>give them a 12 minute sob story about their mother dying of cancer
>the contestant falls in the first 5 seconds
Why do they do this?
>>70673969
becaaaaause the obstacle course does NOT give a FUCK about your dead mammy!!
>Japanese version
>good mix of wacky contestants vs. serious ones
>bang out their runs one after the other
>that crazy ass announcer
>>70674070
GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE PYLE
>>70673969
If they win we get an emotional story of success!
>implying people will actually succeed
>>70674076
I miss watching the Japanese version.
At least Iron Chef America understood the fun of it all.
>>70674076
At least they zoom in on the action in this one despite the shitty editing
>>70674076
But the Japanese one they're like starving fisherman not a bunch of tryhard parkour e-celebs.
>American version lets you take as much time as you need
>Japanese version gives you 3 minutes or gtfo
>>70675827
>trained people vs skinny poor gooks
Gee,I wonder which one would make better ninjas
they did the same thing to battlebots
>>70675898
Seeing as how gooks have actually won the real contest, probably not the little parkour faggots.
>>70675936
This isn't finished and they have added in new shit.
It's like Chopped
>Inevitable female chef
>Probably has piercings, tats, dyed hair, and/or hipster glasses
>"I've had to work hard to get where I am today running my own specialized catering business. I'm here to prove women are just as capable chefs as men."
>Chopped in the Entree round
Every fucking time.
>>70675931
That is a flawed game show period.
Give it about 6 years when the tech is better and it will be g8
>>70675959
>w-well they might win
They won't win because they're actually timed in the jap version unlike the steaming American shitfest
>>70673969
>TODAY OUR CONTESTANTS WILL JUMP OVER A BUCKET AND ON A SCOOTER.
>WOW WHAT AN AMAZING POWER
Japs are superior deal with it
>>70676053
Most of them lose/win in under 3 mins anyways so there is no point in timing it.
>>70676265
Wrong last time I watched all of them took 5 minutes or more to win. But keep thinking they're just as good with no victories at the big competition. Hooks are better, even malnourished fishermen gooks lol.
>>70676363
Whatever you say cuck.
I doubt you've even watched this new season.
They had like 20+ contestant's and each got 3 mins or less,the gooks know their version is so boring so they have to add shitty humor and the 3 min gimmick even though most trained people could finish it in less.
>>70676488
Is that why every time an American would appear on the original Ninja Warrior they'd fail each time?
>>70676488
You sound like an upset loser who tried but couldn't even make the watered down American version, you'd get schooled and embarrassed by the ematiated jap fishermen, how does that make you feel?
Do they still do the Japanese version? Haven't seen it in years
American version is decent enough, but the japs blow it out of the water.
>>70676820
Because Americans didn't give a shit before only weaboos.
No even the nu males from buzzfeed can do most of the obstacles.
>>70677018
Now*
>>70677018
sure
>>70673969
>be me
>bored one night b4 bed so I turn on the tv
>whoa! American Ninja Warrior??
>loved the jap version back in the day when it aired on g4!
>w-why are they telling their life story? Just run the fucking course!
>contestant fails on first challenge
>need to now hear about next contestants tumor or about their mom dying
>immediately turn off tv
Didn't think it was possible but they ruined ninja warrior
Takeshis castle is superior
>>70677286
this.
takeshi was best
