>"A Tour de Force"
>"Breathtaking"
>A true tribute to _____!
>stunning performance
>"Movie of the Year!"
>it's February
>learn to laugh again
>Get ready for the time of your life
>danger
>excitement
>...
>And a whoooole lotta fun
>the best [movie genre] since ______
>from the wizards who brought you [shit January cash grab from two years ago]
It's even worse if the flick actually has wizards
>It's a love letter to [genre]
>from the studio that brought y-
>Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime event!
>One woman's journey...
>the motion picture event of the summer!
>"Some Jew" is a REVELATION!
>now playing in select theatres near you
[Actor] IS [Title]The title isn't a character name
>Based on a TRUE STORY
>>70512054
Name at least thirteen joints this was even used for.