he's not crushed
Dalaran isn't floating yet
Minor things but besides that the rest of the movie is all in the game.
Warcraft games have always had a deep story you pleb.
>>70681788
it's more of a post-warcraft-3-ification of the first game's plot in a broad way that bares little actual resemblance to it
>>70682030
>judging films from watching mute webms on your phone
>>70682078
You're trying to explain this to people who are satisfied watching the chinese 720p camrip when the movie needs to be seen in 3D.
>>70682053
Not that poster but he's right its just orcs and humans.
>>70680973
that's exactly what happened
>not even watching the cam before shitposting
its on pulocker you lazy faggots google it
>>70682113
Any movie that needs to be seen in 3D is automatically pure trash. How does a gimmick visual effect improve the story, the pacing, or the characters?
>>70681887
>he still wont answer
You need to be much more transparent if you're going to pretend you're not a complete and utter pleb my tasteless friend
>>70682171
Because of technology that makes it amazing in 3D and supbar when not.
If you need this explained to you I'm assuming that you never saw Avatar in Imax 3D or The Hobbit HFR in Imax and you're an idiot and don't belong on this board.
>>70682171
how dare you
>>70682078
>Age of ultron is good movie
I knew you warcraft drones were plebs but this just takes the cake
>>70682204
>Avatar
>Hobbit
OHHH BOY.
>>70682180
Not him but heres why the murloc scene was lame.
There is some good fan service in the movie. The polymorph reference worked and didn't bother me because it actually affected something in the film. The murloc was just a distraction in the foreground making its characteristic cartoonish noise. It just stinks of laziness.
>>70682122
>watching this great popcorn flick on your shitty screen at home
sorry bro, can't hear you over glorious dolby sound
>>70682204
it sounds more like you're just trying to justify the higher ticket cost to yourself.
The movie wasn't filmed in 3D. It was a cheap post-production conversion, just like every other movie since avatar.
>>70681941
There is, I just finished.
>>70682204
Truly I have seen the error of my ways. Great 3D masterpieces like The Hobbit™ and Avatar™ are pure kino.
>>70682171
I've actually seen it in the quote unquote "correct way" and its not good
Trust me this ape trying to compare it to Avatar has no idea what hes talking about
>>70682270
of, not on
>>70682214
>what is context
I guess The Shining is some shitty teletubbies movie
>>70682267
I don't have to justify ticket prices because I'm not poor.
I go and see every movie at release and I always go to the nicest theatre.
>>70682276
The films might not be great but they look amazing and if you don't think that you're a fucking idiot.
>>70681832
wouldnt ya like to dabba at that thunderbox joey, ya shunty cunt
>>70682356
Well thats completely irrelevant then. Visually the movie looks fine and I didn't have to see it in 3D to think that. The problem is the pacing and the 'Hey remember this from the video game?!' things shoehorned in.
>>70679796
This is a >>>/b/ tier thread. Hilarious that you cunts make it so obvious you're new.
>>70682320
>the hobbit 1, 2 or 3 is a good movie
I knew you warcraft drones were plebs but this just takes the cake
>see this at theater with a coworker
>he constantly says shit like 'OH THIS EXISTS IN THE GAME OH AND THATS A POLYMORPH YOU CAN DO THAT IN GAME'
went to see it a second time by myself to enjoy it better
>>70682474
This isn't actually in the movie is it?
>>70682474
I forgot how kino this movie actually was
>>70682474
What is gravity
Baby don't pull me
don't pull me
down more
>>70682507
you had to tell him "stop sharing this moment with me, we are not friends or family, we just happen to work together"
>>70682592
yeah
>>70682672
where is the upvote function!?
>>70682474
hated hobbit 1+2, couldn't bring myself to watch 3
wacraft was 6/10 for me, better than the majority of capeshit. Music was fun, characters were likeable (but simple) plot moves very slowly and the dialogue is clunky. Action ranges from mediocre to decent.
>>70682507
So was he saying that literally every time the movie cut to a new location since pretty much everything in the movie is also in the game.
>>70682592
It was a metaphor
>>70680770
>>70680480
>>70680681
Except Gul'Dan eats fucking shit and has to cheat with magic
They even show he is NOT as built, nowhere close
>>70682740
This isn't that bad desu. Sure it's still pretty shitty, but compared to everything else in the movie. The legolas rubber CGI is the worst bit, with a honorable second place for elves jumping over dwarves.
>>70679796
ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY MILLIONS DOLLARS
>>70682592
It is
>>70682214
I always see this gif. What the fuck is wrong with it? It looks fine.
>>70679796
green dindu baby
>>70680509
looks better than The Hobbit
>>70680316
>the fistfight scene
>bad
Sorry about your taste
>>70682474
>>70682740
the difference between this and Warcraft is that in Warcraft almost all of the CGI is this terrible.
>>70682765
dude was constantly talking. Even telling him to stop would only work for 5 minutes
>>70679796
Jesus Christ is this real?
>>70682474
it's dumb but i can live with legolas having supernatural agility. what bothered more was Bilbo easily killing/knocking out a bunch of orcs by throwing small rocks at them and it being given no dramatic weight at all that this character we've come to see as a reluctant fighter/adventurer is now some kind of lethal badass.
>>70682961
No, it's computer animation
>>70682931
The guy that was supposed to be an old warlock fart was ripped as fuck, but the dude who was actually supposed to be battle hardened - Blackhand died in one hit.
What the fuck.
>>70679796
something about the way he enters the screen from below just gets me everytime
>>70679796
is that the new Shrek movie?
>>70682961
realer than real my friend
>>70682946
>terrible CGI
ok literally everyone Ive asked that saw the movie is saying that the CGI was great. The only people saying that the CGI sucks are torrenting kids on 4chan
>>70683057
Are you pretending to be retarded?
Gul'dan was way skinnier than any other orc and lost the fight, so he used the Fel
Blackhand died to showcase how strong/pissed Lothar was who already had a fight scene two minutes ago against a much higher powerlevel enemy
>>70683097
it's hit and miss mostly
>>70683055
lol wat
>>70683097
CGI itself was near impeccable. But sometimes the human soldier extras didn't know what the fuck to do in fights and that made it feel off.
>>70682910
That delayed track zoom is mostly what seems to piss people off. Like a forced "found footage" move.
>>70679796
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>70682474
Between that and Azog bursting out of the ice my brain revolted in the theater
>>70682740
wait, is that Gandalf or Saruman? or one of the other mages?
>>70680694
I though depicting magic in movies/TV was illegal in china because it corrupts the mind of the people?
>>70679796
tfw your hairline will slowly, but surely end up like that, and I'm only 20.
>>70680509
where are you getting these clips from? if it's a hd torrent link it
>>70680509
is he having a seizure or something? ahahahaha
>>70683488
I'll link it if you buy a ticket.
>>70680807
you never seen a knight's helmet before m8?
>>70683097
>>70682946
>The only people saying that the CGI sucks are torrenting kids on 4chan
This. Saw it last night and I thought the cg was incredible. Of course these faggots watching shitty low res cams are gonna think it looks like crap. What do you expect from neet degenerates who can't borrow $12 from mommy?
>>70681499
heart rips in half
>>70682740
This shit was Christopher Lee's last performance. He deserved better :(
>>70682204
3D is a gimmick liked only by morons who need to be constantly stimulated by some sort of pseudo-action
>>70682204
>3D goats
>not mentioning How to Train Your Dragon or A Christmas Carol
>AVATAR WAS GUD 3D
plebs fucking get out
>>70683055
i hated how they didn't get a correct race/accent cast
>>70683716
Wrong, voicing this thing was.
>>70683716
Then, he should have said no to what was clearly a bloated, CGI pile of shit.
what game?
>>70682371
im aussie and even this went over my head lmao
Leave vidyakino to mgrgrgrgrblbl
>>70679796
it was meant to be funny
>>70679796
WOW, that's such a shocking contrast when compared to how realistic the game is!
>>70683057
>
well he's had his arm chopped of like 24h ago, just got given the fel, and is carrying all those bones on his back, plus lothar had a sword and is agile
>>70683873
Something not looking realistic != Something looking stupid
>>70683665
>father's day weekend
>Millions of american fathers would rather do nothing us than sit in a movie theatre, over eat, and watch their salad days play on the big screen with their families.
Smart as fuck, shit's going to make $100MM opening week
>>70683097
ahahahah, ikr, like 'omg Duncan why did you make the movie in 480p in Russian?!?!? REEEEE'
>>70683918
Fathers day is next week bruh
>>70683831
it looks kinda like him
maybe its just me, but i went in with very low expectations. the mage scenes and magic cgi was dope.
im sure the gamers of the franchise enjoyed it for what it was.
>>70684046
Where is this from? Its genuinely unsettling.
>>70683972
damn, well I fucked up
>>70684046
this is the scariest thing I've ever seen
>>70684046
One of the Twilight movies. They considered using it until they actually thought about it.
>>70680509
I love the orc slugging the human on the left
he just stands over him after he falls like "holy shit I didn't think he'd go down that fast"
>>70684122
i remember the final product not being much different
>>70683768
inb4 sexism
>>70681499
almost the worse actor by far, only second to the Ragnar Lothar
>>70682037
You're correct up until the third act. Orcs were supposed to burn Stormwind to the ground and send Lothar fleeing to Lordaeron with the survivors
>>70682910
digital snap zoom is cancer
>>70684046
holy shit, this is fucking awesome
>>70684072
>>70684116
>>70684122
Apparently the plot of that twilight movie/book was some dude wanting to fuck the baby, so they decided it was a good idea to make it sexier with cgi for the audience.
thankfully
>>70684163
they came to their fucking senses and just used a "normal" looking baby.
>>70680694
Why does the armor look like such shit? I can't get over it. It looks like a cosplay. A good one, but still. Could they not have gotten anything other than plastic for their multi million dollar movie?
>>70683055
Only one elf in the entire kingdom is asian, how does that make even beging to make sense?
Shouldn't they all be mixed if they live in the same geographical zone?
>>70684303
It's too clean.
>>70683055
Elves confirmed for being a different species.
>>70684303
blizzard forgot what metal looks like ever since about 2010. Everything is hard rubber now to them.
>>70684327
I usually complain about things being too dirty and worn in films because it just looks dumb and unrealistic, but in this film everything is so ridiculously clean it looks fake
>>70682910
It looks like that gif of the RC lawnmower taking off into the sky
>>70682037
Dalaran didn't start floating until wrath of the lich king.
>>70684046
Both the animatronic and the cgi babby in that movie are creepy as fuck.
>>70684543
>Not having reading comprehension
>>70679796
It's fucking hilarious. The whole movie is almost a case of so bad it's good. Almost though.
it's actually complete shit.
>>70682977
Hobbits are naturally proficcient at throwing shit, that's just how they work, says so in the fucking books. That's why Merry and Pippin knocks out Uruk-Hais' wearing iron helmets with small rocks.
Is just how it is.
>>70679796
Fucking shitskin
>>70683055
The whole movie was SJW as fuck and a cringe festival.
>>70685070
This is true, though it's hard to decipher what Tolkien literally means a lot of the time, so every movie and video game writer tries to interpret it in the way that lends itself to the medium.
Like Tolkien might write that hobbits are particularly sufficient at throwing things, but this doesn't really describe if they're assassins with rocks or just pretty decent at throwing trash away from across the room.
Same with elves and being 'incredibly light on their feet' which gets interpreted as weighing literally nothing.
>>70679796
>race mixing propaganda
What is wrong with being proud of your family and race?
>>70685287
I'll agree with you on this one, I think it would've been better if they threw with extreme ACCURACY instead of the power we're showed in the movies.
Bilbo bullseying an Orc in the fucking heart or eye would've been bombass
>>70679796
Can someone explain to me why thrall looked like a draenei when he came out of Dragga's butthole? fucking vile way to be born desu and on top of that it looked like Dragga cucked Durotan for some draenei cock.
also, am I to understand that Garrona's mother, an orc, fucked a Draenei? like, why the fuck would you stick your dick in a beast, if you have delicious draenei pussy.
and how come Garrona could speak draenei, orcish and english?
>>70685993
Thrall was pretty much stillborn and turned blue due to lack of oxygen.
>>70685287
>Same with elves and being 'incredibly light on their feet' which gets interpreted as weighing literally nothing.
The scene with legolas walking on top of the snow while every other character, including hobbits, were waist/neck deep in snow was in the book though. So that literally translates to some magic form of functional weightlessness.
>>70683055
>Asian elves
What did he mean by this?
>>70686080
was it? I remember him running over it like those bird that run over water quick or him being agile enough to walk on icy stones above the company (or maybe that was my teen mind putting 'realism' into the text)
>>70679796
>shittest cg of this year and years to come
>jewish propaganda
>all of this in a movie based on one of my favorite games
Thanks Blizzard.
>>70682846
Is it just me, or did Gul'Dan get bigger as he was stealing life from Durotan? Like I think it was on purpose. At the end when Gul'dan is bearhugging Durotan, he looks twice as big as the start of the fight.
What's an orc baby supposed to look like
i mean human babies look pretty weird to
>>70680509
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK
Ok, you CG could be fucking bad, BUT WHY THE FUCK HIS NECK SNAPS LIKE 0.5 SECONDS AFTER ORC SQUEEZES IT?
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK BLIZZARD, DID YOU EVEN HAVE A FUCKING QA FOR THIS MOVIE?
>>70686295
>jewish propaganda
This is proof that /pol/ is full of facebook-frog posting retards. Warcraft and WoW was huge with 4chan but you wouldn't understand that. The game came out in the mid 90's, before your birth lil babs.
>>70679796
"vidyakino"
>>70680151
>Thrall
>Jesus
If you have to push any kind of religious imagery, Moses is way better.
Instead of just going around telling everyone about the good news and doing a new miracles then leaving almost all of the job to his disciples, Thrall actually leads people.
Case in point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2A3LaYDlHM
This could totally be reworked to be a Warcraft montage with what is to become of the orcs in the near future.
>>70679796
Jokes on you beta virgin
All the girls in the audience Awww'ed and loved it
>>70682474
Post him riding that horse on the bridge where you can see a fucking poor keying green around it.
>>70686624
Not him, but I'll do you one better familia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0WDfNKX0Os
(Jump to 3:40 if you only want to see his Hobbit shit.)
>>70683376
Saruman
>>70684046
Nice use of content aware scaling.
>>70680839
I still want a film about Illidan and Malfurion but I want it to be better than this
>>70681773
>murloc noise
oh shit i might have to go check it out now
>>70679796
>watch this without cracking up
impossible
