Meh.
Old: >>70498296
1st for I love Cersei
Arya got ventilated.
>muh Glover
glad salsa got told to fuck off. dumb cunt.
You guys are still retarded.
inb4 Yara and Dany become the token lesbian power couple competing for the Iron Throne
I mean the faggot Baratheon's out so they gotta bring something else into play
first for syrio will save arya from bleeding to death
second for syrio is jaqen
POST YARA WEBMS
>>70499480
Reminder
Lyanna Mormont is the flayed body from the leaked pictures.
R + L = 3 Dragon Eggs. She died laying them.
Have a nice day.
>>70499480
POST LOLI MORMONT PLS
Jon is getting annoying. He''s been fucking pathetic all season aside from the execution. What the fuck?
>Sansa can't play the game
>isn't convincing
>can't defend herself
>tries to use flattery on a 10 year old
>gets shitted on by 10 year old and old man
>bitches about how few men Jon has
>bitches about Jon trusting Davos
>bitches about how many men Davos got
>her expectation that people would fight for the Stark name and risk everything for it is proven wrong
Jesus fuck, besides having Jon's kids, what good is she?
THEON IS THE CHOSEN ONE
HE WILL BE THE ONE TO KILL RAMSAY
HE WILL BECOME A BETTER MAN THAN HE WAS
>>70499480
xth for BwB were always mass murderers.
>we will see Tormund dual wield action soon
best part of got
what's the motive of the BWB?
why would they go heel all of a sudden? that seems incredibly random and smells of shitty writing
How do we solve the Dany problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
>Waif
>Arya's senpai and more seasoned assassin
>stabs in the gut
>doesn't even confirm the kill
>>70499515
How dare you expect D&D to keep track of a plotline THEY INVENTED.
>Spoiler ending for Season 6
>>70499444
explain faggot
Reposting:
>Plotlines that are interesting
- Sandor
- The North
- King's Landing
>Plotlines that are SHIT
- everything else
Fun Fact: the above is true for any season.
Reminder that Arya didn't get stabbed and it was actually Jaqen using her face
>>70499480
>Ramsay's hond(s)
>No Ghost
>>70499537
Hope she dies
>>70499537
she really is just useless. i was expecting her to be the one convincing houses to rally to them. but nope, fucking davos, A SOUTHERNER, is the one convincing northern houses to join them
sansa confirmed as useless. hopefully she dies this season
>>70499559
Axe to head by angry clegane.
>>70499537
She was pretty based as Phoenix.
HOW DID WE GO FROM THIS...
> lannister gold mines ran out years ago
> had to take loans from the iron bank to fund the kingdom
> iron bank cut them off
> had years long war and occupation to fund
So how can the Lannisters afford anything let alone a huge standing army?
62 BEAR MEN vs. 20 GOOD MEN
WHO WINS?
>>70499515
It's simple, we abandon the plotline
But seriously though, ever heard of income? They have other income than just mining from their demesne
>>70499529
MR BEAN?
Where did kelly c get all that fat from? Her terminator movie muscles that just turned to fat?
get hype
>>70499536
That's not Jon anon.
>>70499570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrCFkYZcWzg
>>70499528
> We've been watching you for longer than you think Arya, a man always knew you'd be no-one
> Tell me Arya, what do we say to the god of death
There
>>70499574
Riverrun might be cool.
>>70499537
She's a Tully cunt.
>it's another "Sansa is a dumb cunt" episode
my favorite
>>70499593
Hey hey hey, not until Jon gets at least one kid out of her.
He'll get back at Catelyn one way or another and fucking the daughter most like her is the only way to do it.
First for punished Sandor
>>70499614
>sexuality isn't fluid
fuck off
>>70499612
TO "THIS"?
>>70499614
>unshaven pits
Disgusting
>>70499623
If they had other income, why would they need loans from the iron bank during peace time?
Why is she so perfect?
>>70499612
...TO THIS.
>>70499614
This is Yara, a completely different character anon
(why did they change the name anyways)
>Tfw most of the show since it's inception has been a few interesting plotlines surrounded by shit
They need to stop showing Danerys, and Sansa, and Arya, and every other irrelevent bullshit.
Every time Danerys is on screen I feel this intense urge to go take a shit, or get a snack.
>>70499480
1st for salsa offering up her cunny to CIA in exchange for the vale confirmed
so the leaks are real then, jesus christ
>>70499526
who /teamrenly/ here?
Ever since I read that one h-manga about the effeminate prince who could only get off with his trap maid's dick in his ass, so he had to have a threesome in order to sire an heir, my dick has been backing him.
undead gregor is already crapping his pants
>>70499537
IM A STARK
DID I MENTION IM A STARK
CleganeBowl soon.
The Hound will travel to the North after that and bloody fuck Sansa.
>>70499665
EL JUSTO
>>70499615
>lannister gold mines ran out years ago
this is a thing D&D made up so they're liable to forget
Reminder that Jon is shaping up to be a useless political and military leader but will win anyway because the plot says so and the Vale army will teleport past Moat Cailin and Winterfell and show up to save the day.
>sansa gets called out
fucking annoying pice of shit useless character
>sansa actually does something
fucking feminism propaganda womyn power
>>70499672
Everybody likes a bit of rough
>>70499612
>>70499665
>>70499562
There's literally no satisfying outcome.
If Arya saw through the disguise, then people would say
>"HOW DID SHE KNOW?! THE WAIF IS A BETTER LIAR"
If Arya deflected an attempt to strike her vitals, then it's
>"HOW CAN ARYA MOVE THAT FAST?! THE WAIF IS FASTER!
If Arya gets stabbed in the face and dies.
>"WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ARYA'S STORY?!"
>>70499672
I remember when people wanted her one-off character to be the companion on Doctor Who.
But if she had been, would /got/ have ever learned of her?
>>70499651
Please stop I can only get so erect.
>>70499574
>Rirverlands plotlines
>Shit in any of the seasons at all
Riverlands is the goat location for goat plotlines. Prove me wrong. Protip you can't.
I can't believe it took me this long to realize how good Sandor's storyline is, it's definitely the best character arc in the series. I'm just hoping that he's changed after the defeat, he became a meme character with Arya and I'd prefer him to be truly broken and 'punished' now, with nothing to lose and ready to use the only skill he knows, killing, against the BWB and the husk of his brother
>>70499678
Asha is too close to Osha, D&D figured retarded show watchers would be confused
>>70499670
Dunno, wars are expensive
>>70499615
Money is irrelevant, the Lanisters are holding the land through force alone, peasants are probably starving while only the army and the nobles get fed.
>>70499672
easy to seem beautiful next to cave trolls. when you look very closely you can see she has the face of a man.
>>70499702
>muh victim complex
>>70499669
fag
>ian mcshane was only in one episode
for fucks sake d&d
how do they manage to keep letting me down even though my expectations are below 0 at this point?
My greatest theory:
It's an act. Theon never got his dick cut off. That was some other dick Ramsay send them. Theon never actually became 'Reek' and was rusing Ramsay because it kept him alive.
Theon is disturbed deeply by his immoral sister. He's going to gut her and take the throne for himself after he BTFOs Euron.
>>70499678
wait does she incest with Euron in the books?
Whats up with the brotherhood murdering random commonfolk? Did they turn into fanatics of the Lord Of Light and start killing any one who follows the 7? And the one with the yellow cloak is supposed to be the one from the books, forget his name. IDK just felt dissapointed by that ending, made no sense.
>>70499730
And how the fuck is that army being paid?
>>70499593
she's not useless, without her writing LF and getting the vale to join them jon's army would be completely BTFO
>yfw the leaker lied about cleganebowl not happening this season to make it more hype
>>70499678
Asha sounds like Osha.
>>70499723
Even Theon in the book mentioned how similar their names are.
>>70499699
keep posting it, my man
let the autism consume you
Anyone else scream ''FUCKING CONFIRMED'' when the hound showed up?
>>70499695
Her sense of entitlement reminds me of Dany, except D&D aren't making everything work in her favor.
>>70499747
i liked it. ian mcshane gets kind of annoying if you see him too much. he's good in small doses.
>>70499480
pretty much this. i just want it to end at this point. rooting for the nights king. but in the end i really don't give af, it just gives me something to watch on sunday.
>>70499710
They should have just cut her scene entirely and just have her inevitably kill the Waif next week.
>>70499723
Oh yeah, Osha, she existed
>>70499753
No, that's just fan art. The most that happens is Victarion thinks she's coming on to him and gets a boner.
>>70499780
>being this much of acocksucker
I really liked this episode.
Russell's Blackfish is perfect. Ian McShane's cameo did its job
Overall I felt this episode has way better acting than the usual GOT shitfest.
The only part I didn't like was the garbage attempt of an assassination.
>trained as the most feared assassins
>botch an assassination with such clean stabs
>>70499748
your theory is bad and you should feel bad
>>70499654
Good photoshop when?
>>70499738
nu-male
>>70499767
my sister was with me and I don't like swearing around her so I thought it and posted it on my phone while livewatchingClover was a mistake, why did I ever install this app
>>70499672
perfect angle
>>70499748
THIS
>the Vale army took Moat Callain and is camped out in the north
How come Ramsay doesn't know there's tens of thousands of enemy soldiers in his kingdom?
Can't believe there was a time I didn't like Davos. He gonna die now isn't he?
>mfw i thought this theory was dumb fanfic and now it's coming true
good job D&D.
>>70499672
God, I always confuse her for a man in the thumbnails. She looks like she could play one of Walder Frey's daughters.
>>70499801
Yeah but they were trying to assassinate a fellow assassin
>>70499732
The fierceness and intensity in her eyes exhilarates me.
>>70499529
STRONG BRITISH GENETICS
>>70499802
STFU. Theon is Azor Ahai reborn and his sister is Nissa Nissa.
>>70499612
>>70499706
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
>>70499765
Show went to shit. Calling some anon autistic won't change that.
>>70499821
i'm guessing mel will be the one who kills/sacrifices him for some reason
Name a more awful character in asoiaf
Protip:You can't
>>70499757
>And how the fuck is that army being paid?
They just have to print more money just like the USA does.
>>70499767
Yes, I don't even follow that meme, but I got fuckin excited.
As soon as the episode ended came here, but no one cared much, everyone was focused on the loli.
Which is fine too.
this episode was so much better not having dany in it. you all know i'm right.
>>70499801
You forgot to mention a horizontal slice that didn't even permeate guts.
>>70499789
>"PLOT ARMORED MARY SUE"
>>70499762
He literally came and offered that to her. She's pretty much desperate because muh 62 good mens.
>>70499866
Ok you're just a total troll kthxbai
>>70499865
Dany
>>70499480
kill you are self OP
Why is a girl wearing Mercy's outfit and hairstyle walking next to Arya?
The moment this show jumped the shark
Also what the fuck is up with the waif stabbing her in the stomach?? The fucking writing in this show is shit
>>70499768
to be fair, we've heard "THE NORTH REMEMBERS" for several seasons now and it's supposed to be a huge deal if you break an oath or if you kill someone with guest right.
but fuck it, nobody gives a shit about the starks cause either their own families were shit and betrayed them first or they are whiny little pussies afraid that the bolton army is gonna flay them.
only the wildling hate makes any sense.
>>70499802
THEON IS THE KEY TO EVERYTHING
>>70499819
>implying he doesn't
You can't take Moat Callin from the south, but if LF said he was coming with an army to help the Boltons and wanted to do a sneak attack on their behalf instead of just being out in the field, LF could be there and play both sides.
>>70499827
>Sansa literally married to 3 men
Truly, this won't do anything bad to the Stark name, or the children she gives birth to
>>70499598
I agree.
>>70499865
Danerys
Seriously has been the worst, most unlikable character since season 1, and is STILL around.
>>70499865
Dany
Wow that was easy
>>70499480
>MFW SMIRK FU GIVES HER GRANDMOTHER A PIECE OF PAPER OR SOMETHING
>MFW QUEEN SMIRK FU IS PLOTTING SOME SNEAKY SHIT
I knew it!
Cereci would be proud of her and probably accept her as her step daughter if she wad in on it.
Has it already happened in the books?
Is is such sweet revenge on that senile old man?
>>70499899
dubfirmed
So the High Sparrow and that Septa are completely retarded for not noticing Margaery is playing them?
How was the episode Lads?
>>70499865
>character getting dumber and dumber
>acting getting worse and worse
this is starting to piss me of even more than dany scenes
>>70499905
That is Jaqen not Arya
No Dorne until Episode 10.
A battle at Riverrun. Blackfish is presumed dead. Brienne just about escapes.
Tommen jumps from a window and dies.
Jon doesn't kill Ramsay straight away, he begins to beat him mercilessly until Sansa shows up and he's put in a cell(?) or something. He's later mauled by dogs in Episode 10. Unknown whether it's his hounds or Ghost that does it.
Cersei uses wildfire to burn the Sept. Many people die, including several Tyrells. It's a "Red Wedding-style" event.
Tormund kills Smalljon Umber. Just before, Umber is egging on his army by shouting 'Who owns the North?!'.
Unsure what happens to Wun Wun. One of the leaks says he gets an arrow to the eye and dies when he storms into Winterfell with Jon, the other said he survives.
Ian McShane plays the Hound's mentor. He and the rest of their group are killed by the Brotherhood without Banners. The Hound takes his revenge out on the BwB.
Rickon dies by Ramsay's arrows. He lets him run to Jon but he fires one that hits him. He dies in Jon's arms.
Jon becomes King in the North. The Mormonts(?) say they don't care that he's a bastard.
In Episode 10, we see Lyanna and a baby in the Tower of Blue Balls Joy. She whispers something we don't hear. It then cuts to Jon.
No Cleganebowl this season.
The Mountain kills Septa Unella.
what if arya, yara, and daenerys end up uniting together by next season
>>70499853
you misspelled Nessa but ok
Arya is gonna win the next fight and reddit will love it.
Who /waif/ here?
>>70499480
>It's a "Daenerys Targaryen is nowhere in sight" episode
>>70499757
Refuse to pay foreign debts, create insular economy. Inflation will rise and everything will be more expensive but people will get paid.
>>70499865
Cersei
>implying blackfish didn't save this episode.
I had the biggest grin when they remained faithful to the book.
Webm of arya getting rekt?
>>70499943
>MFW QUEEN SMIRK FU IS PLOTTING SOME SNEAKY SHIT
we know breh leakbro told us that a long time ago
>>70499865
You forget about the [slashspoilies] bad poosie [a[iohga43ioph]
>they didn't kill radmure
why is he so based guys
post yfw arya is becoming your favourite character
>>70499911
I thought she slit her throat at the first part and thought it was a dream or something, fucking stupid. Better have some twist to it
>>70499762
After she turned them down because she let her emotions dominate her decision making.
Face it, she's tarded.
>>70499962
Massive lesbian orgy?
>>70499950
not bad
which when compared to most of this season, pretty good
Stannis lives
>>70499898
The crown has it's own currency. There is nothing stopping you from creating more as long as you make it out from cheap metals.
>>70499950
CONFIRMED to be good
>>70499865
Sansa is a good character, because she's a reminder that not every character with a name is skilled or useful or brave, or special. She's just a normal girl, who wanted to be a lady and get married to a noble lord. She balances the expectation that all the characters are super heroes or super schemers. She helps ground the series.
>>70499947
>Implying they don't know
>>70499614
>beauty marks on her breasts
>perky tits
>short hair
>unshaven pits
>that disgusted look on her face
>>70499966
Waif is as much of a faggot as Arya is though. Shit assassin and shit no one.
I just came here to say GET HYPE!
Okay, back to /sp/ for me.
Reminder that this is the caliber of writer used for advice for the show.
>>70499943
Natalie Dormer is unironically the best actress on the show right now.
>>70499962
wow its almost like there's stronk womyn every where
they start the episode
>how many men did you lose to
>one woman.
D+D are such hax
>>70499537
shes so fucking hot i just wanna cum in her xx
>>70499971
Cersei is a good character. The fact that you hate her so much shows how good she is. You're supposed to hate her.
>arya is going to survive getting slashed and stabbed in the gut several times
>>70499984
>>70499827
What's so bad about marrying CIA again?
>>70499947
What the fuck was up with the frey. Why are they so incompetent ? How did they suddenly go from orchestrating the death of the most powerful house in the north, to being retards who can't hold a siege or see 8000 men coming from the only direction an army could come.
>>70499710
Arya beat the Waif when she was blind. I figured she would lead the waif into a dark alley/corner/cave and then fight
>>70499986
mfw
>>70499975
Not everyone reads the leaks.
Some people want something to talk about in between episodes.
>>70499986
>tfw Arya was my favourite character
>still is in the book
>show version is fucking trash
>>70500011
fuck you shes cute and has nice tits go back to worshipping your gremlin maisiefags.
>>70499905
It's not Arya, its Jaqen pretending to be Arya
He sacrificed himself
>>70500038
You don't get to bring any friends.
>>70500040
they are retards in the book too.
the red wedding was a bolton/lannister plot
>>70499865
I didn't know it was possible to be this wrong.
>>70499748
Your wrong, Theon died when he lost his dick. But he'll be reborn when he gets a volcanic cock, his burning sword, he'll be reborn as Azor Ahai, for what's dead may never die.
>>70499755
people are dicks no matter what they believe or follow
So this was actually a faceless man and not Arya, right?
>>70500040
I can kill a general if we're just having dinner and he doesn't expect me to fucking shoot him
betrayal is easy
Who has the thickest plot armour and why is it Jaime?
>>70500035
That's realistic actually, people can survive a shitload of stabs as long as you don't nick an artery.
The real travesty is Waif being such a shit fucking assassin and not just going for the jugular.
>>70499986
I've had a soft sport for Arya since the scenes with her being the servant for Tywin.
Was really good.
>>70499559
Dye her eyebrows. Or shave them off.
>It's a "cersei gets BTFO in every scene season"
>>70500041
The waif immediately showed that she was going easy on Arya, and beat her without a stick.
>>70499966
>tfw no waif sex scene
>>70500040
>orchestrating the death of the most powerful house in the north
Roose Ruse
>>70500055
it's a goblin
>>70500077
i never noticed how much waif looks like jaqen
>>70499913
the North obviously prefers not to remember as Davos even pointed out they didn't rise up when Boltons took over.
And Sansa and Jon come along with a wildling army and wants to go up against an army made up of 3 of the biggest Houses in the North (one of which really really hates Wildlings cause they always have to fight them first and so wouldn't side with Sansa and Jon), not good prospects.
She had to think realistically or bad or worse case scenario. She didn't.
>>70499950
> Jon said my name.
>>70500081
Then why did Roose die almost instantly just a few episodes ago?
>member of the most super bad ass group of assassins ever
>Just stabs her a few times in the side
>Doesn't look for the body
Fucking dropped.
BETS ON WHICH TYRELLS ARE GOING TO DIE THIS SEASON
>>70500086
perfect
>>70500082
Yeah I really liked those too, and apparently they aren't in the book.
>good parts of the ep
the hound - everyone was expecting it though, but it was still nice to see him again
ian mcshane was good.
lyanna mormont - that was seriously great acting by that little girl.
>bad
everything ironborn - alfie's talents are being squandered due to shitty plot lines.
not sure what exactly is going on with the BwB. they seem to be retconning what the BwB is/was
jon/davos/sansa scenes were good scenes, but the dynamic is all fucked up. sansa should be the one talking to these people, not jon the bastard and technical deserted of the watch, and not davos the smuggler turned hand of the king to a southern lord. sansa is the one who should be convincing the north to rally to her name. after all this time she still doesn't know how to play the game....
>>70499986
Fucking how?
Not only she's ugly but blessed by the 48 and something gods so she's not raped or kidnapped.
Ridiculous.
>>70500035
that was jaquen
>>70499480
Septa Unell is cute! CUTE!
I want to get whipped by her!
>>70500077
That would be the coolest plot twist ever
>>70500101
I was thinking the same thing
>>70500112
All of them. The whole house is exterminated.
>>70500117
>sansa should be the diplomatic one
back to tumblr
so when is arya going to kill walder frey? episode 8? cmon
>>70499827
But CIA offered his support even without the marriage proposal... this makes no sense.
why didn't arya just pretend to be no one and not get stabbed?
>>70500107
Didn't he stab him in the chest with like a sword or some shit? The waif used a tiny dagger in comparison.
Mind you there's a good chance it is just shit writing.
>>70500116
(I'm paraphrasing here)
>Tywin: "So what killed your father anyways?"
>Arya: "...Loyalty"
Good scenes, m8.
>>70500077
>this scene
>>70500117
you forgot the blackfish, you faggot
>>70500128
Mountain will whip her with a sword.
>>70500040
Walder Frey is a good schemer. Most of the others are incompetent
>Bronn is suddenly 2nd in command in the Lannister army
how the fuck?
>>70500139
that's the only fucking use her character has... what the hell else should she do?
>>70500059
How can he be Arya when she still has her own face?
Earlier this season (?) they showed a body's face being removed, presumably to be used in this manner. You can't just turn yourself into a living person
Assuming Sandor Clegane has made a full recovery (the show tends to be this way), is there anyone that can rival him as the best fighter in Westeros?
>>70500117
What I liked the most with the Bear Island scene was how the little girl wasn't another grll power bullshit.
She was tough, she argued good, she made sense, yet she still listened to her advisors, like any true leader should. Can't say the same about Dany or Cersei.
>>70500107
Roose has very large arteries, it's why he's so obsessed with flaying and leeches. Does no one read the books anymore
>>70500038
He's a master manipulator who likes using and backstabbing people in his attempt to get everything and who wouldn't hesitate to have her killed if he could get a kid out of her to be regent for and become eligible to marry again
So the punishment for Loras being gay is...he's not allowed to have a wife and children?
>>70499986
i hate her so much, she could at least stop stealing the limited showtime we have
Now that was a fucking filler episode
>>70500081
yea but stabs to the stomach when they have no real medical science is death. the damage to the intestines would likely cause sepsis even if you dont bleed out
and that guy who patched up the mountain isnt there to help her so no magic green injection for her
>>70500154
Yep.
Any chance what we think was filming in Dorne was actually Highgarden? These two are there and Olenna is supposed to be heading back home to the Reach
>>70500172zombie mountain
>>70500077
>YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>70500162
Killed the right people, I suppose.
>>70500084
> Not liking thick dark eyebrows
What a fucking pleb
>>70499672
She has a nice pair of tits too, imo.
arya takes the waif's face and attends a lannister feast in episode 10. red wedding 2.0 folks. you heard it here first. she meets up with the hound and shit goes down. goodnight walder.
>>70500172
Brienne
>>70500162
Why the fuck isn't he retired? What kind of sellsword gets rich and keeps risking their life?
>>70500031
She's an awful character, good actress, awful character.
>>70500167
Fucking retard, they showed dead Jaqen with Arya's face in the earlier season
>>70500162
He's one of the writer's favorite characters. It's insanely obvious how they play to their own likes/dislikes.
>>70500154
Yeah, those were good scenes, made everyone think DnD could write, at the time
How will Arya survive infection after getting those wounds and jumping into that garbage feces water?
>>70499853
And his volcanic cock his light-bringer.
>>70500194
Perhaps she didn't pierce the intestine? It was a relatively small dagger.You're right it's probably just shit writing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BvxfeZzYASE
>sansa writes a desperate letter
>music exactly the same as the s4 scene where she tells LF "i know what you want"
what did they mean by this?
PLEASE don't tell me this is a recast thoros of mere
>>70500172
Brienne
Is there any chance that the Bastard Bowl will have any kind of organized lines? All the major wars we've seen has been a bunch of mooks running at each other wielding swords in one hand. I wants some halberds goddamnit.
>>70500177
that's what i liked about it too. it wasn't some super dooper grill power fantasy bullshit scene. she's a tough little shit that knew exactly what she was talking about.
>>70500172
brienne
>>70499780
Well yeah, at most he'd make up fifth of an episode.
>>70500198
No.
NEXT EPISODE
THEON MEETS A COCK MERCHANT
>>70500241
Boltons have a shield wall at the start, but I'd imagine like most shows it'll be broken up into individual fighting before too long.
