Films where Chad's get BTFO?
It pleases me this Chad's body is rotting in a jungle after all the years he spent working on it and the knowledge in his brain he acquired rotting also tehehe
This guy looks so happy. He's alright right OP?
>>70644897
Why hate him? Why not pity him? Because he might be ripped, rich and highly educated, but he can still only meet English hags like that.
Doesn't really look like a Chad at all to me.
If that's all it takes to make you jealous, I can't imagine what you look like and how awful your life must be.
>>70644956
Ya, he's just on a gap yah
>>70644897
Man he's so British looking.
>>70644897
That's what you get for thinking you're Spider-Man
I stay in my room and never fall off things
>>70644897
>average guy in a loving relationship with an average girl
Is /r9k/s definition of a chad someone that's lower than 35% bodyfat or what?
>>70644897
Fuck off back to /r9k/, you fat cunt.
>win the genetic Lottery and be born into riches
>have the leisure time to get fit, have the financial backing to get the best education care-free
>waste it all by dying at an early age
>>70644971
>>70644993
>>70645085
>>70645097
sup Chadley
>>70644897
Women detected, no actual male dislikes chads.
>>70645168
That's a compliment anywhere outside of /r9k/.
Lose weight.
>>70644897
/r9k/ is even more pathetic than /mlp/ desu
>>70645219
no shooter has been overweight though
>>70644897
>go to vietnam to get exclusive set pics of Kong: Skull Island and tell everyone you are just going to climb around and stuff
>it ain't me starts playing
>when movies tell you that Chads are pieces of shit and basement dwelling nerds are just shy and misunderstood but reality shows that Chads are pretty chill and the dwellers are bitter entitled fucks who hate everything because it reminds them they've accomplished nothing.
>>70645278
Shooter?
>>70645342
a shooter that shoots cum into pussies aka Alpha Stud
>>70644897
>with his girlfriend Bluebell
Are Brits so mentally deficient that they have started naming their children after Texan ice cream companies?
>>70644897
>died in the jungle at a young age
>still got more pussy than /r9k/ will in an entire lifetime
>>70645534
she's half asian
>>70645326
Guess who wrote those movies?
>>70645472
But whose lap is she sitting on right now?
>>70644897
>22
>willingly go to Vietnam
my uncle would be pissed
>>70645586
I fail to see how that changes anything. She's still got that gross limey blood in her
>>70645219
loose* weight
Americans... i swear
>>70645608
Because your uncle is a fucking idiot. Vietnam is a great place to visit, plus, it's cheap as fuck.
>fall off mountain in vietnam
>it ain't me starts playing
>>70645711
Sex tourist confirmed.
>>70645665
yeah don't worry she's not really cheating on ya
A couple of handies and the occasional assjob don't qualify as cheating because there's no penetration
>>70645711
but muh war
>>70645665
>It's only in your head that this cuck shit is prevalent
>>70644897
He could have done much better than that ratty-looking jew skank.
>>70645797
>Being so mindcuck'd that not only can you not get a gf but you constantly think about her cheating on you if you did
You're fucking doomed brah. Enjoy living in a fantasy world based on a fantasy of my reality. Sad motherfucker laughing even harder now.
>>70645841
dude's a 6/10
>>70644897
best one coming through
>>70644897
>jealous of him
>ugly face incapable of smiling
>ugly girlfriend
>shitty fashion sense
How shit is your life?
>>70645665
>Implying she doesn't jerk off all the coma patients
>>70645797
>>70645838
>/r9k/ faggot with dick on the brain
How surprising. You're all obviously secret fags.
>>70645911
How great is YOUR life motherfucker
To die pursuing a dream, rather than live denying it.
Sounds good to me.
>>70645972
Better than your life obviously you ugly fucking goblin. Enjoy never being loved.
It's a tradition among the upper classes to send their children off to foreign shitholes to experience life-or-death situations, it's character forming. Obviously a percentage don't come back, it's normal.
>>70645326
I wonder how basement dwellers became bitter
huh...rly makes u think...
>>70646027
>Blaming your shit life on us
You are literally white niggers.
>>70645891
Fun Fact: girls don't consider blowjobs as cheating
>>70646001
Kind of retarded doing something like that alone though.
>>70644897
at least he was never a jealous loser like yourself
>>70646074
>source is /gif/
>>70646022
>white families are so cheap they send their kids to the fucking jungle to stop paying school and clothing
really makes you think huh
>>70646075
Abso-fucking-lutely. Don't think for a second that the main character of Into the Wild is anything but a complete idiot.
That guy was too.
But at least he lived true.
>>70645665
>>70645970
>>70645922
>Mountain in Vietnam
We all know what really happened...
>>70644971
>he might be ripped
He's just skinny. You could look like that if you laid off the biscuits and crisps
>>70645744
I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE ONE
>>70646293
That isn't skinny you obese delusional halfwit
>She was the last person to hear from him after he called her to say he had fallen down a mountain and was injured.
Well what happened after that? Did he pass out from blood loss before he could describe his surroundings, or did she just decide right then and there that he became more effort than he was worth and hung up to open Tinder?
>>70645085
sex in itself is pretty overrated though
relationships arent though, good ones anyway.
>bluebell
>>70644897
He's kind of ugly to be a Chad and his girlfriend is like a 6/10 (she's not fat)
Climbing a mountain in Vietnam seems dumb though
>>70646074
I don't know if it's like that but they seem pretty casual about sucking dicks. This bothers me a little
>all the reddi/tv/irgins defending Chad ITT
W E W
E
W
>>70644897
damb that bitch is ugly, wouldn't be surprised he faked his own death just to escape her.
>>70646513
Guarantee I've been posting here longer than you, you /r9kuck/. You will die alone and no one will ever care.
im half as attractive as that dude and my gf is twice as hot easily
>>70646513
Boy 4chins sure love being a contrarian huh?
>>70646588
It's britain. That's the best he could find.
I have a /core/ for everything
>>70645326
every statement in this post is false
>>70646555
>implying /r9k/ is one person
>>70646596
>implying "4chins" is one person
Your posts reek of KYM and reddi/tv/irgin
>>70644897
One less Anglo in the world.
This guy isn't even a Chad you fucking retards. Normally I'd agree with you but he looks like the average autistic /fit/izen.
>>70646672
>DUDE WEED
core?
>>70646716
How did I imply that I think /r9k/ is just one person? I know you are fucking retarded but maybe you can get your handler to explain how what you posted is wrong.
>some uggo whos in decent shape is a Chad
>>70646765
The reddi/tv/irgin got triggered!
>>70646751
Don't you know, /retard9kuckold/ posters have deemed anyone who has ever been happy or had a gf a Chad. They are that fucking stupid.
Picture related, to them it's a "Chad".
IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T MEEE
I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE SON
>>70646843
>strawmanning is only okay when I do it
Why do you SJW cuckold liberals have such an affinity for the same logical fallacies you attempt to deconstruct?
>>70646387
skinny is an exaggeration but he has a pretty small frame
he looks like a skinny kid who started working out half a year before the pic was taken
>>70646890
>posts a selfie of his effete liberal SJW reddit nu male face
>thinks it'll do anything but insult himself
Classic triggered Nu-male Cuckold
>>70646932
>nu male
>complains about buzzwords after posting a selfie and overusing exclamation marks in an attempt to not seem triggered
Brah how long are you gonna keep projecting for? I should call you IMAX because this is theater tier projection
>>70646940
>>70646891
Do you even know what the words you use mean when you post them?
>>70646891
>>70646940
>>70646977
This better be a troll.
>>70646986
>>70647011
>reddit virgin cuck is samefagging from his iPhone and his iBook
Classic Cuckold
>>70646986
>>70647011
>reddit virgin cuck is samefagging from his iPhone and his iBook
Classic nu male
>>70645326
My brother is a "chad" and I'm a basement dweller. He's a lot nicer than I am.
>>70647029
>>70647039
Thank God, I thought you were actually retarded.
>>70644897
How is this guy a chad?
>>70647068
Are you shifting the goalposts to do damage control after I BTFOd you for posting your photo, nu-male?
Don't waste your energy on me, you've got a bull to prep you be-spectacled passive aggressive liberal millennial cuckold
>>70647111
UGH, ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? CAN YOU JUST NOT?
>>70647152
>mfw Carl the Cuck sighs, and adjusts his Warby Parker fashion glasses saying "ARE YOU KIDDING ME" before he replies to each post
But he calls me a "kuckold" so he's CLEARLY from around here
>>70646761
Ask and I shall deliever
>>70647271
>How High listed twice
Why?
>>70647271
Tenacious D?
I don't remember them ever doing drugs?
>>70647296
>No true Chad
Not an argument.
>>70647325
They turned the devil's horn into a bong at the end.
>>70647309
Because his brain was obviously fried by deadly addictive marijuana and he forgot he already added it.
>>70646027
Because they blame all their mistakes on society and other people rather than take the blame themselves
>>70647343
I thought maybe there was a sequel since he put two different covers for the movie on there
>>70645085
that's a chad
there's also a mega chad classification (superior looks and genetics)
and alpha chad (rich + mega chad)
>>70647429
*tips American spirit*
>>70647327
Kek
Seriously though, take a trip to San Diego or somewhere in Southern California. Those guys are chads. The guy in the OP is just not r9k
>>70647494
>No true Chad
Not an argument.
>>70647538
>Not an argument.
Not an argument.
>>70647588
>>70647429
*nods respectfully towards you*
aye, he looks like a truly euphoric sir
>>70644897
>he called her to say he had fallen down a mountain and was injured
I'm pretty sure there's tons of movies where a Chad gets blown, mate
>>70645657
>loose
le double bait
>>70647742
>117 posts
>0 arguments
>>70647325
mushroom river
>>70644897
> "Mr Webb with his girlfriend Bluebell Baughan. She was the last person to hear from him after he called her to say he had fallen down a mountain and was injured"
I think we have our murder suspect right before our nose, gentlemen. There are even signs of her abusing him in the bottom photo if you look closely.
>>70644897
You don't really know the way things work here in Britbongland. We don't really have Chads. We have posh, rich, inbred fuckers who go to private schools, take gap years to exotic countries where they feel they 'make a difference' and generally don't mix with the rest of the population. Then they enter politics.
>>70646672
>Normie Justice
>"Bully"
except the bully who gets killed in that movie is 4chan as fuck
>>70647805
Chads won the argument by being born.
>>70645085
Chad is just the male-centric version of a "Basic Bitch"
The Chad is the most normal normie you can possibly think of.
>>70647844
Don't forget "fuck a literal pig" somewhere along the line
>>70647887
theres nothing wrong with sexing up an amerifat tourist
>>70647844
What do you call one Britbong laying dead at bottom of a mountain?A good start.
>>70647923
No, no. An actual porcine barnyard animal.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/british-pm-david-cameron-put-private-part-dead-pig-book-article-1.2368046
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3242550/Cameron-pig-bemused-look-face-future-PM-took-outrageous-initiation-ceremony-joining-Oxford-dining-society.html
http://time.com/4043311/david-cameron-pig-gate-scandal/
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/sep/27/david-cameron-denies-lord-ashcroft-allegations-call-me-dave-dead-pig
>>70647923
Six of your women agreed during my two week trip there last year.
>>70647887
Of course, my apologies.
>>70646484
People who climb mountains are dumb you're risking your life just to say I got to the top of a big rock and got back down its like a non accomplishment
>>70647971
>14 days
>only racked up 6 killcount
The fuck, man? I heard britbong slags behave as if they're all in a permanent dick-drought
>>70647429
Live action dragon age when?
>>70646588
It's all about personality congratulations either your gf is dumb or you're a fun guy
>>70648016
>he played Faggin' Age
/v/eddit, please get the fuck out
>>70647987
This. Just buy a jetpack or a helicopter and fly up there you fucking poorfag.
Wait, so am I supposed to hate chads or autistic basement-dwellers?
This thread makes it hard to know
Though, the friendly people I meet seem to be those are who moderately good-looking and social
And the people who walk around in all black with no friends while muttering under their breath seem quite hostile
>>70648031
>Faggin age
>Telling others to get out.
Nigger you can't even legally post here, you underaged little cunt.
>>70648092
>he played LGBT Age
>he thinks /v/eddit belongs on /tv/
>>70648074
You're supposed to hate white kids with too much free time and daddy's money
>>70648173
Go climb a tree.
>>70648114
Your pic is highly ironic. What grade are you graduating to once the summer break is over?>implying you weren't held back for being a retard
>>70648207
You climb a Vietnamese mountain first.
>>70648356
>Shifting the goalposts
You're still the /v/edditor who's defending playing LGBT Age, never 5get that
>>70648386
Yep, you're definitely from around these parts.
>>70648412
Even knowing what the fuck you nerds are talking about makes you a /v/edditor too, you dumb fuck. I'm guessing it's a video game or cartoon.
>>70648466
>implying reading news articles makes someone a /v/edditor
That's not an argument.
>>70647771
I tip my fedora to you sir you are well versed in logical fallacies and have beaten me.
>>70648495
Dogs can't talk.
>>70648489
>reading news articles about video games
That's even more retarded than actually playing them.
>>70646444
>sex
>overrated
how to spot a virgin
>>70648548
>he doesn't read news articles related to things he invests in
>he doesn't use every resource at his disposal to maximize his ROI
Do you even have a stock portfolio? Or does your mommy not let you use real money yet?
>>70648539
Neither do pigs.
>>70648644
That was so euphorically edgy, my fedora practically tipped itself.
>>70648592
>he thinks playing videogames is an investment
>>70648592
So you have finally admitted to playing video games, proving you're just as veddit as the guy you're fight with. Keep posting those reaction images though, they are the only shield you have to hide behind your pleb tier hobbies and miserable life.
>>70644897
seems like you have some personal vendetta you fat little jelly faggot
he's living his life, has a girlfriend and degrees.
what do you have? what do you believe in huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?!?!
>>70648592
Not an investment.
>>70648661
>problematictimber
>>70645085
Apparently anyone with a social life who has had sex and is not ugly is a chad
>>70648661
>>70648674
>everyone is spending money on this retarded shit
>i'm not gonna buy stock in the company that makes this retarded shit though, I'm afraid what some high-school aged virgins would think of me on my Tajikistani USENET fanfic BBS
>>70648708
Buying stock in a company is an investment, especially when you buy it with the intent of selling it quickly.
>mfw all of you virtue-signaling children are proving my point for me
>>70647346
>they blame all their mistakes on society and other people
like they should
>>70644897
I'm pretty sure he never went to Vietnam, and it was all just a charade to break up with that ugly girl.
>>70644897
>Being upset over this
He has cuckface and for fuck sake LOOK at his height in relation to the girl.
If I was where he was standing in that pic my chin would just be in the frame lel
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>>70647881
This.
By this definition a guy who enjoys traveling to exotic lands and enjoys extreme physical activities is not basic.
Seemed like a pretty cool guy.
A douchbag that lifts and hits on bimbos in spare time is a chad.
>>70648970
What if I do all of those things?
>>70645085
no the average guy is a skinnyfat 5'7 manlet who works in retail, and can't afford to travel
>>70649103
What fucking flyover beaner infested shithole do you live in?
I really, really like this thread :)
>>70649144
Canada, but I am sure if I included US, and England the average would be much worse
>shit teeth
>chubby fat
And most of the people in these countries are well off. You're just a spoiled little normie child who thinks everyone is a six-foot middle-class teenager, with a girlfriend and high paying job
>>70649194
I don't get it.
>>70649340
>A fucking leaf
You only think everyone is that short and ugly because 95% of your country is Asian or Muslim. Go face Mecca while you pray at the syrup trough, leaf.
>>70647271
Mr. Rogers Core please
>>70649408
take your shit memes back to your containment board
>>70648801
>He's so poor he probably needs to hold fund raisers so he can buy the newest halo
>>70645744
I believe this is what the kids call hella f*ckin epic
>>70646293
>crisps
just call it chips idiot, like americans do (i.e. the people who invented them)
He's probably being eaten by insects right now
Life and death are gross
>22
why does he looks 36?
>british genes
>>70651714
Now that you mention it, both look 30+.
>>70648801
>Uhhh I b-buy stock in the videogame companies t-that's what I m-meant!1!!!
>You stupid children wouldn't k-know anything about that!!
HAHAHAHA BACK PEDDLING THE POST
>>70645744
>I have finally become no fortunate one
>>70644897
How beta are you that this guy is a "Chad"
>>70651714
posh people are uggo
>>70649706
T R I G G E R E D
>>70645744
>>70645326
We're just cynical
>>70644897
>>70645326
I've never met one of these Chads that are assholes if Im being honest. I used to hang with a lot of Chads as the token-funny-fat-guy and they were all super nice to me and eventually dragged me with them to the gym so now Im not fat anymore.
>>70645744
if this happened to me and I had headphones in, I would die really happy.
>>70652322
i met the stereotypical chad. 6'4" blonde, football player in HS. He's bald mows lawns for a living now.
>>70646489
Where do you live
>>70645326
>mfw sperglords getting rekt by anon for truth
>>70644897
That isn't a Chad, look at his ugly gf. A Chad could do better. He looks like a top bloke.
On topic: Cabin in the Woods is the last movie I saw with the chadliest Chad getting rekt. Didn't expect it either, which was fun.
>hating people you've never had any contact with just on the sole fact that they're an objectively better person than you
wew lad
>>70647041
>"Why can't you be more like your brother, anon?"
>>70644897
>bluebell
>>70645534
It's a flower, you fuck
>>70645164
we have inflation-interest only student loans which are held by a government bank and you only pay them back when you start earning £15k/£24k (depending on year)
you also get up to £3k to £6k per year for living expenses + rent, depending on how well off your family is
so yeah money doesn't matter for uni here
that guy is literally dating a 3/10 because he got bad facial genetics and now he's dying at the bottom of a mountain
there's a good chance that if you ran a mile every day and did some pullups and pushups you would look better than him
stop being fat and lazy
>>70644897
Man, I wish i could be a Chad. Sounds fun going out with friends and everybody miring you
>>70644897
>Be Chad
>Date girl named Bluebell
I dont think this semen slurping society is for me
Also being a Chad is shit, people contact you all the time and want you to join them at places and fuck that
People also expect more from Chad so a fall from grace is further than for a robot
>>70652353
you would die too fast for you to notice the irony
>>70646444
Completely opposite tho.
You're all disgusting people and deserve the unhappiness you all waller in
have some respect
also inb4 'LOL WHERE DO YOU LETHINK YOU ARE XDDD' no excuse for this level of edge
>>70646444
>Sex is overrated
You have either never had sex, or only fucked little goblin women who suck in bed
>>70655156
t. virgin
you fuck one girl youve fucked em all. a roots a root.
relationships, at least you might some good company
>>70655202
Chads widow pls.
>>70647714
underrated post
>>70648801
>IM GONNA SAY IM SUPER MEGA RICH WALL STREET GUY THAT INVEST INTO VIDEO GAME STOCK PORTFOLIOS
>>70644897
Bitter much?
>>70655283
gotta agree with you here.
until you been with a handfull of women and seen everything they have to offer, you can't judge sex in general. It can me miles and miles different
>>70655283
This
>>70644897
Karate Kid I guess
This is a gormless boy. You'd have to be a weak victim to take any note, let alone pleasure, from his disappearance.
![3JJtU6r[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XaejKJL.jpg "3JJtU6r[1].png")
>>70644897
>>70644956
I just looked him up, his body was found. Bad luck fella.
>>70645744
Quality.
>>70644956
>>70658605
Following up as I read the article. He was an experienced rock climber, but he started doing free solo climbs (climbing tall walls without safety ropes) and I'm guessing this is what he was doing when he fell.
It seems he was low enough that he didn't die immediately, he managed to call his girlfriend and tell her he'd fallen. Rangers found his body but couldn't recover it because he landed somewhere hard to reach.
Fucking free solo retards, honestly. I used to rock climb, and the rope is fucking annoying and gets in the way, but you suck it up because slipping and falling to your death is more annoying. But ah well.
Sounds like he was in the danger zone where he knew enough about climbing to know he was good at it, but didn't know enough to know he wasn't THAT good.
>>70644956
>>70658705
Oh hang on, he fell on the 3rd, cut his arm open and messed up his leg, then called his family. Then apparently wandered off and succumbed to the elements on his way back to civilization. I guess he wasn't climbing a sheer route but more scrambling.
>>70655051
>implying he wouldn't have posted a thread on /tv/ instead of calling his non existent gf and gone out like a god of shitposting
>>70645744
huh
i know this guy personally
he's the kind who said "there's nothing hard as long as you try" without considering that person situation
he thinks everyone is equal and im too lazy to argue with him
too much optimism when you're stupid is kill
