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>Character is drinking hard liquor with no ice or mixture
>Doesn't cringe his face or doesn't act like it taste like cat piss.
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>>70603093

Alcoholics don't care as long as they get their fix, they'll drink rubbing alcohol like Kathryn Winnick's bathwater.
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>>70603093
The more you drink it, the more you get used to it
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>>70603093
I drink white liquor straight. Whiskey I like some chase
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>>70603093
hehe you'll get used to it, kiddo ;)
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>character is smoking weed
>doesnt get affected by crippling paranoia
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>>70603093
>drinking shit tier alcohol

The good stuff doesn't taste bad or have the same bite as your $10 convenience store jug of whisky.
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i'm drinking bottom of the barrel 9% cider right now because it's cheap and comes in 4 litres.

i literally drink a full glass at a time and just wince a bit and carry on with what i'm doing.

if you're dependent/drink a lot of alcohol, the taste becomes acceptable.
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>>70603300
>character is a smoke weed everday 420 xd stoner
>he can still get high
>he isn't extremely agitated when he doesn't hit the bong every hour
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>character has a soda
>a soda
>a

(as in a soda: singular)
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>>70603335
9% can't shouldn't make you wince at all pussy.
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>>70603413
sorry i meant 99%.
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>>70603413
are you fucking dumb? have you ever drank the cheapest, most disgusting cider you can get your hands on?

you don't wince from the alcohol burn, you wince from the sheer taste, you spastic.
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>>70603198
>Kathryn Winnick's bathwater
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>Character is drinking liquor
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You learn to savor the burn.

The only thing I can't tolerate at this point is scotch. Still tastes like gasoline.
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>>70603335
jesus man i literally drink 40-something percent vodka straight without wincing unless i choose to (I often chose to react as it's fun, like letting yourself feel drunk after two beers)
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>>70603335
>9%

Why would you be wincing at that? Isn't cider just like apple juice anyway? Lmao
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>>70603593
Fuck you
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>>70603300
oh man i wish i could go back to when weed made me paranoid. those were the days m8. sweating bullets and hoping the high goes away before your mom comes in or calls you.
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>>70603461
>low alcohol
>tastes like shit
Why would you buy it then?
Get OE at that point it's 8% and cheap as fuck.
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>>70603594
>I often chose to react as it's fun
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>>70603335
fucking pathetic
good bait
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>>70603335
people who are acting like this is nothing clearly haven't enjoyed the plentiful offerings of dirt cheap super strength cider from an off license

its genuinely disgusting, drinking neat liquor is preferable over it. Alcohol burn for a few seconds is better than drinking actual pisswater
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>>70603724
Ah to be 16 again
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>>70603335
Found the underage redditor
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>>70603981
Nah, you're a puss
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>>70604097
you're so cool, anon, i wish I could be a strong macho man like you who can throwback any liquor without so much as a thought to the taste

please teach me to get on your level
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>>70603335
>9%
what is this 8th grade
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>>70603198
>Kathryn Winnick's bathwater.
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>>70604115
this is 9gag tier shitposting, end yourself
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>>70603335
>9%
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>>70603335
18+
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>caught myself thicking destructive thoughts before work yesterday morning.
>before I went to work I tried to buy whiskey for fun
>stopped myself at the door
>turned right around
>felt better than drinking

Its a strange feel. Whos the best crippling alcoholic in flim /tv/?
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>>70604254
John McClane
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>>70604187
because what you posted wasn't shitposting either?

kys cunt
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>>70604302
I'm not him
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>>70604302
It wasn't shitposting, it was a fact.
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You're not a man until you've experienced a shot of neat 95% Spiritus Fortis
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>>70604542
>it's only shitposting when someone else does it

drink bleach

you should have no struggle doing that since you're so cool
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How often does /tv/ drink alone?

>used to be able to have fun while drinking
>now I inevitably end up in a foul mood after a while
>even when I was having a blast at the start
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>>70604647
About every day
But I only drink beer so I have to drink a fuckton to actually get proper drunk and depressed
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>>70604573
Say goodbye to your esophagus lining.
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>>70603300
See whenever I have smoked weed in the past it just gave me a light headache
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>>70603300
>Character is smoking weed
>Doesn't fuck around with his tongue and teeth, pushing on them until they begin to shift and move and eventually fall out in a pile on the floor.
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>>70604573
I'm no doctor, but I think drinking anything above 40% alcohol will immediately tear up your insides.

You might as well drink actual medical rubbing alcohol or drink bleach.
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>>70604724
>tfw this happens in every single dream of mine
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>>70603413
>>70603594
>>70603638
>>70603899
>>70603981
>>70604047
>>70604153
>>70604209
>>70604250
Wow, look at all these manly men who are proud of ingesting literal poison and enjoying it and also berating others who prefer their poison not quite as poisonous. /tv/ truly is the the manliest board around.
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>>70604647
Always and exclusively unless at I'm at a bar which I then have the company of the bartender.

So pretty much always. 95% of my social life outside work is sitting at a bar talking to bartenders and other regulars.
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>>70604790
>I guzzle cum
what did he mean by this?
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>>70604790
18+
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>>70604793
yesterday i was at an outdoor bar having a beer sitting in the sun

this cute girl that sits close to me straight up asks "so you just come here alone?"

i said "yea it's my fuckin day off what else am i supposed to do"

and that was the end of my interaction with her
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>>70604793
>sitting at a bar talking to bartenders and other regulars
this sounds comfy to be fair
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>>70603300
>character does lsd/shrooms
>doesnt pretend to be flying
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>>70604790
nerd alert
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>>70604832
did she ask out of interest or out of spite?
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>>70603093
>he actually thinks hard liquor should be taken with ice in it
>he drinks shit liquor
Whatever by colored friend,thats why you are a nigger.
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>>70604879
no idea, she said it in a way that made her sound like a cunt so i didnt bother analyzing further
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>>70603593
one drop of tap water, trust me

no ice ice ruins drinks
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>>70604702
>>70604754

Weak American cucks

>bawwww muh latin words bawwww it burns
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>character wakes up
>isn't tired from the nightmares
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>>70604851
It is, but it's expensive. I easily spent over $5k at bars last year. Probably over 6 wouldn't be surprised about 8.

It is lonely though. Makes you hate sitting alone at home.
>>70604832
Women just don't underatand.
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>>70603093

Buy good bourbon or whisky and it's legitimately good drinking it straight.
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>little girl
>timeskip five years
>she has a baby
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>>70603981
i honestly don't know who is baiting who

i'd take your average vodka neat than room temperature white ace, which is only 7.5%

cheap strong cider is literally devil piss
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is it just me or drinking hard liquor gives me the worst shits the next day
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>>70604754

>I'm no doctor

K

>I think drinking anything above 40% alcohol will immediately tear up your insides

And the previous statement became very apparent
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>>70604879
There is no interest from women like that. They're just dumb cunts and have no bar etiquitte.
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>>70604705
probably didn't inhale properly. I used to make the same mistake during my early days.
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>>70603093
>Character takes his liquor with ice
>Character is not a homosexual
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>>70604647

I drink a bit of bourbon every single day after work. I don't really consider it drinking. Every other weekend or so I usually drink a pretty good amount of beer.
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>decide it would be cool to see study in a foreign country
>go there for a year
>currently halfway through, can't speak the language well enough to talk to anyone
>feel like a child because I can only express that I want things
>surrounded by people and completely alone
>gorgeous city to walk through, alone
>go to bars everyday to relieve the loneliness
>can't even tall to the bartender of the regulars
>mfw I'm slipping into depression for the first time in my life
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>>70603093
>"don't do it you'll be just as worse as him!"
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>>70604898
10/10 anon tell her to scootch her cooch elsewhere
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>>70603093

>hes never tasted expesive liquor

Mate save up some money. Buy a 100Euro bottle of whisky and you will never drink anything else, ever again.
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>>70603300
>character is smoking weed
>whoa dude, look at my hands, my hands are so freaky lmao
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>>70603093
Go do your homework son.
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>>70603093
>A teenagers gets a bottle of liquor handed to them and takes a few sips
>starts coughing
End this meme
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>character is gay
>isn't lynched by white men

What is this 2015?
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>>70603335
>itt underage and privileged kids not knowing about hard cider which comes in plastic bottles and tastes like you've just accidently took a drink out of your bedroom piss bottle which has been fermenting for 2 weeks but it somehow got mixed with soil diphtheria

i really hope all these replies i am seeing are just good ol' fashioned hivemind bait, but there's got to be 1 or 2 who genuinely believe what they're seeing.
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>>70603335
>9%
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>>70605022
>drinks for the taste
>bitching yourself/weakening your self control
>not making yourself unfuckwithable

You're the dumbest person here.
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>>70605006
Nobody speaks english, not even bartenders?
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>>70605022

You don't even need to spend that much. Buy something middle of the road ($50-60 or so, no idea what that translates to Euros) and you can easily see a quality increase.

Although you are right, as you go up from there you will see a quality increase. Vodka on the other hand is the same no matter what, unless it was filtered through a dirty sock.
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who /teetotaler/ here?
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>tfw this thread has become a bunch of men trying to prove their fragile masculinity by talking about the right way to drink liquid
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>>70605006
Cool
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>graduate college
>get real job
>have no desire to drink anymore, other than on social outings, and just 1-3 drinks.

alcoholics get OUT
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>>70605006
what country?
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>>70604790
Fuck off tumblr
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>>70605117
>Has a lifetime of heartache, heartbreak, disappointment, and sorrow ahead of him.
>Trying to get through it sober.
Don't be a fool.
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>>70605076

I dont drink, except on very special occasions

BUT, when I do drink (new years) I drink good stuff.
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>>70605123
he's right you know
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>>70605079
Have you been to europe lol.
Germany,Italy,Spain dont know single word or English.
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>>70605057
Whilst I agree with you, isn't dirt cheap hobo cider more of a british/European thing? Given that this is an american site it's easy to understand how they can't appreciate how truly grim cheap cider is
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>>70605141
Spain
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>>70605105

Agreed.

I bought a 60$ vodka bottle once and Ill never do it again. It was actually worse than grey goose or stoli.

Tequila is where the money shows in quality. 200$ dollar tequila is literally fun juice.
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>>70605171
Yes, they do. Even in shitholes like Hungary they do. Maybe not theoretical physics levels, but you can have a casual conversation with college students
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>>70605123

While true.. it's pretty fucking stupid to buy top shelf spirits and water it down or mix it. Some people like the good stuff straight, myself included.

Nothing wrong with mixing your alcohol or watering it down if that is your desire. Just buy the cheap shit and enjoy.
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>>70605123
>fragile masculinity
I'll beat your fragile skull in with my masculine fists you cunt
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>>70605123

>tfw the typical beta response is turning to meta memes to feel less inadequate.
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>>70605203

I dislike Tequila... but you are dead on. My cousin had me try some top shelf shit he got near the border and it was amazing.
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>>70605180
maybe it is. still, i'd take a bottle of cheap whiskey over a bottle of cheap hard cider for taste alone any day of the week.

americans can count themselves lucky that they don't have it. i have friends who legit nearly throw up with even the thought of it/smell of it because they abused it so much when they were alcoholic wrecks. i honestly wouldn't mind if they banned it for sale.
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>>70605216
Shitloles like Hungary are in eastern europe do,almost all eastern european places speak good English.
Trust me,west Europe has some kind of problem with the English language just like Japan they just dont like to speak it.
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>>70605057
>went to australia
>they have "goon" aka cheap as fuck wine
>"made from fish, egg and milk products" written on the side
Absolutely the worst shit I've ever had to drink. Its been years since then and I can still feel the mangy taste whenever I think of it.
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>>70605238
learn
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>>70605123
You have an opinion about drinking while delivering banter.
Must be fragile masculinity.
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>Character goes to bed
>Doesn't struggle all night with an itchy anus
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>>70603093
>Doesn't cringe his face or doesn't act like it taste like cat piss.
I remember being 16 too.
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>>70604647
>>70604647

That Beer's going to kill him

>HYUK HYUK HYUK
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>tfw cant drink because im on prohormones
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>>70605335
>character never has to cut out dried shitballs from his asshair
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>>70605057
I love how you mention the piss bottle lmao I once did just this. I had 2 bottles of frosty jack in my room and I got fucked up the night before...I forgot that I pissed in one and took a drink from it, and I honestly couldn't tell for a good 10 seconds...I just thought I'd left the lid off a bit and it'd gone flat. I was also confused because I didn't need to hold my breath after drinking it like I usually do.

>my piss was easier to get down than frosty jacks
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>>70605416
Hi oney
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lurking in this thread like
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>>70604629
Damn you're a pussy
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>>70605335
Itchy anus, are you a 5y/o? just wash your hands and and anus. The itching come from the worms you eat, because you have filthy hands.
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>>70603300
>character is smoking weed
>doesn't undergo a 3 hour panic attack involving suicidal thoughts
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>>70605497
lmao this.
I dont know why movies push weed so much
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>>70603335

>drinking Cider

fucking Anglos
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>>70605308
you drink goon exclusively between the ages of 13-16, it's dirt cheap with a decent alcohol% content

you're not wrong about the taste though, but then again you don't taste it for long
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>>70605489
Fucking normie! Get out of my board!
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>tfw cant drink because fasting
feelsgoodman
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>>70605171

what? I spent 3 months in germany and visited netherlands, france, spain, italy, sweden and rarely if ever had a problem with talking to people. many if not most educated europeans are fairly well versed in conversational english.
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>>70603093
are you a fucking girl?
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>>70605557
My experience is very different.
But ok each to his own.
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>>70605452
Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who has done it
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>>70605006
>go to united emirates of clapistan
>they don't believe me that it's legal to drink whatever whenever in my homecountry
>one dude tells me how people get shitfaced drunk and pass out on the streets in las Vegas, because it's is allowed to drink in public for a limited time
Learn some self control, you monkeys
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>character does drugs of any kind

alcohol, caffeine and sugar included
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>>70604790

Go back to sucking dicks or whatever it was you were doing before this post.
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>liking hard liqour
>alcohol in general
Weird that there are no fedora pics to make fun of those 'pussies' who dislike alcohol, oh wait, that is because fedoras think it's mature and sophisticated to drink liquor
Lmao at all of you, cool guys
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>>70605734
this is the worst bait i've seen today
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>>70605734
>tfw anon is LMAOing at your life
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>>70603335
tok pek
great bait senpai, kudos
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>>70603093
>Americans talking about drinking

Get on the Slav level.
Or die trying.
Either way, Slav always drink better than you. And he don't squint nor make sour face.
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>>70605734

You sound like you are a teenager or in your early 20's. Drinking is only ever like you described when you are young.

I come home and have a glass of something to unwind and work. Trust me... there is nothing sophisticated about peeling off my clothes after a day at the office and sitting in my underwear and wife beater drinking some decent whisky while marathoning whatever shitty new show I found out about.
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>>70605562

Nah they're just a little bitch, which is even worse.

I've known a few girls who could down shots of even the shit tier stuff and barely cringe.

Good stuff shouldn't make you cringe at all.
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>>70604869
Personally I listen female opera singers and fap to femdom while tripping on LSD. I edge myself for hours and the orgasm is godlike. My next step is to find a femdom gf to do acid with so I can kiss her feet and get slapped around by her in leather gloves and get sat on for a few hours.
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>>70605919
I paid a dominatrix once for that sans the acid

I really regret it and feel shame for it
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>>70603335
I drink this. It makes me wince because of the taste but I don't care. It's the perfect price/alcohol content ratio.
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>>70604647
I don't get drunk in front of people, I get drunk alone.
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>>70603093

Faggot.
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>>70605950
I am a true submissive and don't just want a mistress but an actual lifestyle companion. Why do you regret it though?
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>>70604790

Waaaaaah go write up a Buzzfeed article about sexist alcohol
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>>70605576

it's also really strange to me that you're studying abroad for a full year and your university isn't having you take at least a preliminary class in language/culture of the country you're in. i was abroad for three months and learned a decent amount of basic german through a mandatory class
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>>70603093

People have different taste buds

I drink spirits straight as mine can distinguish the tastes
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>>70606086
I'm a switch so in that respect we differ, but I regret it because of how artificial it felt. Finding a girl genuinely into femdom is nigh impossible so instead you're just left with professional dominatrixes who make a living off it, it just felt like a transaction and nothing more

and also paying £100+ to kiss a womans feet and be facesitted is the most shameful thing you can ever experience. The sort of shit you can only ever admit to on an anonymous Peruvian parasol crafting forum
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>>70603093
are you 18?
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>>70605497

Fucking this.

People who rant on about weed being completely innocent are lying to you. I had this happen to me several times.

Weed is harmless only in small doses, if you abuse it, like with everything, it will damage your psyche.
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>>70605919

>My next step is to find a femdom gf

Good luck with that. Most "dommes" are just insane feminazis who use BDSM as a means of getting back at the patriarchy and since there is a never-ending stream of beta nu-male subs out there who just want to be dommed by a woman regardless of the quality of her they never run out of stock. Even if they are like a solid 2 or 3 they'll have a few men to choose from. A lot of novice male subs fall into this trap and have a lot of fun with these "dommes" for a month or two before realizing just how batshit these cunts are and dropping them, only to become more jaded and cynical when they realize just how many "dommes" are just like that first one they were with.

Actual dommes are very rare and hard to find. You can look on fetlife for one but chances are you'll be wasting your time.

That said I used to know a really cool domme who was a solid 8 and smoked a lot of weed and did mushrooms/acid now and then. Haven't talked to her in like 2 and a half years and she's married now afaik but there's hope for you to find what you're looking for, even if it's small.
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>>70604647
try some cocaine, it'll make your drinking more fun.
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>>70605006
you are child.
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>>70606258
>Try to get involved in the BDSM scene, look for dommes on fetlife etc
>discover how popular "financial dommes" are now

jesus christ these women are literally paid by betas just to exist, and theres thousands of them, femdom is dead
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>>70603300
> Character is smoking weed
> Doesn't get really bad cotton mouth and stares at the wall feeling shit and regretting his decision for the next 2 hours
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>>70606194
These women do exist though but the ugly truth is that for male submissives they need to except their roles in the relationship and this will often turn to the female seeking alpha males to satisfy their inherent need to get fucked hard and well. Male submissive cannot do it. To the young and memesters and vanilla Normie's this sounds like I'm trolling but for genuine FLR (female led relationships) this is often the case.
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>>70605497

Not everyone gets anxiety from weed. Just like not everyone is a sad drunk, or a mean drunk.
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>>70605866
>>70605069
>>70604250
>>70604209
>>70604153
>>70604047
>>70603899
>>70603638
>>70603594
>>70603413
>He doesn't know about cheap cider that is made to be disgusting as possible
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>>70606258
I stopped reading after the first few buzzwords. You don't know what you are talking about. There are indeed shallow whores that don't really embrace the lifestyle as it should be rather than some twisted revenge fantasy but that's like thinking there are no authentic films being made today is all you do is pay attention to what Hollywood is making. Don't go to tumblr or facebook for doms otherwise you end up with tumblr and facebook doms.
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>>70603198
Tru dat
There was this report on 60 minutes about bums, theyll even drink fucking mouthwash
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>>70606396
I never claimed they didn't exist, of course they do, but for every woman into femdom there are thousands of dudes who are into it too. The chances of actually meeting a woman into femdom is already slim, then those who are actually involved in the scene probably have a male submissive. So you end up being left with "pro" dommes who make mad cash irrespective of their quality because of the huge amount of thirsty male submissives who are willing to give them large amounts of money for sessions
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>>70606297

Until you wake up the next day at 5PM feeling like shit for the rest of the weekend, plus being broke.

But yeah it's a hell of a time.
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>>70604851
From his perspective, yes. To others he's just the creepy drunk who keeps pestering other people.
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>>70606297
>doing coke alone

but the best thing about coke is machine gun talking continuously for hours on end about inane bullshit while racking up lines
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>>70603198
>Kathryn Winnick's bathwater
bruh
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>>70603093
>hey i'm 19
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>>70603093
>Canadian whiskey w/ ice.
Patrician choice.
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>>70606517
>Don't go to tumblr or facebook for doms otherwise you end up with tumblr and facebook doms.

Nobody said anything about tumblr or facebook before you. Quit projecting.

And I did say that real dommes exist, just that they are rare. If you really want one it's worth the effort in the end. if you do it long and hard enough there's a good chance you'll find one, but you need to be prepared to sift through a LOT of shit to do so. Both fetlife and munches are littered with the aforementioned cunts, but there are definitely gems hidden in the massive piles of turd.

My advice is to look for the ones that are 30 and older. They've matured, have some experience, and if they're over 30 and still a domme there's a pretty solid chance they won't randomly turn submissive one day like a good deal of them do.
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>>70604995
i had routine like this with rum
now i dont drink at home since i moved to new flat with no balcony
i miss this a lot, cig and a glass
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>>70603093
If you do it enough, you get used to it.

I know from experience as an alcohol
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>>70606840
>ruining the flavour of whisky with ice

you have no idea how hard I'm triggered right now.
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>>70606893
ITT: serious plebs
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>>70606893
Haha get the fuck out pleb. Ice is great.
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>>70606840
>>70606893
>not using these

Stay pleb plebs
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>>70606970
>>70606958
lmaod what a bunch of niggers
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>character smokes pot
>dmt or acid like visuals ensue, literally hallucinating like crazy

I fucking hate this so much. Weed doesn't make you trip balls or even alter your vision at all. The worst is when they take a hit and are like flying on a rainbow and hallucinate someone they know.. Like that's straight up dmt shit...
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>>70606998
Yeah that's just fedora levels of pleb.
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Alcohol just makes me tired/loopy and sad as fuck... Even when I'm drinking with people if I drink too much I just get all fucking pissy and depressed about how no one really likes me..

You couldn't pay me to drink everyday
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>>70606998

These are an even worse idea. I use one ice cube so it will melt and the water will then open up the flavor of the whiskey.

Just put your liquor in your freezer if you're going to be a college freshman about it.
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>>70605197
jajaja mirad a este puto guiri
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>>70607058
same

I think you have to be a special kind of stupid to get addicted to alcohol
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>>70607015
My favorite instance of that was in That 70's Show when Eric was baked and getting grilled by Kitty and Red in the kitchen. The wallpaper pattern was moving diagonally and didn't stop the whole time.
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>>70607015

You can get visuals from weed, it's just quite rare in my experience. I've never "tripped" on weed but I've had open eye visuals maybe 5-6 times and closed eye many more times. Personally I prefer visuals I get with acid, weed is just for chilling.
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>>70603300
>stoner is smoking weed
>have an extreme reaction despite the fact they should have high tolerance to it
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>>70607093
I mean, I understand why some people like it and get addicted. It's just personally I could never have a drink again and be totally fine with it.

Everybody has their own vices, one of mine being marijuana and a lot of people, especially on this board, hate it and feel the same about it as I do about alcohol.
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>>70604647
used to do this pretty much every day but cut it down to the weekends like 2 months ago. feeling slightly better desu, not sure for how long I can keep it up tho
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>>70607135
Meme
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>>70605953
how much $/L
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>>70607169

4u
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>>70607108
Maybe your shit was laced. I've smoked probably over a thousand times and never had any visuals.
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>>70606998
wtf are those, magnets?
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>>70607073
why don't you just put a drop of water in it?

ice will restrict the flavour to begin with, then you'd have to wait for the ice to melt and the whisky to get back to room temperature for the effect you want.
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>>70607015
I've actually had mild pyschedlic trips from dabbing wax several times now. But only if I close my eyes will I get colorful shifting geometric patterns. Pretty cool stuff. But I need big strong hits for that to happen.
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>tfw still waiting to be able to tolerate my former favorite rum again.

I over did it one too many times with that shit and now I am on year two of waiting to like it again.

I fear I may never be able to savor it again without being reminded of the most pungent flavors of bile.

I guess beer will suffice for the next few years.
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>>70607045
That's a very fedora thing to say

70607073
Isn't drinking in it self a college freshmen thing to do

70607197

Stainless steel cubes
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who here /wraynephew/
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>>70607220
Yeah, but in movie/tv shows, they show people smoking then having dmt like hallucinations of being on a rainbow and of people they know talking to them. I understand stuff like what you're saying, but overall there are very few instances where the marijuana high is accurately represented...
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>>70605497
>anon has a panic attack smoking weed
>doesn't realize that's a problem in hisself rather than the weed
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>>70607289
DUDE ITS NOT THE WEED LMAO YOU ARE JUST A PUSSY LMAO
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>>70607260
Lol, do you really not know how to link to a post, or are you a le master troll?
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>>70607195

It happens occasionally with my own stuff. I've had visuals from edibles too, but again it's rare. Probably just the odd super strong bit of bud, I don't know. The visuals are never all that intense, usually light trails and other brief stuff.
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>>70607316
I mean, that's basically what it is... If everyone had panic attacks from weed why would anyone smoke it?
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>>70607358
Well yeah, but I don't consider extremely light trailing or sensativity to light to be visuals, ya know?
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>>70607368
You people are the worse,literally normie tier but but druggies.
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Who here is one of those shit swilling faggots who actually enjoys IPAs?

because I am.
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>>70605335
nigga u got thread worms. check your asshole in a mirror at night and you'll see them all on your ring.
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>being so much of a sheltered faggot you get panic attacks from weed
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>>70607406

I would, since they aren't actually there. The best ones are closed eye music visuals though, and you don't even need to be fucked up to see those.
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>>70607414
Why are you so bitter? Like what about my post warrants that kind of response?

Why would people smoke weed if it gave everyone panic attacks?

I don't understand why everyone on this website feels the need to be an asshole to everyone else..
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>>70605953
holy shit you cheap ass dirty benefits hoarding scum. Petty bomb your estate house you unwashed shit stain.
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>>70607434
Kind of picky about them but yes I like IPA.
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>>70605203
Stoli is top tier.
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>>70607522

suggest me one.

your personal favorite.
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>>70607498

Weed evangelists are awful people, anon. Unfortunately this means that anyone talking reasonably about weed will get assaulted by straightedge lunatics who will do everything in their power to get the moral high ground. Don't worry too much about it :*
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>>70607319
A little bit of both friend
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>>70603300
>>character is smoking weed
>doesn't get tingly on the legs
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>>70607414
He's literally right though. Everyone has their own specific body chemistry, preferences, tastes, and experiences. Not to mention bias. This is why some people need anti depressants to function whilst others do not. Some people enjoy deepthroating big cocks whilst others enjoy getting their asshole licked.

You go full AJ Soprano with weed whilst I go full Willie Nelson.
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>>70607498
OP to the dude he posted here, he's just afraid. Validating the response that the pain he feels is just an effect, rather than the cause of something is much easier to swallow for an over-emotional, bitter, angry fuck (and also takes way less thought to process) than to take the time to actually give blame to your own feelings, whether they make sense to your perspective or not.
tl:dr drugs bring out latent problems by making you trip, it's never the drug that made you feel anything, it just gave you the perspective to understand it
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>>70606893
>doesn't understand how to mellow good whiskey
>doesn't know serious scotch drinkers take it on the rocks or with water
>doesn't know it brings out the flavor.

t.Addict of 20 years
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>>70607623
>He's literally right though. Everyone has their own specific body chemistry, preferences,
Are you high
cuz you sound like it
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>>70607434
I like IPA's. I enjoy the taste of hoppy beers, and i like the higher alchohol percent that IPA's usually have. For me my sweet spot is like 7-15 percent for booze. so IPA's, wine, some light liquors. Low percent beer does nothing to me, i can't drink enough to even get a good buzz without my bladder exploding from too much liquid, and hard alchohol makes me really aggressive and gets me into trouble for some reason.

Every 5-6 months i forget what vodka does to me, and i'm like ehhh why not give it another chance. Lucky if i actually wake up in my own bed, and not jail or some std ridden whores bed. Oh and 20-30 text messages from angry friends and family. The weird thing is i can handle my booze, i can put down 12 strong beers and be fine, or even 2 bottles of wine, but that hard stuff makes me a maniac. Am i alone there?
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>>70607655
>green text getting confusing
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>>70607177
£1.20 a litre for 7.5% alcohol content. Cheaper than special brew by a mile.
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>>70607655
>hey guys i came here only to get attention
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>>70607597
Yeah I guess you're right, don't know why I expected anyone to be semi-reasonable on this website in the first place..

Weed, like everything, is fine in moderation.. The fags who make YouTube videos of people smoking gratuitous amounts of pot everyday and who talk about nothing else ruin it for everyone else...
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HOW LONG HAS THIS THREAD BEEN UP ARE YOU FAGGOTS SERIOUS, CAN YOU HATE ALCOHOL ALREADY LIKE SERIOUSLY GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

ITS ALL PISS AND WEED SMELLS TERRIBLE DO COCAINE ALREADY.
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>>70607717
quickest way to feel like shit in a hurry is to drink a bunch of cheap alcohol. not sure if it's the impurities or what, but god damn.
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>>70607498
weed gives everyone panic attacks and anxiety 100% of the time anon stop lying

the foul rumour you and your kind like to perpetuate, that it's just a few random emotionally unstable teens who respond badly when they choose to use altering substances, is completely baseless
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>>70607516
ESA support group bitch, I'm on the NEET gravy train!
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>>70607676
Are you a bitter ass hole? Cause you sound like it
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>>70607578
Recent faves

>Deschutes Pinedrops
>Moerlein Northern Liberties
>Founders Azacca IPA
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>>70607679

I find the phenomenon of people reacting differently to different alcohols fascinating. Mostly due to the fact that I seem to have the same reaction wether I am seven shots in of any hard liquor, knee deep in any high percentage IPA, or chest deep in light domestic brews.

I always just goofy and want to text every girl I know how lovely they are. (luckily I keep it sweet and never dip into dirty suggestive stuff)
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>>70607676
Well you certainly understand how to be annoying in your shitposting, but you clearly lack the the understanding of nuance.
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>>70607807

noted.

Thank you, anon.
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>>70607770
What? This better be bait or you're the most close-minded individual ever. You think it gives everyone panic attacks but they're just lying about it? Holy shit I've never heard someone this delusional.

I honestly hope this is just bait or I legitimately feel bad for you.
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>>70607740

AAAAAHHHH HERE HAVE ALL MY (you)S!
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>>70607816
it's not really a 'phenomenon' so much as lots of people are complete cunts and play nice in their day to day life, alcohol loosens them up enough to let the real them out.

if you're genuinely a decent fun person sober then you'll be the same drunk.
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>>70607731

Yeah, it gets annoying. It's actually much worse on this site now as large parts of the user base treat the need to be contrarian as if it were their day job.

Maybe I'm just getting old for this site but I'm fucking tired of a good 1/3 posts just being some smug 15 year old trying to anger you with shit you've read in one way or another thousands of times.
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>>70607761
I don't care if I feel like shit as long as I'm drunk.
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>>70607866
np.

If you like the deschutes, get their Fresh Squeezed too. It's heavy on the citra hops.
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>>70607921

I guess I never thought of it that way
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>>70607876
He was being facetious, man. Try not to react so harshly, next time or try to pick up when he is giving off an air of fakeness. His last line is especially humorous.
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>>70607926
Well I'm glad there are still reasonable people like you on this board to counter the 18 year old, asshole contrarians just pissing everyone off by being huge douchebags.

We're starting to become a tiny minority in a sea of fucking ass holes who don't want to have a discussion on anythinf, just put people down for having different tastes
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>>70607921
This.

I can get obnoxious if I'm drunk and won't shut up but I never turn into an asshole or start crying.
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>>70608022
Nah stop thinking that. This is gonna exist everywhere. The safe haven is the area you let exist. Let fucks be fucks and you keep going.
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>>70607989
Yeah I guess you're right, I need to stop responding to all the bait
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>>70608049
Word. Well this thread actually restored my faith in this board. Glad to see there are still some quality posters
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>>70608215
will you guys just exchange numbers so you can blow each other in a hotel room instead of ITT? we get it.

your circle jerk is just as bad as the people you are complaining about
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>>70608271
Haha, yeah my bad. I could see how this would be annoying. I'll stop posting now.
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>>70608271

fuck my tight little boy hole, anon.
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>>70607921
While I'm sure there's a one-in-a-million case where this isn't true, like the one fat person who actually has a medical condition, this is true.

Interact with someone when they're really cold, tired and hungry or something, times when they won't have the energy to keep the façade as well-maintained, and you'll get a good gauge of whether they're an asshole when drunk.
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>drinking whiskey without ice

Do people really do this?
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>>70608271

Took you long enough. Your need for negativity even when totally anonymous should worry you, if you have any sense.
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>>70603300
>Character smokes weed
>Doesn't immediately forget about what he was doing and start shitposting 4chan
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>>70608342
>not using whiskey stones or the metal variants

Stop drinking shit whiskey that makes you want to water it down.
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>>70607740

I tried cocaine once. It was fucking amazing.

Shame about the downsides of regular use.
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>>70608297
You sound like Satan's boyfriend, Chris, in that South Park episode.
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