King Stannis edition
old >>70557893
Azor Jon
Awoooment
First for Team dragonstone
1st for this ugly cunt
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
Found a rare Alfie via Googlefu. Share because fun.
>>70559459
You took my first!
nth for stannis lurking around flammable little girls again
>>70559493
>flammable little girls
topkek
1sr for Bear Island.
>>70559459
>>70559488
it's just not the same
>>70559528
...starring Donald Sutherland and Vanessa Redgrave!
>>70559427
RANCH DRESSING
IN
MY
SALAD
>>70559482
>ywn be the casting director for sexy wenches like this one
>ywn have them recite their lines with their mouth around your cock
>>70559499
I like the threads but I've skipped three episodes this season because it isn't very good.
>>70559553
that's a nice rare stannis
saved
can we all agree the show is going nowhere fast
More sneks WHEN? Kinda pussy move to just cut them. Like the only purpose for their little antics was to get Myrcella killed.
>>70559427
62 Good Men vs 20 Good Men
First for the trueborn King of the North.
Is it wrong to laugh at such piece of art?
>>70559578
stop making me feel, fampai
>>70559459
Is there a Cleganebowl version of this meme?
>>70559477
xyzst for based salsa triggering autists
>>70559499
(you)
>>70559588
and to set Dorne against the crown to give Daenarys a friendly beachhead.
>>70559599
>>70559578
really don't get it, her face has more edges to it than the average shitposter here
What did he mean by this?
>>70559585
a lot like Dany lol
>>70559591
>>70559599
Is that Steve Buscemi?
>post yfw Stannis is alive and went to Essos
>yfw Stannis had a spin-off about his travels in Essos
>yfw after the main story Davos will go to Essos and have a reunion with Stannis
>>70559493
stannis lives CONFIRMED
>>70559605
why does she keep doing that pose?
Reminder that leaks confirm stannis will kill tumblr
>>70559638
because she wants us to imagine her doing a CEI video for us
now that would be awesome
>>70559634
>post yfw you haven't made it past the third step yet
>>70559619
NOTHING BAD SHOULD HAPPEN TO WOMEN
>>70559638
cause she be a slut
>>70559605
wtf is wrong with her?
>>70559617
Oh right. Jesus fucking christ they're going to make Dany, Yara and sneks unite in a trifecta of stronk women
>mfw
>>70559519
she's smokin hot
>Sansa is begging LF for help and promising her hand in marriage ( I think, what else can she offer? ) after conveniently turning down his offer to help early during the season.
BRAVO DABID BRAVO BRAVO BRAVONE
>>70559620
Stephen Dillane doesn't look the type to enjoy anything.
>>70559620
That "Stannis will come back" is a lie.
What if she wants to be Arya?
Like she covets the life Arya left behind and is baffled that Arya left and decided to become faceless.
think about it, theres no reason for Waif to actually hate Arya, except unless she's mad and shit that Arya chose the faceless life when Arya had a lot of choices to choose from, while Waif and the other faceless men we're given no choice at all.
My take on is that it was Waif who was pretending to be Arya while it was Jaquen who was pretending to be Waif
Arya was surprised that she was attacked by an old lady and to her ""SURPRISE""" it was actualyl Waif, now why would Arya be shockled that Waif is set out to kill her? isnt the point of the last episode is that she is prepared and epxecting her?
Also, look at all the exchange from Arya and Waif, it was all about Arya's personal life, like how many brothers she had, her kill lists, seemsl ike those were questions youd ask if you want to claim her identity
so I'm pretty sure its Waif disguised and pretending to be Arya only to be surprised by Jaquen
>>70559672
>>70559658
i'm still in the first 2bh
>>70559617
oh no, feminism will conquer westeros
are you goys prepared
>>70559634
Stannis and Mannis, the gay emperors of Essos
>>70559672
>surrounded by cockless men
>>70559679
more like
>Hey sansa I didnt know, I'm so sorry, please let me help you
>give me your army ill suck your cock
>>70559620
That he grew up with westerns and not reading Tolkien.
>>70559679
>put seal on message, thus making it impossible to roll up and put on a raven
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>seal then totally disappears in next shot
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70559671
she has fun
Hello fellow bookfags,what do i hear about this new Aeron Damphair chapter being out? Is it true that Euron is sailing outnumbered against Redwyne fleet?What the hell does he plan to do?Also where can i read it?
>>70559677
This is the most reddit thing I have seen in months.
>>70559679
IT WASH HISH MASTER PLAN ALL ALONG
Reminder you can't like Ned Stark yet hate Stannis because even Ned approved of Stannis taking the throne after Robert's passing because he is the one with most claim.
>>70559765
https://angrygotfan.com/2016/05/29/the-winds-of-winter-the-forsaken/
>>70559719
I really wonder how next season is going to play out. With KL blown to bits by Cersei and only Jaime left alive as a male heir they aren't really players for the throne. If Jon really gets crowned King in the North I doubt Daenarys is going to arrive in Westeros and just decide she's ok with a divided Kingdom. Not that the North is worth much of anything in its current state, even less after the long night begins.
>>70559738
Would she suck off Sweetrobin if he saved her? Walder Frey?
>>70559771
I thought they couldn't ruin their plotline even more after the mess that was s5. Damn I was weong
>>70559698
It's a strange thing to think about, how this daughter of the former Warden of the North is now trying to be a hired knife in Essos.
I think Waif is driven by distrust and jealousy towards Arya.
>>70559620
that he's a dull middle aged man
>>70559698
>D&D ever creating a plot twist this complex
>>70559672
don't forget sister salsa
>>70559787
>Dany
>arriving in Westeros
>ever
>>70559765
Redwyne fleet is presumably not there. It's around the Stormlands, possibly affiliated with Aegon, whose team thinks it's apparently safe to sail in a sea despite Redwynes and Velaryons being around. Presumably Redwynes are Aegon's "friends from the Reach" that were mentioned before in ADWD.
>>70559798
i think its most likely envy, envy of the life Arya left behind
Hi guys i come from the future, i was at the Burlington bar with some of my online friends from reddit and tumblr and we were watching the last episode of season 6. At some point Cersei burns the sept and the High Sparrow and Margaery are burning, i didn't really know what reaction i was supposed to have to appear as a normal and well adjusted human being to my friends and the other people in the bar, cheer for the fact that the evil high sparrow finally gets his comeuppance, or be shocked/sad that badass Margaery dies, i looked around me and everyone was glancing at eachother problably having the same dilemma, what face should we make ? i saw the three girls in the front putting on their "shocked" expressions so i decided to do the same, i hope i looked normal.
>>70559427
>Stannis who lost the Blackwater
>who murdered his own brother
>who doesn't have a head
>>70559824
If I had my druthers I'd have seen her dead after her blundering in Mereen, but she's going to get to Westeros.
>>70559824
She was given Aegon's plot with Varys and Tyrion, so, yes, she'll arrive.
>>70559618
The artist must be from Braavos.
>>70559620
based dillane
>>70559854
>If I had my druthers
Go to bed, grandpa
>>70559619
Valyrian is fucking gender-neutral. That is mentioned so many times. I hate Dany so much.
>>70559766
I wonder how you would project your own frustrations if plebbit didn't exist
>>70559851
B-but his brother was totally going to kill him! It was self-defense! And he was gay, while Stannis is brave, so he assassinated his brother at night, instead of meeting him on the field of battle.
You just don't understand the values that Stannis represents!
>>70559911
>defending a Nirvana related maymay
>2016
You are a lowborn nobody. After helping out the King in some big battle, you are rewarded with a lordship and lands,
What will your sigil be?
What will your house words be?
What kind of keep will you build, and what will it be called?
>>70559620
Based Dillane being an anti stannisfag
>>70559952
Everything would be phallus-related.
>>70559910
gender-neutral would assume equality between men and women
>dany can't bear the thought of that
>>70559952
House Dabid
"We do not care"
>>70559973
even in fantasy land you are still gayer than renley and loras
>>70559952
I'd make my castle underground with a smaller castle on top being a decoy.
Sigil would probably be something involving stars or the moon.
>>70559629
I love how Jon gives the same embarrased look when Salsa "MUH STARK" at Glover
>>70559994
Being a little insecure there, aren't we?
>>70559952
House Fuck
"Fuck off"
Imagine how the other Lords would react
>>70559605
Can you fuck a girl like that? I guess your bed or whatever would have to be just the right height...
>>70559950
>being butthurt over a picture, trying to decide the superiority between two shitty subcultures
you people are so tiring
>BwB never attacked civilians
>They did now
>Means new leadership
>Stoneheart confirmed
>Stoneheart unavoidably about to meet with Jon
>She hated him even as living
All hype for Zombiebowl.
>>70560031
Yes, but it wouldn't be pleasant for her
>>70559997
So like Castamere then? Because their underground castle is what actually got all the Reynes killed so maybe not the best idea
>>70559588
Why is the left one so ugly?
Bad pussy and the other one are fine though.
Unrelated but, don't you hate when you just took a shower and then instantly have to take a shit? I don't know about you guys but I take the nastiest shits. I have a tremendous amount of asshair and often it feels like I'm trying to push turds through a net. I have to wipe like twenty times and still don't feel clean.
>>70560057
Oh right. That's a problem.
>>70560061
It was a mine in a flat place, casterly rock would be a much better comparison
>>70560039
>your people
Confirmed for reddit.
>>70560067
Are you me?
I just take another shower right away after that. If I have to shit before my ass hair dries
>>70560061
Oh right, I figured if there was some good routes we could use as escape methods then it wouldn't be a problem. We'd use a cavern or something with lots of depth and places to hide but there would be a smaller castle on the surface used as a decoy, we just won't tell anyone where the actual castle is.
>>70560083
People in Westoros can't built castles like that (anymore) though.
>>70560067
I always take a shit before I shower
>>70559459
stannis and monford is alive
screencap this
>>70560073
if she likes to watch your balls swinging against your hairy asshole while pounding hers, I guess it's a compromise
And who... and who... and who are you, and whoooOOOooo are youuu... and who... and who... and who are you, and whooOOOooo are you...
~ ~ ~
>>70560067
This is why I shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.
>>70559952
>What will your sigil be?
A woman's foot covered in a knee-high leather boot
>What will your house words be?
Die with your boots on
>What kind of keep will you build, and what will it be called?
A huge tower in the shape of a boot called The Prick.
>>70559592
Kings need to be able to fuck.
>>70560114
>decoying
>hiding
>escaping
House Beta?
>>70560096
>you(r) people
reading comprehension isn't that difficult, anon
>>70560067
shit before shower and trim that ass hair boy
Thank god the Jonsa autists got BTFO
>In the books
Daario Naharis is the leader of the Stormcrows
He has blue hair
>In the show
Daario Naharis is the leader of THE SECOND SONS AND HAS BROWN HAIR
BRAVO D&D
BRAVO
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING RETARDED??
WHY ARE YOU RUINING EVERYTHING??
WHY CANT WE HAVE NICE THINGS FOR ONCE?
>OY VEY DABID WHAT IF DAARIO HAS BROWN HAIR
>LE EPIK CREATIVE FREEDUM
IM FUCKING DROPPING THIS SHIT
>>70560126
>>70559459
lord stoneheart is going to happen and its going to be stannis
AW=MV
>>70560128
You guys really are naive. Balls are hot as fuck.
>>70560196
>implying Sansa Stark would find brown asshair hot
>>70560196
shutup theon
>>70560217
Sansa Stark would bury her nose in your sweaty ballsack and take the deepest whiff. Trust me. She nasty.
>>70560187
Daenerys not having purple eyes was a worse crime.
>>70560196
>>70559994
>>70559780
Ned didn't like Stannis but he respected the laws of inheritance.
He wasn't happy about Stannis being the true king but he accepted it.
>>70559952
House Mallyk
"To the ends of the earth"
Sigil is a sun setting (or rising) behind a hill
Keep would be a concentric castle around a hill. With smaller walls Surrounding a castle village and other necessities. While the actual keep would be on top of the hill.
>>70560235
Sophie would but not Sansa
>>70559952
>What will your sigil be?
Shadow the Hedgehog
>What will your house words be?
Nothing personnel kid
>What kind of keep will you build, and what will it be called?
It will be called Chaos Keep and have towers that reach into space
>>70560170
cripples can still fuck.
>>70559952
House CIA
"Bane?"
A keep that looks like a fallen bird
"No Survivors"
>>70560273
After Ramsey? She would.
So what if Varys was talking to Daario in the dungeons when Arya could hear them?
>>70560238
>>70560187
>muh retarded chinese cartoon visuals
It looks like shit irl.
>>70560238
i was joking faggot
fuck off with your nerdy fucking detail shit
>>70559851
His brother was a usurper. Should have waited his turn.
>>70560055
>BWB converted to R'hollor
>hang people, NOT FUCKING BURN THEM
wtf DnD
>>70559605
>Take me, Tyrion
>That's not my real...
>YOURE RUINING IT
>>70560171
What our stealth tactics?
I'd make my underground fortress as impregnable as the Eyrie.
>>70560310
Ironic since Stannis entire claim his based on the fact that he was the brother of a usurper
>>70560277
>fuck you kevan stop showing everyone my deviantart
>>70560271
Wow, a non-meme response.
I like it.
>>70560301
If anything Ramsay turned her off
Choose your Queen of Love and Beauty
>>70560360
the blond one
>Still no Linda review
>>70559952
A rising sun
'Whitto piggu go home'
Pic related
>>70560360
the redhead next to the nigger
>>70560334
You're forgetting that Robert had tons of support and legitimate grievances. Renlyn had some support but no claim. "Lol Stannis u kno ppl don't like u" is not a reason to be king.
>>70559620
A true Stannis to the heart. Man of duty.
>>70560360
Girl to the right
>>70559952
A rock in the sea
Our Rock are Solids
Pic related, I'll rule the seas
>>70560294
He didnt fly so good
could someone please post the "Kingsmoot" photo?
the one where are three same guys seen.
>>70559952
>What will your sigil be?
>What will your house words be?
Something like pic related.
>>70560310
>>70560334
>>70560388
also stannis had a poor claim either since hair color doenst prove shit
>>70559952
>sigil
Star of David
>house words
Golden honor
>keep
Idk, Masada? Hard to keep the theme
>>70560327
You can't. They Eyrie was built during he Age of Heroes. People can't build castles like that anymore.
Also stealth tactics are looked down on in a society where honors is the primary distinction.
>>70560449
It did prove it and it was true. It's explicitly stated as being true. Also the most honorable man in the world believed it.
>>70560128
Fuck her from the other side then?
>>70559952
House Cozy
of The Comfy Isle
We are Snug
>pic related, it's the cozy keep of comfy isle
>>70560484
The castle is just you drowning.
Seems safe.
>>70560484
I would die for your cause Lord Snug
>>70559952
>sigil
kanshou and byakuya
>words
I am the bone of my sword
>keep
Knowing I am practically nobody, probably a small one like House Osgrey.
>>70559588
Stfu. Sneks are the worst thing to happen to the show.
>>70560457
>Golden honor
>not Never Again
>>70559620
That he is basically Stannis despite everything.
>>70559588
You want the blonde Mediterranian people from the books, but you NEED the dirty titty Mexicans from the show!
>>70560396
>not knowing the difference between a medieval castle and a 19th century fortress
Pic related, it's my keep.
>>70560483
>balls slapping against her back
now that's the compromise
>>70560556
Yours is anti-Semitic. I challenge you to a duel with my valyrian sword Debtor's Bane
>>70559952
House BattleBorn
>What will your sigil be?
A sword coming out of a crown
>What will your house words be?
Born in battle. Baptized in Blood.
>What kind of keep will you build, and what will it be called?
Sunrise Keep
>>70560563
doesn't look too defensible, is that glass? a trebuchet would wreck it
SHE NOTICED
>>70560183
They got banned? That's good then
>>70560516
Doesn't mean it's a good move story-wise to just drop them. Also menes and two of them are cute.
>>70559672
>>70559952
House: Shepard
Castle: Normandy Hall. Fully staffed with a jester, various vassals and magically constructed golem who serves as my steward and runs the whole place. My master-at-arms is from Essos and can calibrate the shit out of my seige weapons.
Sigil: Half a red star on red field, halfed with a white wing on blue.
Words: "I should go"
>>70560596
It's like 400 meters high. Good luck hitting that. Also it's on and island so fuck you.
>>70560598
...maybe
>>70559620
I'll never forgive D&D for betraying the spirit of the show and books and killing him off scene. From his perspective and then cutting it short before the killing blow.
It completely betrays the spirit of gurm. The only way I could possibly see them redeeming themselves in bringing him back somehow otherwise I've lost all respect for them. I made my peace with them having to diverge, but at least keep to the spririt of the content.
>>70560612
Not banned, but the latest episode poured the Night's King cold shit over any ideas they had
>>70559757
This tbqh
>>70560620
Red on red.
>squints
>>70560621
i only need 20 good men
>>70560596
Trump's men are Trump's defense.
Is this the best sigil in westeros
>>70560650
They can't beat 62 men
>>70560654
>not only goodmen
>the bestmen
>isn't that right, commonfolks?
>>70560659
Rightful heir coming in.
>>70560634
I dunno, the Sept has always been one step ahead so far... This would seem in line with them being keen on this kind of deception / what their next move would be.
>>70560662
unless they are 4chan men, in which case they all eventually become whiny little bitches in short order
>>70560662
I was surprised it was 62. I thought it would be less. Do you know where bear island is?
>>70559493
>tfw still dont know what nth stands for
>tfw say it as "north" in my head
>tfw when get dismissed as newfag even though been here since 2007
>>70560691
like southwest of the wall
![Hannah Waddingham Bikini Benidorm HD 09-01-14.ts_snapshot_00.00_[2014.01.10_12.33.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ubO6B2n.jpg "Hannah Waddingham Bikini Benidorm HD 09-01-14.ts_snapshot_00.00_[2014.01.10_12.33.34].jpg")
>>70560598
Yeah, she definitely did. It's not like her and the HS weren't on to Margery being Margery from the start though.
>>70560675
He should have been cast as Daario
>>70560686
it has to turn at some point though right? I expect the sparrows will be essentially finished by the end of the season, and it's getting on.
this ruse cruise has to end
>>70560381
she said she lost her voice on twitter and it would be delayed this week. she's been complaining about the episode mostly though.
>>70560701
â–²
â–² â–²
>IM STILL FUCKING MAD THEY BROUGHT JON SNOW BACK
>JUST LET IMPORTANT CHARACTERS DIE!
>THAT WAS THE REASON I LIKED THE SHOW
>>70560720
The opposite will happen. Sparrows will rule KL.
Would you hold her hair back while she's sucking off 5 dothrakis savages?
>>70560701
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nth_Degree
Fucksake.
and only being here since 07 IS newfaggotry.
>>70560691
Its remote, prone to Wildling attacks and actually belonged to the Ironborn. Some Stark king wrestled with the Ironborn king and won, and as a prize he got that island which he gave the Mormonts. I'd have thought they have at least a hundred men.
>>70559952
my sigil will be purple background with a winged potato in center
my house words would be prepare to be mashed
my keep would generic ass keep with ice wall around it to keep the others from fucking me and it would be called spud town
>>70559493
What is the meaning of this?
Does Stannis really live?
>>70560701
Been here since 2008well, here as in 4chan, I was a /b/tard at first
Still don't know what in the fuck t. means
As in, I see it's probably "signed" but how can "t." mean signed?
>>70560724
>she's been complaining about the episode mostly though
Christ, she's a bitter cunt. Has she EVER liked anything about the show?
please someone post the kingsmoot picture with three same guys
>>70559630
looks more like benicio del toro desu famz
>>70559993
toppest of keks
>>70560701
Instead of saying "1st for bad poosi" or "3rd for Jonsa", you just say "nth" (n is a common substitute for whatever number).
In other words, it's a MEME you dip.
Can't wait for Daenerys' walk of shame
Carice keeping it real, as usual
>>70560715
Man I wish women successfully "desexualized nipples" so that I could fap nonstop to topless women.
>>70559952
Gold Bolt of lightning
The Flames will fade
Spend keep money on a family longsword, build cathedral-esque keep over subsequent generations
>>70560762
>prone to Wildling attacks
Since when do wildlings even have boats?
>>70560780
hold on
>>70560767
epic +1 lol potatoes r so funny xD
>>70560788
the fug
>>70560774
Its Finnish for "Regards" you mong.
>>70560774
It's Finnish for regards.
It's an /int/ meme
>>70560776
she likes the paychecks she gets for translating it. surprised D&D haven't personally asked for her to be removed from that job.
How can one man be so based?
>>70560776
Are you paying attention? She likes quite a few things about it. The writing turned to shit so she is right about that. However he always points out strong acting performances.
>>70560774
>>70560816
I can see it be confusing for newfags because retards keep using it wrong.
Shit like
t. Reddit
Signing the post as if they themselves are Reddit... because they thought it was the opposite.
>>70559765
>>70559785
Reminder that Book Euron is the fucking antichrist.
Show Euron is a sad faggot
>>70559952
>only two non meme non shitty joke responses
>>70560838
She tries not to shit on the actors too badly, but you're right her ire is mostly directed to the writing staff and any changes they make.
>>70560836
lovely
>tommen cant stop fucking up
>all the women bitching they have it the hardest
>SANDOR IS BACK BABY
>STANNIS BACK BY THE END OF THE SEASON
>NO DANNY EPISODE
It was a[spolier]good[/spoiler] episode.
>>70560360
PANSINO for sure.
>Watch GoT
>She bakes all sorts of rad bakegoods
>Latina ass all over your face
Best.
>>70560836
He is worse then DnD.
>>70559952
A burning greatsword infront of a green shield with a green aura.
The words: Wt ring u got bithc?
>>70560848
this ain't /tg/ bro
>>70560659
Always liked Dondarrion and Dayne due to their connections to stars. Nice to see someone else with taste. The purple on black is a nice colour scheme too.
>>70560848
now you know how many underage we got here
>>70560889
>What will your sigil be?
A street
>What will your house words be?
We Poo in Loo for No Man
>What kind of keep will you build, and what will it be called?
H1B
>>70560598
THIS MEANS MY FUCKING GRANDMAFU IS GOING TO GETFUCKING KILLLED, DOESNT IT?
>>70560918
10/10 would rape and flay
>>70560925
No but you'll get to see her naked in the walk of shame.
>>70560895
THE STEEL REHN'S OF FINECASTAMERE
>>70560848
>implying me phallus post was a joke
All the swords mentioned are substitute penises anyway.
>>70560949
my childhood fantasy, emma peel naked
>>70560802
They have small ones. IIRC its only one group/tribe that live in a coast separated from the rest of the free folk by mountain ranges. And the NW navy is a joke so they can't do anything.
>/got/ is full of Redditors who don't know what "nth" or "t. " means
Jesus.
IS ANYTHING GOING TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN??
SOMEONE BETTER GET THEIR HEAD KICKED IN THE NEXT EPISODE OR IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND.
>>70560994
And advertisers for Reddit such as you.
>>70560994
Careful. If you call out people from being from reddit they don't even deny it. It's one stop from posting links to reddit-threads or whatever they are called.
>>70560921
TOILET WITCH BEGONE! THE POWER OF VISHNU REPELS YOU!
>>70561002
Battle of the Bastards next ep
>>70560780
its a group, at least 6
>>70560848
people probably meme their answers because we dont want to think about ourselves and be reminded how pathetic we are.
well thats why i memed my answer
>>70561007
Yeah we should all go to Reddit and leave 4chan foreverrrrr
>tfw Reddit shills are actually the heroes we need to get rid of the plebs on /tv/
>>70560360
Pansino all day
Literally qt3.14 personified
