>Sfurghhdbadarujfrhbegbadadrrusryvsgehiidbbadahejbprghbada
>SOLD
>it's a the tv crew has planted invaluable sports memorabilia in the locker episode
>MOTHER OF GOD IT'S AN NES 001, WE HIT THE JACKPOT BABY!
>Regular old storage unit filled with old furniture, plastic containers, mattresses and a fucking pristine Stradivarius violin
As someone who actually deals with buying storage units, the big finds happen maybe 1 in 100 times.
>>70604740
the best part is when theyre looking through the locker and estimating how much they can sell something for
>oh yea, here we got some school binders, easy $15 right there
>>70604740
Prefer Storage Wars because of Barry tbqh
>>70608254
more like it's a $15 tax write off when we can't sell them in X amount of time and put them in the garbage
jewish accounting 101
>>70608556
explain
>milf with big tits
>fat rednecks
>greedy jews including 1 names Schlomo
>angry manlet
>fake bids in the 10s of thousands
Best show
Top episode was when the fat rednecks "spent" 50k and got a container full of chinese shit and the trailer trash couple got a fucking tesla or some shit
>>70606369
Whats a NES 001?
>>70608159
As someone who does house clearances, I'd say even less (though I guess it depends on the area).
Keep in mind these are house clearances for people who have died or widows, chances of them having valuables is 10x the chance of someone putting it in a storage locker and not paying for it.
>>70604740
So are you sayin all them sweet shows I'm watching fake or smth?
>>70604807
>fat bitch and balding man always get the best items in the end
>show tries to portray them as the "good guys" in every conflict situation but its almost always instigated or perpetuated BY them
I watched this show to get angry at how fucking terrible the it tries to portray 2 cunts as good people among the bad.
>>70608777
The NES consoles all had the model number 101 printed on the underneath. For some reason this guy asumed it was worth $13000 since he saw one sell for that on eBay (the one on eBay had a boxed, near mint copy of Stadium Events
>oh wow here's a used toothbrush and a crude drawing on a paper smeared with shit, I can easily get 500$ for that
>>70608855
I buy units and my cousin was interviewed to be one the show, it's totally fucking fake - all the shit is put in the units before hand but that's obvious.y
Actual units are generally full of scooters, bikes, useless furniture, clothes and shit like moogs and mixters. You're lucky to break even some times so the idea of quadrupling your money is silly.
>>70604740
>Open storage room someone used as a garage in a time of need
>Several paintings worth tens of thousands of dollars stuffed between a lawnmower and old shirts
These 'reality' shows are the worst, fucking Discovery and NatGeo have gone to shit. The worst was the one where the fat American ex-wrestler dug up a diamond ring, glass eye, pistol and medieval Indian speartip from a square meter of New England backyard
>>70608850
Guess it depends on what you consider "big finds".
Weve done a few hundred and had good finds (like big amounts of cash or a bag of gold jewelry) only a few times.
My personal favorite find (not by value or anything) was a vhs of a tracy lords porno. I didnt keep it though. Didnt know what it was until afyer it was in the trash.
>>70608723
Go ask /biz/ or take an accounting course if you want a real answer. I admit it's been a while since I took mine required courses, but basically this --
There's a calculable figure you put on the amount it costs you to store inventory (hey, you have to have a warehouse to put that shit in and it costs money to secure it, power the lights in it, etc.). Over time, this makes the items depreciate (be of lesser value than they were originally). Eventually their value on "the books" is zero and you can write it off on your taxes as losses for your business. The binders go in the garbage (like they should have to begin with) and you've freed up more space in your warehouse for other junk.
So -- buy a bunch of shit nobody wants, overestimate its value, find some bombed-out shack to put it in, hire a jew to work your books (or study the jewish arts yourself), and throw out shit occasionally. You essentially make money on garbage.
>>70608777
>>70608993
To further expand, nintendo marks all their shit with a 3 letters and 3 numbers.
Some examples
Og nes is nes-001
Top loader nes is nes-101
The nes power brick is nes-002
Og gameboysp is ags-001
Backlit gba is ags-101
Does anyone else watch this?
I kinda enjoy watching people shape metal.
Can't imagine it running for very long, though.
>>70609186
Nah, I bought a table and six chairs for 400$ ans sold them for 3080$ But when that part of the auction came I was alone with just a old man that was looking for stuff for his grandauther.
>>70604740
MINE
>>70609683
MONEY
>>70609683
500 KING KONG COBRA POUNDS BOOOOOOOOOOOM
>crumbled up newspaper that was pissed on by a cat
That's a good $45 right there
>>70608159
As someone who buys from storage buyers I say the big finds happen more often than you think, ya'll just don't know your shit.
>>70611368
U right, surely theres treasure in moldy clothes and stained matresses.
>>70611417
I recently found a Renee Lalique pendant in the coat of a woman's pocket piled up in trash clothes an estate liquidator had, even showed it to him and he still sold it to me for next to nothing.
>implying the lot owners don't have spare keys
>implying they don't rifle through the lockers before the auctions
>That's bags of trash, I can sell them for each 100 $
>PHEEWW WHEEW LETS CHECK THAT OLD ASS BOX JERRY
>SURE THING SAMMY
>NO FUCKING WAY
>WHAT?
>THIS IS THE ORIGINAL MEIN KAMPF WRITTEN BY ADOLF HITLER
>>70611706
I remember one of them had a Nazi uniform and medals in and it took the date on the back of one of the medals for them to work out it was "from the Hitler era"
>it's a T Money episode
>>70611975
They found it in an 'unnamed child star's' unit
Who was the child star?
>>70611975
>>70612039
Which episode?
>>70611593
They dont have spare keys because the locks are put on by the people that rent the storage units.
The storage unit owners will cut the locks off and put on their own locks when the renters dont pay. But some places definitely go through shit before auctioning off the units.
Weve gone to auctions where the shit you can reach has obviously been rifled through and had some "choice" stuff in plain sight.
>>70611545
You can definitely find decent shit if you want to spend hours and hours going through rank ass clothing. Its just a numbers game though.
At some point you have to make a decision when youre facing 10 fifty gallon trash bags (which were hidden from sight in the back of a unit) full of damp clothes.
Now that im thinking of it, we really need to invest in a metal detector.
Best storage hunter right here.
>>70609518
I skip chunks but it can be fun
>>70613250
Thats the dude from ER right? The later seasons, not eric la salle
>it's a Barry finds suge knights clothes episode
>>70604807
>it's a tv crew has planted a bomb in the locker episode
>its a mark balelo kills himself episode
>>70612039
probably mcaulin culkin
>>70609518
Love this show.
Hate the fake asian "it will kill" guy. He seems like a skinny version of an animu memelord.
The nerd historian and metalworker judge are great though.
OFFICIAL STORAGE KINO POWER RANKINGS
1. T-Money
2. Heavy D
3. Jessie
4. MINE
5. Papa Bear
6. Linda
7. Green Mile
8. ILL AVE SOME OF THAT
9000001. Team Brandori
>>70613792
They try way too hard with that shitty catch phrase
>smaller uk version of 'green mile'
>called 'mini mile'
>not 'kilometre'
>>70613632
that would be good television
>>70614456
Well you're in luck, they actually had an episode where they called in a bomb squad
>Dont mind us. Just being the best duo in reality tv period.
>>70604740
*every preview I've ever seen for this garbage
>"There had better be something big in this thing or it may be the end of Tru TV's Storage Hunters"
>>70614787
she's so fucking crazy, I want to marry her and make a whole passel of crazy children
>>70614301
>>70614456
>>70614722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6pFSlbdCT8
>>70608993
>>70609484
didn't he believe that the 001 was the manufacturer's number or something or other (and that it was literally the first nes made) and not that it's just the model number?
>>70604740
is he really an auctioneer, or just an actor?
his abreabreabreabrea is quite horrible
>>70615052
bit of both. He does know enough about certain things and their value
>>70614943
I think so. I dont know if they ever addressed what exactly was going through his head.
![Team-Brandori-Making-Money-from-Second-Hand-Goods[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8okOqUw.jpg "Team-Brandori-Making-Money-from-Second-Hand-Goods[1].jpg")
are these people suppose to be likable
>>70615052
He's an Iraq War vet who became a comedian, noticed the gap in the market for a storage hunting reality TVs series, and then trained to be an auctioneer.
Cool guy tbqh
>>70608993
Wait wut... I have an original NES model NES- 001, am I rich?
>>70615196
I quite like Brandon
>>70615323
Fuck yeah!
Maybe you can sell it to marc for 6k, plenty of meat left on the bone for him at that price.
>>70615380
Are you serious, m8? I have no cash left and this is a fucking blessing.
>>70615052
He's a stand-up
>>70614916
as if a crackhead would have the necessary know how to rig a bomb to a garage door
>>70606369
In his defense he killed himself for being so stupid.
>>70614910
I feel exactly the same way.
>>70609710
>>70610702
>These two
Are they told to behave like that? Were there no cameras, would they still be doing their catch phrases? The black I can believe. It just seems like something they'd do, given their """culture""". The other one though - is he developmentally challenged? Are both of them?
Tbh though, that couple who seem to think spending an excessive amount of money is inherently impressive or something to be proud of are truly pieces of shit.
that brandi chick has a video on pornhub i guess
>>70615196
>I TOLD YOU BRANDONNNN
>SEE I TOLD YOU
>I TOLD YOU I WAS RIGHT BRANDONNN
Fucking kill it
>>70615980
Lies. LINK PLZ
>>70610834
>half-eaten twinkie and a pack of big league chew?
Solid 55 big ones.
>>70616007
type storage wars in the search bar and see the first result.
not so sure about its authenticity tho
>>70616079
Sounds like BS.
>>70615980
lookalike
>>70604740
One of my Dad's friends was putting stuff away in his storage shed while they were filming one of these.
They hired him to play one of the random other bidders and told him how much to bid to "win" a unit.
>>70616223
did you watch? have a look at it bcuz id like some expert opinion
>>70604740
>pay 1000$ for some useless bullshit nobody would EVER pay for
>guy who bought it pretends he can sell it for profit
>yfw there's a tarp
>that one episode where a container has a $50 000 tesla car in it
jesus FUCKING christ
>it's a shitty piece of old furniture is worth 800 dollars episode
every
single
episode
>>70616359
>Picks up a literal piece of shit.
>That's $5.00 any time of the day.
>>70616511
This. Who buys a Goodwill-donation-tier couch for $800 unless it's an even shittier rent-to-own type place?
>>70616241
This most likely, though she was a stripper.
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJK-uHS8nGiE&start1=20&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Du8V9Rl9IneA&start2=0&authorName=American+Television
>>70616504
Always wondered about this stuff. Were these owned by cartel members that abruptly died in a shoot out or something?
>>70614913
awww yus
>>70616511
somewhere along the line people started thinking vintage stands for "old pile of shit"
>>70616504
>the other that was full of wristbands and tshirts and sold for $42,000
>>70616626
Boomers grasping at straws they'll be able to afford their lavish lifestyle in retirement.
>>70616504
link?
>>70616603
im fucking dying
>Be American
>Store my stuff in a Storage
>Someone without my permisson buys it and sells my shit
>le dumb blond lady
>>70604740
my browfu is in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93oN36JteI
Why are you not watching the best Discovery show?
>a car restoration show
>they're all classic but easily affordable cars
>they actually step through how the repairs are done and give you tips on how to do similar repairs
>No celebrities popping in with their cars (they once did a car for one of their dads and that's it)
>they don't do stupid shit like putting in an xbox in the dashboard or a bar in the boot, they just repair and restore.
Show is maximum confy and shits on all the fake, scripted shit they do.
>>70616619
>>70614913
>no porn of her
>not even a bikini shoot
>>70616693
You'd know if you've ever bought a storage unit that if you fall back on payments they get your shit and get to sell that. Oh of course you knew that, you're just another petty faggot from england who spends his days being impotently hateful over an entity such as america instead of getting your teeth scrapped.
Fucking mutts on this board.
>>70616693
Its part of the storage unit rental agreement that you sign. Fail to pay rent, they sieze your items and sell them to recoup lost rent.
>implying that 99% of the time people abandon a storage unit that it's not solely because it was full of a bunch of worthless shit they didn't feel like moving
Yeah go ahead and drop a few thousand on it though. Makes for good tv
>>70616771
Your brownfu is one of those girls that goes rararararara over your dick
>>70616897
>brownfu
brow-fu
My cousin died and his estate went to my father and he brought me along to see if there was anything of value.
His house was full of shit but he was growing pot in the garage and we sold the lighting for a few thousand. Destroyed the pot & seeds though. Dad was no fun allowed.
>>70616787
Wheeler Dealers is fucking god-tier levels of comfy.
Edd makes all sorts of weird and wonderful vehicles too.
>>70609518
Swordkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6pFSlbdCT8
gets me every time
>>70609518
That might be the nu-est male I've ever seen, Jesus.
>>70610702
the fucking best by far
That one where they buy lost luggage at the air port is more believable
>>70609518
I used to enjoy watching food network shows and these types of contest shows until hipster faggotry became the prevailing costume of these homos and now every food network show seems to have a mandatory quota of 50% faggots and a mandatory "good life choices" amount of tattoos on them.
>>70616787
I hate this show
>Look, we made a great profit of £400! Forgot the hours of labour Ed put in that would in reality far supersede any money we make back!
>>70616787
Is it American though? With fast cuts, weird camera movements and obnoxious music?
>>70616787
I know Mike Brewer, we live in the same village as him and his Mrs. I always beat him at darts in the Green Man.
>>70617224
I love that old guy that dresses like a dandy
i wanna be like him when I grow up
I love all this kind of shows.
Except that one starring a thing and annoying bro and a big fat and bald guy with a tattoo on his head
>>70616939
Cousin estate went to your dad? Wtf
>>70616787
Can't stand it. You can't make a car show without banter or likeable guys
>>70616787
Best car show ever.
>>70616787
Watching the S2000 episode from last season now
Top show, thanks for the recommend
>>70617489
faggot and mexicanmetalhead
>>70617684
Not every car show has to be Top Gear
>>70617684
>implying Mr Edd China isn't the most likeable guy in TV motoring.
>>70616787
'OLD OUT YOUR 'AND
>>70617831
Nothing will ever be as good as Top Gear, FACT
>>70614371
No one uses kilometres over miles in the UK. Literally no one.
>>70617797
average suburban white kid and kerry king
>>70617335
It's not supposed to be a way for you to make a living, you retard. It's "you can pay for your hobby of dicking around with old cars" if you like to turn wrenches in your spare time.
>>70616787
No joke Ed China is a fucking genius.
Fat Mike can't haggle for shit, though.
>>70618124
I think that is more it being a TV show than anything. 9 times out of 10 they buy cars from the general public and don't want to come across like they're ripping people off. Same goes for when they're selling it at the end.
>>70618196
Exactly. It's just like when they overspend on some part or mod just to make it cool, knowing they could get away with less. It just makes for good /tv/.
>>70614916
>>70617074
fucking ridiculous lmao
>>70618260
This. It is also no coincidence that they buy the majority of their parts from small businesses rather than big chain stores.
I never get how they sell someone's storage unit. Did the previous owners didn't pay their rent on time? or did they pass away? or do the storage owners gave consent of having their storage being sold away?
>>70617797
Those fuckers!
I mean, all this kind of shows are scripted, but this one? It's so scripted it feels like it's insulting your intelligence
>>70618370
you just answered your own question bro
is this some sort of new "bait method" i'm unaware of? Pretending to not know shit. Maybe I didn't get the memo?
>>70618375
But they placed a nice disclaimer at the beginning :^)
>>70618418
sorry for not being a fan of Storage wars or shit on History channel
>>70618370
It's theft. The owners fail to pay their rent on time for whatever reason - let's say that's maybe a few hundred dollars - and then they sell off your priceless heirlooms, rockets and fusion reactors and pocket the lolly. That is considered 'fair'. Despicable behaviour. If they recouped their losses up to the value of the rental that would be reasonable, but they do not do that.
>>70618472
Don't be, Hitler Channel is garbage
>>70604740
>A urine stained mattress, a tattered box full of paperwork from the late 90's, three bottles of Zima, some half colored coloring books, a plastic bag full of bike chains, two folding chairs that don't fold, and a Creepy Crawlers oven that broke 20 years ago
>That's 50 dollar bills all day long at the swap
>>70618530
When it actually used to be Hitler Channel it was pretty good. Tales of the Gun for instance was probably the best firearms show ever made.
Now it's all realityshit with little to no educational content and I don't blame anybody for not watching it anymore.
>>70615052
He's a stand up, he was 'interviewed' on Alan Davies' show during (I think) the last series and was pretty fucking funny too.
>>70614301
>storage kino
Got a chuckle out of me.
/waifu/
>>70617684
>muh top gear
AYE AYE LAD! YOU COMING DOWN THA PUB FOR A PINT AND SOME BANTA?
Check it out Brando a moth eaten shirt in a trash bag that's a 15 dollar bill all day long
>IS THAT DARRELL BIDDING?
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>70619127
>a blonde with brown eyes
Absolutely disgustinglooks like she's got a great set of knockers though
>>70619823
>looks like she's got a great set of knockers though
You'd be right
>>70614916
>normies are retarded enough to believe the storage lockers aren't searched before they're put on auction
>normies are retarded enough to believe the managers wouldn't notice someone setting up a meth lab on their property
>>70614301
Dave "yup" is the undisputed storagekino King. He surpassed the entire charade and rose above it
I just bought this locker for 200 United States Dollars
I knew this locker was packed with good stuff
I found this east asian naginata. I dont know how much it's worth, but we're getting it checked
Turns out it was an ancient sharp dildo, used by the chinese to fend off the japanese.
>How Much is it worth?
>Like 5 bucks
>And today, Darrel walked away with a profit of 4000 USD.
Now thats what I call doing it rough! ;)
>>70610702
I'LL 'AVE SUM O' THAT
>>70616603
LOL
>>70616730
>that episode where she found a working delorean in a bin
Gotta be fucking fake.
>>70610702
Based Heavy D is basically a real life troll who cares more about antagonising his fellow contestants than actually making a profit.
>>70620765
>>70610702
Get this guy outta here!
>>70616603
Brilliant
>>70619563
>>70620600
Didn't they supposedly make millions on that one locker full of paintings though?
And didn't the yuuup guy come out saying the whole show is bullshit after getting booted?
>>70620923
My dad's like this too. He also watched Antiques Roadtrip, Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is, Salvage Hunters, and American Pickers.
>>70614301
Jessie's a fucking lil pussy, put Green Mile higher
>>70608740
Those are some saucy tits
>that Cuban lady from Storage Wars Miami
wew
"Discovery" will never have a Junkyard Wars again.
>>70606369
Did he actually say this or is this satire?
>wow this was a shit locker.
>Oh oh oh WAIT A MINUTE
>Wahoo hoo!
>Cuts to commercial
>LOOK AT THIS
>A pile of newspapers written the day Elvis died
>500 of them
>That's easily worth 15 grand right there
>>70621928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95eUhuR8_ps
>>70622338
They never cut to commercial in the version they show in my country
Same with other shows.
>>70614916
>That explosion
Fake as fuck.
>>70614916
Did anyone die?
>>70622338
>>Look at these old VHS movies. There are hundreds of them
>>I can get at least $20 each for them in my store
>>70616277
How much did they pay him?
>>70622542
No, but that NES incident literally caused that guy to kill himself. Guess getting btfo that hard on national /tv/ can do that to a person. Just look at his face when the dude in the store explains that it's literally a piece of garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGiHfNrFIyg
how much do they pay these guys to act retarded lmao
>>70614943
I think he thought 001 was the first production run for the NES, but even then that could be thousands upon thousands of units so it may not have been a rarity for that fact alone.
>WOAH WHAT'S ALL THIS?!
>oh it's just peices of garbage
>bUT WAIT WHATS THAT?!?!
>cut to commerical
>Holy shit IT'S AN ORIGINAL VAN GOH!!!
>Bro this stuff's worth like 20,000,000 bucks dude!
>Sweet dude we'll sell it for 200!
>>70608254
Thats a $300 dollar bill all day.
>>70621878
>Junkyard wars
>Not Scrapheep Challenge
Americans
>>70622487
Jesus christ
>>70622538
They cut to commercial literally at every locker reveal when they've found the "big" treasure.
>>70623012
holy fuck
my sides
>>70613632
Lel fuck that episode.
>ayup pays 10k for a shitty looking unit just to spite redneck
>contains the actual Excalibur from arthurian legend
Some luck. Low tier episode otherwise though, especially the locker with corpses of mob victims. They really could have cut all the puking and crying.
>>70611975
>its a Nazi uniform sex doll fetish episode
>>70604740
>Its a scripted fake episode where something exciting happens
>every episode
>>70624065
My favorite is the one where jared finds the skull of the missing link but his harpy wife forces him to trash it.
