>Character calls up a pizza place
>"YES, A LARGE PIZZA PLEASE"
>Doesn't say what kind it is
What?
One beer.
>leave restaurant without eating or paying
Alternatively
>home alone
>never eats the Kraft Mac n cheese
>>70673108
I usually say this when I'm at the pub. Never had any problems so far.
>>70672942
It's obviously some 'go 'za
What else would it be?
American pizza is a greasy fatty mess. Get your fucking shit together.
>>70672942
I'll have a beer please.
>>70673223
The greasy fat mass that is a pizza binds my shit together very well, thank you.
Check this 'go style 'za I had last night.
>character orders a cheese pizza
>doesn't specify which cheese
>>70673297
The filters. Is this some SCP thing