What's tomato with you?
buy on ferry....
de trout spinners
deli meat tree n that
>>70670784
what now then, knockin' about, innit?
>repeats content as if it's new in the podcast
>suzanne doesn't even exist
>is clearly smarter than he let's on at times
when did you realize karl was just acting?
>I KNOW THAT YOU MAY TAKE A WHILE
>TO COME BACK AROUND
>feeder.... come back around...i'm ricky gervais on XFM 104.9. with me.... stephen merchant.
>hellooo
>and the bald round headed twat, karl pilkington
>alright?
Did they make anymore pilkopants?
>>70670941
>repeats content as if it's new in the podcast
right...
>Karl tells story on local radio station that barely had any listeners
>years later they do a podcast that reaches millions of new listeners
>they ask Karl to tell those stories again
Yep, must be scripted.
Idiot.
>>70671052
you've just admitted yourself that the podcasts are fake, why wouldn't the radio show be? He mixes up details in his stories too, in ways that just wouldn't happen if they were real stories. They just come up with them through the week, we know for a fact Steve does that with his shitty boring stories that change each time too
>>70670941
as ricky and steve once pointed out, they are not talented enough writers to come up with what karl says
>>70671108
If it was "fake" then they would write down the stories and they'd be the same every time.
I never admitted it was "fake".
I said Ricky and Steve remember the funny stories Karl had told them and while doing the podcast they ask him to tell them again.
There have been times when Karl even says something like "I've told you about this, we don't need to do it again".
That's not faking it, it's just Ricky and Steve not having anything interesting to talk about.
As they said at the end of Guide to the Environment: "We've certainly recycled some old shit here".
>>70671187
no, but Karl is. He's just a regular northerner who embellishes his stories, he knows what he's doing.
>>70671308
DON'T
TALK
SHITE
karl has been redditwashed
wet knee houston
You remember big brother? How bout big mother. You call in, you got a big mam, you win a prize
>>70672273
You know the price is right?
How about the rice is right.
I read from a Chinese and Indian menu, you tell me if you want rice pilau or egg fried.
chimp
chimp off the old block
Great ape fruit drink with an orangy tang to it
>>70672392
How bout 15 Taiwan, we get fifteen items, you gotta tell us which ones you think were made in Taiwan
Colon then, educate me
>>70671108
It's not fake, but they're not somehow oblivious - karl fully knows his role, why he's funny and how the show works. It's not candid camera. He was the producer for years before hand and knows how it needs to be.
So of course he's happy to repeat stories, even when he's complaining nonstop he knows its work and he has to do it.
But just because they are aware they are making a show doesn't mean they're all actors.
Little hairy Chinese kid.
>>70672977
Every thread the hairy chinese kid comes up
Christ de berg!
>>70672977
Never see a Chinese homeless though
Fill colon...fill colons....Phil Collins
>>70673252
The thing is though, not sounding bad here, I'm not trying offend anyone.... but they do all look the same.
I can't do any photos cause it's been nicked by a German
>>70671308
>he knows what he's doing
He knows how to be funny, doesnt mean hes acting. Go back to the Russell Brand radio shows and hes exactly the same
>a letter came for me today. it was addressed to mr dilkington
Turns out...little monkey fella.
I just sat by the pool saving insects.
>>70673544
I still dont know why that's so hilarious
>>70674131
ABSOLUTE RUBISH
THERE IS NO WAY A
THERE IS NO WAY A MONKEY
For Christ sake, every time we go out drinking you always shit yourself.
She had a problem with her marrow n tha'.
Why are those three not speaking to each other anymore
>>70671308
he knows he can snap back at Ricky and Steve with a witty comeback before he says it
his stories, explaining things, how he sees the world is all real you mongoloid
him semi acting is in Derek. Even then he's ad living and basically being himself
>>70675571
karl is a borderline aspie recluse
ricky is busy making his shit tv shows and films
steve is busy making cameos in shit tv shows and films
>>70674318
jej what episode is this again?
>>70675571
they are
Steve recently sent Karl a picture of him bald (for his Wolverine 3 role.
>>70675667
>steve bald
Top kek
>>70675713
He actually looks menacing now
I want to lick Auntie Nora's split tennis ball.
>>70675713
Looks like we just found our Judge Holden
>>70675635
>ricky is busy making his shit tv shows and films
Popular and successful. Writes, directs, stars in.
Karl, play a record, you cu.....
>>70675713
>>70675660
12 Jan 2002
>>70675987
he's done him and he's not even there
>>70675987
man 15 years later karl is still roasting steve
>>70675713
Career of a fucking orange.
>alright Kirsty
>DONT. TALK. SHIT
>Were you a tall baby?
>>70676059
I fucking lost my shit when I put 2 and 2 together and realised he was talking about that alien.
Is suzanne fat
>>70676320
Karl has said she's got a fat arse on multiple occasions so it makes you wonder...
>>70676345
Maybe she has a big ass
>>70676320
She's not even real.
>>70670784
Jesus...If I looked like that I'd have killed myself years ago.
>>70676387
Maybe she'sthicc
>>70670784
do all bloody mancs own that same shirt?
>>70676320
>>70676847
NOW everything makes sense
>>70676847
that slade haircut...it must be her
>>70676730
Yeah everyone in manchester dresses exactly the same
>>70676847
Typical manc fucking shit outfit here with the green parka n that
>>70676059
The resemblance is uncanny
Is his actual hometown Sale, Manchester?
>>70677080
>'ere y'are lads shaun ryder, and noel gallagher both have these parkas lads, got a job lot, 20 notes each
>>70676847
>>70676919
>>70677043
apparently she is just a girl that works for sky 1 and they left the office at the same time.
Not Suzanne
