Why didn't he just freeze the time, do all the boring work-related things, get some sleep and then unfreeze time? He would have time for his family and everything done.
if he did that then there wouldn't have been a movie....
>>70609731
So everybody wins.
>>70609763
/thread
>>70608290
That wasn't in the script
greentext me this flick
>>70608290
I would just rape everyone and everything.
He was in a dream bro
>>70611420
for a late stage sander flick this had a lot of heart
>>70608290
1. Because it's Adam Sandler (jew)
2. Because Adam Sandler fans are mostly uneducated lame brains, who aren't expected to think for themselves.
3. Because jews.
![wpid-adam_sandler2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3kk6971.jpg "wpid-adam_sandler2[1].jpg")
Pitch your script to Sandler, /tv/.
The thing was a devil trick monkey paw wish machine. If he had done tgat then sure ebough he would have got trapped in frozen time forever like tgat stop watch twilight zone episode
>>70613399
3 men 2 twos and a talking snake go on adventure into the desert where they lose their ego and all turn into one central thinking being
>>70611420
>guy gets remote that can fuck with time from some mystical old guy
>fucks around a lot
>some downsides he notices
>remote malfunctions
>skips into the future or some shit
>got cucked
>obese
>skips ahead more
>dies
>it was all a dream bro
>he learns from his mistakes
>>70613399
Ridiculous 6 2
>>70613399
Kevin Blart invites Adam Sandler to play basketball at Dylan & Cole Sprouse's house.
Adam develops a love interest in their stay-at-home mother, played by David Spade.
Hilarity ensues when Steve Buscemi shows up late for his cameo at a soccer tournament Adam participates in to win the heart of the Joanna Dirt Sprouse, and (a Taco Bell sponsorship).
>>70613399
Product Placement: The Movie. 90 minutes of Rob Schneider holding up signs on the corner of Laurel Canyon and Sunset.
because they just ripped off the script from a goosebumps episode.
>>70613468
Get some sleep, Anon.
