Why are they so fucking boring?
>>70607217
PC has killed comedy.
Because they're not gay
>>70607244
you must be a drag at parties.
I especially hate Jimmy Fallon, its something about his face that makes me want to beat the shit out of him.
>>70607252
Is he actually gay?
>>70607252
>Because they're not openly gay
ftfy
>>70607217
DUDE FUCK CONSERVATISM LMAO
>>70607244
This
>tfw no Craig
At least we still have Join or Die
>>70607313
Dude's straight as a flush.
>Trust me
>>70607290
Actually, I'm the funny one because nobody dares to make jokes anymore. :^)
>>70607290
>implting parties are fun without people sceeaming faggot at eachother while fighting
What would a PC party be like?
I never understood why 'late night shows' are a thing in American culture
They look awful. So fake and plastic.
Just an eerie, uncanny valley quality to them.
As well as the fact that they're never funny and there's so much fake laughter. What's the point?
Sterile. That's another word I was looking for. So sterile.
>>70607290
You must be in drag at parties.
>kimmel
>boring
because they're not john oliver
It's mostly made for YouTube trash now. I blame Kimmel's Mean Tweets segments.
>>70607217
I enjoy Kimmel's contents (as in skits and all that) the most out of all these chaps t b h
>>70607384
OMG Becky look at that Cis White Male
>>70607384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvRlJ_MzoII
>we're totally not a cult, we swear
>>70607416
Low quality bait
>>70607217
jimmy fallon is such a void of charisma I dont know how he got his job, he's clearly nervous the entire time and makes guests feel uncomfortable
>>70607413
what is this in regards to?
>>70607393
Craig was fun because it was mostly unscripted banter and him hitting on women.
>>70607217
Late night tv shows are a dying genre slowly abandoned by the audience, since tv itself is a legacy medium on the way of extinction.
The low quality of presenters actually reflects this reality.
Because they suck on liberal transgender cocks
>>70607413
Yes, kimmel is a boring fuck. Him roasting someone on twitter doesn't change that
>>70607464
pic related
>>70607244
this
>>70607313
Elton John is less gay than Graham Norton.
>>70607384
>those cis people eh? *muffled laughter*
>does anyone here like cis people? *profused boos*
>I mean come on it's literally 2016 *histerical laughters soar over the dim lit bar, the comedian can barely see the silhouettes of people throwing chairs at each other and people having seizures from laughing too much*
>>70607217
Who's the fat guy?
>>70607464
He asked her about her "private" pregnancy on his show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VK4vX4oxZc
there is nothing wrong with kimmel
>>70607563
James Corden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIBUWqSTp90
>>70607308
That's called jealousy, anon. It goes down as your self esteem goes up
>>70607290
Even comedians themselves say it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI9emLcjMOk&ab
>>70607619
What a fat cunt
james corden is the best, you should hang onto him forever america.
never let him come home.
>>70607217
>Kimmel
>boring
He's lowbrow but fucking funny m8
>>70607703
Nah take that fat fuck back and John Oliver
>>70607413
>>70607486
He said one edgy thing to one arrogant cultural marxist warrior who clearly deserved it. Doesn't make him entertaining or funny.
>>70607252
/thread
>>70607703
also Ricky Gervais
Never return him, please and thanks
>>70607217
Because none of them are funny. They should have chosen some successful standup comedians.
As a Brit I want an answer as to why you guys like to take some of the worst people from our country and make them famous
Literally nobody here knows who John Oliver is. Seriously.
Piers Morgan is known entirely for being an unlikeable cunt. The man's a punchline.
James Corden's not that famous at all here, he's known for playing the dimwitted fat guy in a few things, and he played Paul Potts in a movie nobody saw apart from me, since my fatfuck younger cousin played childhood Paul Potts and his actual screentime was slashed by 99%, and I ended up having to watch an entire fucking movie about a nobody Britain's Got Talent winner played by James fucking Corden because my obese cousin was approached in the street by a director who was amazed by his uncanny resemblance to a fat cunt opera singer on the basis that my cousin was a fucking fat fuck, and then he had all of his scenes taken out at the last minute apart a scene consisting of around ten seconds of running towards the camera.
>tfw actually wanting Leno and Letterman back now
There is literally nothing to watch late at night on cable now
>>70607585
True
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBtitOjc6Rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA34rQCNESg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgpfNScEd3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2mdwmpLYLY
>>70607900
>James Corden's not that famous at all here
come along now
When did that movie come out? How did it even get made lmao
>mfw that fat british guy is more popular than cuckbert
>>70607619
Knights should still be allowed to kill commoners.
>>70607940
The things I would do to that slut...
>>70607882
Standup in general is dying, most "comedians" now apparently think being a smug shitlib is funny, while the actual good comedians already make good money...why would they want to deal with the day-to-day rigors of television when they can make a shitload of money doing an HBO special once a year and still tour as they please?
>>70607478
Fallon has increased viewership from the last years of Leno, but I'm not sure how he's doing compared to the pre late night wars numbers that Jay had. Even if he's just picking up the viewers that Colbert is dropping that's still pretty good considering television is dying.
>>70607217
where's john oliver he's the worst one out of all of them
>>70607900
john oliver really made the right call jumping to america, he was a low tier guest on Mock the Week and pretty much nothing else on tv here.
amazing how big he is in america.
>>70607356
At can't believe they replaced Craig with that unfunny fat cunt James Corden.
>>70607217
The show is written for them, by people who aren't funny
RIP THE GOAT LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOSTRight after prime Conan which was back in the Late Night days in NY
>>70607308
IKR
conan failed
his ratings were shit and are shit right now
>>70608103
None of them are funny, this guy is no different
>>70607940
me like some jew tits
>>70607252
Jimmy Fallon is obviously a closeted homosexual. That is obvious from space. Nicole Kidman tends to be attracted to closeted homosexuals. Actually, she married two of them. Tom Cruise and Jimmy Fallon are actually kind of alike also, but Jimmy is less aware of how his gayness comes across. Not that there is anything wrong with that, at all, you are born how you are born and to each his own, but I find it funny that Kidman would be so attracted to men who are so obviously gay. A guy who loves to dance, and sing, and prance around, and play little games, and puts his hands to his mouth when pretending to be embarrassed, and has giggle fits, and has to fakely praise everyone he talks to without causing friction, is gay. Jimmy is gay and he should be out in the open to help people like him but he is not, probably because it wouldn't do his career good. My uncle was just like Jimmy, he even acted just like him, and everyone knew he was a closeted homosexual like Jimmy, he committed suicide cause he couldn't come out due to shame. Jimmy has a responsibility to his fellow closeted homosexuals and their community to come out and end the shame.
It is proper funny how the US takes our most annoying z list celebs and turn them into stars kek fucking stupid yanks.
>>70608161
He's on fucking TBS dude. He makes due with what he has.
>>70607922
Leno literally dindu nuffin though, all the Conanfags jumped on the hate bandwagon and ruined him.
Fuck Conan
>>70608246
he has lower ratings than george lopez when he had a show
>>70608253
how can you be this retarded?
>>70608253
not so subtle bait
>>70608253
this desu
People hate on Leno, but numbers don't lie.
>>70608210
This proves more about you than him.
>>70607217
Because the late night talk show format is inherently boring. It was created in a time when people didn't have any real choice in what to watch. It's a relic and once the boomers die off you'll see these shows start to follow.
>>70607252
this faggot has less charisma than any of the others, just cause he gets alisters to sit together doesn't make himself any good, jesus
how long until colbert is replaced?
>dem views
>1 vid has more than all of colberts
>>70608653
More than half of the videos on Colbert's page are about Trump.
>>70607252
This
/Thread
>>70608103
>do we have a picture of paul mccartney?
>the little stool in case tom cruise is ever on the show
so comfy
>>70607619
i like the bit at 1:20 where he's about to burst into tears. instead of the lame jonas brothers joke stewart should have just looked at him and asked him if he was going to cry and i bet he wouldn't have been able to hold it together.
>>70607252
most based faggot after freddie mercury
>>70608520
It makes his show much better though
>>70609166
Funny thing is, they're actually good friends now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pigi6UDhgKY
>>70608103
Guy was great, but most of the time he followed the same formula, especially near the end, and half of it usually fell flat because all of it was improvised. Super charismatic though, It was great watching him even if he didn't have much going on.
America, why are all your tv hosts libtard shills. Fucking bothers me so much
>>70607217
It's because they're no longer counterculture. Leftists have become the dominant cultural institutions, whereas in the cold war it was conservatives who dominated it. What that means, is that they'll never be incisive, or edgy, or push boundaries, because they're all in favor of the status quo. They OWN media and popular culture, so how are they ever going to make cutting remarks about it?
>>70607217
Jimmy Fallon is the worst one and the only one really worth singling out at this point you dipshit
>>70607252
Father Noel Furlong?
>>70607217
None of them try to deviate from the formula that grew stale over a decade ago. I'm surprised these shows are even popular at all. They're fucking lame and literally only ever good for celebrity interviews. The rest is just filler with normie-tier humor.
>>70609945
MDE
>>70608515
It was a natural evolution from the variety show. Late night talk shows were great as they offered a commentary on current events and showed off all the great people in the world. With the emergence of the internet the late shows lost their monopoly; the world could comment on events with itself and meet with interesting people directly.
The internet has fucked up a lot of shit since its birth. We don't have world fairs anymore because of the internet and that makes me sad, because my parents and grandparents would talk about the times they went to them and they sounded amazing.
he was the funniest and just made shit up on camera
>>70607217
i find Kimmel easiest to watch, his appearances on the stern show were great too. he also has some classic bits. see 'Fucking Ben Affleck'.
>>70608653
>7 of 16 sketches have Donald Trump in the title
And god knows how many more talk about him
What an unfunny cuck
>>70607252
He's not gay though.
>>70610087
What is MDE?
>>70608083
He might be a libtard cuck but at least he brings up interesting topics. The other guys are just shills for their guests and do pointless activities to waste time.
>>70608281
he has a very youthful humour, but young people don't watch talk shows
>>70609848
It's just propaganda fitted as comedy.
>>70607217
thoguht it was some dieagram
James Corden hosting the Tonys is going to be a fucking disaster. I love musicals and the Tonys almost never choose actual musical theater people to host. NPH, Nathan Lane, Bernadette Peters, Sutton Foster are the people that should be hosting. Not "le funny late night fat British guy". When will musicals finally be accepted as a legitimate art form?
>>70607244
>pc has killed comedy
>thinks nigger jokes are the epitome of the artform
>loves carlos mencia
people who whine about too much political correctness are typically the ones that hate jokes about white cis males. can you see the irony?
>>70610381
he was in The History Boys, which won a Tony.
self hating jew and alt right comedian sam hydleburg.
>>70610554
reply to
>>70610154
>>70610406
>he actually unironically said cis white males in a sentence
>>70607252
>>70607845
>>70608987
>>70609204
>liking a faggot
Please go here: >>>/lgbt/
Also Graham Norton is absolutely fucking shite. As another anon said, the only good thing about his show is he gets good guests. And he lets them speak which is good. Graham himself is a fucking annoying little poofter
Bring back Jonathan Ross for fuck's sake
>>70610406
>thinks nigger jokes are the epitome of the artform
>loves carlos mencia
Where did you get that from?
I only state what I've heard comedians say:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427218/Political-correctness-killing-comedy-says-John-Cleese-Monty-Python-star-believes-fear-offending-certain-groups-lead-1984-style-society-free-expression-not-allowed.html
http://www.salon.com/2015/06/10/10_famous_comedians_on_how_political_correctness_is_killing_comedy_we_are_addicted_to_the_rush_of_being_offended/
Not sure if you've noticed the outrage culture we're living in today, but PC has killed observational humor.
And I love me some whitey jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dhjwWhlk5Q
I like Kimmel because his interviews seem to be the most genuine.
Hate Fallon because hes the polar opposite.
>>70610502
And One Man Two Guvnors, for which he won a Tony.
>>70608515
>the late night talk show format is inherently boring
words of truth
Carson wasn't even funny and his show was tedious. how many channels were there in those days anyway.
Comedy today also has to bring something that can compete with the infinite stream of stimulation offered by the internet, and to do that you need a level of writing that simply isn't achievable night after night.
>Fallon
Pretends to laugh at his guest's stories, laughs at his own jokes, his show is basically him playing stupid games with celebrities
>Colbert
Nice selection of guests other than Hollywood actors/musicians, Kind of a boring host/boring interviews
>Kimmel
Low brow humor, but probably the most tolerable of the bunch
>Corden
His self deprecation is alright, otherwise it feels like he's trying too hard to be funny. DESU I don't really watch his show, but from what I've seen, his format of bringing all his guests out at once is weird
>Seth Myers
Feels like an extended episode of Weekend Update. His skits go on way longer than they should. He's like middle-of-the-road in terms of hosting. Not the worst, but certainly nowhere near the best either.
>Conan
IMO probably the best interviewer, but his skits are really hit or miss, usually fucking terrible. His show is at its best when he's not in the studio
>Craig
His unscripted banter is also hit or miss, really depending on the guest
i can only stand conan and kimmel, and its hit or miss on either. no one is truly good
>>70607217
James Corden is objectively worse than all of them combined.
>>70608083
>waaah he made fun of my drumpf
>>70607445
hahahha what the fuck
>>70611224
>graham is annoying
Yes and no. Graham is extremely witty and can banter with the best of them but the only thing good about this show is the interaction between the guests
Colbert>Kimmel>dog shit>Fallon>Corden
>>70609955
Let's play "Who Can Scream The Loudest?"
Why are straight wight males so boring?
You tell me dipshit
>>70612636
PUT SOME EFFORT IN FUCKING HELL
>>70608103
this guy wasn't funny either wtf
>>70608520
>>70611224
>>70612675
Dunno what ur talking about
Sounds like u got triggered anyway tho xd haha
>>70608210
Fresh pasta? I havent seen this one
>>70612759
haha omg you really got me wowww....
>>70607900
Feel sorry for your cousin, having a cousin like you.
>"Thats some ridiculous hair. Alright alrighr, so get a load of what Trump said this week! No but seriously please vote Democrat..."
Yeah, no thanks
I like Kimmel. His rustling of man-children vidya game "spectators" was fun.
Late night talk shows are infinitely better right now than they were when Leno and Letterman were in their heydays.
Fallon has gotten a lot better over the years. He's still terrible at monologues and his interviews are awful cause he just giggles like a little girl and tells the guest he loves them over and over. But his little sketches and games are great. He's at his best when he's doing impersonations and little SNL-esque skits, and you can tell they're trying to do more of that stuff.
Seth Myers is decent. I hate how he's never been able to shake the Weekend Update character though. He reads through every single joke he's still a news anchor, but at least he's actually a really good interviewer. Easily the best part of his show.
I've only seen Corden a handful of times, but it seems like he's either really fucking hilarious, or just god-awful cringe. The rap battle a couple weeks ago with Ross from friends and that fat Aussie girl was pretty hilarious.
I watch Conan on youtube. In the middle of the day. Very convenient.
>>70610101
the fuck are you talking about there are still world fairs
>>70609246
no fucking shit it does
>>70607217
They are white.
>>70615012
Sinbad and Arsenio were worse than all those white boys.
>>70607445
>Sarcuck of Acuck'd
>>70607308
He doesn't show the bottom of his teeth when he smiles. A truly happy person would, therefore whenever he smiles, you feel that he is lying to you and ou say fuck em
>>70612400
Oliver is wrong about nearly everything and is an authoritarian libtard cuck.
Kill yourself.
This is true LateKino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt095a-DLmY
>>70607445
>sargon of akkod
literally a white male patreon babbie who feeds on angry white males tears of lossing their partiarchal power.
>>70607217
The only one of those four that is genuinely terrible is Colbert
>>70607217
I'm 25 and I have no idea who any of those people are. Should I be concerned.
>>70615704
Jimmy Fallon is the worst of the bunch.
>>70607445
What exactly are these people "fighting"? Who's "chained" them? Capitalism?
They're restricted in who they can laugh at, freezing them out of the vast majority of comedy material. White, heterosexual men just aren't that rich a mine for things to laugh at.
