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How is he going to fuck these things up?
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How is he going to fuck these things up?
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>>70676495

He'll make a third movie for each
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>>70676526
Implying he wont fuck things up at the first movie.
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>>70676495
"Jordan, they're waiting for you in the test chamber!"
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>>70676671

the joke


your head
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>We wrote these characters but when we went to cast it, one of the things I had felt, having been to the Emmys a couple times — you look around that room and you see the whitest fucking room in the history of time. Its just unbelievably white. And I just thought, we’re casting this show and we have an opportunity to do anything we want, why not cast the show with actors of color? Like not for sure, and if we can’t find the actors who are great, we shouldn’t, but why don’t we make that effort because it wasn’t written that way and isnt that the cooler version of doing this as opposed to saying ‘this is an urban show’. It fucking kills me when they call something ‘an urban movie’ like its a separate thing, like ‘its that thing over there.’

>So we started casting the show and we have some wonderful actors and I direct the pilot and its just not very good. its sort of this thing that was just sorta obligation-based. I felt especially guilty based on the fact that we ended up casting the show as we did because it could then be used, even if its never said, as an excuse for the networks to say ‘see, look what happens when you cast a show with people of color, it fails miserably.’


JJ Abrams on why he chose Idris Elba to play Gordon Freeman
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I can understand a half life movie but literally what would portal be about other than glados
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>>70677804

you think JJ advances the plot of films?

It will just be the game you can't play dumbed-down down and over faster
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>jj looks like gordon freeman
>he casts himself as the lead
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>>70676495
Isn't he Jewish?

Blatant propaganda shit is my bet.
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They design the combine to look like nazis
Screencap this
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>>70678460
Why is every person in TFA ugly?
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Gordon Freeman, is that you?

>http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/03/12/jj-abrams-portal-half-life-movies-still-happening
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>>70676495
Already done...
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they'll be pretty good.

Half life and portal were never that good to begin with
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Im so sick of this revolting kyke
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>>70676495
With his jew penis-nose.
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No god please not make him stay from these at least please please please fuck I hate so much everything he does is mediocre and yet everyone loves him please god don't
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hating abrams is a top tier meme like hating Bay
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His movies are stable flicks. He'll do fine.
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>>70679936
that's Dan Trachtenberg
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>>70677790
lul
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>>70678857
because they're not white
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>>70676495
All is forgiven if and only if Christopher Walken play G-man.

God Mode: Rick Moranis play as Dr. Isaac Kleiner
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>>70676495
Pic related will be next
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>>70680586
b-but J.J. san...
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>>70680586
Wouldn't be surprised tbqh famoloid
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Gordon will be black.

Shell will be the ''true'' hero somehow, arguably the person who resolve everything.

Lense flares.
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>>70680463
Only when JJ is working on something else like Star Wars. All the Clovers are from JJ masterplan.
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Those games have fun gameplay, but not so good story. It doesn't matter who'll make them.
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>>70676495
By making brand name movies and putting slight ripped off designs of aliens at the end of movies he produces because he's too lazy to direct.
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>>70680586
How many times do you reply to your own post?
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>>70680586
>ywn see her with 4 boobs

Why live
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>>70680356
Go back to /v/
GO HOME GAMER GUY
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>>70680559
>They manage to get Rick out of retirement
I would watch this movie twice at the theater.
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>>70680692
NO THE MOLOTOV MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!
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>>70680661
No seriously this.

Gordon will be black.

Chell and alix will me a thousand time more relevant.

and there will be loads of lense flares.
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>>70680586
fuck off
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>>70680693
2 or 3 times, to lure them in
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Black useless Gordon.
MC is Alix and Chell.
Lense Flares.
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>>70680586
Fu
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>>70677804
Hardcover Henry filming
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>>70680743
You mean this because of God Particle? Or this just something else? I need source!
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HALF LIFE: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES
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>>70680586
ZIMBABWE
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>>70676495
There is no way he can't fuck it up.

Or any other director for that matter.

Because there is no story.

These are videogames.
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>>70677804
About a fat guy in a bunker with a daughter complex.
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>>70680738
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Black Gordon.

Plot focus on alix and chell.

lense flares.
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>>70680958
To be fair it is organic.

You try flying while yo ass is being roasted but fucking rebel peasants.
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>>70680949
Still a better movie than anything this year.
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>>70676495
i don't even like jj but how is he supposed to fuck up vidyashit that only has gameplay going for them? just because a story seems complex to /v/eddit doesn't make it complex.

inb4 some /v/edditor explains how deep and clever the story of those meme games are
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>>70676495
dumb /v/edditors

shut up with your crossposting

you're more and more cancer every day, cant even separate your videogame reaction images for /v/ instead of posting /tv/ related ones here

dumb newfaggots
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>>70680586
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>>70681100
>>70681112
wew
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>>70677705
That's my name!
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>>70681133
>>>/v/
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>>70681033
You should try a choose your own ending novel.
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>>70681017
You mean the Resistance...
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>>70680677
you couldn't be more wrong top kek

keep your dumb until opinion to yourself
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>>70681364
explain to me how the stories of those games are in any way good, outside of vidyashit and the /v/eddit echo chamber?
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>>70676495
No more fuck than any other video game franchise.

If only Portal & Half Life were popular on China...
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>>70681472
Have you play any games other than Galaga and Pac Man?
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>>70681228
No, that's my name. Get your own.
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>>70680586

Fuck you
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>>70680586
>>70680586
Fuck you
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>>70681568
yes I have, and vidya stories still suck and are mostly schlock compared to books or movies.

but please, explain to me how Half Life and Portal have great stories (outside of vidyashit)
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>>70681568
fucking final fantasy 7 had better story than valve games and it was still a "game tier" story
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>>70680586
whats his catchphrase?
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>>70680586
pls no
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>>70680586
kill yourself my man
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>>70678925
He literally just needs to play Ironman but without talking
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>>70680586
wow
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>>70680586
It fascinates me how people override all logic and lack of superstition to respond to this post

Love you mum
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>>70681989
Freeman is 25 years old.

Jr is 50 years old.
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>>70682017
>Love you mum
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>>70678925
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>>70682116
Love underdog stories
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>>70680586
Ew
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Any news about the God Particle movie?
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