Now that the dust has settled, what did you think about scary movie 1?
>>70665389
Spoof kino
Great movie
Also I met Lochlyn Munro irl at a party. Nicest guy in the world
Watched it for the first time at the beginning of the year tripping balls. Was genuinely mindfucked for like a week that the retarded dude was the killer.
Pure kinemaetographia
>>70665389
No joke, one of my favorite movies of all time. I've probably watched this movie 50x. Ray is the funniest character.
>>70665389
IT WAS THE ILLESTSON!
>>70665389
Call me a pleb but I prefer Scary Movie 2. The whole haunted house thing is just super comfy. To be fair I like both though. The rest are hot garbage and not even worth discussing.
>>70665499
it's unfortunate that the meme of "capy is spoofy is comfy" still continues....
Pure patricians on tonight.
The ghost face man is my favorite, his snickering and manerisms just cracks me up.
I used to think his rap freestyle was the dopest shit I've ever heard too.
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>>70665409
I'd like to see a new one spoofing the witch and it follows
>>70665544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVl3J5L0d98
>>70665499
Totally agree with you there on the sequel but I think the third movie is decent.
2>1>3
>>70666091
>>70665499
both have goat sex scenes.
great fap material.
>>70665389
Kill yourself you retarded little faggot. you probably weren't even born when it came out.
I miss back when the Wayans Brothers made good movies
>>70666561
Are you mentally ill?
>>70665389
One of the few comedy movies i've seen in my life that have consistent laughs throughout the movie. It's up there in my top 50 favorite movies of all time
>>70666665
so close senpai
>>70666091
I'm down with that assesment
>>70666625
Possibly
>>70666665
nearly
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>>70666729
It shows.
>>70665389
It was funny, but it ruined most of the public perception of Scream. Now people think the real Ghostface is a comedic character that falls over everything when he chases someone. Matthew Lillard's portrayal is the closest to Scary Movie's idea of Ghostface, but he was never funny when in costume.
>>70666757
>It was funny, but it ruined most of the public perception of Scream.
I can attest to this. Didnt even watch the first 2 in full until last year because I saw scary movie first.
>>70666745
It doesn't change anything I said about the human garbage that is OP
>>70666817
You're sick man. Seek help.
Nothing you said is provable.
You're a crazy conspiracy theorist.
>>70665389
I liked it when I was 10...
Caught it on tv hasn't aged well
>>70666855
well tv version is censored and cut up to pieces to make more room for ads.
>>70666842
The existence of this thread and that cunts choice to make it prove everything.
>>70667002
>its an aussie shitposter episode
>>70667047
my favourite
>>70667047
Do you disagree that he's a piece of shit?
>>70667143
why is he a piece of shit?
because you have bad taste in movies?
>DUDE I HATE AMERICAN HUMOR BUT I HANG OUT ON AN AMERICAN BOARD ALL DAY AND CONSUME ALL THEIR MEDIA
>>70665389
It's actually a funny movie. Maybe it's just me but I liked 3 a fuckton as well.
>>70667179
3 Was about signs wasnt it?
And 8 Mile..
I don't think I enjoyed that one.
> junior year of high school our math teacher brings in two movies snow dogs and scary movie.
Everyone votes to watch scary movie and she puts in the movie. We have one of those schools where they include retards into normal classes. The retard in the class is laughing at everything along with everybody else. Teacher realizes the movie is maybe not the most appropriate movie for school and goes to turn it off. Everyone balks and she leaves it on the whole class. The next day I get to class first and ask to the teacher. "So are we going to continue scary movie"? She says "no anon I'm worried about retard anon telling his parents and getting in trouble" we watch snow dogs and everyone is mad at retard anon. My friend makes fun of retard anon asking him "do you know you're retarded" and lays into him with insults for the whole 45 minute class.
> nobody comes to retard anon defense, not even the teacher. It was pretty funny
>>70667173
I liked this movie actually. I saw it in the cinema.
>>70667173
>American Board
>>70667435
Thanks for telling your story anon, fucking retards have no place in regular school.
I love the whole premise of the film, Spoofing a Satire of Slasher films it's the best thing the Wayans haves have put out. the Sequel is great too never hit me til I was an adult it was also a satire of House on Haunted Hill.
I watched 3-4 one or two times but they are complete garbage and didn't even know about the 5th one until tonight weirdly enough.
Is "A Haunted House" good?
>>70667673
Trailer looks retarded.
I will never watch it.
>>70667535
Fun follow up story to retard anon
> elementary school
>everytime we line up there is always a line leader
>of course all the alphas always fight over who is going to be line leader
>teacher goes alphas why don't you let retard anon be the line leader?
> they let him be the line leader
> walking along I think to myself I wonder what would happen if I butt in front of him while he was line leader?
> so I go move in front of him and he lets out a retarded scream that actually sounds like REeeeeeee edit what he was really saying was STOP
> the whole way to the playground we are like horses jockeying for position. Never running but sort of speed walking.
>we finally pass the fence and reach the playground and the line breaks up.
> I figured I'd go play some football with the boys and start walking to the field part of the play ground.
> I was walking a long when I get clubbed from behind
> WTF
> turn around and see retard anon wanting to fight me for not respecting his line leader reign .
> I never been one to shy away from a fight
> the best way I could describe his fight style was like one of those inflated waving balloons in front of a car dealership.
> he wasn't punching me but he was clubbing me with his forearms.
> internally I'm wrestling with myself saying do I punch retard anon? Can I punch retard anon?
>YEP
> delivered a punch right in his bread basket and he bends over getting the wind knocked out of him
>it was 96-97 and I was really into wrestling like most kids in my school. And I was fan of Shawn micheals.
> think to myself this is the perfect time for some sweet chin music. I certainly can't pass this chance up.
> retard starts to rise from bending over and I go for the kick.
> miss his face and kick him directly in his throat. And he falls over letting out a choking sound.
> I see this and get the fuck outta there and go play football.
continue?
>>70667673
I saw it once and it was alright but it's the crazy wayans brother and he can get annoying quick.
>>70668164
let me guess how the rest goes
>playing football
>retard still laying there
>finally a teacher sees him and runs up to him
>he's blue in the face
>holy shit I killed him
>never got found out
>lefuckyeahmeme.jpg
>>70668164
> get called to the principals office after playtime
> I was a pretty big trouble maker in elementary so I was a regular I'm the office.
>"Anon why did you start a fight with retard anon?
>explain the situation.
> principal says "anon he doesn't know any better you should have known to walk away and tell a lunch aid"
> my reply was something along the lines of " so because he's retarded he gets to hit me"?
> pretty much anon deal with it.
I get two weeks of internal lunch where you eat your lunch in the office. He doesn't receive any punishment
>>70668606
Got any more?
>>70668674
I feel like at a certain point this thread went meta and it doesn't even know where it is anymore.
>>70668674
Not really other than retard anon was one of those kids who would drop his pants around his ankles at the urinal.
Me and my friend would throw wet paper at his ass and he would run around peeing everywhere. This happened on multiple occasions
