>>70563628
Jonsa edition
Jonsa
Azor Jorah
B E S T
E
S
T
EDITION
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70565873
this
she fukken knew
![The Hound vs The Mountain [HD] [HD, 720p]_3.webm](https://i.imgur.com/y1l0qmX.jpg "The Hound vs The Mountain [HD] [HD, 720p]_3.webm")
reminder cleganebowl is NOT happening this season.
i hope we see more dead people soon
nth for tits dragons and cock jokes
REMINDER.
Sam told Jon that Bran was alive and north of the wall. Jon Snow is a usurper shit and not fit to sit Winterfell.
>>70565837
JON WHERE'S MY ARMY JON YOU PROMISED WE WOULD TAKE BACK WINTERFELL I WANT MY ARMY NOW JON
Anyone have anything interesting to say this thread? Or will it all be regurgitated memes?
>>70565873
>>70565891
Choose your Queen of Love and Beauty
>>70565921
This is irrelevant anyway since everyone knows Rickon is alive.
>>70565876
Cleganebowl is the theorized meeting between Ser Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane and Sandor "The Hound" Clegane. It is expected that these two will meet and fight to the death.
>>70565951
Meera
>>70565931
Well lately I'm trying to find other theories to supplement R+L=J but the problem is none of the others can sufficiently explain away the "blue rose growing out of a wall of ice" vision Dany has
do you think the mountain's soul still knows about his little brother?
>>70565811
reeeeeee wildlings get out
>>70565910
that bow was so fucking cool i sperged out rewatching it.
>>70565962
>Rickon is alive
Not for long and not next in line.
Why isn't Jon executed for being a deserter?
>>70565910
>>70565994
Yes. Please look forward to his redemption
Goodmorning anons!
>>70565951
I don't know who they are. But the redhead is cute. I like her little monkey face.
Daily reminder that Kinvara is a replacement for Marwyn.
>>70565910
But its FUCKING CONFIRMED
[SPOILER]GET HYPE[/SPOILER]
>>70565921
>continuity
WUZZTHATMEAN
>>70566016
death loophole. better still, it's the lord paramount of hte north who polices the night's watch. he doesn't recognize ramsay's authority and is going to kill him this season. if the leaks are true, he himself will be king in da norf so what do you expect him to do: pardon himself or behead himself?
>>70566016
He's got two thousand wildling bodyguards
>>70566035
Morning qt poster!!
>Arya and Dany sailing to Westeros
>Lady Stoneheart
>Bastardbowl
>Cleganebowl
>King's Landing burning
>the Wall coming down
>R+L=J
If all of these happened in the last three episodes, don't lie, would you be hype?
>>70566035
hi cutie poster.
Promise me neddard
*giggles hysterically*
>>70565921
REMINDER
Jon didn't tell Stannis about this and not even Sansa.
>>70566065
But you know what Ramsay has
>>70565995
/got/ is too weak to use polearms
>>70566096
>Arya and Dany sailing to Westeros
>King's Landing burning
these two can go to shit
Targaryen fucking shits get out
>>70566016
In the books he is killed for what he's doing right now which is marching on Winterfell. The fact that Glover and Mormont didn't bring this up is a plot hole. He would still be seen as Lord Commander of the watch by the rest of Westeros.
Showfags don't care and neither do DABID.
>top tier assassin
>magical power to change faces
>just stab people in middle of street in broad daylight
>don't even confirm the kill
So are Sansa and Jon the new Cat and Rob?
>Jon/Robb
>Passive fag in diplomacy who lets the woman who doesn't know shit fuck everything up
>Could plead a strong case based on accomplishments but only relies on muh family name
>Pussy whipped beta
>Sansa/Cat
>Woman who doesn't know shit and fucks all diplomatic endeavors up
>Thinks muh family name is all that matters in diplomacy
>Bit of a cunt
Hey guys just a quick reminder that Ramsay is still in a front row seat on Umber's ruse cruise, and will be rekt in 2 weeks time
>>70566126
>heyman
>>70566063
Why haven't the other Northern houses executed him then?
>>70566035
Y-you too
>>70566144
>>70566096
R+L=J is such old hat, I don't care. Not that invested in that theory either way.
No. Wall coming down is kind of lame if it's just the mark on Bran's arm.
KL burning, yeah kind of if only to get some resolution to the Sparrows and break the Tyrell/Lannister alliance for good.
Cleganebowl is a meme. Don't care.
LSH has no meaning on the show and would just be a poorly handled waste of time.
Arya and Dany / all storylines finally converging on Westeros would be the only thing to truly generate hype but that'd be dampened by the fact we won't see any of it for a year. That will return to bitterness over all the time wasted in Essos.
>>70566156Surprise Buttsex
>post yfw lord stoneheart
![83e69b16fbf3dc61f65d022e47072764[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p8GzbMi.jpg "83e69b16fbf3dc61f65d022e47072764[1].jpg")
>>70566019
>tfw thanks to the Hounds return, your Cleganebowl folder is filling up again
>>70566156
do people care about stabbings happening or do they know its just house of black and white shenanigans
>>70566209
Maekar you little shit you killed more of your false Targaryen family than you ever did Blackfyres
>>70566173
>Why haven't the other Northern houses executed him then?
out of respect for Ned + it's not their fucking dept.
Arya = The Waif
Missandei = The Harpy
:)
Will he die?
>>70566224
stronk plot leather armor
>>70566132
triggered
>>70566275
Might do, leaks indicate that the siege dissolves into a shitty melee, he could die.
>>70566255
wasnt one of them supposed to be ugly as sin or something
>>70566275
eventually everyone dies
>>70565910
You see? They hold a two-handed weapon as intended, and not stay true to the books THE ONE FUCKING TIME you are not supposed to, like in the Red Viper vs The Mountain fight.
>>70566275
He'll jump in the river and swim all the way to the north.
![14653145052620[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gn7S9w6.jpg "14653145052620[1].jpg")
based
>>70566299
So Tully's a shit again?
>>70566299
>yfw he sneaks out again
>>70565991
Well there's the theory that Ned+Ashara=Jon. And Rhaegar+Lyanna=Dany. In which case, the blue rose would symbolize something more significant to Dany, than to Jon. It could mean that she's supposed to go to the wall. It could mean that she and Jon are related.
What if she wants to be Arya?
Like she covets the life Arya left behind and is baffled that Arya left and decided to become faceless.
think about it, theres no reason for Waif to actually hate Arya, except unless she's mad and shit that Arya chose the faceless life when Arya had a lot of choices to choose from, while Waif and the other faceless men we're given no choice at all.
My take on is that it was Waif who was pretending to be Arya while it was Jaquen who was pretending to be Waif
Arya was surprised that she was attacked by an old lady and to her ""SURPRISE""" it was actually Waif, now why would Arya be shocked that Waif is set out to kill her? isn't the point of the last episode is that she is prepared and expecting her?
Also, look at all the exchange from Arya and Waif, it was all about Arya's personal life, like how many brothers she had, her kill lists, seems like those were questions you'd ask if you want to claim her identity
so I'm pretty sure its Waif disguised and pretending to be Arya only to be surprised by Jaquen
Is there a more bro-tier character than Tormund?
Post new shireen
Daily reminder VS = CS + D
>>70565837
>>70565859
YES
Jonsa is love, Jonsa is life.
>>70566144
>first blackfyre shit rekt by arrows
>second blackfyre shit was a legit faggot who didn't even have the sword/couldn't fight for shit
>third blackfyre gets rekt before ever capturing any significant territory
>fourth blackfyre is too dumb to realize bloodraven will murder him as soon as he sets foot in king's landing.
gg, you dumb faggots.
JUST
>>70566332
Davos
Why is he so smug bros?
ITS HAPPENING LADS
watchersonthewall.com/kaya-lyanna-stark
>promise me ned
WHO HYPE?
What was the music in the intro before the title sequence?
>>70566144
still cracks me up the entire second blackfyre rebellion was killed b/c dameon wanted to fuck Dunk so bad.
>>70565907
Yeah, you just know.
Probably gonna be how Olenna dies too when Cersei sets shit on fire.
They'll have caught Olenna trying to leave and bring her there.
>>70566363
Why so many hangings in this season?
>>70566332
>>70566369
Could it be that Jon is recruiting the bro-est of the bros of Westeros?
>>70566363
>nutted but she still sucking
>>70566326
Definitely weaker than just symbolizing Jon but Thanks, this is what I was looking for.
>>70566156
She wants her to suffer
Why the fuck people in here have the attention spawn of a fucking fish ? Have to explain the same shit over and over again
>>70566255
Robb deserved to fail
>didn't listen to any of his advisers
>decided to break a marriage pact
>>70566156
>You will never be brutally stabbed by her
>You will never bleed out in her arms
>The last thing you see will never be this smug ass face as she gently lowers you onto the floor
:(
>>70565907
>she sees your penis
>>70566330
Why Jaquen was wearing the waif face underneath the old woman face? Only to trick the audience?
I think it was a faceless man disguised as Arya to test the Waif.
>>70565929
I want him to hatefuck her Tully mouth and all her holes with his dragonwolf dick so bad.
>>70566374
at least do the www. before your fake links.
>>70566374
lel
>>70566304
aegon spent 10 nights with rhaenys for every night he spent with visenya
>>70566417
Yeah Rob a shit.
All proper starks are shit besides Ned.
>>70566326
>blue rose blooming at the wall
do you really think that is about Dany? Its about Jon, its the same dream with Rhaegar saying the dragons need more 1 head
its Jon mate, its symbolizing that Dany isnt alone
>>70566416
>WAS BENDING THE KNEE PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>>70566335
why doesn't jon snow hire one faceless man to take out ramsay's 20 good men?
Episode #58 (season 6, episode 8): “No One”
Debut: SUNDAY, JUNE 12 (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET/PT)
While Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) weighs his options, Cersei (Lena Headey) answers a request. Tyrion’s (Peter Dinklage) plans bear fruit. Arya (Maisie Williams) faces a new test.
Written by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss; directed by Mark Mylod.
>>70566126
Umber said Jon just by knowing Winterfell better than any of them alone, could roll over the North and Winterfell with the wildling army itself.
Jon has transcended GOOD, he's a GREAT MAN, a GODLY MAN. Not even the 20 good men can stop him.
>>70566374
>kayafags
>>70566400
>>70566332
>>70566304
Visenya was plain and kinda boring compared to Rhaenys, but I dont think she's ever specified as being boot ugly.
Think it's more just that Rhaenys was a babe and Visenya was a bit like Brienne, not very ladylike and just a fighter.
>>70566312
What are you trying to say?
>>70566493
dead in 3,2,1
>>70566465
>>70566465
>watchersonthewall.com/kaya-lyanna-stark
promise me eddard
what if cersei was portrayed by lena dunham instead of lena headey?
>>70566304
WoIaF described Visenya as a 'harsh and austere beauty' + she's too stern for Aegon's taste hence your confusion
>>70566444
Yeah but that's cause Visenya was a bitch and Rhaenys was nice and sweet, Visenya even helped her son usurp the fucking throne after Aegon and Aenys died, even though Aenys has sons
>>70566493
Even more support for my thesis.
>>70566417
Better to die than have your line tainted by Frey blood
>>70566540
less people would have masturbated to Cersei
>>70566540
the streets of KL would have been cleared during the walk of shame.
>Skrillex in that blue dress and crown
ABSOLUTELY
D
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A
B
L
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>>70566578
>>70566530
If I was rich I'd have Chloe abducted and turned into a pig by underground cosmetic surgeons. First they use electrolysis to permanently remove all the hair from her face and body, even her eyebrows. Next they permanently graft on prosthetic triangular ears and a curly tail. Her nose is reshaped for a snout-like appearance, pushed up, nostrils flared. Her vocal chords are destroyed so she can only grunt and squeal, her leg tendons damaged so she can only crawl.
I keep her in a pen, forcing her to eat from a trough and raping her repeatedly, after a few weeks her mind snaps and she becomes animalistic. Drugs in her feed make her pasty skin an appealing pink. An irritating salve is applied to her cunt to make it permanently red and swollen for that "in heat" appearance.
If possible, I'd have actual pig parts grafted onto her, even dainty little trotters to replace her hands and feet, the only bits of her I need to preserve are her mouth, cunt and ass. If technology was sufficiently advanced I'd have her budding breasts cloned and 4 more grafted on.
I'd tell her in advance what was going to happen, even introduce her to her "donor" pig so I could really enjoy her terror and despair.
>>70566465
this post has left an ashy taste in my mouth.
Why robert strong spared her? she dissed cers more than that random noboby.
>>70566454
I offered a possibility. Not stating a belief.
The rose could mean anything really. It could just be a marker for Dany to take notice of the wall. Guide her there.
If the Rose was meant to symbolize Jon, then why not show a wolf?
>>70566249
>oh, here they go again
>"do you have a moment to talk about our Many-Faced God "
>piss off
>>70566284
Now what?
>>70566634
Is this a picture for ant-dwarves?
>>70566280
>dat dramatic tone when she snuck it to her
Yeah, because how else would we have known something happened except fucking seeing it
>>70566664
Because Jon isnt a wolf?
>>70566634
Murdering the matriarch of one of the strongest if not the strongest house in westeros is not a good idea.
>>70566634
She wasn't showing a dick
>>70566634
>murdering a high lady of your only major competition house when her soldiers are in the next room and they've got more forces than you
Doesnt really work like that
Why did the Brotherhood Without Banners just come along and slaughter a bunch of innocents and steal their food? In the book aren't they supposed to be champions of the smallfolk and the defenseless? Is the show version of the BWOB just the complete fucking opposite? wtf
>>70566634
Murder is still technically illegal
>>70566326
Jon and Dany are brother and sister. With the events that went on there was enough time to sire two children.
>>70566699
If he is supposedly Lyanna's son, then he's a Stark. Raised by Eddard, and a warg with a direwolf.
>>70566560
this desu
Could have just sieged the twins and avoid all the bullshit tho
>>70566742
>>70566726
>>70566707
What are Tyrells going to do? Hang/behead BobbyS?
>>70566699
He has a direwolf and Stark blood...The blue rose could mean a lot of things. The point is that the vision is supposed to lure her to the Wall. If anything else would be the goal of sending her a vision it would be more explicit. Why talking in riddles anyway?
>>70566778
destroy him, he can kill an army by himself
>>70565889
Are you just one really dedicated autist?
Plz tell me you are and explain me why you do this every thread, I'm curious
>>70566778
I don't know, withdraw from kings landing and remove more than half of the kings power?
>>70566737
Just wait and see. This matter will be addressed soon enough. I see no point in getting all bent out of shape now. We don't even know if they're the culprits yet.
>>70566778
probably start a rebelion and destroy the lanisters seeinga as nobody likes them
>>70566681
Seize the blade!
>>70566814
>>70566737
I'll explain. Imagine a group of people, deserters mostly. Try to do what's right. "Help" people in return for gold, food, and steel. win some battles. Lose others. Keep losing. Need more gold food and steel. Start taking things. Become more desperate. They once started with a good mission but are now thing but theives and murderers, and still feel there cause is just. Everyone get it?
>>70566681
>no option to grind your buttocks against his groin until he runs away in disgust
>>70566681
Urge you to look more closely for I am in fact the one standing behind the bandit
>>70566814
Look to your sins Lord anon, for the thread is dank, and full of memes.
>>70566888
he saw what happened to bernie supporters.
>>70566850
Plz elaborate
>>70566888
Trips confirm. All wildling fucking shits have to go back.
>>70566850
>>70566888
Fuck the president
>>70566326
>Rhaegar+Lyanna=Dany.
It wouldn't fit, the ages don't match between her and Jon. Jon's 8-9 months older. Ned would be bringing a huge baby home when Cat has her own kid she could compare Jon's size to.
>>70566616
nigga did you just create a new copypasta
>>70566870
but you just made all that up. Their raids on Lannister convoys in the Riverlands were all highly successful. That would be their source of food, gold, and steel
>>70566737
In the books they become bandits when Beric dies.
>>70566935
>create
That one's a bit on the old side now, anon
>>70566926
>Arya gets saved by Lady Crane
>gets invited to join her acting troupe
>their next performance is for the Freys at the Twins
>Arya will have a minor roll, portrayingArya Stark
Like pottery
>>70566888
>FUCK WASHINGTON DC
>FUCK THE SECRET SERVICE
>FUCK THE PRESIDENT
>>70566935
It's not new.
>>70566930
Dany also has silver hair
>>70566888
The hound would never vote at all and especially not for someone as egotistical as trump.
>>70566888
Sandor is the walking definition of a disenfranchised / discouraged voter. He's voting for nobody.
>>70566915
>>70566907
>>70566930
>Ned would be bringing a huge baby home when Cat has her own kid she could compare Jon's size to
This is not how babies grow bruh.
http://www.aboutkidshealth.ca/en/resourcecentres/pregnancybabies/babies/physicaldevelopmentofbabies/pages/growth-in-the-first-year.aspx
>>70566930
We don't know that in the TV show though.
L + R = D is the ideal bait and switch. Or maybe they'll find two babies with Lyanna?
>>70566616
Why do people hate Sam
>>70566681
>>70566846
>>70566879
>>70566892
The game crashed and now I've got this one instead kek. I'm not even going to wait for answers I'm just gonna tell him to fuck off.
Post yfw /Highgarden/ dies this season
>>70567020
he's a cuck
You guys are fucking idiots. It's not R+L=J or D or any other shit
It's obviously Benjen+L=J
>>70567008
Sure, it will be dumped down. Ashara wasn't even mentioned. I think it could have worked but DnD decided against flashbacks (retards).
>>70567034
>using mods
>The game crashed
Always the same
post yfw viserys and dany were fake targaryens all along
The reason why the Northerners are being shits is so that when the white walkers kill most of them off, the audience won't shed a tear. In the books it will be more tragic with good people dying along with the likes of Selyse.
fuck Stannis
>>70567034
wew lad, in which fan fiction does this take place?
>>70567049
No.
>>70566971
>I wonder who could be behind this post
>>70567067
you think this got cut from the show?
what's beneath the gold?
>>70567088
I'd fuck him with pleasure
>>70567079
Selyse is a fanatical cunt, what are you talking about
>>70566888
>>70566888
>killing's the sweetest thing there is
Pre-Blackwater Clegane would be a die-hard Lindsay Graham man. Basically voting for whoever's most likely to start a war.
Post-Blackwater, we're talking Sanders in the primary and HRC in the general.
>>70567041
>>70566954
>>70566959
oooooh ill excuse myself then
>>70566992
If you don't think you can generally tell how old a baby is by its size, especially when you have two to compare and know the age of one, you're crazy.
Cat already hates Ned for cheating, you don't think her mind is gonna go haywire and paranoid about how fat the kid is already or fast this kid is growing and notice something is off?
why would a mod delete a question asking if the hound would vote for trump
>>70567110
I think there's no way the show would ever be able to adequately present the Blackfyres and depict what that would mean.Or why it would be fucking hilarious if Branraven ended up killing Dany with her own goddamned dragons
>>70565837
>Sansa
>green eyes
shiggy diggy
>>70567041
>>70567103
>renly killed myrcella
Oh that's it, once I get my new rig he's first on the list of castrati right after I give those Stark fucking shits a radical orchidectomy.
>I doubt it
>my mother wasn't a great beauty or any other ind of beauty
>she was a great warrior though
>she died fighting for your brother Robb
>......
[awkward silence intensifies
>>70567179
Because it's offtopic shitposting that attracts /pol/tards.
>>70567179
Politics isn't /tv/
>>70566387
It was doomed from the start. Apart from Butterwell and the guy who lost 2 castles, no major lord supported it. Frey was just there for the keks.
>>70567008
Leaks pretty much already confirm R+L=J.
Bran sees Ned and Lyanna, she whispers some shit, we see a baby then the scene transitions to Jon
>>70567208
these fucking people
>>70566113
i just got some serious feels and I don't know why.
>>70565995
What mod famalamb? There's like a dozen of GoT mods and I'm an uninformed nub.
freys fucking shits
Post yfw Jonsa happens in the last episode
>>70567103
Ok what's next?
Will Euron save the reputation of Iron isles and grejyos for being famous only thanks to their failed beta uprisings?
THEORY
Jaquen actually tested the waif and choose to take Aryas place. He knew the waif was still not no one and had hate in her heart. He took Aryas place which can be seen by the way she walked and had all the gold. Plus her being wide out in the open with no needle her weapon and being completely clueless. Not to mention different clothes and hairstyle out of nowhere. Aryas real test was seeing who put out the hit on the actor woman. He didn't tell her this though. He told the waif to end her knowing it would be him to see if she would make her suffer like he said not to. She failed. His new contract now will be for Arya to kill the waif. A life for a life. Hers for almost his. They will then part ways. Arya will then continue on. As a Stark.
>>70567281
Normies would be so mad
>>70567303
You promised to protect me, you failed
>>70567284
Nothings happened yet my game keeps crashing.
>>70567256
It`s probably a cock
>based Davos saves the day again
Why are the Starks all such autismos?
>>70567247
>people
>>70567020
inferiority complex
most of casuals especially on 4chan see him as their greatest rival because he is fat fuck but at hes at least useful
>>70567307
Indians are pretty chill with cousin marriages tBh
>>70567281
Has Preston killed himself?
>>70567174
I got a couple of close friends starting to have children. The growth rate differs A LOT in the third 3 years and so does the development of cognitive abilities. Especially in a medieval setting where malnourishment during the pregnancy can be an issue a scenario like the one described above is in fact plausible.
>you promised to protect me […] Now you have a chance to fulfill your promise […] Knights of the Vale are under your command. Ride north for Winterfell. Lend us your aid and I shall see to it that you are […] rewarded
>what did she mean by this
>>70565929
>literally the opposite of what happened
you guys aren't even trying any more, man
>>70567041
Margaery will escape.
>>70567303
>put seal on message, thus making it impossible to roll up and put on a raven
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>seal then totally disappears in next shot
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>post yfw /tv/ mods are confirmed bern victims
>>70567347
He went on vacation that's why the video is late
>>70567208
>>70567347
After the trainwreck that was hi talk with grrm, probably
>>70567326
Damn, and here I was thinking of finally buying this.
Salsa letter is confirmed to be sent to baelish asking for help lads
>>70567391
It's only because I'm tabbing out to post in this thread, if I wasn't it wouldn't be crashing.
>>70567208
>>70567041
Also people should stop saying Stannis is dead
Is loli Mormont wearing a cleavage dress, or is it a design on the front?
>>70567295
D&D are not this smart or they don't expect their audience to be it.
>>70567295
>>70567303
is this your homework larry?
>>70567330
Eh?
>>70567396
wow, so unexpected
>>70567425
>>70567431
But Reddit has a massive subreddit dedicated to Trump.
Ohh is that why he's giving me directions? Because he knows reddit well?
That's a good image.
>>70565929
underrated
What keeps you going, /got/?
>>70567475
Same thing that keeps me watching TBBT - inability to leave shows unfinished
>>70567103
seems like stannis is going pretty ham on those stormland shits
>>70567455
For you manish looking "waifu"
>>70567484
>he can't drop shows going nowhere and with little continuity
Top kek
How long are we to believe Arya has been in Braavos for?
>Swearinger shows up
"OH FUCK THIS SHOW JUST GOT 10X BETTER"
>Kill him immediately
>>70565929
fuck off reddit, based salsa is based
