OH NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/warcraft/
>>70573103
lord forgive me he looks like the mouse from catdog
HOLY SHIT JUST LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
I knew this was gonna happen 10 years ago when they announced the plans for a movie.
>>70573103
b-but is like le new lord of the rings for this generation!
>>70573223
We all did, anon.
>>70573103
Keep posting that shit site. RT has been crap for years.
It's about time that /tv/ get with the times (it's 2016, fyi). I for one am proud that this board is rejecting this hateful garbage for what it is: a thinly veiled racist attack on people of color! Thank you /tv/, and don't forget to vote for Sanders!
>>70573200
WHAT ABOUT IT?
IT LOOKS LIKE A FOREHEAD TO ME.
>>70573301
Why? All the site does is objectively compile reviews and then show you the average score and the percentage of reviewers who liked it and didn't like it.
>>70573419
Rt..objective. anon try harder.
>>70573103
t. Disney
>>70573301
RT is right far, far more often than /tv/ is.
>>70573269
I-it has a morally complex story!!
>>70573103
>Those reviews
Absolute savages
>>70573610
Your ignorance is not an argument.
>>70573610
RT rating is, the critics used for polling like that one chick who went PMS over there will be blood arent
>>70573699
my 8 ball is more right than /tv/ more ofter
>>70573419
>liked it
You mean, matches their political ideology, which by default needs to match a neo-cuck-liberal slant in order to receive a high score. They are glorified bloggers, nothing more.
The reviews are fucking brutal
I love it. Blizzdrones had it coming after all the overhyping.
>>70573103
>under 30%
so I guess you can call it k-kino now?
>>70573103
we found the director the JUSTice league movie guys haha xd
I'm still not seeing any actual examples of why it's bad in the reviews. All of the ones not complaining about racism say "it's not emotionally impactful enough." Why isn't it? Can you give examples? Are there other movies which do this better? The purpose of a critic is to have a position and to EXPLAIN it, not shovel out shlock to get clicks. I have no real beef or love for Warcraft, but god damn, these reviewers are total ass.
>>70574596
Have you even read any of the reviews? Pretty much all of them complain about the godawful pacing and editing, the toddler-tier dialogue, the lack of world/character building, the absolutely shitty acting and casting and how it desperately tries to set up sequels instead of actually focusing on the quality of the movie itself.
I liked it but it was a mess of a movie. I really hope there will be a directors cut. Also the forced diversity everywhere was kinda funny especially the asian elf.
>still hasn't premiered in the us
doa
Broke Furious 7's box office record, vidyakino is here to stay! Suck it Rottentomatoes!
>>70573419
>objectively compile reviews
>RT
>>70574866
I've read most of the top reviews on RT; where are the reviews you're talking about? But cool, some legit criticism. So it had awful pacing, stereotypical dialogue (not that that's necessarily a bad thing, seeing as it's a 80s-90s shlock fantasy flick), no world building (in Warcraft? wtf), and shitty acting. Hm, interesting. Thank you for the summary, I guess.
>Troubled in production and destroyed with it's editing, if they wanted to make this they should've just called Uwe Boll.
Thats savage af
>>70573103
>Troubled in production and destroyed with it's editing, if they wanted to make this they should've just called Uwe Boll. [Full review in Spanish]
Hay caramba!
>>70573419
reviewers used to be different. now any clown with a blog is accepted there.
Apologize
>>70573103
https://twitter.com/ChinaBoxOffice/status/740194365281292288
It's going straight to the top of the box office in the US and you all know it, it will be a moderate success. Pic related rated it as quite good and half the critics are just dogpiling it because nerd hating is fashionable now and it's video games. The rest are just like the PhakePheminist Mary Anne Hobbs shit tier bloggers, opinions which belong in the trash.
Let me tell you something. Critics are scared and generally too stupid to follow something that goes against conventionality. They need glitz and glamour and hope. They need the American dream neatly wrapped into 90 minutes. This is not what Warcraft is about. It deals with real issues and real people. Critics don't want this, they want to dream, like children. Their idea of 'cinema' is a corrosion of the worst kind, it dumbs down the whole world with infantile culture, where grown men are celebrating Avengers and Star Wars late into their twenties.
>>70575265
>furious 7 made $390m in china
here
we
go
>>70573103
>This is not "Lord of the Rings." It's barely "Dungeons & Dragons."
what did he mean by this?
>>70573103
>still linking to RT
>>>/reddit/
>>70575567
they're both fantasy movies. one good, one terrible. so it's barely terrible.
Bruh
>>70575246
> what are top critics
God /tv/ is retarded
>>70575265
Ho
holy shit!
Disney shills blown the fuck out!
>>70575684
>RT is only good top critics, so only the good top critics make up the percentage
God you are retarded.
Why is Henry Fitzherbert such a snarky cunt?
>>70573103
Awesome movie! I felt for this character as a father I definitely would have fought to save the future
>>70575718
it only takes a little effort to see that top critics are bashing the movie
>since this thread began, it has gone down 1 point
Savage.
>>70575855
savage
>>70575992
no, it remains in 16%, the same when this thread started
>>70575855
What kinda critic is that?
Seriously baka...
>>70573103
This.. was ... vydia.. kino....
>>70575855
read this one, it's far better
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/05/warcraft-review-dull-computer-game-spin-off#comments
>>70575269
>nerd hating is fashionable now
Didn't Civil War get favorable reviews? Gamers have the worst persecution complex
>>70578725
The fuck has civil war to do with gaming?
>>70578609
SAVAGE
>>70575855
Is this a real job?
This cunt has a review on every new movie and she ALWAYS complains about white men in every one.
4chan. We have to talk. If you want more of male oriented action movies, then you have to go and pay for it. Thats it. The Jews in Hollywood only care about money. They will pander to the largest movie paying demographics. Stop pirating and streaming or at least go and see it in cinemas once. Lel lel shill alert! It's basic economics.
>>70579194
i already watched it with a friend, said he'd enjoyed it
Maybe i should go rewatch it with my 50 year old mom.
>>70575265
>c-china d-doesn't matter guys!
>a-america is the only market that matters
>>70578947
How is saying that something might interest white people a criticism?
>>70578947
she only likes gay men tbH
>>70579410
because haven't you heard? white men are the devil
>>70579458
How the fuck does an article like that get published?
>>70574866
>pacing
This is a pleb's cry.
>>70579624
i dunno what youre talking about anon
I like the movie, it had the purpose to entertain and it did well.
However the costumes seemed way too unrealistic and the dialogues weren't relevant to the universe.
>>70579675
2016 edition when? With additional news outlets like our so-important blogosphere. Possibly with additional CONFIRMATIONS.
on all my partrician review sites there are like fucking internet nerds showing up and defending this abortion. I have no idea why they would bother defending it. wtf.
>>70578947
>white males
why black men are "black men", but white men are called "white males"?
its always like that, why? not a burger so i dont understand your retarded language tricks.
>>70578947
Warcraft looks nothing like Frazetta.
>>70579796
Because "white men" gives it a positive spin, like that's something to take pride in. SJWs don't want that.
>>70573103
>implying those pretentius fucks would ever give a vidya movie a good rating
their reputations as esteemed intellectuals would be ruined! i havn't even seen the movie but i know this means nothing
Whats her fucking problem?
>>70578947
>people still fall for the Rotten Tomatoes meme
Trapped - Avg Review 7/10 - 100% Approval
Civil War - Avg Review 7/10 - 90% Approval
Catfish - Avg Review 7/10 - 80% Approval
The Hateful Eight - Avg Review 7/10 - 75% Approval
>>70578947
>>70580028
>>70580063
This cunt I swear.
>>70580124
>The Hateful Eight - Avg Review 7/10 - 75% Approval
This is a good movie though.
>Rotten Tomatoes
No1 gives a shit about that paid shill reddit site.
China is singlehandedly going to ensure a sequel to Warcraft.
>>70580159
Apparently it's just as good as the other three movies. But people only look at the approval score.
I for one can't wait for this movie. Why do we keep forgetting every day how pleb rotten tomato is?
>>70578947
How do I send death threats to her
>>70580124
Warcraft - Avg Review 4/10 - 18% Approval
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 - Avg Review 4/10 - 36% Approval
The Angry Birds Movie - Avg Review 4/10 - 43% Approval
Sheeeeeit.
>>70573176
Hahahah holy shit I see it
>>70573103
Just saw it and it is utter trash.
I felt embarrassed as a Warcraft fan knowing there were people in the cinema who know nothing about the universe - the editing was awful and the jumping from character to character in the first 15 minutes was so jarring it almost made me want to walk the fuck out.
Could complain more but it was so forgettable I don't know where I could begin.
>Shit review
>Great openings in many countries
>My plebe non-gamer friend thinks it's a good movie
>My gamer friends think that it lacks some things but it is an okay movie and would like a sequel
I got the same opinion as them, fuck the critics and RT.
>there are people on /tv/ right now that thought MMOvie was gonna be good
>>70573419
""reviewers""
>>70579624
Salon is just a blog with retarded writers
>>70580818
Honestly it seems like a rare case where it's a bad film, but it's true to the source material and has high production values so the fans of the source material and genre fans will enjoy it.
Unlike something like dungeons & dragons or the super mario bros movie which was a bad film that was nothing like the source material and was made on the cheap so it looked like shit.
>>70581097
>but it's true to the source material
Not even this.
Half the "fans" watching this haven't played WC1.
It's a garbage film, it's just getting overhyped because bilzzshills will eat whatever Blizzard shits on their plate.
It's a huge fanbase of tasteless drones.
>>70579675
How is Rupert Murdoch gay senpai?
>>70573103
What did she mean by this?
Ha. That's what these hacks get for trying to use FANTASY of all things to push a post-racial, one world, globalist message.
>>70582597
This ugly cunt needs some good dick, maybe she'll cheer up and enjoy movies then
>>70578947
Can somebody toss this bitch into the middle of Pakistan or Somalia since she hates white men so much?
I'm sure she would have a great time there with these totally non-misogynistic, non-violent nonwhites.
>>70578947
>"I like that Warcraft knows that even in a fantasy realm the world is run by white guystweet, so this gives me hope for the future. I may not be a jock or a brain but as long as I’m a white guy, I’ll be okay. I like when movies make me feel good like that. There’s this one scene where the King who is of course played by a white dude called Dominic Cooper and his army leader guy who is played by another white dude called Travis Fimmel are arguing about military tactics and there’s like a black guy and an Asian guy and maybe another not-white guy standing around listening, but they don’t get to talk. It’s like Yes you are men, you guys, but you’re not white, so you don’t get to be in charge or make decisions. That’s just the way it is. I mean let’s be realistic about this. Who would you trust to fight invading orcs from another dimension who are using magic against us? I think we all know the answer to that."
>>70583037
She's right here.
How many wars have niggers won?
He was probably there just because of forced ratial quota by the Stormwing Nigro Party or something.
>>70578947
>teenage
>from 1987
how and why is this bitch a professional film critic
>>70582941
She moved to the UK from 'Murrica a few years back before she went behind the paywall and then became a brave feminist cyber warrior because she was a massive Dr. Who fan and angloboo.
>>70583037
>that writing
how the fuck is she included in an aggregate of 'relevant critical voices'?
>>70583037
>Reading her awful review
>people bashing and mocking her in the comments for being a shit writer
>FUCKING WHITE MALES CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!!11
She's considered a professional movie reviewer? What a fucking joke.
>>70583207
It's a teenager circa 1987 i.e. a man in his forties, which is also coincidentally her age.
>>70583218
>highres_11931012
>>70583037
>dis mobie is v bad cuz der are evil whiteys in it and they shuldnt be allowed to be in films
>>70583037
So what are the requirements to be a movie reviewer again? I could use a new job.
>>70583245
She's been blog reviewing since the 90's senpai,
>>70583329
forgot pic
>" highres_11931012 "
>>70583037
Mental illness.
hubba hubba
This is a response to people calling her out
>>70581097
this >>70581209
I'm just watched because I really enjoyed Warcraft 3 and had a nostalgic felling of Warcraft 2. The little I knew about Warcraft 1 was enough to see that they shit on it, to be short (just read some reviews if you wanna details) the film ends with absolutely no need to form the Alliance (beyond the pretense for a sequel), contradicting the very beginning of what is state on Warcraft 2.
>>70583434
keep pouring the bad vibes on her boys. if she wants it that way.
The movie was fucking garbage. Couldn't even follow the simple plot of the first game properly
>keeps getting BTFO in the comment section of her review and can't defend her awful writing apart from spamming one word responses or CHEK UR WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE
This cunt needs to be put down desu
>>70583360
I think you are trying to intimate that I am in fact the Pheminist Phraud Ms Johansen.
I am in fact well aware of her reviews from way back in to web 1.0 days and I am simply observing that her recently adopted feminist stance in her reviews unsurprisingly parallels her sexual cache going falling through the basement due to her advancing age.
>>70583471
the end scene ISthe Alliance being formed- the reason is thatthe Horde HAS FUCKING REACHED AZEROTH
and what's up with this over-lorefagging? do you really expect it to follow exactly the same contradictory plot-points from the original RTS's?
it's a differente medium, and it needs different creative choices.
C'mon, dude, you're better than that.
As a hardcore fan, i wasreally satisfiedwith this movie and i DO expect more of it, both the cut content and the sequel(s).
>>70583547
I wish I could just make all activists and politically informed critics and journalists just wink out of existence. There's no reason they should exist. They're like tapeworm.
>>70583776
no I wasn't intimating that, just wanted to show her very pleasant countenance and feminine charms
![critic[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O1RUKO7.jpg "critic[1].jpg")
What has Armond said about this?
I can only imagine him praising it to the sky.
Since videogame kino is here to stay what about this one?
I enjoyed it. I guarantee I had more fun in that cinema than most people in this thread do at critiquing it.
>>70578947
>Johanson
>>70583547
>*sob*
How is this real?
>>70573414
YOUR MEMES STINK
>>70578860
How is a comic book movie not nerdy?
>"Yet another celebration of an overconfident mediocre white man as charming, heroic, and worthy of emulation. It's inspirational! " ‐ Flick Filosopher
>"Hilariously, casting white Westerners as mortals and deities of the ancient Nile is the least offensive thing about this crime against goofball cinema. " ‐ Flick Filosopher
>>70573103
>>70573176
>>70573200
>Xx_Eric_xX references
Has the board's quality really devolved to the point that you guys have started referencing fucking vine memes?
>>70579624
isn't Salon the home of "WHITE IS EVIL" bloggers?
WAKE
>>70579796
cultural terms to connote positivity with being black and negativity with being white
So since reddit defends this movie we hate it right?
>>70580028
is that supposed to be a criticism? sounds like the target warcraft audience to me
>>70580268
I swear to cunting christ I'M GETTING REALLY FUCKING SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS FUCKING FRED MEME IMGOINGTOFUCKINGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>70584020
reddit defends every movie
>>70583914
This isn't film criticism. This is purely political criticism.
We really need to get the leftists out of art and entertainment criticism. They've been trying to make it all about their causes, at the expense of the aesthetic.
(not that this is a good movie, but who cares about its political value)
>>70575265
So what? It's not gonna earn $150m+ and it'll be a flop
>>70575174
>they should have just called Uwe Boll
HAHAHA such a based reviewer for saying that
>>70573103
94%
>>70575144
>in Warcraft? wtf
Are you ACTUALLY implying that the general public should already be familiar with the (terrible) Warcraft universe, and that the first film from such a universe doesn't have to explain anything to the viewer? The level of idiocy from Blizzdrones over the past couple of weeks has been unbelievable.
>b-b-b-but it's a film for the fans, not for everyone!
It had a budget of $160m and was widely advertised across all platforms. The director and various actors also repeatedly stated in the lead-up to the release that it would be accessible for people who aren't familiar with the Warcraft world. It is NOT a film that was made just for """fans""", they genuinely attempted to make it accessible for everyone, and they failed.
If you enjoy it because you like seeing characters, places and creatures you've seen in your video game, then good for you. The terrible ratings it's received are deserved, however.
>>70583730
This also made me angry.
>>70580818
>My plebe non-gamer friend thinks it's a good movie
Oh well there we go, it's settled then. Ignore all the negative reviews and critical panning of this flick.
Anon has given anecdotal evidence of a friend that likes it. Discussion over.
>>70578947
Why do SJW white people HATE other white people? Is it to be "progressive"?
>>70573103
BLIZZARD YES!
>>70584433
people try to feel superior to others, some use racism, some use moral highgrounds, etc
SJW do this by trying to mask it under justice so they try to paint white people as evil while trying their damnedest to appear benevolent
>That scene in Warcraft where the drunk rapist says "Im Officer Darren Wilson" and shoots the beautiful mohican Shrek in the head with a fully automatic crossbow had me crying more than the disabled children burying private army dog in Barkington National Cemetery.
>>70573103
What? All the /v/ shitposters said it would be "kino"
I mean the CG is realler than real.
>Troubled in production and destroyed with it's editing, if they wanted to make this they should've just called Uwe Boll.
ouch
>>70584131
>This isn't film criticism. This is purely political criticism
Sounds ironic.
>We really need to get the leftists out of art
Agree.
>realer than real life
>prepare for the dawn of vidyakino
>best vidya film ever made
>18% (eighteen percent)
>lol nobody cares about reviews
>lol it was """"""fun""""""
>lol china will save us, international box office is all that matters
>>70584433
They only become SJWs because their egos are so out of control they need to feel superior. You can't bash minorities anymore, but if you are better than say all white men, you're ego must be riding pretty high.
The best part is whatever stance you take on anything is right, because you always automatically have the moral high ground.
And honestly who is going to be offended if you bash white males?
>>70584714
And to think, we're just halfway through the year and it's happened twice. What else is still coming out this year that's gonna go the same way?
>>70584714
gamers are the fucking lowest
fat, cultureless turds
but fuck feminists too. fuck it all.
APOLOGIZE
I said it yesterday, but I'll say it again.. there's NOTHING in this world that is funnier than seeing fat, greasy, neckbeard WoW players trying to discuss "SJWs" and other social issues.
It's cringeworthy as fuck, but at the same time I cannot look away.
>>70579624
clickbait
>>70584831
lol at 'social issues'
it's all just stuff, guy. different entities doing things at each other. entities try to thrive, and take care of themselves and their own. maybe they have some ethics. but there can be no utopia.
CHINA ESTIMATES $100-150MN IN LAUNCH SALES.
Sequel hype.
>>70579445
>feminists complain that female characters are generally written uninterestingly in blockbusters
>also complain when female characters are depicted as flawed and aren't the same "strong independent woman" we've seen a million times
>>70585125
feminism is just a systematization of the feminine-chemical impulse to complain and stir shit up, that gives them more ability to keep nagging and have more legitimacy in their crazy, dishonest arguments.
seriously, that's what feminism is. they're perfectly fine in life (after all, they WANT men who dominate them, the patriarchy is THEIR doing, it's what they sexually reward), the complaints are all being totally dishonest. which is natural for them, but shouldn't be humored. it's like giving children authority.
>>70573103
>those reviews
>this doesn't feel like a WOW movie to me!
IT ISN'T FUCKING WORLD OF WARCRAFT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS IT'S WARCRAFT
>>70585345
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70578609
>Mendelson
>>70585289
>the feminine-chemical impulse to complain and stir shit up
>the impulse to complain and stir shit up is a characteristically feminine impulse
You do know what site you're on, right?
Do you think 4chan is full of women?
>>70585522
I don't know.
These says I honestly sometimes I think I'm on Tumblr here.
>>70585107
Why do you want a sequel to a bad flick?
>imagine
>>70586478
8/10 Maleficent.
Would watch torment Prince Philip.
>>70584711
>berkshire
>BERK
>SHIRE
GEE I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS POST
Just got done seeing it. Holy goddamn was this awful. I wouldn't bother seeing it at all, but it was free.
>>70586693
>awful
>>70586693
You're an idiot
>>70586747
>>70586803
It looked very nice and the music was good, but that's it.
>>70573103
well, at least ILM got to test out their new CGI tech.
>>70573103
>go to buy tickets for friday
>not a single showing is sold out
>tfw it already flopped
>tfw we will never get a part 2
>you will never be a flick filosopher
>>70575265
Damn son, second film confirmed.
First film will be fixed when Duncan releases the edit with the extra 40 minutes.
>>70587238
I think it's telling that even this batshit insane critic can tell the flick is garbage.
>>70585345
Each of the games feels completely different from the rest. The movie feels closest to WoW.
>>70587238
If it's flick filosopher, and kino konnoisseur, what's the film, movie and cinema versions?
>>70587307
I don't know what you expect to be in the ""missing"" 40 minutes, but if they considered it insignificant enough to cut it compared to what was left in the finished product, it's highly unlikely it's going to turn a 2/10 flick into a pass.
Seems like damage control, to me.
>>70587307
>>70575265
We're going to Northrend boys!
>>70587432
I would say that the second film should be about Warcraft 2, but they're kind of doing their own thing with the films. Although it's said that the removed footage included humanity's defeat just like in Warcraft 1...
>>70587608
Well, I meant it in the "Going for a trilogy!" sense.
>>70587432
>tfw
>"film critic"
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/2016/06/warcraft-the-beginning-aka-warcraft-movie-review-guest-review-by-a-white-male-teenage-nerd-from-1987.html
I'll take IMDB over RT any day.
>>70575265
so they earned $2.5m from that?
Wow, impressive.
>>70573103
NO!!!! NO!!! DELETE THIS!!! DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!
>>70583547
London has Fallen is pure Kino, it's a good thing that I went to see it.
>>70575684
>Listens to a shit tier site allows critics to give rotten C+'s
Is it a fucking bad movie or a decent one? Do you recommend it or not? Why the fuck would you give it a C+ if you didn't like it?
>>70588025
S A V A G E
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>>70587862
>so they earned $2.5m from that?
A chinese company Wanda bought Legendary Pictures (the studio behind Warcraft) this year. Since they are both the distributor & now they own the studio, they will get around 60% of the final gross from China.
>>70573103
>movie demonstrates that sometimes, foreigners can make your lands worse off than they were before the foreigners came, even if a select minority of the foreigners are actually good people
>lefty movie critics hate it
Oh wow what a surprise
>>70588056
Based China.
>>70588158
>lefty movie critics hate it
Almost everyone hates it (except WoW playing neckies such as yourself).
That is the point.
>>70579624
Because Salon are fucking idiots whose only kind of thinking is double-thinking.
Pic related is especially egregious, since "white" is a race (i.e. something you are born as and have zero control over) whereas "muslim" is an ideology (i.e. something you decide to be and can stop being at any time you decide it no longer represents your thoughts)
>>70584831
If you think this is amusing, you should see them in their natural habitat.
http://www.mmo-champion.com/forums/315-General-Off-Topic
>>70583547
>racist
How?
Islam is not a race.
>>70588056
So Warcraft have the same quality as average chinese movie?
i liked the film and was pulled into it
maybe because i played warcraft
i give a solid 7 or 6/10
>>70588158
>>lefty movie critics hate it
And tha's kind of irony since Warcraft movie and WoW always was about multiculturalism shit.
>>70588524
They hate anything that white men like.
They really should have started out with the Arthas storyline.
Not because it's easier to make a protagonist out of him.
Not because it's a simpler and easier to film storyline, especially important for starting a franchise.
Not because it allows Uther and Jaina to be the exposition dumpers without it feeling forced.
Not because it's one of the few legitimately good MUH CORRUPTION stories where it feels like the hero is actually slowly seduced into the "darkness" instead of just doing an about-face out of nowhere.
Instead, they should have gone with Arthas because it shows that "MUH WHITE MEN ARE EVIL" and it would have instantly received an 80%+ rating on RT
>>70588552
But Blizzard's audience is black, koreans and chinks mostly.
>>70588559
kael thas was based though
>>70578609
Good one, Scott.
>>70588605
Yeah but he wasn't in the main Arthas storyline
and he still hasn't got shit on Our Lord And Savior, Garithos The Righteous
>>70573103
>https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/warcraft/
>rottentomatoes
It's like asking /a/ for anime recommendation.
>>70588684
Warcraft 3 is a big game though. It'd take more than a trilogy to get the full experience.
Maybe a 4 movie series would be good enough, a proper Warcraft 1 movie that showcases both Warcraft 1 and 2, cause Gul'dan was legit good.
Then a trilogy that consists Arthas and friends. Illidan can suck fat cock.
>>70588724
Jesus. Did he break his leg or pull something? Or is that just despair covering him like a blanket?
Rottentomatoes can't be taken seriously, it's full of furries.
>>70584145
yep, /tv/ is always right
:^)
>>70575628
LOTR was Style over substance and over rated
>Muh redo the source material
>Muh I am no Male I have pussy
BS to men Lotr is the most overrated trilogy of all time.
>>70575855
>UK
>Letting Rapists cuck them
>Criticising movie about Stopping barbaric ruthless race of orcs destroy your homeland
Hmmmm definitely no Agenda here
>>70588994
>>Muh redo the source material
Because it's adaptation and nothing important was lost, except death of Saruman.
>>Muh I am no Male I have pussy
So waht's wrong here? In mythology almost all prophecies full of such lifehacks.
>BS to men Lotr is the most overrated trilogy of all time.
Says salty WoW-player.
>>70589124
>Because it's adaptation and nothing important was lost, except death of Saruman.
Nothing but the start of nerd culture becoming mainstream and cucked into sjw agenda's
>Says salty WoW-player.
And wow is the most over rated Mmo of all time so what I'll shit on blizzardactivision products
Warcraft, Warcraft 2 and 3 are still good games Diablo 1 and 2 are still good games, Wow was cucked by the casual audience and so has nerd culture.
>>70588359
>"muslim" is an ideology
It's about Sandniggers. Sandniggers is not an ideology. Nobody gives a shit about Bosnian muslims or gook muslims blowing up America.
>>70589247
>Nothing but the start of nerd culture becoming mainstream and cucked into sjw agenda's
how in the flying fuck is lord of the rings the start of nerd culture? you simple minded fuck
I just saw it.
The Orcs were almost done really really well.
The human characters + garonna are really bad. Like the normies who got in to the critic screen with us were laughing at the 'serious' parts.
Fimmel was good but the script is really terrible for the humans. The rest of them are not likable and barely do anything. Then suddenly they have emotional moments and you really just don't care because its whatever.
Its not BvS where the hate is shocking.
This movie's pacing and dialogue are atrocious.
I hope that there is like an hour of extra footage that got cut.
Otherwise Metzen should be embarrassed bc he may have ruined Duncan Jones' career.
>>70589247
>Nothing but the start of nerd culture becoming mainstream and cucked into sjw agenda's
Oh right, that's why there were no single black in LotR cast.
>Wow was cucked by the casual audience and so has nerd culture.
Pssshhh... all Blizzard games are casual as fuck.
>>70587379
movie master and sinema savant
>>70579445
>I ship
a 40 year old woman
>>70583037
>i just love how even in fantasy blacks werent kingz and sheeet
>it's so absurd white men ruling shit even though it's everything i say the world is and was
>>70583414
>this woman says "i ship poe and finn hard"
>this woman lives a perpetual "boo whites, yay bbc" bitter non-existence
>>70589778
>all Blizzard games are casual as fuck
literally this
Blizzard make a fortune from their games appealing to casuals who've never explored a particular genre before and are intimidated by the deeper games.
>HotS
babby's first moba
>Warcraft/Starcraft
babby's first RTS
>Hearthstone
babby's first card game
>Overwatch
babby's first team shooter
>>70573103
I saw that movie yesterday, it was nice.
Also i paid my ticket to see this while I gave 0 cents to Jew Jew abrahams and other Disney goons for their terrible moviea. Come at me marvel/disney shills.
>>70583471
The lore is spot-on where it needs to be and some things are aren't, like Sargeras, simply were not mentioned, they might be saving the explanation for a sequel, or maybe it's in those extra 40 mins of cut content. Only other thing that may have bothered you was Lothar's son being a late-teen/young adult, and i guess Khagdar not being old.
>>70589537
40 minutes got cut and the only way. Directors cut will get released is if it makes enough money.
>>70589537
sounds about right
>Metzen should be embarrassed
good luck with that one
>>70592403
Don't forget WoW
>inb4 it used to be hardcore
It was literally casual Everquest, that's why it succeeded
>>70593092
I hear that cocaine makes embarrassment physically impossible.
Would explain the last ten years.
>>70585345
It isn't even a Warcraft 1 movie either after they butchered and retconned every aspect of the story.
>>70585345
everyone I know who wants to see warcraft have no idea there were warcraft games other than world of warcraft.
Every time a high budget movie bombs it means another 5 years of capeshit
>>70593545
How about a high budget movie that doesn't pander to stupid geek manchildren
So sick of geeks
>>70575265
What did you expect? That all the chinese gold farmers who were wage slaves be reminded of what they were dealing with day in day out? That movie must have been traumatising some.
Imagine the PTSD from a father mindlessly sitting in a kino and its trailer shows up.
>>70593569
every time a nerd becomes a billionaire, we get 20 years of nerd culture.
>>70593668
>all but one is dead and ghost-running
must've been a bad day for farming.
>>70575249
underrated post
>>70575265
>>70593668
This. It's funny how clueless fucking Marxists used to try to push these dull 'Socialist Realist' movies on the working masses, as if some dreary depiction of industrialization and the division of labor is something anyone besides certain tedious academics would ever want to watch.
People want myth, epic, romance, generally, and they turn everything into that very quickly. Even so-called 'gritty realism' transforms into a romanticized short hand speaking more to unconscious universals and ideas about might and courage and honor.
>>70593668
>Asians are a race of nerds.
>Hollywood want to rely increasingly on Asian foreign markets
>Hollywood starts making nothing but geek/nerd shit that profits, no matter how terrible, in China
thanks, China
NEEEEEERDS
>>70583037
And these are the opinions RT represents. It's a joke site, stop posting it here
>>70592403
Overwatch is so awful i really hope it doesn't make them shitloads of money.
Can someone assure me that the hate for this movie is overblown and it's actually decent?
>>70594692
It's probably mediocre and 5-6/10
>>70592403
>Starcraft is the Esports go to RTS
Literally what else is there...
Hots was after Activision acquired them so was Hearthstone and overwatch... hmmm seems like you left out Diablo you turbo pleb fuck go back to playing fallout 4 you casual faggot.
>>70593121
>itt people who got kicked from 40 man's and haven't done a single Mythic Raid
>>70594687
i hate fun: the post
>>70580063
>>70580028
>>70578947
Where the heck does she get off?
>>70579624
watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3qkf3bajd4
>>70573103
>it's a "critics bash a movie that's probably perfectly fine" thread
