http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/finding-dory-film-review-901456
>Its heroine may suffer from short-term memory loss, but it's the viewers who ultimately leave this aquatic adventure braindead. Feeling driven more by commercial exigencies than by vital creative impulses, this 13-years-after follow-up to Pixar's fifth feature serves up enough shards of humor and visual distractions to keep small-fry happy, but for anyone no longer eating crayons and glitter at snack-time, you might be better off finding Dory in the Walmart DVD bargain bucket at Christmas.
PIXAR IS DEAD.
Where were you when Dreamworks became the GOAT© animation studio?
>>70676324
>Where were you when Dreamworks became the GOAT© animation studio?
Not under Comcast it won't be.
Leave Pixarkino to me.
Making sequel to finding nemo is weird choice, considering how much time passed and that all those who have seen the first movie is now grown ups who unlikely would watch it.
>>70676324
Don't worry, Disney will make this review disappear or be drowned out in due time.
Am I the only one who thought Dory was the single most annoying thing about Finding Nemo?
>>70676498
Are reviews starting to appear on RT yet?
If not... that's not a good sign. Inside Out's circlejerk started on RT about 2 weeks before its release.
>>70676514
No.
>>70676401
Save us, Brad-sama
>>70676447
Toy Story 3 and MU were tailor made for those who watched the first ones as kids and now are going to college, this one will most likely go for a similar nostalgic angle
>>70676514
No, but she's voice by trendy lesbian Ellen Degenerates...er, I mean DEGENERES.
Im sure Disney execs will get that tomato-meter back up to above 90%
>used to work at an oil change place
>tv in the waiting room played finding nemo constantly
>>70676599
Just like they did with Cars 2 huh
Finding nemo was funny because of the sharks, dentist, crabs, seagulls an the fish in the tank. Not dory
>>70676649
yes, exactly.
>>70676676
B-but muh memes! Muh Ellen!!
She was supposed to be the chosen one!!
CLIMBING UP ON MY WIFE'S SON'S HILL
>>70676649
Cars 2 was better than the first in every way.
>>70676679
really makes you think huh
>>70676729
I know, I actually watched it at the theater
but the shillometer is rotten
>>70676514
I'm with you
>/tv/ is about to be wrong, again
>>70676890
But Up sucked ass. Like the first 3 minutes was great but anything else? Complete shit.
>>70676890
>that excerpt
Hmm
>>70676890
thanks for the pic. I now need to update my disney paid off critic list
>>70676890
Has /tv/ EVER been right? Exceptions on obvious shit like Ghostbusters and F4ntastic
>>70676921
nice meme
>>70676890
is this the face of a nu-male?
>>70676941
Everybody agreed that Warcraft would be a major hit despite biased criticism against video game films
>>70676890
Thats a weird pull quote. I wonder who could be behind this.
>>70676975
Nah, it's the face of a man forced to give a Pixar film a good review because his wife's son liked it.
>>70676890
>why we make sequels in the first place
>WE
hmmm....
um no it won't flop, everyone grown with the finding nemo guarantee watching this, it's a classic. Why suddenly so many anti Disney/marvel here on /tv/? trying so hard to be a /v/eddti?
>>70677001
>daily reminder Cars 2 had 4 positive and 1 negative to start off before the flood of negative reviews came in
Also
>implying critics care about rehashes if Pixar is the one doing it
Let's not forget Toy Story 3 has a 99% on RT.
>>70677010
the /v/editors are the ones unironically talking about marvel and Disney movies you fucking faggot. you have to go back
>>70677010
Disneybot, pls tend to your spellcheck functions.
>>70676921
Agree with this. The story was shit. Utterly forgettable.And I don't think an obvious trick of pointing out 'old people die is sad' is clever either. It's emo writing 101
>>70677010
Idk. Why are you shilling so hard for Disney/Marvel? They line your pockets?
>>70677010
Thank you for your contribution. 15 cents has been deposited into your MickeyBucks(TM) account.
>>70676324
>Hollywood Reporter
>same people to publish 'Anonymous Oscar Ballot' series
>same people who have shed light on voters lack of knowledge or general apathy towards animation
>same people who have minimized the legitimacy of the 'Best Animated Feature Award'
>unafraid to tell truth about Pixar film despite coming backlash
Is there are more based publication?
>>70676921
The first three minutes weren't even that good; just a hamfisted emotional sucker punch.
>>70677117
>ham-fisted emotional sucker punch
So no different from the majority of Pixar's recent batch of Oscar-baiting films?
>>70677099
>tfw no MickeyBucks account
>>70677055
no not at all, all the hater happened after bvs flop. So must be something happened here.
>>70677039
i'm sure they're from /co/ they have the same thread but they talk here on /tv/
>>70676324
>Changing the setting from Australia to California
What were they thinking?
>>70676890
I'm sure the 5 star hotel and the free iPad didn't hurt, either.
Thanks Disney
>>70676592
Does she and other people mispronounce her last name on purpose so it sounds like "the generous"?
>>70677180
I would love to see what happens behind the scenes, and how critics are treated by Disney when they have to review a pre screening.
>>70677174
>The scene where Dory swims through the LA river and gets pricked with a dirty syringe
a little dark for a kids movie, don't you guys think?
>>70677027
What are you on about? Toy story 3 was excellent. The only weak installmentr was 2, and that was at least an 80 in my book.
>>70676324
That's what they get for pushing their gay agenda.
>>70677234
>LA River
would be a legitimately interesting and new setting and a good contrast to the first, even for one sequence. of course Disney won't do it because it's not streamlined and polished enough
>>70676890
Remember when all these shills were saying Inside Out was Pixars best film ever?
>>70676514
No.
But everyone else thought she was quirky. The problem here is that nobody realized that quirky side characters only work with a buffer.
Without that buffer you realize how bland that character is, more so if you make her the main character.
>>70677375
This film is complete garbage. I legitimately do not know how someone over the age of 10 likes it. And I like most Pixar movies.
>>70677239
Toy story 3 was nostalgia pandering and "muh deep epic emotional death scenes"
It was forgettable as hell. But does Bruce or the other sharks come back?
>>70677239
Bullshit.
Toy Story 2 was about an immortal character dealing with his own form of mortality and at the end of it he accepted his fate and learned that it doesn't matter how things end as long as you make the most of life while you can.
Toy Story 3 had to regress Woody's character to being a selfish idiot obsessed with Andy wanting to play with him forever just so they could tell a basic as fuck story and sell more toys and merchandise.
>>70677453
nah it was perfect conclusion of the trilogy, until Disney wants to milk it more
>>70677453
This
Andy went from being a normal kid who would eventually outgrow his toys to being some sort of autistic planning on taking his wooden cowboy doll to college with him.
>only the main toys from Toy Story 2 return + those stupid fucking "the claw" things he's held onto for some reason
>>70677478
Toy Story 3 relates to the kids who watched the toy story the first time, how you need to let go your beautiful childhood memories as a past and grow up.
>>70677494
Toy Story 2 ended things perfectly.
Anyone who saw Toy Story 3 and overlooked what a shameless cash grab it was to legitimately think it was going to remain a trilogy is a fucking retard.
>>70677586
Which is what Toy Story 2 already did.
The movies were about the toys not about Andy.
>>70676941
Who is this /TV/ person?
>>70677453
>>70677478
>>70677605
>tfw you share a board with people like this
>>70677665
I think he hangs out that piece of shit hacker who calls himself 4chan.
>>70676401
Brad is our only hope.
>>70676581
Monsters Inc was that old and the was a Toy Story 2 as well.
Those are not comparable.
So what's the general consensus on this board's favorite Pixar movie? I know most are kind of shit, but I always was partial to Ratatouille
>>70677552
>Andy went from an assumption he'd grow up to actually being portrayed as growing up.
Wow, that sounds awful.
>>70677759
Finding Nemo is 13 years old
>>70677794
>>70676975
>chiseled jawline
>nu male
quit trying to throw your memes everywhere
>>70677777
My favorite is The Incredibles by far.
Pixar is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.
it begins...
When did Pixar start losing its magic, anyway? I get the feeling it was around the time Lasseter began to focus more on Disney's in-house animation department.
>>70676324
HERE IS PASTEBIN
http://pastebin.com/uxdM3YCs
>>70677880
I think its cause you got older.
Leave 3D animated kino to me
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>>70677777
>>70677817
Incredibles for me too. It's like a capes movie done right. The setting, visuals, dialogue, voice acting and story was top notch. Favourite thing about it was it had that kind of 50-60s retro art deco theme, which was cool.
Obviously not enough lesbians and trannies and muslims. Up the quotas!
So much cynicism in this thread. Maybe it's a good movie, guys.
Wow, everything Disney buys turns to shit eventually. RIP Marvel and Star Wars.
>>70676324
>claiming kids movies are dead
sure thing OP, go back to studio ghibli then.
>>70677010
I doubt everyone will flock out to see it. Toy Story 3 and Monsters University weren't just well timed to make nostalgia dollars, their themes of leaving your childhood behind, and dealing with entering university reflected what most kids who saw the originals in cinemas were going through at that point in their lives.
But what's the hook here to bring people who loved the original back and make it relevant to them? I loved Finding Nemo as a kid, but what about Dory's story will be relevant to the people my age who saw the original in cinemas? Because from the trailers I don't see it.
>>70676890
Up was fucking trash aside from the first 5 minutes.
>>70677494
>tfw Disney is about to ruin a near perfect trilogy with Toy Story 4 next year.
>>70676921
>mommy i just done a meme
>>70678261
>implying it's not going to be a 399% RT quadralogy
>>70678296
>implying it won't be 398% when based Armond shows up
>>70677777
Ratatouille is my favourite too. It feels the least formulaic of Pixar's movies.
Also, nice quints.
>>70676401
>the man who made Tomorrowland
this is the best you can come up with?
YES YES YES
WAR CRAFT
WAR CRAFT
WAR CRAFT
WAR CRAFT
WOOWOO
>>70678260
Fuck you, it was great ;_;
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_iURv6S0MU
Disney is back on top as the animated king!
Finding Nemo was shit and is so overrated, I was 10 or 11 when it came out and thought it was shit even then.
This will not flop, normies have been looking forward to this for years. But if it does, I will rejoice.
>>70678467
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsG2S_1PRnk
Everyone says the married life sequence is the saddest, but this scene just tears my heart in half.
>>70678568
NOT ENOUGH
THEY NEED TO INSERT THE FISH INTO THEIR VAGINA AND ASS HOLES
DOUBLEPLUS PROGRESS!!!!!!
>>70678568
ya'll shitlords need Pics R
>>70676561
it's got six fresh and the one rotten, the consensus so far seeming to be that it's a good movie but a bit of a retread
>Elen Degeneres
The studio has to blame only itself for the flop.
>>70678568
They're just in one scene and never explicitly said to be lesbians though. Did anyone expect differently?
>tfw this will still get praised as progressive and a huge step for equality because DISNEY did it.
>tfw Laika beat Disney to the punch 4 years ago with ParaNorman having an openly gay character in a kids animated movie, and nobody seems to care.
This shit Disney pulls is tokenism so they get puff pieces written about how progressive they are, without actually doing anything to be progressive. ParaNorman didn't do much more, but it at least started a dialogue about it with kids asking their parents "why did that guy say he had a boyfriend?"
>>70678681
She's one of the most liked people in the country. Nice try, tardmouth.
It's still gonna make $3 billion.
>>70676890
Wasn't this the same Jew that took a page from the guy who gave Dragonball Evolution a 4/5 by saying that Warcraft was the new Battlefield Earth?
>>70676324
>adult doesn't like children's movies
Big Shocker in this millennial age.
I knew the movie would be shit as soon as I heard Salisbury Hill playing in the trailer.
>>70678989
Nah that was some guy from The Wrap.
were they really doing so badly when they made consistently good one-off movies that they had to resort to sequel shit?
>>70676447
Just stamp pixar's name on it and it will sell
Remember Cars 2?
>>70676676
I liked the sea turtles more than dory
>EL OH EL she's speaking whale!!!
>>70676514
No, she's even more obnoxious in Norwegian.
It's also just an annoying plot point "oh she can't remember and this makes conflict and funny moments"
>>70676729
Here's what you want (You)
>>70679049
Sequels are easy money. Cars 2 was the beginning of the end.
>>70677494
Toy story was perfect to end after 1, 2 and even 3. Toy Story 3 was a good movie on the surface, comfy ending and fun references like the claw. It's first when you dig into it and examine it that you see how much if a cashgrab it is.
Also really really sad they're making toy story 4
>>70679183
What aspects you didn't like?implying you've seen it
You literally made most of that paragraph up.
>>70678895
The ParaNorman gay character reveal was fucking hilarious.
>>70679251
It had no purpose, it was a badly forced plot and no real connection to the previous. It was an unecessery sequel. It also seemed to take from the short car snips that used to run, they had a small episode with a tokyo theme.
Bugs Life 2 when?
>>70679490
Antz is the superior ant movie, homie
>>70679541
nu uh!
>>70676324
Pixar was never good
>>70679330
Yeah, I like that it worked on different levels. People who care about gay representation can appreciate it for that, but if you don't then it's just a funny twist thatthe stupid oblivious jock was actually deliberately avoiding Norman's sister's flirting out of awkwardness because he doesn't swing that way
So it wasn't shoehorned in, but the punchline to a great gag without being homophobic either.
>>70679586
but people adored them, I'm sorry if you have shitty childhood
>>70679612
Pixar sucks
>>70679575
Yuh! Uh!
>>70677777
checked
>>70679612
You're an idiot.
>>70676975
When did Dennis start doing reviews?
Lol more like Finding a New Job for pixar emplyees lmao
>>70679666
of course, satan
>>70679740
(you)'re a tasteless faggot
>>70677817
>No incredibles 2 that follows the older parents and prime kids
Weird how Incredibles was one of the only movies they made that just seemed to have nothing bit hte movie, alot of thier other stuff have little spinoffs and shorts, but not Incredibles, unless I missed something.
>>70676592
Haha, nice one bro! Fuck dykes, amirite?
>>70679841
Brad Bird protecting his intellectual property. He's lucky he did that before Pixar was bought by disney
>>70676890
>and by "We" I mean me and my wife's bull Jayqwon, we're currently working on a sequel to our smash hit "Cuckshed"
>>70679841
Good. I'm tired of sequels.
The story is nicely wrapped up, no need to continue it.
>>70676324
Preeeeetty sure Zootopia is doing ok
>>70679891
wow, biting satire! you sure got him!
So not enough lesbian couples then?
>>70676729
dont understand the hate for cars 2 t b h
>>70676324
>Flops
Well, it's because men are sexist and homophobic and hated the two lesbians from the trailer, movie is perfect the problem are men.
>>70680002
people hate redneck humor and larry the cableguy is a maincharacter
>>70679841
Pretty sure there was a short included on the DVD called Jack Jack Attack.
>>70679104
the cars movies were made to sell more merchandise. they made 3.4 billion dollars from toy sales between the 2 movies
>>70676890
why would Dennis give this a positive review when Dee is in it?
No one really cares about Ellen.
Her ship sailed years ago.
Also the plot of this movie seemed paper thin, like it was supposed to be a short that got expanded in to an hour+ movie.
>>70680002
yeah, it was better paced, the new characters are awesome and had plenty of great action. Maybe people didn't like the main character switch and genre, and don't forget how little the follow-up from the predecessor. But as a movie, it was entertaining
>>70678430
One bad movie in his career doesn't make him a talentless hack.
>>70676649
You do know Cars 2 was an obvious cash grab. Especially considering merch alone from Cars gets over a billion in revenue. But lots of redditors were okay with the cash grab because they thought the extra cash for would mean their other movies didn't have to be cash grabs/sequels. How wrong they were.
>>70676401
Honestly it's going to be shit, there's no need for an Incredibles sequel.
>>70676324
but will Armond like it?
>>70682013
There's no need but there's a desire for it.
And a sequel doesn't feel forced since the kids will grow up and we can follow how they adjusted to the superhero life along with how society perceives supers again.
And if the sequel sucks, we can forget it existed.
>>70682168
>There's no need but there's a desire for it.
Nailed it. It really is a perfect little movie, and if the sequel plays off new tropes of the genre, I'll be happy.
Let's actually thank our lucky stars we don't have an Incredibles Universe with a fucking Frozone spinoff and two prequels and shityet.
>>70677810
I thought nu-male was more a state of mind than looks. I mean looks can help to identify but actions are the ultimate deciding factor. I mean if he looks manly but likes to be pegged by his girlfriend, in an open relationship no less, than he is a nu-male.
>Where were you when Dreamworks became the GOAT© animation studio?
it's clearly Walt Disney Animation
>>70676401
Pixar's last hope. Not even joking.
>>70677270
pretty sure that started when they hired one of the biggest representatives of the lgbt community as a voice for the first movie
>>70677810
Those glasses say otherwise.
>>70677777
Up. People who pull the "first ten minutes" card have no idea what they're talking about. Carl Fredrickson is the best character Pixar has ever written.
Close runners-up are Ratatouille and Incredibles.
>>70676324
Pixar died the instant the talent moved over to Disney. When Disney bought it, they should have created a clear line- all the princess/singing movies are made by Disney, all the rest made by Pixar. While Disney did an excellent job, Ralph and Zootopia should have been made by Pixar while Brave made by Disney.
>>70684330
ayy lmao
>>70684330
stop
>>70684330
i've got immunity cat so fuck you
Disneys animation studio cannibalized all the talent that Pixar had. Disney buys Pixar, suddenly
>tangled
>wreck it Ralph
>frozen
>big hero six
>zootopia
All of these made over a billion dollars
>>70684330
fuck you man and fuck that stupid show
>>70684756
Only one of those is worth watching thoughNot wreck-it ralph
Steve Jobs should have never sold Pixar to Disney.
>>70678430
That was written by Damon Lindelof
>>70676514
Just wait til we meet her cccraaaAAAZZZzzzyyyy parents (:
did anyone unironically believe this movie was gonna be good.
even the name fucking sucks. a quick cashin on a kids movie. Disney has fallen hard lately.
>>70684330
hahaha great meme XD
>>70682013
At least people want it, unlike Cars 2 and 3.
>>70677777
Probably considered a "basic" answer, but toy story. Seen it countless times and the humor still holds up. Went through several vhs tapes from over watching it as a youngster.
>hey look I'm woody howdy howdy howdy
>>70684330
reported
>>70678568
>fish are fags, not food
>>70684330
Not again...
>>70678568
Its sad that something like this is news.
>>70680035
Better than the movie. Never have I crushed on a fictional character movie more than that babysitter Kari
>>70676514
Its going to be bullshit when this is hailed as progressive at the Oscars while Zootopia, a much better film directed by a gay guy, will be snubbed.
Fuck Pixar road trip movies.
>>70678895
Fox news got mad fucking triggered over ParaNorman, it was great.
>Pixar makes a charming original film featuring an original story derived from tropes found in classic film, while it also pushed the boundaries of realistic rendering in CGI, in the fashion of previous Pixar originals
>very little recognition, only people interested in animation appreciate it
>Pixar releases a flashy sequel to pay the bills since nobody wants to see a "boring" Pixar film
>"LOLOOOOL IT SUX PIXAR IS FINISHED GUIZE"
meanwhile Toy Story 4 is in production and literally hundreds of original stories/ideas get shelved
Pixar isn't the problem, it's the dumbasses who flock to see sequels of their favorite characters while original films fail at the box office. Critics are guilty of this shit too, when they review something like the good dinosaur with "I guess it's ok" and when it comes to sequels they rush to make the most negative, flamboyant review just to hate on a popular studio.
>>70685361
>Fuck Pixar road trip movies
fuck you, UP did it and it was a great movie
>>70676401
Based Brad is gonna deliver Pixar's finest masterpiece with The Incredibles 2. Just watch.
>92%
OP BTFO
>>70676514
>It's ok, I speak whalese
>*ahem*
>Triiiigerr waaaaarninggggggg: Cishet patriarrrrchyyyyyy and ableismmmmm
>>70684330
Dick
>>70686598
this picture contains nothing said that is wrong
>>70688085
>Dreamworks this year
>KP3 is literally only a servicable sequel
>Trolls looks NOW WATCH ME WHIP-tier
Yeah, this isn't a great year for them
