This is just embarrassing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EAy6-uCb1o
>>70567881
FINISHED
I really wish Canadian people would get mad for once in their life and realize they are being made fun of.
>>70567881
If they make out together, all is forgiven.
DUDE CANADA LOL
Where's the cultural appropriation people to get mad about this shit?
>>70567881
stopped at 1:20
too much is too much
please kill those who made this
>>70567922
Yeah but then we see who's making fun of us and we can't just help but laugh .
>I can't direct
You really can't
why is stan lee in this? is this marvelkino?
I've seen a lot of people say Smith's daughter is hot but I just don't see it. I find her costar to be way cuter while she just looks weird. She isn't fat or anything but her body is really unflattering and kinda spills out everywhere in her outfits. Her face is really bland and she looks kinda like white trash.
>>70567881
So ever joke is either
>Canada lol
>Modern culture lol
>Teenagers lol
Even garbage tier comedies like Scary Movie put more effort into their jokes.
>>70567922
Kevin Smith is the biggest Canuckaboo in the world. This movie is a love letter.
Meh, I would've wanted to see this if I were still a kid.
>>70568213
you've seen nothing yet, anon..
>>70567881
yeah I can't finish that
>>70568120
They don't care about white people.
>>70567922
Canadians aren't people
>>70567881THE WRONG KEVIN SMITH DIED
Don't know what you guys are mad about, it looks funny.
>>70568563
>she looks kinda like white trash
That's why we like her. She reminds us of our moms.
>>70568278
You mean the rest of the world?
lol dumb Canadian
Im Irish
Lately I've heard alot of fake Irish accents appearing in US shows and its starting to piss me off, actors try and put on an Accent and try copy Roose Bolton. Actors try and sound like a foreign intimidating evil man, or attempt to sound like a transatlantic wiseman, or an old smart man, so they put on an Irish accent. I was watching Xmen Apoc and Sansa's accent kept using these Irish tones, words and phrases that triggered me.
In the first 0:00 to 0:10 seconds of this video, is the woman using an Irish accent to shout at kids ?
>>70567881
Why does he hide his male pattern baldness with a cap. Why doesnt he just own up to it?
>>70567881
Looks good desu
Shame they had to give the whole movie away in the trailer. Feel like I just watched it
>>70569203
It's a canadian accent, you potato eating idiot
>>70569203
nice blog post friendo
>>70567881
Huh.
I'm not gonna watch this.
aboot, abbbboot , abboot, aboot.....
>>70567881
A
FUCKING
LEAF
Fuck I hate Kevin Smith
what the fuck is a yoga hoser?
>>70569380
>Looks good desu
fuck off you lying cunt
>>70567881
They put pretty much the whole fucking movie in the trailer why would anyone still want to watch this
>>70567881
A NEENER NARNY?
I haven't cringed this hard since I got aids eating out a boi puccy
>implying you're not just going to watch this anyway to observe the acting prowess of depp's offspring
I couldn't finish the trailer.
>>70567881
Fat Kev's gone and lost his fucking mind.
>>70567881
Holy shit. Is this entire movie a postironic joke?
>>70569769
Only if she shows her hairy pits
>>70569829
so brave xD
>>70569829
close enough
>>70567881
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... couldn't even finish watching that
>>70569258
The same reason he wears stupid ass hockey jerseys
>>70569610
Wurst movie ever made
>>70567881
>So much nein it's almost 10
>Johnny Depp
seems aboot right
>>70569829
She needs a hat more than KS does
>>70569829
>>70569769
what's wrong with her head
>>70569764
Your post actually managed to be worse that the trailer.
Actually, I think you might have just made the worst post that's up on 4chan right now.
Congrats.
>>70570077
cringe
>>70567922
>pic related is the only good thing to come out of canada the last 30 years
>>70567881
>NEENIOR NARNY is still in it
what did kevin mean by this
>>70570077
Autism: the post
What the absolute fresh hell was that?
One minute it's shitty millennial comedy next minute they're lazily kicking shitty cgi nazi sausages?
>>70570225
>That's not Gavin McInnes
Oh wow
>using aboot joke in 2016
>dude remember nazis lol
>I'm not supposed to be here
>remember clerks guys
>do I pass the bechdel test?
>I really miss when I could make a good movie
>my next stand up will be me talking about how much better I was when I made clerks again
Who is still supporting this faggots movies?
>>70570238
>>70570138
>Underage Redditors: The Posts
>>70570321
>Gavin was born in 1970
>>70567881
Is the one with the nice tits his daughter?
I like her tits very much.
Tits.
>>70570225
That's not TPB
gtfo
>>70570225
That's not Nathan For You
>>70567881
posthis daughters ass
>>70570333
Red State was pretty good, Tusk was ok if you took it for what it was, a movie based on a podcast based on a craigslist ad.
Them aside Chasing Amy was his last good film.
>>70570337
so clever
>>70570344
And came OUT of Canada in like 99 or something like that
>>70570337
Your mom chokes on my girugamesh every night you spend plotting how your gonna kill yourself
>>70567881
Tusk is one of my favourite horror films. No troll.
>>70567881
The accents piss me off. It's like he's never stepped foot in Canada.
>>70570225
>>70570486
>your
underage banned for sure
>>70570225
That's not reboot
>>70567922
Canadians are the most secretive people you'll ever meet. If you ever have a conversation with a Canadian keep this in mind, and at the end ask yourself - do you actually know anything more about them than you did before? You won't. That's why them seem so calm and polite. They're completely unwilling to let anyone know what they're feeling.
>>70567881
>Yoga used to be the domain of austere men who learned to dominate their lower passions
>Yoga is now the domain of womanchildren for the purpose of looking good
>>70570442
I can see why people hate Tusk, but there's so much there I love it.
I didn't even know the backstory (podcast and whatnot) I saw it with virgin eyes and was honestly creeped out. I don't usually like horror films because they're all so silly rather than scary, but for me Tusk walked the line between over-the-top and plausible.
>>70570515
That walrus reveal was probsbly the greatest thing thing to happen in a horror movie of all time.
He shouldve stuck with making Hit Somebody, Clerks 3 or Mallrats 2. This shit definitely ruined his legacy
>>70570556
Go back to /mu/, that band sucks ass..
You just think it's good cause hivemind of the board... Happens here too but not as bad ig
>A NEENYER NARNY
What did he mean by this?
>>70569149
literally no one in the rest of the world laughs at canada, these are the laughingstock in the planet:
1. USA (because dumb as shit and literally a nigger country)
2. Sweden (muslims everywhere)
3. France (pussies)
4. USA (literally dumbest motherfuckers in history
there you go
>>70570681
I have never set foot in that shit hole, thank you kindly.
>>70570744
Doubt it.
>>70570712
>literally
yer stoopid
>>70569203
It's a Newfie accent you dumb Irish cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQc43b4OsRg
>>70570712
>nobody laughs at Canada
But that's wrong and you know it. And getting that cuck Trudeau in has just increased the ridicule. Do you have your head in the sand boy?
>>70570744
How do you know it's a shithole then?
>>70568815
his weaboo equivalent though would be someone who runs around screaming kawaii while wearing a hello kitty backpack and a kimono in downtown Chicago. Literally the most tired, overdone stereotypes that just show he doesn't even know enough about Canada to make a love letter to it
>>70570766
I have an IRL /mu/tant friend who sends me GB's worth of music every few months, I pick and choose what i like.
Means I can enjoy good music without having to deal with the worst board.
>>70570578
>underage banned
Criticizing my verbiage while being at fault of having a piss poor vernacular yourself while believing that I do care to put in my effort while making a post on a Vietnamese weave board is not only an illogical fallacy, but evidently clear that you suffer from autism
>>70570333
>do I pass the bechdel test?
The stars of this are Kevin Smith's and Johnny Depp's daughters. It's nepotism, not feminism that caused this travesty.
>>70570866
Doubt it.
>>70570899
fuckin' newfag
I completely respect what he's doing. He's trying new things. He was once this really edgy filmmaker, one of the first to talk about homosexuality openly and fairly while still getting laughs from gay jokes.
Around the time of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back he stopped being so edgy. When it was released that type of film was everywhere. In fact, even before it was released it was so common they had a name for it. It was just a road movie that pandered to a very specific audience (Kevin Smith fans) by referencing his prior films.
I don't hate Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but it was a safe film for him to make. I don't think it can be considered a cult film, it was just mainstream pandering. It was the Kevin Smith version of Road Trip or Joe Dirt.
What he does now takes balls. He's branching out and experimenting with genres he's never touched before and, frankly, he's not doing a terrible job. I'm under the impression the hate comes from the fact that the movies have better production values, I think it's like a hipster backlash "I liked him better when his films were black and white."
I don't know which one I'd fuck first honestly
>>70570782
I'm from Newfoundland, the lady wasn't using a Newfie accent. It was Kevin Smith's shitty impression of a mainland Canadian accent, akin to a Family Guy parody. Newfoundland was largely settled by the Irish, so that's why people have an accent with Irish sounds
>>70569149
I'm American and if I was Canadian I wouldn't give a fuck if Americans mocked my country either. First of all, Canadians aren't manchurian candidate nationalists that have been brainwashed into flipping out when someone criticizes their country. That response alone turns us Americans into a joke. Secondly, no one mocks Canadians except for Americans, and we do it for the stupidest, most juvenile reasons.
>>70570823
>But that's wrong and you know it. And getting that cuck Trudeau in has just increased the ridicule. Do you have your head in the sand boy?
there is no denying that trudeau can royally fuck canada with le liberal politikz, but in spite of that, canada has three things the world admires: 1. virtually no crime 2. polite and intelligent people 3. zero fat people (there may be some but not as fucking much as the USA or UK)
>>70571017
Making very low-budget screwball comedies / genre horror that safely will make back their small studio investment in revenue doesn't take balls. On the contrary, it's the safest thing there is to do for a director who coasts solely on the heft of a name he acquired 20 years ago
>>70571011
>Resorting to memery because you lack the mental capacity to actually use your brain.
Go back to Lelddit you try hard meme master faggot
>>70570657
Cut the retarted ending and Johnny Depp character and it would have been ok.
Looks interesting.
Like Scott Pilgrim with cunny.
>>70571201
I like their podcasts, well, some of them. He should just host a youtube channel or something.
>>70567881
So which one is his daughter? The fat one, right?
>I'm not even supposed to be here today
when did Smith turn into Sandler levels of terrible? And naming his daughter Harley Quinn? That's disgusting and beyond creepy.
>>70570618
Actually kinda true. People say Americans are offensive because they're so upfront with it, whereas we keep it all behind a veil and wait for you to leave before we talk shit.
>>70570843
>his weaboo equivalent though would be someone who runs around screaming kawaii while wearing a hello kitty backpack and a kimono in downtown Chicago.
So, literally every weeaboo
>>70571211
>try hard
that's (You)
>>70571281
Yeah I was a huge fan of his Evening-With specials and some podcasts, he's super funny as a talker. I just wish he wouldn't spend his late career making genre bait and sequels to dead 90's movies
>Dude lmao totally epic fail right? How aboot them hosers eh?! XD
What in the fuck is this, all they're missing is having them saying "shore" instead of sure. Why the fuck would Depp even be in this for more than 2 seconds?
>>70570372
>implying TPB isn't trash
there were a few "good" seasons, the rest are shit, especially the last three or four
>>70571354
Did you actually believe the meme that Canadians were inherently nicer people? We just have cultural customs that adopt the trappings of politeness and civility, similar to how people from Japan do that thing where they bow and have honor and shit. People aren't actually different
>>70571807
Save it
>>70567881
what is that pic from? some dumb drama or scandal i missed?
>>70571873
was wondering the same. Or is it just a video where kevin cries because he loved some capeshit or something
>>70567922
Ever since they destroyed their old flag they've become a nation of confusing gnome people.
>>70567881
>16
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>70571815
I just said I'm canadian, you fucking mong
>>70567881
What... just what?
>>70571807
At least TPB had solid seasons. KvsS had a few good episodes max.
>>70570225
>Kids in the Hall
>TPB
>Reboot
I could go on buddy
>>70571956
He's created the perfect uglycute girl. I wanna cuddle with her in bed and say stupid nerd shit to her while humping her butt ;_;
>>70572127
I dont think she looks ugly at all
>>70572196
I'm sorry Anon, please don't be angry at me.
>>70572226
Its ok anon, I forgive you. I really want to rest my head on her butt though.
>>70571980
whoopsie responded to wrong post
>>70571941
"some actor died. I saw them at a party once. We were the closest of friends and I never got to say goodbye" -fat kev every time
He is the living embodiment of Generation X. He's a slacker who refuses to better himself and despite being nearly 50 years old, his sense of humor has not evolved since he was 15. His career never really even started, since not a single film he made was an actual big success. He made a few decently funny movies, but never evolved past that and now he's just sad.
You know your career is dead when you start pimping out your ugly daughter.
to this day it still boggles me, that kevin smith called his daughter harley fucking quinn
I-- how did that come to pass
there has to be laws for this shit
>I wasn't even supposed to be in today!
How was he man child enough to name his child after a fictional character yet he didn't use a Star Wars name which is what his autism is specialized to?
What the fuck did I just watch.
Literally flushed 2 minutes of my life down the drain, looking a traps over on /b/ would have been time better spent.
>>70572791
He's more about Batman than Star Wars
>>70571563
because his daughter is a main character
>>70567881
>I'm not even supposed to be here
Is he self-parodying himself? 'cause I ain't laughing in here
>>70572641
It's kind of like calling your son Artemis. After the popular character Artemis Fowl, rather than the female character from greek mythology and theatre.
>>70572836
Really? His movies are literally Star Wars References: The Movies. He's so into it it's caused him to hate Lord of the Rings because of its superiority.
>>70570442
I guess you're entitled to your opinion but I fucking hated Red State. Interesting premise, hours of set up to be resolved by John goodman explaining how "Eco kids" got a hold of an antique fire fighters warning siren and played ethereal music through it at just the right time for no apperant reason.
That movie made me want to suicide bomb his next comic con panel.
>>70570618
We're not Vulcans, I shoot the shit with anyone i come across
>>70567881
Why would they cast one girl who is so much uglier than the other?
>>70567881
>kids movie
>let's add Nazis
why
>>70571851
Are you actually trying to imply there that the netflix seasons aren't complete and utter trash? They make season 7 (previously the worst season) look like seasons 2-4 by comparison.
>>70567922
Canada has been fucked by the US for a long time now. It's all they know.
>>70571182
As someone who has travelled a lot, nah Canada is fat as fuck.
It's the first thing I noticed when I landed at Pearson.
>>70573452
>kids movie
Not familiar with Kevin Smith's audience, are you?
>>70571160
>brainwashed into flipping out when someone criticizes their country.
how many Canadians have you met? They love to take the piss out of Canada themselves but they get extremely defensive when foreigners do it. Just like practically every western country.
>>70573497
It is a kids movie retard. Trailer, poster and Smith himself say so.
>>70573541
Can confirm If you were to come to Canada and say it was shit people would get pissed and angry but if i do it noone cares.
>>70573574
The movie was originally rated R and then toned down to PG13 when the censors decided a crudely drawn scrotum wasn't bad enough to bump the rating higher
>>70573574
>Trailer, poster and Smith himself say something.
>it must be true
>>70571017
Make a movie like Clerks again, just make a movie about an average Joe having a really weird and absurd day, and have a message about something
The biggest mistake what Kevin Smith made is that he believes he has a good sense of humor. Yes, everyone loved the Star-destroyed conversation in Clerks, and his stand-ups are entertaining too, but this edgy, barely even Family Guy tier humor which is in Dogma, or in this shit is just sad and boring
Just write weird conversations about how sad life is and how people are trying to deal with it, he is good in this
Haaay
>>70570038
her mom is french
>>70573410
They're best buds irl tbtachl
>>70574808
ohshit FUCK ME
Thats totally my type of girl
what teh fuck
FUCK YOU KEVIN SMITH YOU ONLY MADE SHIT MOVIES SINCE CLERKS AND THIS BUTTERFACE GODDES
>>70574808
you just fucking KNOW
Kevin Smith wants to fuck his daughter, you just know it dude
>>70567881
Johnny Depp's daughter is mighty fine.
>>70567881
>>70567922
https://twitter.com/AnthonyGein/status/740286808093786113
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