IT LOOKS LIKE BEEFS BACK ON FOR DINNER LADS
why do orcs have to eat.
if you are going to make a fantasy race made simply for war why not have them live off the energy of evil or something
How do orcs know what a menu is?
>>70537267
Because they are the Germans.
It is also not explained why they exist in the first place, are they born to serve sauron?
What happens when sauron is gone, do they all raid and pillage as a horde or just give up and go back to pizza hut for some food.
why didn't fronda just give samjam the ring as he was clearly the superior hobbit, sangree could have used the ring for good
>>70537216
Kek what are you fucking retarded? It's meats back on the menu boys, if you are going to make a thread at least make an accurate one you autistic faggot.
>>70537336
>Because they are the Germans.
>>70537523
Based on Tolkiens experience in world war 1, it may have been influenced by the Axis forces.
do orcs have genitals if they dont reproduce normally
>>70537654
Uruk hai are made from mud, and orcs were said to be corrupted men or elves.
But then if they are corrupted men and elves how are there so many of them?
>>70537575
tolkien hated allegory though, didn't he
though i guess it's possible that he still used them as an inspiration, whether that was consciously or subconsciously
>>70537336
it is explained why they exist. They are corrupted elves.
>>70538011
dont they make them out of the dirt
>>70537336
Its explained in the books, hinted at in one of the hobbit movies
They were woodland elves that were captured and tortured and corrupted by melkor. Pic is uruk+hai tho, bred by sauromon.
>>70538070
But how is it possible that they out number Men? Elves dont have children often and their numbers are comparably low.
>>70538065
Nah I think they are tortured and then chucked in the mud or something.
>>70538198
those are Uruk-hais, super orcs
>>70538638
it still doesn't explain how the low-population elves made a huge population of Orcs which THEN made a huge population of Uruk-Hai
>>70538784
they didn't make a huge population of uruk hai
>>70538784
>what is a production line conveyor belt?
>>70538847
>>70538854
How are there so many orcs???
And in the battle of the five armies there are still orcs outnumbering the Dwarf and Elf alliance.
If orcs come from elves how are there so many?
>>70538784
elves may breed slow, but they fucking live forever unless they get killed or fall down some stairs, there are entire continents filled with elves in tolkiens world, "The Undying lands"
Melkor essentially domesticated and corrupted the elves so they could be bred like cattle, urukhai are orcs crossbred with humans
>>70537216
orc meat is not beef, spaz. Its pork...
>>70538952
If Aurochs are so rare how are there so many cattle?
>is an extinct type of large wild cattle that inhabited Europe, Asia and North Africa. It is the ancestor of domestic cattle. The species survived in Europe until the last recorded aurochs died in the Jaktorów Forest, Poland in 1627.
>>70538952
They stick their orc dicks into ork buttholes and muddy slimey ork babies are shat out.
>>70537336
What's their tax policy?
