>watching movie with a friend
>he pulls out his phone and looks at it
>>70673405
Should have better taste in movies to share with your "friends" then
>watching movies with anyone else
>watching movie with a friend
>he doesn't shitpost on /tv/ throughout the whole thing
Don't watch bad movies
>>70673528
>finish a movie
>they don't immediately go to wikipedia
>Shooting heroin between my mom's toes
>She gets mad when I start getting a boner
>>70673566
nice
>>70673566
>>70673593
>2.48mb
nah, no thanks
>>70673696
>autism
>>70673405
>watching a movie with parents
>they ask for you to pass them the cover so they can read the blurb while the movie is playing
just fucking why?
>>70673696
>2016
>Having a potato internet connection
Join the first world already. Actually don't, fuck off we're full.
>>70673738
I thought you meant the covers like a blanket and read the blurb was a euphemism for hand stuff at first.
>>70673738
>watching a movie with dad
>look back at him ten minutes into it
>he's asleep
fucking old people I swear to god
>>70673405
>About to watch a movie with a friend
>He pulls out his phone to check the movie score on cancerous site IMDB
Fucking normies.
>>70673812
He had a long day working to keep you fed in chicken tendies and hot pockets you ungrateful little bastard. He doesn't care about your Korean animes, he has a double shift tomorrow so you can get the nuggets shaped like dinosaurs instead of the round ones.
>be really excited about Pacific Rim 2
>tell my brother that they are working on it
>he just keeps staring at his phone
>"oh and the Star Wars guy is in it"
>lets out a "wehh" noise as he enters his room
>>70673405
>watching movie with a friend
>she pulls out my dick and sucks on it
WATCH THE FUCKING FILM YOU PLEB, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO MIZOGUCHI IS?
>>70674065
>tfw you thought that name was made up
>watching a christian family movie with a friend
>suddenly he starts sucking my dick
jesus no
>>70674052
Your brother is based and you are gay
>>70673405
>try to hug my dad because I feel like I'll regret not doing it once he's gone
>he asks if I'm gay
>>70674211
BTFO
>>70674211
fag
>>70673405
>Watching a movie with a friend
>See the outline of a phone in his pocket
>>70674211
>Bring home girl and have sex with her in my bedroom when I was a junior in high school
>Walking her out see my parents sitting on the couch in the living room at the bottom of the stairs right below my bedroom
>Fuck, they heard me, I'm dead
>Turn around from seeing her out and my dad is standing there with a huge smile on his face
>He says "I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT YOU WERE A FUCKING FAGGOT!" and walks into the kitchen
>Mom sits on the couch shaking her head disapprovingly at me
>Go upstairs and sit in silence thinking about all the times I just now realize my dad was treating me like a homo
>mfw
>>70674065
>she
>>70674561
>>Mom sits on the couch shaking her head disapprovingly at me
so she wanted you to be gay?
>>70673405
>friend wants to go see a movie and asks you to go along
>the movie is shit
>>70674727
Sounds like she lost a bet
>>70674211
>be me sitting on the couch watching /tv/
>dad walks up and stands right in front of me wearing only his silk Scooby Doo boxers
>I calmly ask him to go get dressed
>he replies, "what're you gay?"
>>70674727
I have a feeling she did yeah. My mom's weird.
>>70674786
Ahahahahaha!
>>70673405
>watching movie with a friend
>says he has a phone
>>70674828
>dad walks up and stands right in front of me wearing only his silk Scooby Doo boxers
Is this your dad?
>>70674786
>parents guessing the race of the athletic young stud that would pound their son's boypussy into submission
>they think the girl's moaning and screaming are his
>bro dad wants to meet the guy and firmly shake his hand
>turns out it's a girl
son I am dissapoint
>>70674864
>Scooby Doo
that's Charlie the Dog you fucking millenial
>>70674983
wat
That guy reviews Scooby Doo cartoons on his YouTube channel with his boyfriend.
>>70673970
Kek
>>70674137
>tfw I share a film board with plebs like you
/film/ never should have died
>>70674211
>tfw my dad passed last month
>all i wanna do is hug him one last time
do it anon, you wont regret it
>>70675642
Even if your dad calls you a faggot and pushes you down and says "YOU EAT FROM THERE" and points to the dog's bowl then starts barking at you? Because that's what my dad does.
>>70673469
>watching movies alone
what are you, somekind of a freak`?
I do that. A lot.
>>70675678
It's just banter m8
>>70673970
underrated
>>70673970
>like dinosaurs instead of the round ones
>>70674052
that's cause Pacific Rim was shit and your brother has good taste
>>70673405
having male friends is gay
>>70674211
>try too suck my dad is cock
>he asks if i'm gay
what the fuck
>>70675682
>not having to be with someone else 24/7 because of crippling insecurity and self-loathing
Yeah what a weirdo amirite?
>>70676250
Having female friends without fugging them is also gay.
>>70675098
>Implying knowing that is a good thing
Fucking faggot
>>70676395
You're out of your element Donny.
>>70673405
Your movie was dull.
>>70676395
>Knowing something that anyone who has posted here for more than a month knows makes you a faggot
You. Go fucking back.
Him and his boyfriend made a video reading 4chan comments too you fucking newfaggot, lurk moar.
>>70673405
>Watching a movie with my phone.
>My friend calls me.
>>70676765
>fapping while watching pornkino on my phone
>mom calls
>>70676844
that greentext image combo is straight kino. 9.7/10
>>70676352
who said i wasnt?
>>70673405
>watching movie with a friend
>he pulls out his dick and looks at it
>>70676844
A clue! A clue!
>>70678070
>pulls out dick and start tugging it
>>70676500
uh literally been here 5 years dont know who you're talking about and the whole pose you're taking is BAD
>>70678070
You didn't give him a cheeky handy or blowey joey?
Shit friend you are m8.
>>70678153
>been here 5 years
>Thinks he isn't a newfaggot
Fuck off newfaggot. You weren't even here for LOST.
>watching old reruns of Baywatch with friend
>he gets a boner
>>70678189
>tfw you're the only true ultra oldfag here and remember when half the board was literally Terrence Malick meme threads
>>70673696
>Australia
>>70678302
>Not remembering when the board was Balkispam, Hawkeyespam, and Kristen Bell is our Queen threads
Sheeeeeeeeit.
>>70678189
I WAS ON /V/ DURING LOST I AM SORRY
>>70678365
>Balkispam
Forgot about that. We didn't know how good we had it until it was gone.
