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TPTWP edition

>>70634670
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Queen in the North!
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Azor Jon!
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Why is Daenarys so awful and why did they assassinate Stannis' character before having that ugly bitch kill him?
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what happens when a king legitimizes someone who would inherit before that king if he wasn't a bastard
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Can't wait until this season is over and you faggots get sent back to your homeboards and subreddits that you came from.

I've seen the /v/eddit invasion, and they are coming.
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>"I have finally become the prince that ned stark promised to my mum, Lyanna Stark"

what did he mean by this?
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>>70637290
>blackfyrefuckingshits
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>>70637244
I would give up my life for King Stannis.
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>Jonfag makes a thread too early

Why are they always such faggots?
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nth for rightful ruler of the Seven Kingdom
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First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
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>>70637264
When Ramsy dies, she'll become the queen by the law
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This is my first season on /got/, when does it get banned, a week after the final episode?
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>>70637349
Fuck Law she is my Queen anyway
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>>70637339

they're the ones who keep these dumbass threads alive, even though they're complete trash
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>>70637244
>TPTWP

Reposting since you were obviously too busy plotting this thread to bother reading


"The Prince that was Promised" and "Azor Ahai" are vague symbols of a messiah prophecy to bring in...what? A savior? A warrior? Considering Azor Ahai is the legend of the Red God, a religion that regularly murders and burns innocents as sacrifices and practices blood magic, I don't think any messiah for this religion is a good one.

TPTWP is similar in that it's a savior for House Targaryen, the maddest family of the Valyrians, the House whose words are literally "Fire and Blood" and who are known as conquerors and often tyrants.

Considering GRRM is very staunchly anti-war, a 70s hippie at heart and seems very against the idea of feudalistic authoritarianism and wars led by religious extremism and religious zealots in general, I have a hard time believing either of these prophecies will end up being good things.
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>>70637352
all traces are erased as soon as the finale credits start rolling
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Nth for my Waif(u)
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>>70637377
Not true, there's also the stannisfags and jonsa autists
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First for Stannis, best king and rightful husbando of the seven Kingdoms.
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>>70637349
shut the fuck up you dumb shit
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>>70637349
You have no understanding of law or succession.

Do not post again.
Do not reply.
Do not talk to me or my wife's son again.
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>>70637421
he's a rotting corpse mate

a frozen rotten corpse

he is dead, no way back, dead as a dodo!
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>>70637417
Jonsafags are the worst this month
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>>70637384
Shut the fuck up you salty faggot, Jon is the savior and that's the end of it.
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>>70637244
>promise me, Ned
>the prince that was promised
George please
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>>70637339
At least it wasn't the Jonsafag again.
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>>70637441
They are being less active after the latest episode.
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>>70637365
Is that so? Gonna need a citation. I just think at this point it doesn't really matter who is parents are. Jon has his own destiny and his bloodline is already set in stone.
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>>70637417

Given the AZOR JON LMAO posts that are typically the 1st post I would assume there's 1 very lonely guy out there who purchased a pass and monitors the threads constantly, starting a new one before the old one is dead just to post his retarded headcanon
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>>70637458
you obviously don't understand ASOIAF

maybe Harry Potter is more suited to your desires
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Rhaegar
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>>70637494
Again, shut the fuck up.
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>>70637388
about to die in 4 days
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>>70637326
>Gender Equality: Even a woman can become a respected warrior and serious contender for election
Asha never was though, the whole point of her inclusion in the Kingsmoot was to show the regressive views of people there. Sure, they let her STAND, which is probably more than most comparable societies would have done, but would they ever have truly accepted her? Would they fuck.

>Economically forward-thinking: The Ironborn recognize that an agrarian economy will grow stagnant and that one which encourages shipping, trade, and contact with foreign markets will be better in the long-term than putting all of your energy into sowing
Critiqued from a Marxist perspective (as everything in /got/ should be), this actually makes them not only a parasite class, but an entire parasite society, feeding off the labour of others. They don't own the means of production; they literally HAVE no means of production. Practically speaking, they have no economy.
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>>70637483
I can tolerate jonfag but jonsafags? No.
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>>70637488
http://www.westeros.org/Citadel/SSM/Entry/2755
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>>70637508

#TRIGGERED #4CHAN #AZORJON

I can see the tumblr posts forming already m8

calling other people salty while yelling at them to stfu

lmao @ ur life
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Nah I did read, just took a while to type it out. Here ya go pham
>>70637384

I imagine the ultimate moral of the prophecies, and the figure(s) they relate to, to be something like pic related. Basically, in really tough times, people like this are a necessary evil.

I do believe some form of magic exists in the asoiaf universe, and that magic/god/whatever is throwing up heroes, exceptionally powerful individuals (Jon, Dany being the most obvious candidates). UnJon might not be too pleasant, Dany's not the kind of Netflix and chill, but they are necessary to get the job done and protect humanity.

Or, as the Hound puts it, "The world is built by killers." I think this is kind of GRRM's thesis statement; world's full of shitheads like these, but sometimes we really need them. A necessary evil.

Now, why this god/magical force seems to favour humanity over the Others, who knows. Maybe it's some kind of energy field/collective consciousness brought about by shared belief. Maybe it doesn't matter.
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>we will never see this glorious helmet in action

why even live
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>>70637485
this is how /got/ really feels
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>>70637538
>says the delusional nigger
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It was actually a smart move revealing Stoneheart after Jon's Resurrection
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>>70637264
Roose
> You need to fuck a baby into Salsa, da norf is still loyal to Stahaaks.

Lord Glover
> fook off ya slag
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>>70637559
tommen will wear it when he'll fight the mountain
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>>70637508
you could debate with me if you want, anon. Use textual evidence, use quotes from GRRM.

prove me wrong, I'm so sure you know you're right, you just can't think of the right words to put forward your case :^)

"sh-shut up" doesnt really do you any favours though... Maybe you're afraid of realising your headcanon is...wrong? heavens forbid
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Anonymous 06/09/16(Thu)05:26:20 No.70637339▶>>70637377 >>70637483 (You)
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>Jonfag makes a thread too early

Why are they always such faggots?

Anonymous 06/09/16(Thu)05:27:59 No.70637384▶>>70637458 >>70637554 (You)
>>70637244 (OP)
>TPTWP

Reposting since you were obviously too busy plotting this thread to bother reading


"The Prince that was Promised" and "Azor Ahai" are vague symbols of a messiah prophecy to bring in...what? A savior? A warrior? Considering Azor Ahai is the legend of the Red God, a religion that regularly murders and burns innocents as sacrifices and practices blood magic, I don't think any messiah for this religion is a good one.

TPTWP is similar in that it's a savior for House Targaryen, the maddest family of the Valyrians, the House whose words are literally "Fire and Blood" and who are known as conquerors and often tyrants.

Considering GRRM is very staunchly anti-war, a 70s hippie at heart and seems very against the idea of feudalistic authoritarianism and wars led by religious extremism and religious zealots in general, I have a hard time believing either of these prophecies will end up being good things.
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>>70637564

lmao ur so #TRIGGERED
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>>70637508
>>70637458
>>70637564
Fantastic argument, friend.
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>>70637538

You're shit at this.
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Can someone please deliver spoilers that are 100% gonna happen?
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>>70637560
>SR got 10 votes
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>>70637560
Every sites likes Jonsa except 4chan.
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>>70637617
U die alone.
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>>70637617
just go on reddit and search "truede leaks" you lazy fuck
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>>70637538
Shut up.
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>>70637522
>Critiqued from a Marxist perspective
>as everything in /got/ should be
'no'
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>>70637622
A significant portion of /got/ seems to like it as well, just not so vocal about it.
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these threads are a ticking time bomb. don't push your luck
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>>70637620
>preston has 10 ips at his disposal
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>>70637617
Dany will make a speech
Tyrion will make a cock joke
Someone will fart
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>>70637617
Littlefinger kills Tommen and marries Margery

Lyanna Mormont threatens to withdraw her offer of 62 Good Men so Jon is forced into a marriage alliance. Ten minute sex scene

Tyene kidnaps all three dragons and teleports them to Dorne

Theon gets his cock back
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Salsa is a shitty nickname

>>70637617
arya kills waif,
theon dies before returning to westeros,
lady stoneheart this season
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I'm not even surprised
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>>70637554
fair enough. Plus GRRM has said some forms of evil deserve to be defeated (he's used the Nazis as an example before)

I could possibly see this happening, but with heavy cost. If Jon or Dany end up saving humanity, they'll end up killing what was left of their own humanity and personal goodness. Brought to the brink, and left from war as hollow shells. Or dying in the process.

Grrm has said that "if a war hero saves countless men but goes home to beat his wife, is he a hero or a villain? both. One act doesn't wash out the other"

I could see something similar happening with Jon. He's going to change, for the worse
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>>70637622
And they all hate CIA and we love him.

Makes sense.
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>>70637536
Thanks, but that's not saying much, and was back in 2008. Technically we have already learned more when Ned talked to Jon right before they went separate ways.

Just don't be too surprised when the big reveal turns out not to be a reveal at all.
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>>70637665
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>>70637617
You will never see Salsa, Yara or Quasimodo tits.
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>>70637326

And look where it got them. They are the laughing stock house of Westeros. Seriosly, whether in books or in the show, they are the ones that got sodomised by pretty much everyone.
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>>70637675
Yeah, but Sansa's a shitty character.
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What is it about him that attracts the fierce devotion of super autists?
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>>70637701
true
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>>70637658
Just a minority. Similar to cia x sansa on tumblr. 95% hates it, 5% loves it
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>>70637664
Does Preston like SR x Sansa?
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>>70637650
But anon, /got/ is a socialist general.
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>>70637708
He pisses off virgin neckbeards.
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>>70637708

Manlets flock together.
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http://www.thewrap.com/game-of-thrones-season-6-finale-will-be-longest-episode-ever/
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>>70637587
A baby between Ramsay and Salsa would have unified Stark supporters and houses like Glover.
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>>70637675
Are you offended, sansa fan?
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>>70637718
this top kek
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>>70637678
Situations looking dire, put yah daughter on the pyre
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>episode 9 is literally called "The Battle of the Bastards"
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>>70637127

Because Doran in the book seemed like a competent man that sat, contemplating fucking vengeance for decades, not some douche that got killed by a bunch of white women. Him and his bodyguard that can bloody slaughter members of the king's guard without breaking a sweat, yet he gets nigg'd from behind in the show.

Seriously, book prince Doran is Dorne's mix of Baelish, Tywin and Tyrion.
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>>70637665
Thank you, that's exactly what I asked for
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>>70637678
shieeeeet
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>>70637708

Put up some "Cleganebowl" material and pay attention to the responses of people enthusiastic about the prospect of "Cleganebowl". Fuck knows it has the same effect.
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>>70637743
im her fun you fucking turbine
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>>70637658
19% is not a significant portion.

CIAnsa is our ship, Jonsa is tumblr's ship.
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>>70637678
>If Jon or Dany end up saving humanity, they'll end up killing what was left of their own humanity and personal goodness.
Exactly, or possibly a large section of the North/somewhere else. In fact, I could even imagine Jon sacrificing his ancestral seat to somehow stop the Others.

Jon is absolutely going to change;whether it's a result of his resurrection, or the choices he is forced into afterwards, or both, who knows.
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>>70637738
Yeah, but since nobody is willing to support Stark anyway, why keep her at all?

Ramsay already has all her land, he could marry some southern lady to enlargen his domain.
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>>70637738

It would also have been crushingly retarded and probably have one of those weird enormous heads like an ellipsoid.
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just watched the last episode lads

what memes did I miss

also since the hound is alive and going full vendetta is stannis confirmed for coming back?
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>>70637760
>some douche that got killed by a bunch of white women.
What white women?
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>>70637807
summoning all sweet girls
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I watched the last 4 episodes

ask me anything
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>>70637789
There are still Stark supporters. It would just make things easier, which is why it didn't happen. >muh plot
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>>70637751
I need the original "oh exploitable" of this.
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>>70637645
Thanks
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>>70637779
>CIAnsa is our ship

19% is not a significant proportion.
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>>70637779
Typical Tumblrites: Hates Littlefinger, ships Jonsa
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>>70637834
>last 4 episodes
>4 episodes
>4
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>>70637807
>why didn't Roose just jump in some water to neutralise the stab wound?
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>Episode 9 - The Battle of Bastards
>Episode 10 - The Winds of Winter
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>>70637834
What did you have for dinner
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>>70637851
it merely outs those who support incest.

half brother at worst
truly cousin tho
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>>70637852
I also watched the last 60 episodes
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>>70637678
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>>70637857
>Roose gets one stab to the tummy
>dies within 5 seconds

>Arya gets 2 stabs and a slash to the tummy
>walks away
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>>70637851
Christ I get sick of this shit..."I'M CONSTANTLY ON TUMBLR AND SEARCHING TUMBLR BUT I'M ABSOLUTELY NOT A TUMBLRITE". Get to fuck.
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>>70637833
sweet girls will never rule dorne!
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>>70637857

>being stabbed from the front by a well built male is the same as being stabbed from behind at an awkward angle by a small female

was it autism?
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>>70637898
pretty good shop
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>>70637877
Lemon pies
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>>70637244
>Why is Daenarys so awful and why did they assassinate Stannis' character before having that ugly bitch kill him?
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>>70637868
>The Battle of Bastards
>not Bastardbowl

they dun goofed
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>>70637900
Gurl powaaaa
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>>70637914
>1 stab to the gut from a man is more powerful than 2 stabs to the gut by a woman

dont trigger me any more you cis fuck
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>>70637868
>Battle of the Bastards

I cringed
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>>70637915
Had to do something when, "can't connect to 4chan meme" was going on
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>>70637708
Jon is the most boring character and therefore the most relatable. Most people can put themselves in Jon's shoes, self insert, see themselves as a well meaning good guy.
Then they can fantasise about meeting a girl from a foreign culture, or having an awesome sword and wolf. It's escapism.

Jon has a lot of fans, so that also means some autists will be some of them. I imagine most of the normal Jon fans post on Reddit, and the really autistic ones come to here to 4chan. They take the relatable Jon love to deep measures, seeing him as a bro, wanting him to be King or Jesus's Second Coming.

Why? Autism. Can't explain it, can't understand it. Maybe its "if I like this character, really good things should happen to them". Why do they like him? Again, because they see themselves in him. Very easy to do that in a bland character with no real depth.
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>>70637678
the fuck is this??
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>>70637678
what is this?
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>>70637952
(you)bait
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>>70637927
You'd have an easier time if you didn't live through the media you consume.
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What is Varis up to?
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>>70637900
>Ramsay wanted Roose to die
>Waif wanted Arya to suffer
See the diference now?
It's not like there's no space between the organs in your torax...
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>>70637900
Ramsay knew the land
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>>70637900
2nd stab neutralized the 1st one, slash sealed the wound, twisting the knife hit a accupuncture spot so she no longer snores and falling into the water cleared her sinuses.

If anything, shes better than ever.
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>>70637833
/sweetgirlgarden/
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>>70637904
Lolwut?
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Why didn't he just jumped to a nearby river?
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>>70637617
>Jon and Ramsey battle
>Ramsey kills Rickon
>Jon is about to lose
>suddenly CIA and Vale army arrive
>Ramsey retreats to Winterfell
>Jon and army storm Winterfell
>the giant is killed
>Jon beats Ramsay to death
>the Northern Lord kneel to Jon
>they declare him King of the North
>CIA reveals that R+L=J
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>>70637900
bigger knife
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>>70637925

>not The Snowdown
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>>70637978
If she was suffering so much, how did she manage to swim and walk away from an assassin? Even after adrenalin set in she was still on her feet

Can a stab to the lower torso kill someone within five seconds? I know there's a place between the fourth and fifth rib that a stab to will lead to fatality within a minute, but dying so quickly like Roose did seems unexpected
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>>70638035
knife size is completely irrelevant when it comes to stabbing
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>>70637935

Ramsay had a bigger knife and from that angle could have easily hit Roose in the heart, not to mention actually get his body behind the weight of the stab, and Ruse Boltman was just standing there.

Quasimodo was attacked from behind with a small knife angled down and immediately begun to struggle.

If you can't comprehend this just kys.

You're so gay I bet you kiss girls.
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Based on the leaks, Jon and Ghost will corner Littlefinger only for Littlefinger to claim that he has something with great value

Whats your bet anons?

Rhaegar's will?
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Enjoy her presence while you can, as she will soon meet her violent death.
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>>70638035
for who?
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>>70637965
Thats true, why?
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was it that hard for her to aim for water? She would have survived
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>>70638021
why didn't he just jump into the toilet
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Reminder that the guy who directed Hardhome is directing Battle of the Bastards and The Winds of Winter
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>>70638064
>accelateing
>exponentionally
>aqcuire
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>>70638053
disagree
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>>70638062
information about Jons parentage
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>>70638053
no, it isn't lol

>>70638075
for Roose. The thinner the knife, the more likely it doesn't damage the intestines. If no intestines are damaged, you live.
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>you will never conquer the world with your qt sisters
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https://twitter.com/johanneshaukur/status/740651879961616384

What did he mean by this?
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https://youtu.be/w5RHjWprJbg
friendly reminder that this would have been far better than Bastard Bowl
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>>70637340
i thought this guy was just an extra.
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What part of the show are you most disappointed to when compared to the books, or hell, overall disappointed?
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>>70638062
LF probably knew where Arya is and offer his service to bring her back safely since Arya will be sailing to Vale.
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>>70637900
arya wasn't the one that got out of the water, jaquen was stabbed and arya was using pig's blood to act like she was stabbed after she got out of the water
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>>70638159
he means that he is a faggot actor who finally landed a role, now he won't shut his mouth about it
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>>70638055
Is the heart just above the belt, on his hip?
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>>70638195
>>70638182
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>>70638195
>pace was ok for me until season 4 (a bit slow), crawled in season 5, and feels rushed in season 6
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>>70638195
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>>70638105
>Jeremy Podeswa directed the worst episodes of Season 5 and 6

fuck that fucking fag
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>>70638151
>Tries to conquer Dorne
>Fails
>Gets his wife and her dragon killed
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>>70638053
No it's not. Bigger knife = higher chance to hit large blood vessels and important organs.

Or are you suggesting getting stabbed in the gut with a knitting needle is as bad as getting stabbed in the gut with a steak knife?
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>>70638213

>post a picture which proves me right

t-thanks senpai
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>>70637264
no
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>>70638285
this changes nothing

she is still Queen and her gf can be Queen
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>>70638276
the latter
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>>70638182
What's that monologue at the start from?
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>>70638195
At the moment? The Kingsmoot
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>>70638051
He probably didn't even die, just fainted and bleed out.
It's hard to convey this kind of thing in a show/movie without anykind of advanced medicine on it, but they did a poor job anyway so fuck them.
By the position i would say that she got stabbed in the gut, and the slash surely wasn't that deep, so she probably would be able to walk 10 to 20 minutes after adrenalin set in before she couldn't take it anymore and passed out.
Of course the water would be full of shit and stuff and was cold so it would make the adrenalin go off before she got out, so if she didn't got saved after like 5 minutes after the scene in the market even if she could fix that shit herself she would die from all types of infections.
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Who are all the Lawful Good characters of the story? I like rooting for paladins, noble white knights and other goody-two-shoeses
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>>70638195
In order of what pissed me off to not so much:

Thing that triggered me: Barristan dying like a bitch to some spoiled brats.

Prince Doran who, if we believe the books is supposed to be the long term planner guy, and his bodyguard who is supposed to be goddamn awesome dying from the Sand Snakes in utter surprise.

Stannis. Just...Stannis.

Things that didn't trigger me as much but I was still pissed:

Jorah becoming the Thing

Cutting the entire boat ride.slave story for Tyrion and the boy with the blood of the dragons

Arya being far too in the spotlight for her own good. But they did this in the books as well, so I guess there's that

Season 5 in general was a travesty

Onion Knight not decapitating the red priestess the moment she came back without the rightful king.


Things I didn't give a shit about

Frog boy dying to ice walkers

Ygritte dying to the ugly kid
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>>70637898
>>70637678
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees I knew it!!!
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>>70638339
I would kill for a conversation between Roose and Ramsay on his deathbed after that scene tbqh
The show is killing off all of the strongest actors imo (Tywin, Roose, Stannis), the Queen of Thorns is the only top tier actor left on the show
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>>70638340
Ned died in season 1
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>>70638340
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>>70638340
Those that are dead. Closest thing to a good guy still remaining on the show is Samwell Tarly and to a lesser degree Jon.
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>>70638213

you can clearly see that it's not just above his belt in that screenshot but just under the ribs completely missing the gut
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>>70638086
Honestly the Vale is kind of inefficient. I mean, I get that falling from the Moon Door will likely kill you, but there's bound to be some rivers there that could break your fall. Also if you have friends you could just tell them to be ready with a big net to catch you before the Arryns try to "execute" you.

And don't get me started on the cells. Just, like, climb down. If Bronn can impregnate the Eyrie with ten good men and some climbing spikes I don't see why you can't climb down. Tyrion still had his normal clothes on when he was imprisoned so you could probably sneak some tools inside.
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yfw season 7 they reveal Stannis didn't die but he is changed up in Ramsey's dungeon and goes by the name Reek 2
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So the Broken Man is Reek (aka Theon Greyjoy)?
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>>70638394
Never.
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>>70638386
Very, very lawful neutral and he can flirt with being lawful evil from time to time
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>>70638394
>Reek 2
kek
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>>70638322
I pulled that audio from the history of westeros videos. You can find it in this, IIRC
hope you enjoyed the video as much as I was disappointed in what actually transpired on the show
https://youtu.be/QmMjitrCvcc
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>>70637708
Self insert, his only trait is being the well meaning nice guy. This is also why 4chan likes Stannis. They see themselves in him, while most normies can't relate to Stannis and hate him. Jon is just the normie self insert because he's bland nice guy, everyone can see a lot of themselves in Jon.

Y'know, because it costs fucking nothing to be a nice person.
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>>70638433
Thanks pham.

>>70638418
>lawful evil
Delete this please
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>post yfw snarks are now the biggest mysterious force in Westeros
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>>70638032
>CIA reveals that R+L=J
(you)
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>>70638465
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>>70638340
Ned. And he was killed off right away because GRRM is an edgy hack who hates that trope.
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>>70638418
spotted the showfag
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>>70638465
Yfw you will never grow a proper northern beard bc tree midgets turn you into Big Poppasicle
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>>70638195
most recently I have no fucking idea what purpose did killing and then resurrecting Jon serve

>the resurrection went smoothly without any complications
>all it took was for Melly to recite a few words
>Jon comes back like nothing happened
>no drastic change of personality or anything
>nobody really gives a shit
>Sansa doesn't even acknowledge it
>none of the Northern Lords seems to give a fuck

I really hope it will go down differently in the books because in the show the whole thing seems entirely pointless.
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>>70638392
Won't the impact against the water kill you at that height?
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>>70638454
Renly, Gendry/Edric, the leeches and Shireen are all moments of him going Lawful Evil.

Most of the time he is lawful neutral or lawful good though
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>>70638495
>>70638465
dammit
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>>70638465
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>>70638496
Ned rebelled against his rightful King.
How is that lawful?
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SO SHOW ME HIS BODEH
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>>70637900
One of these two characters was stabbed by a professional assassin wizard who has wasted hundreds of people. The other was stabbed the sweet girl waif
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>>70638520
Westeros uses the Source engine
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>>70638519
in the books he won't be resurrected as simple as that.
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>>70638534
By Law he had to, Joffrey is not the rightful king but instead a bastard born of incest against Robert. Ned tried to stay true to the law and his honor up until his last moments, he was almost prepared to die for it before considering Sansa and his family. You can also argue that Stannis is Lawful Good as well, but he leans a bit away from it now and then.
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MORE LIKE LAME OF THRONES
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>>70638502
spotted the Stannisfag who hadn't read the books in years and has forgotten all about Stannis's morally ambiguous and morally dark moments while remembering times where he was a good guy
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>>70638534
1. Mad king broke his vows to Starks(by killing his father and brother) so justified retaliation
2.He never rebelled against Stannis, Bobby B heir
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>>70638575
I'm wasn't talking about Joffrey...
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So when Tommen dies, apparently Jaime will be next in line for they iron throne. If Jon becomes King in the Norf, aren't they just setting up Stark v. Lannister, fight 2?
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>>70638519
Also, why isn't Jon being beheaded as a deserter. We, as viewers, know he is released from his vows bc of his death, but anyone that wasn't there would never believe it
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>>70638575
I'm not an expert on Westerosi constitutional law, but wasn't Joffrey the rightful heir irrespective of his blood? It's not like it could be proven anyway
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>>70638519
I'm hoping that we just didn't have time to see how he changed, after all we had a lot of shit happening since he was resurrected.
I also hope that he wasn't brought back by r'hllor, but that's probably asking too much of the show...
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>>70638547
Here you go, Stannis' body flayed and burnt as a warning to Jon about the last attempt on Winterfell.
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>>70638534
>Defend the King, obey the king
>Obey your father
>But what if your father despises the king?
>What if the king murders the innocent?
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>>70638606
False
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>>70638550
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>>70638576
NOT REKT [ ]
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>>70638597
That's even worse, Aerys was insane and brutally murdered his father and son. It was justified. Most of the Realm was ready to kill Aerys, they all knew he was sitting there getting boners while burning people. Fuck. Him.
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>>70638547
Damn that belt is nice.
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>>70638340
jon
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>>70638617
Brienne had decapitated him and on that body there is still a head so...
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>>70638618

Jaime isn't the best model for righteousness when he pushes a young child out of a tower because they saw his dick.
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>>70638650
Jon breaks laws/vows when it suits him
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>>70638609
THE SEED IS STRONG
BLACK HAIR AND BLUE EYES OR GTFO
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>>70638670
someone post this true art
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>>70638576
>>70638633
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>dabid ! dabid ! let's have Jaime slaughter all the tullys, that's a good path for his character !
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>>70638627
Which part and why? At least, who is next in line for the throne after Tommen?
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>>70638520
Depends on how you fall. If you belly-flop like a retard then yes you will die. But if you go feet-first you have a good chance of surviving.
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>>70638607
Oh no, you didn't know? The characters watch the show with us now. Benjen knows everything we know about Bran, everyone's heard of Stannis' death, Davos knows who Night King is etc. Just play along.
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>>70638274
AFRICAN
WARRIORS
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>>70638670
Almost everyone in the show has had dark moments. That no one is absolutely good is almost the entire point of the show tbqh
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>>70638606
Jaime isn't the next in line.
And surely it wouldn't be possible for that to happen right now because, well, the North would have the support of the Vale and from a restored RiverRun, the Tyrells wouldn't help the Lannisters after all this shit with the Faith and Dorne would jump at the first chance to fuck the Lannisters up.
They wouldn't do this now, it would be, from a storytelling point, horrible to throw the Lannisters away when their plot is finally picking up.
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>>70638696
How is that not a good thing? Only good Tully is a dead Tully, and yes that includes that fucking faggot meme retard Edmure.
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>>70638688
>>70638670
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>>70638734
>not liking the Blackfish
>2016
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>>70638700
Because Jaime isn't a Baratheon

>inb4 Tommen isn't a Baratheon either

By law, he is
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>>70638696
They already ruined Jamie's arc anyway by not showing Cersei as the insane retard who rejects Jamie.
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>>70638682
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>>70637587

If Robb was still alive or Rickon or Bran came out and were capable of leading an army they'd all rally to them.


No house is going to bend over backwards for Sansa and bastard Jon.

Imagine if Ned came out of nowhere and surprise I'm not Ded Ned. Of course every single northern house would jump the Boltons.

They have no one to rally to. Only a Stark bitch and a Stark bastard. That's a hard sell.
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>>70638696
He needs the bad pussy.
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>>70638700
Gendry
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>>70638654
She never said he was decapitated only executed, she probably just cut his throat like Ned does to Dayne. Stannis IS that body.
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>>70638607
Crows go on trips all the time. Benjen is at Winterfell at the start of the series to feast with his family and we see recruiters all over the place.
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>>70638609
>"This is the will and word of Robert of House Baratheon, the First of his Name, King of the Andals and all the rest—put in the damn titles, you know how it goes. I do hereby command Eddard of House Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Hand of the King, to serve as Lord Regent and Protector of the Realm upon my … upon my death … to rule in my … in my stead, until my son Joffrey does come of age …"
>"Robert …" Joffrey is not your son, he wanted to say, but the words would not come. The agony was written too plainly across Robert's face; he could not hurt him more. So Ned bent his head and wrote, but where the king had said "my son Joffrey," he scrawled "my heir" instead. The deceit made him feel soiled. The lies we tell for love, he thought. May the gods forgive me.

Robert does indeed acknowledge Joffrey as his son and heir. He isn't biologically, but he was raised as one. Robert did get cuckolded and Robert did raise an heir that wasn't his son. But the King's lawful decree states that Joffrey is king. That's how it works.

Ned's autism doomed himself and his entire family.
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>>70638759
>I'm an angry old man, let's all die even though I haven't been home for half of my life!

And then? They all died! Gee what a shocker.
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>>70638689
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>>70638793
He is in open rebellion against the warden of the north, recruiting people to help him, and not wearing the black. He is very obviously not a member of the night waych
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>>70638801
They number a few hundred in one of the greatest castles in Westeros with two years of supplies not to mention the possibility of it being lifted by Jon later or Dany. If they get instantly killed next episode it would be supremely poor writing.
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>>70638719
Mashable did a good article on who would be next if there weren't any wars to break out. Jaime is next. Will that happen? Doubtful.
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>>70637587
That was before Umbers and Karstarks joined the Boltons, and honestly why would they bent the knee to Jon Snow or Sansa Leonel Lannister of Bolton?
Both aren't starks, Jon is going to turn into the king of the North because he's going to win the battle (with the Vale support) but that's the only reason.
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