>>70524869
The Dyke from Pyke edition
jon
Sansa a shit
Are we really going to have to wait until S7 for this dude to start taking charge?
Preston
>>70526297
>CHEER UP BROTHER
>SORRY, YOU HAVE NO COCK
>DRINK SOME ALE
>MIGHT AS WELL KILL YOURSELF
Theon: Awaken
First for invincible women.
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN AND QUEEN OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS
>>70526297
apparently she hasnt seen damphairs girly asseuron has
>>70526297
>>70525941
Renly literally did nothing wrong though, the only reason he failed is because of special black magic bullshit never used again in the series.
Tyrion in his Clash of Kings chapters says verbatim "were I he, I would do much as he is doing. Make my progress, flaunt my power for the realm to see, watch, wait. Let my rivals contend while I bide my own sweet time. If Stark defeats us, the south will fall into Renly’s hands like a windfall from the gods, and he’ll not have lost a man. And if it goes the other way, he can descend on us while we are weakened"
The whole "Renly had no idea what he was doing" is just a meme, he would have been the best king of the five competing.
>>70526297
first for Rickon the Mad Wolf and Lyanna the Lolibear
stannis
Why is BWB slaughtering small-folk?
REMINDER
Nights King origin has NEVER been explained in the show. Yet magically in this episode everybody knows who he is.
BRAVO Dabid
>>70526344
>Daily reminder preston got BTFO by grrm for being such an autistic retard
>>70526297
who /hound/ here lads
Nth for the lolibear queen.
>>70526334
Is Yara going to fuck Salsa?
>>70526345
BANTZ
So has he lost everything or just the chipolata?
I mean, he has facial hair and he seemed frustrated. If he still has balls, can't he get off another way? Like with something in his bottom?
>>70526343
episode 8
>>70526384
to advance the hound's storyline
>yfw Theon kills Euron
>yfw Theon steals his "Valaryian steel armour"
>yfw Theon remembers Ice is gone and smelts down the armour to make it into another fuck huge Valaryian greatsword
>yfw Theon names it Ice\Snow\Frost
>yfw Theon gives it to Sansa\Jon because "Muh House Staahk"
Screencap this shit.
>>70526387
dumbass
>>70526362
KHAALASHA
the gay emperors of planetos
>>70526384
All part of the masterplan
>>70526387
It's a case of 'the audience knows, so now everyone knows'
Lazy
>It's a "Salsa triggers the entire fucking planet" episode
feels great watching people write essays on why they hate a fictional character so much
>>70526384Because Berric Dondarrion gave his last life to rez Catelyn as Lady Stoneheart. It was a bad investment.
>>70526423
The battle of bastards is episode 9
Nth for Shireen
give me some good arya memes after last night's ep
It's best girl's birthday.
Pay your respects.
>>70526384
Either they saw and recognized the hound or the Septon was an old Lannister/Frey soldier
>>70526391
GURM BTFO'd himself. He had shown us all what a dumb, senile, food obsessed ass he really is.
>people actually want Stannis "Army on Ice? Make Shireen pay the Iron Price" Baratheon to return after D&D fucked up his character
Why? Haven't we suffered enough?
>>70526358
Kino
>>70526342
>In essence all the women on this show are terrible, even more so in this season.
Margaery and Olenna are pretty based desu.
>>70526423
is he even in episode 8?
Sansa might be dummy but she is cute and nice so fug off
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Can someone shop this so that the letter is blank?
>>70526400
and who are you the lolibearfu
>>70526457
She's just a girl and she's on fire
Hotter than a fantasy, lonely like a highway
She's living in a world and it's on fire
Feeling the catastrophe, but she knows she can fly away
Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
She got both feet on the ground
And she's burning it down
Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
She got her head in the clouds
And she's not backing down
This girl is on fire...
This girl is on fire...
She's walking on fire...
This girl is on fire...
Looks like a girl, but she's a flame
So bright, she can burn your eyes
Better look the other way
You can try but you'll never forget her name
She's on top of the world
Hottest of the hottest girls say
Ohhhh oh oh oh
We got our feet on the ground
And we're burning it down
Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
Got our head in the clouds
And we're not coming down
This girl is on fire...
This girl is on fire...
She's walking on fire...
This girl is on fire...
Everybody stares, as she goes by
'Cause they can see the flame that's in her eyes
Watch her when she's lighting up the night
Nobody knows that she's a lonely girl
And it's a lonely world
But she gon' let it burn, baby, burn, baby
This girl is on fire...
This girl is on fire...
She's walking on fire...
This girl is on fire...
Oh, oh, oh, oh ohhhhh oh oh oh ohhh oh oh oh ohhhh... [4x]
She's just a girl and she's on fire
>>70526430
oops... i meant KHAALYARA
Lyanna has a literal anime jawline and behaves like a domineering anime loli.
Is anime real? What's happening?
>>70526400
tommen yourself before i have to do it for you
>>70526384
BWB are a gang of thugs and rapists who serve a talking dead guy.
>>70526297
>She will never fuck you with strap on
why even live lads?
>>70526468
Kill yourself Preston
>>70526427
If they make a Valyrian sword from Euron's stuff, it'll likely stay with the Greyjoys since the Starks have Longclaw now.
>get over your torture, mutilation, starvation and mind-break rape right now you cock-less faggot
>or else kill yourself whatever lol
What a good sister, what great interaction between characters.
>>70526492
>he can't do basic eyedropper + brush
fuck my life
>It's a "no sandnigger scenes" episode
>It's a good episode
Daily reminder once this series is over good folk online will make a recut WITHOUT the Dany "plot" arc and Dorne comedy relief
57th for Septa Unella's body
>>70526468
>god I hope this helps my career, please please please
>>70526463
>>70526462
>>70526522
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH MY PLOT ARMOR
>>70526508
>>70526522
Has science gone too far
>>70526468
kys preston
>>70526468
>being this delusional
>>70526567
S H A M E
H
A
M
E
>>70526381
gotta go fast
>>70526429
Nice response you fucking idiot.
>>70526384
Ray is a former knight in service to Walder Frey, he participated in the Red Wedding.
>>70526400
>she sees your dick
>>70526384
Are you kidding? The BwB HATE the small folk. They always have. Making them pay the iron price for and feeding them to r'hollor is their whole deal.
>>70526343
Episode 9
>>70526597
That's not an anime jawline at all. Probably one of the roundest/most 3DPD jawlinesa round actually.
She's be hideous w/o makeup
>>70526558
looked like shit when i did
>The poor disgust me
what did she mean by this
>>70526567
If they don't show the mountain raping her I would shitpost really really hard
SANDOR CLEGANE IS AZOR AHAI, MARK MY WORDS
>>70526469
I'm torn. My heart burns to ride once more with my king, but Winds of Winter probably won't come out for another year. I'm suffering from such intense Stannis withdrawl that I'll take anything at this point, even a version of Stannis raped by conniving jews and resentfully played by an actor who hates even being associated with GoT.
>>70526614
you're actually a dumbass lmao
>>70526508
AYY
Y
Y
LMAO
M
A
O
>>70526567
M
U
H
D
I
C
Khalp
>>70526597
anzu?still no feet shots
>>70526586
>no cool polearms in the show
>this general was once cringy Stannis husbando circlejerk
Gotten over it already? Just how much did you cry really?
>>70526592
how did this become the final cut?
>>70526358
jon snow took several arrows from ygritte and lived
he then got stabbed a half hundred times and is still alive
the hound got shanked to death and is still alive
jaime got his hand chopped off in the middle of nowhere with not even a maester around and he didnt bleed out and is still alive
>>70526603
>Preston: I've read Dream Song and you had another thing about the path less taken?
>GURM: I don't know, it's dressing, I was thinking of putting it on the salad.
>Then George began having a conversation about salad dressings with someone else at the table.
I'M NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP
>>70526492
Here you go!
>>70526638
>yfw Natalie Dormer slipped in this line and they didn't cut it out
So will Jon be legitimized by Robbs letter assuming it ever shows up again?
>>70526586
>>70526655
Why did you faggots cut out the extra panels, it looks shit now.
>>70526487
She's fuck ugly and a skank, m8
DUDE WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE DOING LMAO
DUDE IT'S OKAY OUR FANS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS LMAO
>>70526679
sounds good
any factions stronger than the rest though?
>>70526391
Fugg ovv :DDDD
i love preston <3
How many IQ points does one need to fully understand and appreciate this Show?
>>70526662
I'm a Stannisfag in recovery. Every day's a struggle.
>>70526655
Taking your epic fucking meme back to pleddit where it belongs
>>70526662
Fuck you. Stannis is by far the best character in the show and anyone who doesn't think so is a cuck.
Who is the friend turned foe in episode 10 if it's not Jamie?
>>70526689
noice
>>70526688
>Never meet your idols
>>70526508
Her eyes are so fucking small though, which is bizarre for a child. Your eyes are the same size as they'll ever be when you're young, they're the only part of you that doesn't grow once you're outside the womb.
And it looks like she has a single eyelid (no bottom eyelid articulation), ie. asian eyelid. Such a bizarre face. I can't decide if she's gonna be gorgeous or hideous after puberty.
>>70526391
Fuck off George
>>70526719
>measuring intellectual capability in some test score
>>70526597
why do you have cockroach pictures on your pc senpai
62
GOOD
MEN
What character would you want to see go on an adventure in space?
>The Hound going full punished mode
>Zombie Mountain wrecking shit
>Arya and the Waif final battle
>Poddrick getting attacked
next episode will be so hype
Show stannis didn't seem at all like the kinda guy that would make a smuggler a knight. He feels like an unlikeable dickhead even without all the bullshit about DI LORD OF LAIT
>>70526688
is he autistic ?
>>70526679
Jon is only alive because of plot magic though. But yeah, complaining that a main character survives a fucking stab wound in a fantasy television series with magic and dragons is retarded.
>>70526733
It sounds a lot like LSH
So it's probably Sansa or something retarded
>>70526735
unironically hope your mother gets raped
>>70526699
I cut out one panel, 5 is the perfect amount. Doesn't really need the one with Olenna's face
>"Wait...mountains are great coverage...mountains...mountains...hey sansa wasn't our grandma from a mountain clan?"
>"holy shit jon! you're right! Let's go dance with the mountain folk maybe they can help us stem these winds of winter"
why don't they just rally the mountains?
>>70526719
twenty good points
>>70526758
cool buddy, badass. call me when you come up with a better way to measure intelligence
>>70526343
Episode 10
>>70526737
>ywn fuck her in that position so you can cum on her face right after pulling out
>>70526778
>>Poddrick getting attacked
That's Bronn grabbing him for bantz
>>70526735
>bearloli posters will be the new great cancer on /got/
You had a good run stannisfags.
>>70526779
He was an unlikeable dickhead in the books as well.
>>70526792
Second.
She is the best loli in the show by far, only second unto Shireen.
>>70526691
tfw Natalie will never be disgusted by you being a poorfag and spit in your face while she rides past you
>>70526653
>still no feet shots
for you ;^)
>Aryas story finally has people interested in it
>and its clearly OC because in the books shes just meeting more and more random people
Based D&D, fixing GURMs shit since 2011
>episodes 6-7 were actually pretty good
>check writing credits
>cogman did em both
at least he still gives a shit i guess
>>70526778
The Hound kills Thoros which kills Beric
The Mountain kills the high sparrow no Cleganebowel at least this season. Tommen kills himself for his mothers repentance
Podd the rod is a-okay Black fish surrenders
>>70526638
>tfw you didn't think this until you got a uni roommate from Brazil and found out from him and his fellow Brazilian students that the poor are ruining Brazil.
>tfw you hate the poor now
Just because someone promises you free shit doesn't mean you should accept it.
>>70526792
>>70526770
Hey, you only limit yourself by following the /pol/ ideology. My brain is not clouded by such delusions and I can appreciate qts without caring about their race/nationality.
They are getting more and more argumentative each episode.
When will they hate fuck each other?
>>70526774
Ramsay is doomed, isn't he?
Why the fuck would anything nice ever happen?
And why the fuck did they waste Ian McShane on one fucking episode?
>>70526719
Dude, the show is literally soap opera tier at the moment.
>>70526779
He's basically the embodiment of Lawful Neutral. Davos helped Stannis and his men survive the siege and was rewarded for his heroism with knighthood. However, he was still an outlaw and therefor had to be punished with the amputation of his fingers.
ayylamo
Am I the only one who thinks the show has completely lost his shock factor.
Like Arya appearing to get stabbed is made to make you think "Oh NO NOY ARYA!!!!"
Yet I watched it and knew instantly she won't die at all or even come close.
I don't think anyones death on the show will shock me at all anymore. This show's done it to me.
>>70526735
>bearfu
>best loli
That's a weird way to spell SHIREEN, anon
>>70526847
Actually like these hairstyles. They give them strong look.am i a cuck
>>70526363
>Implying Euron raped Aeron
It's pretty clear that what we were led to believe was rape was actually "warging" or something close enough to warging as to make the distinction pointless.
It's interesting that the author deliberately conflates rape and warging. Makes you wonder where GRRM is going with Bran. Well not me: I know EXACTLY where he's going with Bran, but it should make normal people wonder.
>>70526784
cheese used to be his go-to digressive topic. I think the autistic part is how unashamedly blatant he is about it.
>>70526887
>waste
>>70526876
>My brain is not clouded by such delusions
do you feel euphoric in this moment?
Why is Salsa's face so fucking bloated? Explain.
>>70526522
>bran uses his meme magic and brings arya into the past
>arYA beCones no gg:D:D Varys
>>70526883
when will you kill yourself?
So why did those three dudes kill a bunch of women and children who don't even have horses or iron?
>>70526911
>Like Arya appearing to get stabbed is made to make you think "Oh NO NOY ARYA!!!!"
No it wasn't, it was so fucking obviously meant to make her seem alive.
>>70526914
in the new chapter of aeron it's pretty much confirmed he got fucked in the ass
So what did Sansa write to CIA?
>>70526921
Yes, I thought he was going to make a regular appearance as Septon Meribald.
>>70526409
Maybe he'll meet Moquorro and he'll give him a VOLCANO COCK.
>>70526696
We talking books or show? There is no letter in the show.
>>70526706
AYYYYYYYYYYY
>>70526949
What did he mean by this?
>>70526947
R'hollor hungers
>>70526457
>>70526860
>The Mountain kills the high sparrow
No, he kills the old lady septa
The Sparrow will probably stay alive until king landings is nuked by Cersei or Daenerys attacks it
>Just watched the episode
>Come to /got/ expecting the FUCKING CONFIRMED shitstorm to still be going on
>Thread is nothing but Bearloli posts.
>>70526941
>>arYA becomes Egg and wears a floppy straw hat everywhere
>>70526941
A R Y A
A R Y
+
V
+
S
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V A R Y S
>>70526911
the reason is there are no real stakes or consequences anymore.
got has literally turned into "we are trying really hard to trick the audience but the audience knows we are trying so it doesn't work"
>>70526940
British genes.she's preggers
>>70526876
>Caring about putting your dick into turkroaches is /pol/
No that's basic human biology. Your instincts seek out good genetics to mingle with, assuming you're not mentally defective/programmed to settle for the alpha males' scraps (ie. the undesireable females no one else wants)
>>70526940
Cocaine.
>>70526526
>>70526949
good one
>>70526957
She'll suck his dick for his army.
>>70526977
basically this
where is the HYPE
>>70526457
You could have saved her /tv/. Why didn't you?
None of Aryas plot this last episode made any sense whatsoever. She got Needle back then didn't take it with her?
Here's my guess.
Faceless Man is bamboozling/testing Waif. Arya was a random girl. He told Waif to not make her suffer, yet she went for stomach stabs instead of a straight kill. He's upset with her methods, that she savors the blood and violence too much.
Waif is going to think she's killed Arya and Faceless Man is going to end up killing her. The whole time real Arya has been holed up in a dark corner with Needle waiting for Waif to be dealt with.
This might be 100% wrong though but I think a cheap thrill "Arya" death would get great ratings.
SHAME
>>70526468
whats this??
>>70526911
This is the biggest problem with D&D's writing. The deaths in ASOIAF are supposed to be realistic and no one has plot armour, but D&D's story is standard and predictable. Arya, Dany, Jon, Sansa and Bran have plot armour and it's very obvious.
>the North will remain divided unless Ramsay is removed from power, according to Jon
>the only houses that even give a fuck about the Starks are some small houses with few men that will hardly make a difference
Sure seems divided all right. Whatever happened to the irrational devotion Northern houses are supposed to show to the Starks? "The North remembers" and all that shit?
Here's hoping the Manderlys actually show up for the Bastard Bowl.
>captcha wants me to select all the pies
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>70527020
Sucky sucky 5 good man
Holy shit, and I thought Littlefinger could teleport. Jon has no cooldown at all
>>70526947
Lord Burningheart commanded them to
>>70526719
62, but they are worth 10 regular IQ points
>You won't know my house, it is new. I was a crabber's son, then a smuggler, ahhhh.... and now I am talking to you.
It's like he doesn't even remember who taught him justice, who knighted him, who Davos named his son after, who gave him a lordship, who made him Hand of the King.
>>70526776
Quentyn Martell
>>70526913
Strong women are for strong men.
>>70526912
Bear Island knows no loli but the loli in The North, whose name is Mormont
>>70526735
She's just a stuck up bitch that sent 60 GOOD MEN and will probably cry about deserving things for this after Jon takes back the castle. Fucking lolis.
>>70526539
Jon should give it back to Mormont cucks once white walkers get rekt
>>70527023
KEEP IT DOWN SON
FUCKINGUNCONFIRMED
>>70527037
That's some ugly t*rkroach whore getting a role on the show.
>>70527066
That omission was jarring as fuck.
>>70526913
Probably, would you hold her hair?
>>70526539
Bitch, Azor Ahai got to dool wheel.
>Theon's story has been intertwined with the Starks and the North from the very first book
>Now he's off to the East to have his plot fall into Team Targaryen
SERIOUSLY #UGH
>>70526957
Anal for Army. Her butthole is quite loose now thanks to Ramsay so it's no big deal.
>>70526914
>confirmed for warging GRRM
>>70527070
With his newly acquired dragon?
>>70527044
>"The best pie you have ever tasted, my lords. Wash it down with Arbor gold and savor every bite. I know I shall."
>>70527087
They can just marry her to Rickon if he's still around.
Would The Hound's actor work as Guts in a Berserk live action?
>>70527026
I think you might be right. Arya learned to much to basically forget all her training and get rekt.
>>70527066
Who burned his own daughter just because it was cold
>>70527151
>Berserk live action
pls no.
>>70527087she'll start crying as she thinks she deserves stark COCK>implying she would suck Jon or Rickons cock DRY to get a marriage proposal alliance
>>70527135
Is this just because there's no Victarion?
>>70527151
No, Guts is handsome as fuck
>>70527076
theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxwtk74ApDU
>>70527172
lel
This can't be recast of Thoros right?
And what's up with BWB killing innocents and shit all of a sudden?
>>70527007
Did you know that some males can genuinely find some females attractive and vice versa, even though others may not share the same views?
Crazy right?
>>70527017
Was there any reason as to why there was so much fucking in that episode?
>>70527176
You know HBO will do it if anime and manga live action become the new hotness.
>>70526297
did the reddit leaker say anything about LS?
>>70526376
Agreed. Renly was not an idiot, he just played one on tv.
I like Renly, but his one mistake was underestimating Stannis and disregarding his claim like he did.
>>70527040
Yeah it's like all the Stark children left except Rikon will survive no matter what,
So will Jon, Tyrion & Dany I won't believe at all anything happens to them.
>>70526400
>>70526539
>>70527090
Yeah, how did it not even come up in conversation that Jon was holding *THE* Mormont sword?
I thought it would either be used to bring up the strength of Jon's tie to Jeor, or its return would be demanded as compensation for House Mormont's aid.
So is Arya finally fucking dead at last?
Also fuck you DxD making Asha a dyke.
>>70527239
no.
"Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought honourably. And Rhaegar died."
Did Jorah ever say this in the show? It's one of my favorite lines in the books.
>>70527219
>posts obvious Lemoncloak
>This can't be recast of Thoros right?
you baits always disappoint
>>70526847
>>70526913
Im glad they went out fashion just as fast as they came in.
>>70527221
Hi tumblr
>"arya" dies
>"the hound" is reborn
PURE FUCKING KINO
>>70526883
Why does Jon have no beard growing below his lower lip? Being around Tormund's magnificent hair must be quite sad.I have the same problem, it hurts
>>70527287
He did.
>>70527274
>So is Arya finally fucking dead at last?
No, just like the Hound wasn't and how Stannis isn't. Truly important characters don't die in this show.
>>70526957
>>70526586
I didn't pay attention during that scene
what is that rose supposed to mean?
>>70527044
in the books some who hated the Boltons joined Stannis. the north plotline is still suffering from the decision to drop Stannis prematurely.
>>70527264
He doesn't want them to know he has it because he's afraid they'll take it away because he's a bastid and has traitor's blood
>>70527309
me too
>>70527287
Early Season 3
>>70527274
>yara
>a dyke
That's weird, because I remember Arya loving it when Theon fingered her and possibly fucked her.
>>70527320
>Arya important
Strangle yourself.
>>70527329
her virginity
>>70527219
>They were sheltering the hound
>Thoros becomes less of himself with every ressie
>They didn't pay for protection
>Religious differences
>>70527288
Damn I didn't even notice his cloak
Good one D&D
Sansa's letter
>>70527239
No, But I wouldn't be surprised if episode 10 LS makes an appearance, Just because the BwB are back and it seems a little fishy.
>>70527291
>Post fact.
>Get called tumblr.
You need to get out of your basement more, anon.
Pretty mediocre episode tbqh.
Jonsa stuff sucked balls fucking hard, teleportation, modern vocabulary, all that irrelevant shit, fucking lords making so sence. 62 men is a good reference I guess.
Theon shit sucked.
Cleganebowl fucking confirmed. No broken man speech but still pretty decent monologue.
I almost hope GRRM rapes Stannis in tWoW as hard as D&D did, just so it would cure me of my stannisfaggotry. Every night I toss and turn, unable to sleep from the white hot yearning to ride with the True King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men. When sleep does finally come, I dream that I am fighting alongside Stannis and Davos under the banner of the Stag and the Flaming Heart, cleaving Bolton fucking shits in twain! I wake up, in a cold sweat screaming "Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!" but there is no Stannis, only the cold emptiness of a world where Stannis got fucked over and killed off in GoT and GRRM is too busy revising his latest Daenerys fetish chapter to publish the Winds of Winter.
What's a stannisfag to do, /got/!
>>70526463
So cute
F
>>70526297
So this bitch is going straight into the dragons mouth and that somehow is going to make her forces stronger?
I really don't understand someone explain
>>70527287
No, but Barristan did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvBXx2MZA5Q
>>70527151
guts is literally like 18 or something
>>70527311
>>70527341
Nice. That line encompasses the theme of the books and show quite nicely.
>>70527361
Wasn't that parchment kind of huge for a bird carrier
>>70527287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvBXx2MZA5Q#t=115
>>70527264
It has a different hilt, so when sheathed it probably doesn't look anything like the original.
A better question is how the fuck did they not know House Mormont was small and thus wouldn't have many fighting men? They were so surprised but really even at full force they probably only could have spared 100-200
>>70527219
Well, I guess a certain vengeful Lady is pulling their strings now
>>70526376
He underestimated Stannis. That was obviously not the right choice. Randyll Tarly even said so.
>>70526384
Religion = bad.
Therefore, a religious group must be bad. Even if, in the books, that group is dedicated to protecting and helping the smallfolk, and the ambiguity of their goodness is derived from the extreme measures they take in the name of justice.
Also, religion and faith is obviously stupid, therefore the religious people are either stupid or just using religion for their own greedy agenda (see: the BwB in this ep, the previous High Septon).
If there is a good religious character, they don't actually subscribe to one god and trust in the positive ideals of their faith. Their religion is not grounded in history, married to society and practiced with rigor based on a profound doctrine. The only acceptable religion is a vague notion of a higher power. And if you pursue that notion with any enthusiasm to any healthy effect, such as pacifism or altruism, you're a fucking dipshit and you get killed off by callous, selfish atheists, as is right.
>>70526586
>not dickbutt