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Forget your capeshit and vidyashit, biblekino is here.
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>>70657096
>Kek fake article lol
Its actually true. Oy Vey!
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>>70657096
What... How can you even make a sequel of Passion of the Christ?
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Is it gonna be about Paul and the apostles or that Judah Macabee story he talked about?

Ah. guess it is the former
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>>70657096
He is also doing Iron man 4. RDJ is pushing hard for it.
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Jews are fucking FINISHED!

Based Gibbo
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>>70659304
Passion of the Christ II: Jesus Strikes Back
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I am almost certain that it will be a "rite of redeeming" for Mel Gibson imposed on him by the Jews, entailing theological tergiversation of the story as an "antidote" for "The Passion of the Christ", and only after he does this movie the Jews will "forgive" him; i.e. let him work normally again.
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>>70657096

YES.

>THIS SUMMER
>GET READY TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK
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>>70659435
>sacrifices himself to the bloodthirsty juden so that we may kino for eternity

Every stanza...it just rhymes
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>>70659304
There's a shit tonne of Bible still after the crucifixion.
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>>70659304
About his return and the rapture?
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a sequel? but he died!
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>>70657096
I laughed out loud.
I hope this is true.
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What happened to Berserker or whatever?
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>>70659526
Idiot.
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>>70657096
I was looking forward to that viking movie more, Mel.
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>>70659570
Jesus goes berserker.
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>>70659304

A female reboot where jesus is played by Rebel Wilson.
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Passion 2: The Rechristening
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>>70659304
BRUH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZA2gbUz77U
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Passion of the Christ 2: le resurrection
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leaked story
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>Mel Gibson will never direct a crusade film
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>>70659891
fuck.
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>>70659891
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>>70659304
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>>70657096
Will we get to see how certain different christian sects believed in different things? Such as the Gnostic Gospels.
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>Forget your capeshit and vidyashit, biblekino is here.
>biblekino
>not putting shit at the end of Bible as well

You were supposed to type "bibleshit" but you fucked it up by putting kino, your thread could've been way funnier. Dumbass redditor.
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>>70660028

fuck off newfag
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>>70659309
Yeah i doubt jesus will be in it at all.

Movie will prob start with a disciple saying he saw Jesus alive whilst others dont believe him.

Movie would be interesting that way: as we see through the minds of those who disbelieve until we come to Paul who witnesses the vision stopping him who was on his way to massacre christians

>will it be gory as we get to see christians being tortured for their belief?
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>>70659891
>Mel Gibson will never take back Jerusalem himself
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I wish he just do another adaption of a chapter but I guess this is fine to I guess.
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>>70659682
>it's just two hours of that time Jesus went Hulk-mode and started throwing around tables at a temple turned into a cash-grab scheme.
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>>70659555
Thats like someone saying "Sequel to BvS? But Superman died".
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>>70660028
off to reddit summer queer
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>>70659304
The Rapture, American Dad style.
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>>70660061
OUTTA MY WAY
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>>70659999
>9999
Yeah you'd want that Satan wouldn't you
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>>70660061
I reckon he might need a little help? How many men do you think he needs. 10, 20, 30?
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>>70659304
HE'S BACK, AND THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL
>cut to Jesus snapping a Jewish Priest's neck
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>>70660137
20 good christians
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>>70657096
THEY THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
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>>70660061
>implying
He is already leading the christians and Druze forces in Syria against the mudslime hordes.

He is building an army to retake the Holy land.
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>>70659435
>Mel Gibson makes a sequel to Passion
>Its focused on the Jews who give proof he was not son of god and did not rise
>Mel is forgiven by Hollywood and is back business
I doubt that
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>>70657096
>biblekino

No this will not do well at all.

Qurankino is where its at.
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Damn Jesus, you crazy. YOU CRAZAAAY
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>>70660182
Ben pls go
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>>70657096
HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
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>>70660182
Affleck as Paul!!

>"IF THERE IS A 1% CHANCE THAT JESUS IS GOD WE HAVE TO DESTROY HIM!"

hahahaha imagine that
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>>70660137
He only needs the will and strength of god friend.
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>>70657096
Holy fuck /tv/ is not making this up
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>>70660137
Nigga, Christanty spread like wildfire due to 12 or so men.

Amazing aint it
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>>70660158

>people keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer
>but yeah, I'm thinking I'm back
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IF HE BLEEDS WE CAN KILL HIM
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>>70660260
kinda like aids
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>>70660182
>there will never be a movie about the muslim conquest staring Ben Al-Flecki as Khalid al-Whaleed
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>>70660292
This. Why cant they make an Islam movie?

I mean I know its forbidden to have any imagery of Muhammad, but they could have Aisha as the main star and speak about him
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THIS SUMMER

THE MAN THEY THOUGHT DEAD

RETURNS

AND THIS TIME

IT'S PERSONAL

A FILM BY MEL GIBSON

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST II:

ASCENSION
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>>70659724
Don't joke about that kind of stuff, it's blasphemous, have some fucking respect you sack of shit.
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>>70660177
>based Mel has been holding the pocket at Deir Zor since the start of the war within all that black IS territory
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Why is nobody doing triple A movies on eddaic scripture and norse sagas (and no i'm not talking about beowulf or ragnar lotbhrok)
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>>70659304
Make Jesus a black trans and make him use his superpower.
Prod by Disney.
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>>70660371
I wanna see Gibson make a prequel with Jesus thru his childhood leading up to arrest
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Not Terminator 6 Messiah strikes back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJKye7J3-54
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>>70660177
Is that really Mel Gibson?
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OUTTA MY WAY BLOCKBUSTERSHITS

HISTORICALKINO IS HERE
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>>70660378
I am still waiting for the Donald Trump movie.

10/10 would be
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>>70660378

They can't a black character in there
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so will he give in to the jews or will he stay true to the story?
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>>70660333
they did
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Message_%281976_film%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad:_The_Messenger_of_God_%28film%29
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>Mel Gibson will never form his own pmc and take the fight to the ISIS shits
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>>70660378
because Thor, Vikings, Hammer of the Gods and all that other shit inbetween killed the genre.

We will never get a proper depiction of the Aesir and Vanir war.
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>>70660418
off courshe
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>>70660441
Holy shit thats awesome!!

>MuhummadanKINO
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its amazing how the year of trump, real americans are standing up to the jews
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>>70660541
oh, wow, did Hulk actually win??
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>>70660437
How was the Bible mini series? Did that stay true to the book?

I remember everyone complaining about how Satan looked likr Obama KEK.
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>>70660560
yes, hes coming for seconds to get more money
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>tfw you are surrounded by mudslimes on all sides but all you can think about is making a sequel
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>>70659304
Truly, I can see now the Passion of the Christ

t. Roman soldier
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- Jesus is back... And he's PISSED.
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>>70660567
ppl complained about surfer hippie jesus and general cheapness
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>>70659304

Resurrection

then finish off with Revelations for a 3rd film.
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>>70660567
well all i heard was that jesus was a smug motherfucker and that it was just a boring movie.

the movie cut out all the devil scenes which is pretty much a bad idea
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>>70659373
>implying

the only reason he's making another one is because the jews are allowing it. he will make them look good in it this time.
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>>70660374
And yet pretty much every Protestant church allows female pastors these days, who act "in the person of Christ" during communion. Protestantism is an abomination.
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>>70659304
The resurrection obviously. Maybe even about Paul that would be great. I've always wanted a good movie about Paul.
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>>70659513
*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAP wub wub wub*
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>>70660419

>bible

>history
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>>70660633
A movie about St Longinus or St. George would be great
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>>70659304
Revelations you cuck
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He did nothing wrong.
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MEL IS SO FUKKIN ALPHA
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>>70660663
>surfer hippie jesus
What did anon mean by this?
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>>70659304
Make it into what Deadwood was supposed to be, Rome in the time of St. Paul's ministry
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>>70660965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hsl5UG9O_c
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They really will make a sequel to anything.
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>>70661184
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>>70660374
God is a fag.
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>when my mom has no idea that Jews reject Jesus
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>>70657096
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>>70661608
"But jesus was a jew too, honey."
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>>70659304

SECOND COMING

Jesus wakes up in 21st century new york only to discover the world is more concerned about keeping up with latest trends and gossip than discovering salvation and enlightenment.
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passion of the christ was kino, cant wait for the second

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNAJ5QMaoGQ
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>>70660292
You should watch 'Saladin' it's this big Egyptian movie about Saladin Btfoing the crusaders at the battle of hattin. The director was a coptic Christian.
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>>70660087
Fucking Mel at least make something original.
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