SALTED PORK?
>>70602044
RIPE MEAT OFF THE BONE!
>>70603808
THIS IS NO MINE
A MINE!!
MAGGOTY BREAD?
Was Gimli the biggest quipper in LOTR?
>>70603808
>tfw you will never eat red meat off the bone and drink malt beer with the dwarves in Moria
GIMLIS PORK vs. ORCS MAGGOT BREAD
who wins?
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys
I think Legolas's infinite arrows in LOTR is a bigger issue than his physics defying falling rubble running in the hobbit movie.
They have a CAVE troll.
>>70603941
Doesn't he have an enchanted, arrow-replenishing quiver?
>>70603972
Kek'd
IT'S THE DWARVES THAT GO SWIMMING
WITH LITTLE HAIRY WOMMMENNN
Okay, serious question. Where exactly is Peter Jacksons cammeo in The Two Towers? I could swear I saw him as one of the Wild Men (even a camera close-up and all) in the scene where Saruman rallies the Wild Men in front of Orthanc.
>>70603921
More
>>70604186
in the extended edition he throws a spear at the orcs as they come up the ramp to helms deep
>>70604186
He is the guy that yealls 'motherfucker!' when the niggers break the gate at Helms Deep.
So why did the big trolls die so easily?
>>70604301
They didn't fight so good.
>>70604301
the bigger the guy the harder the crashfor you
