>Today the number of children having sex with adults is beyond belief. If you define a child as anyone under 30, the figure is over 86%.
Can I have sex with this three-year-old girl now that's she's twenty five?
>Last month the notorious paedophile Sidney Cooke was blasted into space to spend the rest of his life aboard a one-man prison vessel, posing no further threat to children on Earth. But it was revealed that an eight-year-old boy was also placed on board by mistake, and is now trapped alone in space with the monster. A spokesman said: ‘This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen.
>Paedophiles are very good at disguising themselves. These are two photographs of the same paedophile, before and after.
>And it works, too. This man is still at large in the US. He is believed to have a low-status job inside the music industry.
Amazing comedy. Nothing like it recently.
>tfw quadraspazz on a lifeglug
thread kino
>>70613259
>tfw
>>70613259
>TFW I'll never be splatted by a roboplegic wrongcock.
JDIMSA
>>70612959
Pedos are really smart and talented, in 2000s UK found a pedo that literally disguised himself as a school.
>the crazy world of arthur brown
>unabummer
>small bean regarder
>buntyman
>nut administrator
>shrub rocketeer
>bush dodger
Its just another form of racism
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...
I'll never be able to decide which I love more, Brass Eye or The Day today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07sWzYObnk
that fucking shit eating grin at the end gets me every time
LIKE SOME CRAZY TROJAN --
>>70613517
>small bean regarder
Any Jam fans here?
Hated it in my teens
10 years later Its one of the best series I've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhKla4MEstY
>small bean regarder
gets me every fucking time.
The stretched twig of peace is at melting point!
>>70613588
...whore?
>>70613660
>YWN go inside for nice a plate of eggs.
Just end my life famalan
![howe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FlYOUYX.jpg "howe[1].jpg")
>>70613542
“I’m sitting opposite a man, he knows nothing, he talks all the time, the result is he’s a trenchant buffoon, he had no idea how to present television shows, he looks ridiculous in that fashion wear. He swans around all the time hoping that people will recognise him, when in fact nobody’s even remotely interested. He’s taken up enough time on this show already and he hasn’t even opened his mouth. God knows why he’s here, I’ve nothing to ask the guy. And for all I know he may be a coco shunter too. Darcus Howe.
>>70613529
>>70613517
>>70613643
>>70613691
scares me at how prophetic this episode was
Listen to this chaps. Literally one of the funnies things I've ever heard:
https://youtu.be/c5YIt4fdwZM
>english {{{{comedy}}}}}}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnS07NS8110
Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igYL5w0ZVc8
>Now that I've seen the proof... I apologize for my fellow blacks I'm sorry
>>70613925
>HE'S NOT A BABY ALAN!
topkek
>>70613660
>shooting the moisturizer like a fucked-up oil rig
https://youtu.be/STVAl9nr3Hw
>>70613839
>What a larf! What a larf! Does he heck!
This is genius
HE'S BEEN GETTING AWAY WITH IT IN SHEFFIELD FOR 12 YEARS
>>70613839
>"COURSE I DIDNT SEE A BULLET"
Im in fucking tears m8
>>70613660
Oooh chemotherapy wig
>>70613839
His Blue Jam 'remix' of Princess Diana's funeral is glorious. It got taken off air half way through broadcast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKns9QfQCzs
EDITED BY A MAN WHO AT THAT TIME HAD A 9 YEAR OLD NEPHEW WITH A NICE PINK ARSE AND NO HAIR ON HIS BALLS
>>70613925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajXMVL8DCM
A strong contender for the greatest O'Hanraha-hanrahan moment was after the series had finished
>>70613839
>There are many people who support the claims...
>Let's leave Mohamed Al Fayed off the list
>...Why?
Chris Morris in the 90s and early 2000s was fucking INCREDIBLE and anybody who doesn't agree has shit fucking taste honestly.or they're americucks who don't realise just how fucking good a satire his stuff was of British media
![Im.Alan.Partridge.S02E03.Bravealan.576p.DVDRip.DD2.0.x264-SDB.mkv[00_25_37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jOpKyzJ.jpg "Im.Alan.Partridge.S02E03.Bravealan.576p.DVDRip.DD2.0.x264-SDB.mkv[00_25_37].jpg")
WHY WON'T CHRIS MORRIS DO MORE STUFF
>>70614485
The BBC cancelling/not renewing Comedy Vehicle means he won't be on TV at all again.
>>70614534
MAKE A MOVIE THEN
>>70614336
>I'M COLLAPSING CHRIS
>>70613839
The FBI have known about cd's for ages!
Tip kek!
>>70614336
I'M OUT! I'M OUT!
>>70614485
He's prone to bouts of depressionduring which he does his best workand he's been deeplycontent for the last few years
Source: a low grade comedy writer I know who knows him
>>70614691
was he depressed when he did Jam because that was a fucking masterpiece
>genetically paedophiles have more in common with crabs than they do with you or me. That's scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.
>>70614773
Almost definitely.
Jam is probably the bleakest shit he has ever done. Its still hilarious and I love it, but its clearly coming from someone with a less than optimistic world view
TERRORISTS ARE GAY
TERRORISTS ARE GAY
IT'S OBVIOUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNmZ8bqkXvw
jam had the GOAT soundtrack
>Try telling that to these bog-brained murphys, you'd have more chance of getting a blowjob from the pope!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnao5SBunfI
>>70614691
Should we send nasty messages to him making him depressed to encourage him to work more?
His prank Radio stuff is fucking G O L D
https://youtu.be/QFzRxDv0QZo
>>70613660
Fucking terrifying for a sketch show.
And then 15 years later, Doctor Fox was arrested for sex crimes.
>>70613940
Brass Eye had the best intros
>>70615199
it was supposed to walk the line of horror & comedy
it was made in a way as to make it unnerving as fuck - they just got actors to lip sync the radio recordings of the sketches which made everything seem a little disjointed
His radio one music shows are on youtube and are all absolutely fantastic too.
Just a little snippet and one of my favourite moments of anything ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tq33sEQF6Q
>>70613660
I like Jaaaaam better
>>70613660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzquCGpuIsQ
FUCKING NODDY
>>70613660
MR LIZZARD
>>70615289
His music stuff is seriously underrated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTZ0hYlto7Q
>>70615357
He does Jarvis Cocker better than Jarvis Cocker
https://youtu.be/gxNyyZpP3GM
>>70615199
I don't understand what's so terrifying about it? It's just your regular black comedy, it's not even that explicit (I like it though)
>>70613925
PETER YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!
>>70615330
sounds just like the dude with the crappy animation of the big chin stick man
>>70615387
Would buy all the copies of Me Oh Myra if only it were a real song.
>The whole controversy is preposterous, these killings are obviously ironic
>>70615620
UZI LIKE A METAL DICK IN MY HAND
MAGAZINE LIKE A BIG TESTICLE GLAND
BITCH WANNA TRY IT
I SAY KEEP HER QUIET
SHOVE IT UP HER MOTHERFUCKING *** AND FRY IT
SINN FEIN IS A LEGITIMATE POLITICAL PARTY!
>>70615449
The way it's shot and edited, and the soundtrack. Maybe terrifying was the wrong word to use, but it's definitely creepy.
>>70615703
YOUR TONE IS ANTGONISTIC, AND YOU'RE MAKING ME VERY ANGRY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3mvNeiNtc
>>70615703
>tfw you remember when British TV had to overdub Gerry Adams' voice with that of an actor because simply hearing his voice would make you rise up against the glorious Empire.
>>70615824
it always make me laugh just how much like TDT news channels are new with swooshy graphics and ridiculous levels of overproduction.
>>70615824
If I were Thatcher, I'd have specified that he could only be overdubbed by a teenage girl with a sarcastic tone.
>>70612453
>>70613660
i made my mate watch the sex for houses sketch and he ended up in the fetal position by the end
I wonder if Simon Pegg even remembers being in this episode.
What if a madman broke in here with a machine gun and shot you to pieces? Anyone here yawning would get your blood in their mouth!
You shouldn't have come in! You've got bad AIDS, you shouldn't have come in!
"This is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
>>70613426
THATS NOT THE REAL QUOTE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Day Today Alan Partridge segments were absolute gold.
As much as I enjoy the rest of the Alan Partridge related tv this will always be my favourite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSf4NRE3OcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSf4NRE3OcI
>>70616625
LIQUID FOOTBALL
>>70612101
>If you define a child as anyone under 30
does not compute. call something more reasonable, like 21... or even up to 25.
![2380984-brass_eye_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rotRjHI.jpg "2380984-brass_eye_2[1].jpg")
I'm talking "Nonce Sense"
I actually got to meet him and have a quick chat (about radical Islam) back when he was doing the research for Four Lions.
This was after an event where Martin Amis and my stepdad was having a talk about Islamic terrorism over at the ICA and Morris and Richard Ayoade showed up in the audience. During the question period after the main part, Morris asked a question which I can't remember the nature of. I do remember the following exchange immediately after Amis failed to answer it to his satisfaction:
MORRIS: Can you just answer the question?
AYOADE: Yeah, Martin! Jesus!
MORRIS: (to Ayoade) Well, don't just sit there, invoking some deity. Let's hear him out.
He seemed like a decent bloke from what I recall of the conversation after. I will add also that without TV make-up, his port-wine stain facial birthmark is extremely noticeable.
>>70616665
>>70616625
Christ's Chin! Christ's Chin! Abba The Horse on the inside! Small-Time Gypsy Massacre gaining ground, closely followed by Epileptic Fridge Boy. And Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon breaking through there. Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon. Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon!
>>70616625
>>70616792
The horse name's are genius
>Zeinab Bedawi's 20 Hotels
>>70616625
>Alan Partridge World Cup segment
>moves the arrow thing, clips his side
>"Aaaaaaaahh"
Always makes me fucking howl. Why is it so funny?
>>70616923
>Two Headed Sex Beast
>MASSIVE Bereavement
An area of internet the size of Ireland
>>70616927
That whole segment is hilarious. So funnily convoluted
>>70613542
>>70613426
>>70612101
If you want a mindfuck, look up pictures of this guy with no makeup
>>70616792
>>70616923
>>70617082
>I did have a tip, I was going to tip New Years Lad but his horse box was hit by a Volvo on the M3. Terrible mess, apparently he's...dead...so bad luck there. Back to you, Chris.
>>70617173
ARE YOU REALLY 33?
![Chris_Morris_2010[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zKCiIss.jpg "Chris_Morris_2010[1].jpg")
>>70617146
Yeah birthmark he needs to cover up with makeup, still a crackin' funny lad tho
>>70617235
I imagine that aided in his cynical bitterness
>>70615449
It got pretty fucking unnerving at times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Hu6J3pEwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQm9sZnvH3g
>>70617235
Christ
>>70617235
i heard that was just a rash that he had during the promotion of 4 lions
but if it's a birthmark who gives a shit, the guy is a genius he could be the elephant man for all i care
>>70617235
This is why he made his break in radio first.
Does anybody have the Jam sketch where a man would repeatedly throw himself out of a first floor window to decide if he actually wanted to die?
>>70619672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEacGiMO3K0
>>70612101
>And as late as 1973, people still thought NOTHING of hits like 'Playground Bang-a-round'
>https://youtu.be/RcU7FaEEzNU?t=221
