What is the absolute most dog shit movie you've ever seen, /tv/? I have an addiction to them.
I'm not talking about haha so funny xDD so bad it's good movies like The Room or whatever FotM redlettermedia shit everyone is circlejerking over.
I want garbage.
Meet The Spartans
>>70660427
Catacombs. The ending was so satisfying though.
Alphaville
my girlfriend fell asleep during it and then I turned the movie off
>>70660427
American psycho 2
>>70660510
That movie definitely falls into the so bad it's good category.
>>70660427
Year One, The Descendants, Everything Must Go,
Killer Joe, The Star Wars Prequels
The Strangers and Tammy
>>70660457
blep
beyond the black rainbow
>>70660427
wedding singer
>>70660837
p
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Warcraft
Manos: hands of fate
Santa conquers the martians
Day of the triphids
Pootie tang wasnt even "so bad its funny for me", though thats probably what people would brand it. For whatever reason i thought dirty dee and bad bitty were funny as shit, then quality immediately declined. It is the only movie i never finished because it was so shitty. Troll 2 wasnt that bad, and id watch it 20 times in a row before i try to rewatch pootie tang.
>>70660904
yeah nah
![box[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oqx3FVe.jpg "box[1].jpg")
The Box with Cameron Diaz. It's one of the only movies I couldn't sit through all the way. The other was Transformers.
>>70660710
>Year One, The Descendants, The Star Wars Prequels
I unironically enjoyed these movies, I'm pretty sure I just have shit taste.
Or that Twilight parody "film", don't think I finished it though
>>70661039
I don't mind if you enjoy movies I don't like, I just couldn't stand them. Like to me they are good for a one time viewing and then never view again
>>70660427
2001: A Space Odyssey
I'm dead fucking serious. I know it was a technological marvel for it's time, and will forever be held as a significant film for cinema. But it's so fucking boring. If you can somehow watch this movie sober and not fast forward all the overtly long scenes(90% of them) then you deserve a medal.
>>70661147
Stop dave
I can feel it
Dave I'm afraid
Dave
Dave
Dave
>>70661147
little Tommy likes big booms and quips!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlMvollAkY
This fucking movie. This is the only movie that has made me walk out of a theater. Me being 12 and convincing my younger siblings and parents to leave was the easiest thing to do, literally turn this shit on and you will have to evacuate your soul.
>>70660427
Went to the doctor yesterday to be tested for STD now waiting for results. It burns when I pee and my left kidney hurts a bit. There's some blood in my semen when I fap too. What do I have and should I an hero?
>>70660427
Makes the van damme one look like oscar bait
Batman v Superman
>>70661327
There's two of them? now that's interesting
>>70660837
plen af
>>70660884
wut?
>>70660427
Probably this.
Movie 43
>>70660451
Literally the worst thing I've ever watched
>>70660427
>blackenstein
>curse of the swamp creature
>robot monster
>devil story
I'm a huge b-horror movie fan and have happily consumed hundreds of bottom of the barrel shit but those 4 are the only ones I could barely sit through.
Painful acting
>>70660451
Disaster Movie and The Starving Games were disgusting too.
>>70661396
Theres actually 3 if you include the chinese film which was released b4 van dammes
Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. I've never actually walked out of a theatre during a film, but that was as close as I ever have. God, it is terrible.
>>70660710
Oh come on, Killer Joe was good.
Poseidon, with Gene Hackman, Shelly Winters, Leslie Nielsen, the guy from The Wild Bunch and Charlie's grandpa from the Chocolate Factory has to be the shittiest hollywood blockbuster i've seen
Chappie.
>>70661511
The main actress in that is just awful. like she looks and sounds bored all the way through.
>>70661524
Nah, this movie was awesome
>>70660427
tron legacy
Doomsday, although I don't remember anything about it but I know I hated it when I saw it back then and I rarely hate movies
>>70661553
Is that an xtian movie?
y hands down. Mainly because of wasted talent.
That guy from warriors.
Gene motherfucking Kelly.
11/10 Olivia Newton John in her prime.
And a soundtrack by Electric Light Orchestra.
And they still manage to fuck it all up.
The Matrix
>>70661553
I couldn't even fucking finish that one
>>70660427
Urban Menace. It's a snoop dogg film.
>>70661619
I meant Xanady fucking hell
>>70661267
Pleb.
Country bears is goat
>>70661680
A music number from Xanadu. See if you can make it through this cringy shit.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ14DaBkZBs
>>70661327
What is a "Street Fighter"?
>>70660904
>>70661398
>>70661798
Kek you trolling me son? You never heard of the vidya game?
Anyone?
>>70660710
Hey year one was an alright flick
>>70661930
You need to be 18 to post here.
>>70661987
it was bad
>>70661930
Nah, I was just making a reference to a funny line of questioning one of the hosts on How Did this Get Made? asked when they were dissecting the Van Damme Street Fighter. I wanted to see if any one picked up on it.
>>70661147
I agree, needed more snappy dialogue
Here you go, haven't seen it though, but it seems to fit your criteria
can anyone confirm?
>>70660427
>I want garbage.
Literally any movie written and directed by David Lynch.
Date Movie
>>70660427
In the Name of the King. Maybe Dumb and Dumberer.
By no means the worst movies ever, just the two that come to mind where I wanted to claw my eyes out.
>>70660427
Manos: The Hands of fate
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/
Enjoy, Op.
Airplane vs. Volcano
Or something like that
>>70661987
Saw this in theaters after my 8th grade homecoming dance. It wouldn't end.
>>70661443
Fuck off this was entertaining as shit.
>>70660427
The last Scary Movie or Mockingbird.
>>70662038
Never heard of it, but this looks hilarious.
>>70661524
You are dead ass wrong on this one my man
>>70660976
>>70662099
Both of you are plebs and it's likely OP is already aware of Manos considering it's infamous for how bad it is. Entry level shit.
>>70662038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMQ-RoCKa6o
Holy shit I want to see this.
>>70661987
I didn't even know if this was a real movie or not I remember watching it in the thralls of a fever dream high off my ass on meds.
>>70662006
>Street fighter is over 30yrs old
>You need to be over 18
yes you do so why are you posting here anon?
sx tape
yellowbrickroad
boondock saints
the pact 2
jugface
>>70662021
I take it that a YT "show"?
>>70661524
finally someone else who thinks the movie sucked.
alien 3000
One of the biggest regrets of my life is not walking out of I heart Huckabees when I saw it in a theatre. Fuck that movie in the ass. I've hated david o russell since.
>>70662067....................................kek..................................
>>70662273
You need to be 18 to post here.
>>70662226
Easily the worst movie he's been in. Funny story behind it too
Apparently during his intense rivalry with Schwarzenegger during the 80's-90's, Arnold said he wanted to do that movie. After hearing that, Sylvester snagged the roll before him
Turns out Arnold was just joking with him, he knew it was bad from the start.
TDKR, for spawning shitty unfunny memes
>>70661919
>>70662401
>>70662494
You need to be 18 to post here.
>>70662432
>baneposting wasn't the pinnacle of memes
>>70662333
podcast
>>70662424
Kek is that true?
Source?
>>70662226
from the grand master writer of "save the cat"
>>70662218
>people posting a thread full of incredibly surface movies
>this fag tries to act pretentious because people listed something else
Oh yeah, we all know Envy, Date Movie, and Dumb and Dumberer are SO OBSCURE!
Go act pretentious somewhere else.
>>70660427
This. It's a poorly done dub of a low budget CGI kids movie from Europe, but it's got a lot of big name actors that probably did their lines in a day. Nothing about it works.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0763304/
>>70661071
Battle:LA was fine for a flick, but pic related was the one that was atrocious
one of the worst movies i have seen in the past 5 years
Amazing Spiderman 2, puerile garbage, at least 80% of the movie was marketing.and every actor was underutilized, a monkey could have directed a better picture, Josh Trank could have made a better shit version of this movie.
Heavy Metal 2000
>>70662707
>that ending
>>70662731
I forgive it for the sex scene
>>70662118
Airplane and Volcano are both fun. Is it a Leslie Neelson disaster movie?
one of the only movies ive ever just said "fuck it" and turned off
>>70661028
Such a weird style. It really put me off hard. Same goes for Southland Tales. But I can see why these films have their fans.
>>70662808
Speaking of Hallie Berry bombs
>>70661267
This was not good at all. But I respect them trying something new honestly.
Fuck this movie. Biggest waste of time ever.
>>70660427
every Jason Bourne movie.
>>70662631
from this interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG3QDXmqbg8
don't have a timestamp to when he says it though
>>70661443
Atrocious movie. I actually felt bad for some of these actors. Sean William Scott was the only one to actually show up to the premiere.
The Gallows
>>70662929
Thanks looks like a fun watch aniways.
>>70661919
What a strange comparison to make.
>>70662971
np man
agreed
>>70660427
The Room is garbage, though. Anyone who says it's so bad it's good has a birth defect.
>>70661987
Before I start, I'd like to acknowledge that I know this movie is terrible in every way.
But...
I fucking love it. I've watched this over and over and never got tired of it. I laugh every time. I don't care what anyone thinks. Fuck you all.
>>70662905
I wonder why its so highly rated? I mean i think ridley is a great director but i never got the fuss over this film.
>>70663082
As soon as I saw Deadpool I left the theatre
>>70663070
or is just too normal for the likes of you.
>>70663082Weapon X just killed 2 civilians
>>70661987
Holy fuck fuck you for reminding me of this.
My mom rented it one time.
Man of Steel
>>70662766
An ending so shitty it rivals Law Abiding Citizen.
>>70663082
i thought the movie was good. idk why everyone hates it so much especially their version of deadpool.
>>70660427
Probably 13/13/13 or Vampiro. We're talking total b movie dumpster fire here. I recommend them both. I have plenty of other honorable mentions as well. Speed Demon, Prison of the Dead, Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead, and House of Blood. I could probably think of some more, given time.
>>70662847
You need to be 18 to post here.
>>70660427
Sgt. Kabukiman, NYPD
Yeah, I get it, it's a Troma movie, but god damn this movie was just unwatchable.
There's nothing less funny than an unfunny comedy.
>>70660710
I legitimately enjoy Year One
>>70661524
It was fucking awful
>>70663376
>Thinks batman forever is one of the worst movie he's ever seen
Haven't seen many movies. huh? I can't deny batman and robin though.
Jennifer's Body.
Snow Dogs
>>70662733
Just watched it tonight. Worst movie I have seen in at least 5 years
>>70660837
I wouldn't say it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen but I'll agree that it was bad. So far up its own ass.
Only time I have demanded my money back.
The do-over. It's an Adam Sandler Netflix original. The product placement is fucking Ludacris.
>>70660976
I love all of these unironically.
>>70661798
June is that you? Was it still not explained?
>>70661028
Solid answers.
>>70661207
cri evertiem
>>70663356
There's definitely one more I need to mention, tho it might be hard to find a decent copy. It's a relatively obscure italian horror: Night's Vampires. Too absurd and terrible not to mention. Managed to find it on youtube english subbed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=767JhYOe54U
>>70663563
You demanded your money back? Fuck you. You paid for it on your own free will.
The room.
It's actually so bad that it's a work of art.
There was a movie i watched about a vampie (a vampire pie) and im trying to get the movie poster but google keeps correcting me. really awful movie not even worth downloading its that bad.
>>70663807
it was not the hip crime caper the advertisements promised. i don't pay for lies.
>>70663460
Hell yeah, another anon sticking up for Batman Forever. It's not a great film, but the atmosphere and style are the best of any of the Batman films. Plus Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones stole the show.
>>70663774
The cover already tells you its shit.
2Fast2Furious
>>70663935
Yeah, but it cannot possibly begin to cover its magnitude. Seriously, it's... amazing. Manos, the room and such had their shit together in comparison.
>>70660451
first post best post
>>70662226
looks fucking great
>>70663906
You poor fucker.
>>70660710
>The Descendants
Is that the one with George Clooney living on Hawaii or whatever? I remember it being okay.
Iron Heart featuring bolo yeung.
It's abysmal. Many scenes look like they didn't even bother. Effects are high school tier if that.
>>70663376
The third human centipede
actually the most boring shitstain of a movie you could watch
>>70663397
Hey, I'm over 18 and like cereal monkey meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKNZqnJ0hzU
>>70663730
Yeah, you and "Hey, nong man" never did a good job explaining it. I'm quitting this podcast.
>>70662652
I SAW THIS SHIT. I just remember it being horrible. Fuck this movie.
>>70662952
Agreed. Although the one saving grace for A View to A Kill is that it had Christopher Walken as the bad guy. Quantum of Solace was ass too.
>>70663922
>Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones stole the show
Lol no, they were overacting like crazy trying to ape Nicholson's Joker. They were nothing like their comic book characters.
>>70663082
A rare occurrence where the game was better than the movie it was based on.
>>70660451
yoooooo!
>>70664871
wtf is with the little guy coming out of his shoe??
>>70665058
It's Bishop
>>70661147
Die.
>>70660427
wtf is that gif from?
two and a half hours of people stumbling around and mumbling with absolutely zero plot
>>70663376
MOMS
GONNAfall asleep
I have seen Bloodrayne. I have seen Flesh for the Beast. I have seen Dracula 3000. But NONE OF THOSE were as bad as this shit.
>>70661449
I actually thought disaster movie was alright when I saw it. That, spaceballs, scary movie 1-4, superhero movie, Stan helsing, and date movie are in my opinion the only decent parody movies out there. Scary movie, spaceballs, and superhero movie being the obvious top 3.
Defcon 4
It is the lamest post apocalyptic thriller ever from the 80's that makes no sense even if you're stoned
>>70665137
Yeah I would nominate this for not only being the worst but also the most pretentious.
Eyes Wide Shut
>>70665171
Someone post the webm of Whiplash guy changing his face.
>>70661327
The murrican KoF adaptation makes this one look decent. The Tekken one was also pretty bad
The Dead or Alive movie is my guilty pleasure though
>Mai is the main character
>the actress is fucking flat
>>70660933
>>70662808
Call me crazy, but I like this movie. It's pretty camp and has some shit scenes, but I don't see what's so horrible about it.
>>70660427
Jake's booty call was probably the hardest thing I've ever tried to watch.
>>70662652
I went to High School in a cow town in the middle of nowhere. The AP English teacher made us watch this movie to explain what analogies are. Every time a pop culture reference was made she would say it was an analogy... so fucking dumb....
Open Water
Epic Movie
Minions
Titanic 2
Batman vs. Superman
Hobbit Part 3 (I don't even remember what it was called but it was terrible)
Anything involving Jamie Kennedy
>>70662731
I don't remember anything about that movie besides the sex scene....
Anything directed by Richard Kelly is unwatchable pretentious garbage.
>>70661553
I love how they didn't advertise for this movie at all despite it having such a famous cast, I hope Sausage Party bombs as bad as it.
jupiter ascending is the worst movie I've ever seen in theaters. and I saw battlefield earth in theaters
>>70662766
Made sitting thru the first 80 min not so bad
>>70662652
I like how it was a completely different movie in yurop, also this poster makes me feel uncomfortable as fuck.
>>70665774
All of their shit made past the 90's is terrible (besides Van Wilder).
The Pact, The House of The Devil, Angst (pure garbage and the score is shit as well, don't trust Gaspar Noé)
>>70665171
>crui
Why are they incapable of doing Dr. Doom properly?
>>70662731
I actually kinda liked it. The remake of clash of the titans on the other hand, that was dogshit
>>70666518
Same.
I dunno why people disliked it so much, maybe not as good as the original but it was good.
>>70661987
this is where I learned what flan is
>>70664871
yeah this game was dope. probably best wolverine game. evem the cut scenes were awesome
>>70666564
are you me?
There was a Steven Segal movie from a few years back that ended with his wife dying and him returning to some russian whore bride that wasn't mentioned earlier in the movie at all (from what I remember), also the editing was the worst I've ever seen in a film.
I think it was called Kill Switch or something.
>>70662952
Not even the worst bond movies.
>>70666929
Oh wait I found it, it was Kill Switch.
Just watch this shit:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RUjPz7BKjlM
>>70660451
pretty much all parody movies after 2000 are absolute dreck
>>70666977
Yeah.
Moonraker was definitely dogshit.
>>70660710
only the star wars prequels are shit out of that list. also,
>killer joe
>year one
>worse than meet the Spartans or Date Movie
cmon
>>70660884
sure you don't mean the wedding planner? wedding singer is solid sandler-core
>>70665199
that's because you're 15 and have shit taste. go watch naked gun or hot shots you turbo pleb
>>70660427
the gallows
Jonah Hex
>>70662952
I know it's absolutely terrible but I think A View to a Kill is my favourite Bond movie. I have no idea why.
>>70660427
Master of Disguise is some of the most irredeemable trash ever put on film. It rightly killed Dana Carvey's career almost permanently.
>>70660427
Violent Shit
Black Past (1989)
The Dead Next Door (1989)
>>70667301
sounds like someone wasn't turtlely enough for the turtle club.
Unwatchable Capekino
Blade 3 with Wesley literally sleeping through it
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Jonah Hex
Catwoman
>>70660427
The only movie i ever walked out on was 10,000 BC.
Worst movie i've ever seen, 0 redeamable qualities.
>>70662226
This looks genuinely funny. People told me Oh God! was shit too, and that was fucking hilarious. Some times these movies people think are terrible or look terrible or are panned, are really genuine gems.
>>70660427
10,000 bc
"FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU INDEPENDENCE DAY"
only movie I think I have ever rented where I shut it off within 15 minutes...literally the only movie I have ever ended early.
>>70660427
Two of the worst fucking movies I have ever seen were Butcher Boys and This Is The End.
>>70661327
Wow, I forgot this even existed.
Lady in the Water
It was insultingly bad.
I turned it off after 30 minutes and broke the bluray disc in half.
watched it with my sister and her bf, we all hated it.
>Easily the worst movie he's been in.
Oh, but I beg to differ.
>>70660427
Mr. Halloween
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFlikbRimvs
The only film that has been abandoned unanimously by the group half way through
>>70662080
>In the Name of the King
Oh c'mon, that one was fun as hell. Ray Liotta's Shatner impersonation was hilarious.
Now if you meant the sequel I'll agree with you.
South of Heaven
it's like a play or something that I would make in high school with my friends
>>70660427
Sir Billi
>An aging, skateboarding vet, Sir Billi goes above and beyond the call of duty fighting villainous policemen and powerful lairds in a battle to save an illegal fugitive - Bessie Boo the beaver! A heart warming and action packed family movie where thrilling car chases, heroic skydiving and daring stunts from this octogenarian, fueled with encounters with a hostile submarine, will keep you at the edge of your seat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a20oRLJ4v4s
joseph's magic technicolor dreamcoat is the worst movie i've ever seen by far
>>70660710
>The Descendants
Kill yourself my man, that was my fave movie of 2011
>>70666333
Animal House was great.
![compliance[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rl026Lo.jpg "compliance[1].jpg")
This fucking movie.
They basically reshot the leaked surveillance video that I already fapped to but with less nudity and managed to hire an actress who was fuglier than Louise Ogborn and had the personality of a piece of styrofoam popcorn.
They played it so safe with this flick. I've seen Lifetime Movies of the Week more hardcore than this shit (minus the shitty tits of course).
>>70661542
in the sequel somehow she aged like 15 years
she looks older than Depp
it's weird as fuck
Hack
Worst "horror" movie ever made. At least cute Winnie is in it.
>>70667036
I agree. Most of them have little to do with source material they mock.
>>70668849
worst security trap ever. all you'd have to do is put some heavy stuff in a trolley and push it into the hallway to trigger the trap.
>>70668798
the chick in this movie has sweet sweet little titties
>>70662379
that movie is fucking hilarious
Maybe I'm alone since the rest of the theatre was laughing, but I hated this movie. Steve Carrel was completely insufferable, and Paul Rudd literally did nothing wrong. Not even in the meme way, literally no action he took was in any way reprehensible, and I'm still supposed to feel bad for this completely awful autist who can't figure out how to be anything other than a miserable human being.
![BB716.2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HOEiGMm.jpg "BB716.2[1].jpg")
How the fuck did this become a classic XXX movie?
One: That nasty bitch in the kitchen smoking a cigarette made my dick shrink and made me want to vomit
Two: That pasty, fat dude giving Thora Birch's mom an enema. Nasty as fuck man. There's nothing fappable about this.
Three: Linda Lovelace is hot with a rare, shaved pussy back then but that Harry Reems looks like Charlie Manson's crackhead cousin.
Seriously, watching this movie is like literally being smothered with Tom Selleck's schweaty fucking balls.
>>70668965
I unironically enjoyed this film. I have no attachment to the spirit as a character, and everything was so ridiculous, I couldn't help but have fun.
>>70662021
Mah nigga
>>70668969
>Steve Carrel was completely insufferable
So just like everything that faggot is in.
>>70660427
Django Unchained
>>70660427
>>70669064
I actually like him in most things! But it was like they took all of the worst parts of Michael Scott, ramped them up to 10, and then added in a weird fetish for making miniatures. Just awful.
>>70669098
LITERALLY GTFO
>>70669092
Seriously, how can anyone hate this movie?
