ITT: the film that showed you a pair of tits for the first time
>>70546575
Either this or Trading Places
>>70546856
>Hey Peter man, check out channel 9. It's the breast exam!
This. But road trip was one that stuck to me more.
>>70546575
Swordkino
>>70547089
this too
American Pie
Old fag checking in.....Porkys
>>70547089
I was born in '97 and this was the first pair of boobs I ever saw in a movie. It was pretty great.
>>70546575
some fantasy/medieval movie where there's two characters bathing in a lake/pond and one of them was disguised as a man up until this scene, but the other guy sees her tits and she's exposed as a woman
absolutely no idea what it would've been. this was prob 1995ish
>>70549039
Wait, I meant the original halloween
https://youtu.be/oMEIV4CC_VE?t=287
>>70548771
>tits and vagina
that scene with the girls taking a shower and they are watching through a hole in the wall, some guy puts his penis and the coach grabs his dick
>>70549195
IMAGINE
the mom
>>70549228
nah, don't even begin to compare demi to that tranny diahrea yogurt monster
![The.Terminator.1984.720p.Remastered.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDChina.mkv_snapshot_01.21.56_[2014.08.18_19.56.40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3b9StGx.jpg "The.Terminator.1984.720p.Remastered.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDChina.mkv_snapshot_01.21.56_[2014.08.18_19.56.40].jpg")
>>70549323
she was hot though
>>70549260
aboatsaboat... what the hell happened to that kid?
>>70549323
>>70549379
living with his dad I think
>>70549409
the fuck does this have to do with anything? what the fuck is that file name? why are you here?
>>70549446
>living with his dad I think
Has his mom murder suicided yet? The look on her face in those videos is pure "I did not sign up for this shit".
>>70549448
>he just got here
I was like 8
>>70549098
I think that happens in Legend but it's been decades since I've seen it.
Revenge of the Nerds for me.
>>70549512
I think the mom got in trouble for child abuse/neglect, so the kid(s) don't live with her anymore.
I think it was werewolf in london
>>70549566
>be 5
>see a movie with your parents
>Patty Arquette's fat tatties
wat do?
>>70549474
this desu
>>70549685
wow now that you post this I realised how similar were Cynthia Garris and Patricia Arquete
I think there's a few scenes with tits
Anyone know movie where a girl pretends to be a man, but takes her tits out in the end to prove she's a girl? A high school comedy I think.
>>70546575
The Last Days of Man on Earth, aka The Final Programme. HBO, back in 1978 or '9.
>>70547154
Awesome girl. Awesome bewbage.
>>70549566
Fuck me, Critters?
>>70549814
>>70549685
she's got cigarette lips and soldier tits
Shit, first time I've seen tits was on an encyclopedia that was kept in my room.
>>70549098
Dragonslayer.
>>70547154
I SEE A NIPPLE
>>70549909
the second one
>>70549854
Go to bed Dad you're embarrassing me in front of my friends again.
>>70549831
One of the Guys.
>>70547154
holy shit shes hot. I love short hair and big tits.
>>70549893
I'm pretty sure it was this because I know I saw it before I turned 5, but all I could remember was the halved dog and the nude yellow dude running around.
That, or Porkies I suppose.
>>70549961
Don't make me get out the family album.
>>70546575
>furiously masturbating to the tits scenes in that and in Jade
ahhhhhhh takes me back
>>70550027
i wish she did a nude scene. Even now, shed still be hot
>>70547008
Huh did that even have tits? I saw this when I was like 5
That kid being thrown in the pool and being eaten was pretty traumatic though
>Carry on Dick
Just a glimpse of Barbara Windsor's breasts in once scene. I probably should rewatch them now I'm old enough to actually get all the innuendo.
>>70549195
this
>>70546575
Amazing film, even if it hadn't included all three of these lovely ladies' tits.
the first tits I saw was some scene in the puppetmaster where one of the conehead ones sucks a girls titty under her satin nightgown and now that I think of it all my boners have been confusing
>>70550937
HNNNGH. Although I think the daughter was the first nudity in Excalibur.
Titanic
>>70549965
Damn, that's rather disappointing. 10/10 tits, 5/10 face.
>>70549339
This. Still holds up today as one of the best sex scenes.
>>70551234
This desu. I degraded the vhs with how many times I watched that scene
>>70551200
this. that scene still gives me boners
>>70549339
wait you see her boobs in this? i really dont remember that.
>>70549205
I still masturbate to that scene every once in a while.
Best nostalgiafap
>>70551291
Oh shit meant to reply to the Titanic post
>>70550086
shes had her boobs out, but only when younger
>>70549854
>'9
Hbo ran in 1909?
a movie where a bunch of white people ended up training to be ninjas or some shit. they ended up in this weird resort early in the movie with a bunch of naked dudes and chicks flopping about.
wish i knew the name of it, cause those chicks had nice breasts.
![Romper_Stomper_US_poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jim2EK4.jpg "Romper_Stomper_US_poster[1].jpg")
I watched it with my parents.My mum said my dad had biggest breasts than the chick in it.
in the back seat of a suburban on the way to a ski competition
>>70549831
>hi
Shes the Man.
Don't get to see the tits
They were so pink and perky too, my 11 year old mind was blown.
>>70549339
Same here, even invited my neighbor over to see.
I was into dinosaurs as a kid and had my parents rent me this. There is a scene with topless native women and I remember my dad commenting that they were bare-breasted and I told him he should just say they aren't wearing shirts.
>>70551374
I miss TV edits. I want to share a ton of movies with my kids but they can't see boobs because they'd go blab about them to their friends and I'd get hung for being a Satan worshiper or some shit.
Going from tits to getting eaten by an oil monster in the span of thirty seconds influenced me in some weird ways.
![MV5BMTQ2NjcyMTM1Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDk3NTEyMQ@@._V1_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZBsgJ48.jpg "MV5BMTQ2NjcyMTM1Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDk3NTEyMQ@@._V1_[1].jpg")
Definitely not the first but the earliest I remember. Vividly. Excellent pair too.
>>70554113
>Excellent pair too
I meant the tits, not the Van Dammes.
>>70551648
Was your mum jerking you off at the time?
>>70553500
shit man I'm so sorry, you must have been so fucking confused.
>>70553780
oh damn, thanks for that nostalgia hit
>>70554385
I'm wondering if I'm thinking of a different movie, because I just looked it up and Disney released this. Seems unlikely they would have naked breasts in one of their films. Though maybe native women don't count?
I'll tell you ONE Thing
Return of the Living Dead. Dat Linnea Quigley.It was such a disappointment to learn that she wasn't fully nude because some producer forced her to wear a crotch piece
>>70546575
Under Siege
final destination 2 i think where the biker girl flashes her tits
>>70549819
This was mine.
>>70554752
This desu
>>70553500
I'm still confused
>>70557622
Starship troopers
>>70558990
>Diz had pancake tits instead of perky b cups
She was fucking perfect besides that, Rico. Falling in love with a pilot cumdump is cuckoldtier
>>70549831
LMAO Just One of the Guys
That was mine too. Totally forgot until you mentioned it.
>>70547129
What?
>>70559324
lizard tits
>>70559160
Probably this for me too desu
>>70547665
This
>>70549098
That movie would be Dragonslayer, from 1981, with the tits belonging to the actress Caitlin Clarke (1952-2004, RIP).
>>70546575
Either National Lampoon's Vacation or Trading Places
>18 year old angelina jolie
The Blue Lagoon
>>70560900
>I'll raise you. 15 year old Keira Knightley
>>70561073
>greentexting incorrectly
You have to go back.
>>70561073
>fifteen year old tits
but also
>four people stuck underground drinking piss
>>70561073
Yech, that titless freak
>>70561122
I woke up ten minutes ago. Sue me.
>>70561262
>better tits at 15 than today
I wonder if she appreciates the irony.
Also the day I found out about pubes.
My mind was blown.
>>70561298
>first tits are Nicole Kidman
Lucky bastard. Mine were the old gal from There's Something About Mary.
>>70561122
Hahaha wow you sure know the lingo of these parts!
>>70561286
>the irony.
Which is what exactly here?
>>70561501
It's okay kid, chalk it up to experience. No need to obsess over it.
>>70546575
Police Academy 1 I think
Or the gods must be crazy
>>70561558
Wow you really sound like a cool guy and an accomplished resident. Have you been here for more than a year?
>>70561660
No sense in backpedalling and lashing out now, anon. Just learn from the mistake and move on. It's an anonymous board. No one will ever know it was you.
i think my earliest movie tits were in "Stripes" when the base commander is spying on the women's shower with his binoculars. This was on VHS in the living room with the family. My dad tried to cover up my eyes but I wouldn't let him.
I'm pretty sure my first tits with a purpose were "Basic Instinct." Also on VHS, but definitely not with my family. Older cousins are greatabout teaching you about sex.
>>70561548
That she had better tits at 15 than she does as a grown up.
Was that really so hard to understand from "better tits at 15 than today"?
>>70561715
Haha wow, "backpedalling". This is a cool word. I'm taking notes here. Are you a wizard haha!
But hey if this is anonymous, how do you know I'm even the guy you were so cool enough to point out his breach of 4chan protocol? You know, with that cool 'you go back!' banter.
And why do you even reply to me haha, you sure are the man
>>70561809
No, it wasn't. It just isn't ironic.
>>70561715
>No sense in backpedalling and lashing out now, anon.
He isn't the same guy, dumbfuck.
>>70561851
>tits get bigger as you grow up
>tits were bigger before she grew up
>not ironic
Do you know what irony means?
>call out a redditor on being new
>he explodes with autism and starts samefagging pretending to be multiple people
>>70561890
This is a christian imageboard, anon.
>>70561899
I do. And at this point I'm pretty sure you don't.
>>70561899
She's been as flat as a delusional /b/ trap since before puberty, though. Where's the irony?
>>70561904
>>70561715
Haha, wow. You sure know what "samefagging" and "backpedalling" is. Thanks for teaching me hahah. You are cool!
>>70561981
On a scale of 1 to autism how mad are you right now. I'm thinking autism.
>>70561991
Haha why? I enjoy talking to you haha
>>70561904
Not even that guy, but you sporting all these dank memes and calling people reddit sure makes you as much as a faggot as this autist. Just let it go.
>>70562008
I'm not the guy you're bickering with, but typing a bunch of fake laughter doesn't make you look like the aloof cool guy you think it does. It has the opposite effect.
>>70561991
>>70562008
>>70562091
>>70562109
I feel like we really connected tonight, you guys. Thanks for this.
>>70562109
Ok sorry. I just like fun though haha. After all we're all anonymous here, right? Haha
>>70560861
National Lampoon's European Vacations was mine.
>>70560087
This
I remember thinking they must be fake. A woman wouldn't just show her boobs like that, surely?
>>70561935
The post you're quoting is the very definition of irony, you fucking spastic.
I can't tell if you're intentionally acting stupid so as not to lose your argument or you're actually full blown retarded.
>>70561890
Second. For some reason I saw this before the original Vacation.
>>70561899
That is not ironic
I was 6. It was 1978, the Melba Theater, Birmingham, Alabama.
I remember hearing someone say, "Vampires love them titties!"
>>70561658
Yeah it was either Police Academy 1 or Amadeus for me
I don't even know what the movie was about, but when I first saw the titties, my 13 year-old mind went crazy
>>70562741
I know you're trying to ruse me.
And it's working
>>70551648Post pictures of your mom's kneecaps pls?
>>70562659
>I was 6. It was 1978
Old, oldfag.
I cant remember if it was some ecchi anime film showing on tv or some local film in my country that came first. I was 8~ back then.
>>70562659
How the fuck did I post the wrong pic?
>>70562177
I wonder what Yoshi's eggs smell like haha
>>70562940
Very. It's fun doing this while people are working for you up front, though.
>>70562766
>he would be 19 now
oh god
>>70562975
Post pics of workers feet?
>>70546575
literally just thinking about this movie, my neighbour got pissed at me for showing this movie to his daughter when we were younger
>>70562233
Wow. Only it's not, you fucking idiot.
>>70559160
Diz is best grill. She still looks good too. Denise Richards has fallen off quite a bit.
>>70559324
>>70559340
There's a cyborg girl in the movie. In the Japanese cut, there's a scene where you see her topless while alien doctors are performing surgery and installing Mechagodzilla controls.
>>70553360
Excellent, really top-tier tits those.
>>70554780
based tits
>>70549685
>>70549920
Nudes where
>>70549195
she has a horse's ass
it ok tho
>>70549339
>I came back through time for you, Sarah. I love you, and I always have.
well shit if that line won't get you laid what will eh?
>>70551092
did you see that movie with her and morpheus? Bad Company? That was the first time I saw a vagina... well not really, just the fur. There was that brief shot where she lifts her skirt before riding the coal train. One of the hottest things I ever saw.
>>70561715
Jesus christ
>>70561715
I work for his ISP and I know who he is. I'll never forget lol.
>>70549175
Youngfag doesn't even know Porkies, it's a classic
>>70549854
"Now, I hate long good-byes, Miss Brunner.. so piss off!"
You wouldn't expect tits in movie for children made in 1596 comunist regime Czechoslovakia but they are there
>>70549566
Nice. Critters 2
statship troopers
i long forgot the name of that readhead but i still fap to her to this day
>>70567716
If you read the book you'd know that Diz is a guy.
>>70567743
on this board that will just increase the boner, bookfag
>>70561342
The girl was so hot, which we could see more before she became a zombie
>>70547665
i used to rent this movie like 3 times a month just to see nadia's tits
idk why they let 12 year olds rent this movie desu
>>70547665
>she immediately demanded non-nude roles
>her career vanished
lol
>>70546575
Sharon Stone fucking Russell Crowe in The Quick and the Dead. Fapped to the VHS countless time.
>>70561890
Same here
>that scene with the dancers
>>70561890
For shame anon.
>>70562946
>Seven brothers
>One is female
What did they mean by this?
>>70553500
this movie must have made so many therapists rich
>>70571408
7 brothers AND 1 sister. Learn how to read.
>>70549474
When did this have tits?
I honestly don't know. I am 32 and I don't even remember the first set of tits I saw in a movie. Barb Wire comes to mind but I was 12 at the time and I know I saw some stuff before that. I am honestly amazed people can remember this sorta stuff.
I know the first dick my sister saw in a movie was in Bad Lieutenant. I only know that because she still mentions how it scarred her to this day and the scene was so fucking odd.
>>70561840
Fuck you for making that your first titty movie. You got to enjoy the best titties on earth your first time out. Mine was blurry The Beastmaster boobs. Kids these days get off my lawn.
>>70573037
Not even kidding when I say that Monica Belluci is the most beautiful and perfect woman on earth. She is getting pretty old now but still amazing.
>>70554001
This, and Critters 2.
>>70549893
DO YOU WANNA PARTY?!
>>70554001
Always liked how the following story opened up with a pair of titties
>>70573804
A proper horror movie should have at least a few scenes with tits in them.
>>70551374
Yeah they're there. It's not hidden or anything but it's not focused on them.
>>70573896
any movie where they don't just show,but use them for the intended purpose ?
Galaxy of Terror on cable back in the day. The blond who got raped had such a fantastic pair, the maggot monster rubbed its tentacles all over them while screwing her!!! Can never forget that scene.
>>70561840
>>70573037
>>70573092
If i have i time machine the first thing i do is go back in time to fuck Monica Belluci in her prime
Whichever Highlander film stars with a naked chick on a porch
>>70550937
that's Helen Mirren
>>70553880
You live in USA perchance?
The fuck is wrong with your censorship??
>>70562222
>>70574218
Yeah on TCM Underground?
Where its uncut and uncensored? People overlook that channel not realizing some of the weird shit that comes on there late at night.
>>70554145
kekd
Pretty sure it was this. Young Brooke Shields was such a qt.
>>70549205
wasnt she underaged when this was filmed?
>>70549098
Mulan
>>70547665
literally the best tits of all time
i actually feel sorry for people who grew up in the age of internet porn - they'll never konw how magical it was on that rare occasion you got to see tits
>>70577370
https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/3lu48t/im_eli_roth_director_of_the_green_inferno_ama/cv9bjd8?context=3
>>70546575
Either this or National Lampoon's Vacation. Can't remember which one I saw first. I like Airplane's better.
>>70572718
Watch it and find out. You have to see it to believe it.
>>70577811
Based Eli.
So pretty much any horror movie?
>>70575712
Yeah, she was gorgeous back then. She's till looking pretty good for 70.
that's not Scorned with Shannon Tweed
>>70578022
i thought it was airplane! 2: the sequel that had the tits in it.
>>70568920
She even had to resort to tits with barely covered nips in 13 Ghosts lol
porn
>>70549566
why the long face?
>>70578550
nope
Can't remember my first set of tits, it might have been Under Siege though, when the chick pops out of the cake.
>>70546575
YFW DEM PRIME 19YO ALIEN TIDDYS
>>70551412
This. Every time I see it on /gif/ it makes me diamonds
>>70561262
Huh? at the time, her tits were great.
Can't speak for her today, though.
Some shit 90s action movie where a guy sends a chick somebody's finger in a box of roses. I haven't been able to track it down.
>>70563349
lol, idiot
![the-shining-laugh-o[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/LTYaI2z.gif "the-shining-laugh-o[1].gif")
>>70546575
Very bittersweet...
>>70579009
OH GOD THAT SCENE SEARS FOREVER INTO THE BRAIN
KUBRICK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>70577381
Only two I know off hand who did that were Kiera Knightly and Thora Birch.
Birch's parents actually had to sign off on it, I think... and boy am I glad they did.
Funny, because Birch was in the movie that Knightly did her underage flash in.
Eurotrip
>This isn't where I parked my car
Also here's the scene senpai: http://www.xvideos.com/video1479615/molly_schade_eurotrip
>>70546972
>>70579436
FUKKEN A
>>70546575
So many tits.
>>70568920
What a shame she was perfect
>>70546575
>>70546575
>>70546575
mfw amerifats are so sexually repressed they remember what movie they first saw a pair of tits from
>>70566691
If you are an ugly neckbeard, it won't.
>>70549619
Baby hungry?
>>70546575
I remember when my dad took my 12 year old brother and my 7 year old self to this movie.
God my dad is a dumbass.
>>70561073
>>70579141
did you know: actresses sometimes lie about their age.
>>70578978
>noko in name field
>doesn't know what irony is
I'm not surprised :^)
>>70582757
I was under the impression that both those were entirely upfront. I thought Knightly's was legal, too...
I know of plenty that lied about it, but I thought those two were purposefully cast even tho they're underage.
>>70582757
>>70584108
Also, I know people don't all have their shit together... but if a young actress is going to be doing sex/nude scenes, I would think SOMEONE would pull ID. And not that "lol it looks just like me" HS fake, either.
What's the movie about those 3 ninja kids, where that dudebro was with two strippers whom were naked beside him?
>>70578541
Underrated post right here. Most anything with Shannon Tweed works though.
Pretty sure it was Jennifer Jason Leigh in Single White Female though for me.
>>70560435
>>70549938
fffuuuuuuck thats it!!
I was three years old and it was my first erection.
>>70572718
The girl running up the aisle and then jiggling in front of the camera.
>>70584108
knightley's been suspected of it on other grounds as well.
Friday The 13th Part 5.
The movie was shit, but I remember there was one scene in particular where a waitress (or something, I don't remember her character) was flashing herself in the mirror, and holy fuck was I diamonds. I remember rewinding that scene over and over on VHS one night on a crappy little TV just across the foot of my bed, it was dark (almost midnight) and rainy, and my folks weren't home. Comfiest fap I can remember.
>>70578313
Basically, yeah.
>>70550975
Based.
Im pretty sure mine was the movie Sometimes They Come Back Again.
