>walk into movie theater today
>see this
WHAT YEAR IS IT?
>>70605196
it's 2016. the year where manchildren refuse to grow out of commercialist garbage
>>70605196
1986
you must have entered our universe from your own. probably experienced a dimension split.
>>70605196
EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN
AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN
>>70605196
>Hollywood's face when they get to reboot everything with female cast and it's literally illegal to dislike it
>>70605196
Am I a bad person because I want to see Independence Day 2?
>>70605196
That Batman game is awesome
>>70606495
Nah it's ok to see the same movie more than once.
>>70605196
>What year is it
It was brand new
It's pretty comfy to be honest. Pic is me.
>>70608194
I had to put up that exact same Turtles standee in my theater
what a fucking pain in the ass
>>70608194
why are you vibrating your face like the flash?
>>70608194
Damn gurl you're just built for big black cock
>>70608194
It looks like if those turtles were humen, they would be black
>>70608363
Your job is soooo hard isn't it, ticket boy? Assembling cardboard and ripping tickets sounds worse than a gulag.
>>70608194
>Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
what did they mean by this
>>70608439
>>70608194
I would honestly impregnate you but you are looking like you are in the later stages of your 30's and I honestly I don't want a baby that looks like Mikey.
>>70608479
this
Yet Hollywood makes Warcraft-- for 100 million+, and Duncan Jones at the helm.
Still no Masters of the Universe remake or Thundercats. BAKA.
>>70608194
L O N D O N
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>>70608194
tranny pretending to be a woman pls go
>>70608612
>Still no Masters of the Universe remake or Thundercats.
Look what happened to transformers, tmnt, GIjoe and jem. Do you really want really terrible movies for them?
>>70605196
lol our generation is full of depressed adults unable to let go of their childhood shits funny as hell
>>70605196
HAVE NO FEARS WE'VE GOT STORIES FOR YEARS
>>70608479
are you triggered by my job?
>>70608765
This. Goddamn. I wish they would grow the fuck up and watch Mad Men or something fuck. I don't even watch chinese cartoons anymore.
>>70608194
when the white honey just fine
>>70608765
>>70608860
>lure the 90s kids/adults with the nostalgia factor
>hook younger generations by making it look like something they haven't seen
>rinse and repeat for future generations
It never ends
>>70608765
>>70608860
exactly, what is wrong with my classmates? they all play nicky bigass and justin beaver (lol) on their phones and I'm like wtf? I mean hello have you heard of The Beatles or Pink Floyd, I play them Boogie Wonderland whenever I get the chance between lectures to teach them what is true art
>>70608612
>tfw no Paul Verhoeven's body horror + R-rated action Biker Mice from Mars live movie
>>70608194
GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRL
Kik? ;^P
>>70609123
you 100% succesfully captured a 14 year old posting on youtube how he is different from the others with that post
bravo
>>70608194
DO YOU LIKE SEX
>>70608526
RALPH ISN'T BLACK
DELETE THIS
>>70608526
teenage ninjas
>>70605196
1987
>>70608479
Atleast he has a job
>>70609439
>ralph
>>70605196
ITS THE YEAR WHERE HOLLYWOOD IS SO RISK AVERSE LOOKING FOR THE EASY MONEY THAT WE WONT SEE AN ORIGINAL PROPERTY BLOCKBUSTER BASICALLY EVER AGAIN
CANT WAIT TILL THESE REREBOOTS TRADING ONLY ON NAME RECOGNITION START BOMBING SO THEY'RE FORCED TO DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL
>>70608194
Why do they look so niggerish? They look like spades painted green
>>70609439
>>70609532
Better?
Two Thousand Sixmeme
>>70606495
The boo and I just saw the first one a couple days ago, she'd never seen it, so now I'm hype.
Fuck man I just like going to the theaters.
>>70605196
>WHAT YEAR IS IT?
stop with this dumb reddit meme
>>70610169
>doesn't know Jumanji
>>70605196
Did you take these pictures with your cellphone, anon?
>see lanky kid taking a few random pics
>he's laughing to himself
>grinning at some unknown inner joke
>occasionally mutters "fucking reddit"
>glowers at everyone else
>finally gets asked what he's doing, his whole body literally jerks from being addressed
>immediately tries to say something, clearly just stuttering
>he leaves
Was this you?
>>70610233
>LE BAZINGA XD
stop
JUST FUCKING STOP
>>70608194
(you)
>>70610237
P word
make sure you buy some Funko Pops of Ghostbustere and Aliens and Ninja Turtled and Pee Wee and Seasme Street and every other franchise you loved as a kid
it's 2016 people
you need to buy cheap similar looking bobbles heads of every franchise from your childhood
c'mon people
it is 2 0 1 6
>>70606448
>mfw when this is actually true
>>70605196
Doctor Who accidentally opened a time portal thanks to the TARDIS.
>>70610457
How did these things get so big by the way?
Yeah they are cute, but it's no reason to have what's now probably thousands of different figures
[Consume]
[Buy Funko Pops]
[Obey]
>>70608194
You look like the lady from babadook
>>70605196
Fuck that Batman arcade game, it's rigged as shit.
[Gotta catch them all]
>>70610658
Any arcade game that isn't a fighter is designed to cheat your ass.
>>70610768
But in this one there's no skill involved. You get hit when the game wants you to get hit and there's no way to dodge any of it. The only cool thing about it is the selection of Batmobiles.
>>70608194
Man, I like your style, but who's the white lady in the right? Your grandma?
>>70608194
BIG
>>70610581
you are not supposed to catch 'em all, just the ones from your favorite franchises
>getting angry at movie and tie-in toys
>>70611366
I want a yoba pillow.
>>70611366
CANT WAIT FOR THE EMOJI MOVIE
SONY PICTURES IS TRULY THE CANCER STUDIO OF OUR TIME
I REALLY LIKE THEIR ELECTRONICS BRAND, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BUY SUCH A CANCEROUS MOVIE STUDIO
