>What ho, good sir, I believe the bucket may be rather hot!
Last time I went to the movies the Theater Mascot made a show of pulling down my pants. The whole thing was caught on the jumbotron.
You think my buckets hot? Not as hot as your fucking house is gonna be later tonight, fucking NIGGER. How dare you forewarn me of the danger my popcorn holds
HELP IM BEING ROBBED
>>70498481
You aren't fooling me, I can tell you're black.
Come on kids, we're going to the other theater across town.
>go to see batman vs superman
>decide "what the fuck I'll have a little fun" and wear my superman S shield shirt (pic related)
>go to ticket booth "one for Batman vs superman please"
>Chad behind me with two Stacies
>"hey faggot where's the rest of the justice league ha ha ha"
>Entire line starts laughing
>employee holds back laughter as tears stream down her face
>take my ticket and get to the theater
>sit down
>someone kicks my seat behind me
>it's the Chad from outside
>"hey look it's superman! What's up, superman! Ha ha ha faggot"
>try to ignore it and watch the movie
>he keeps throwing popcorn at me throughout the movie
>finally have enough, go to get an manager who takes the Chad outside
>they both come back in
>manager tells me that the Chad said I was harassing him and his friends and I have to leave
>its bullshit but its three vs one
>barely holding back tears I walk out
>hear the Chad yell out "UP UP AND AWAY FAGGOT"
>theater bursts out laughing at me
This is why I don't go alone anymore.
Banesworth?
>>70498481
WTF HE HAS A FUNKY MOUSTACHE IN THE FRENCH DVD RIP?!
>>70498981
Forgot pic
>be eurofag
>visiting america, go to the cinema
>fined $200 + tip at the gate for not wearing NFL jersey
>buy ticket and popcorn and proceed to ticket ripper
>find my seat; spent over $350 in tips on my way there
>previews end
>we must stand up to sing the national anthem
>sit back down, movie begins
>25 mins in, a 10 minute long coca cola commercial airs
>commercial ends, movie begins again
>can't hear anything over the crowd chanting "USA, USA, USA"
>halfway through, the movie stops again, we must stand up to sing the Pledge of Allegiance
>sit back down, movie resumes
>by now, at least 4 americans have passed out from heart failure
>just before the climax, the movie pauses and a Wrangler Jeans commercial airs for 10 minutes
>it ends, movie resumes
>make it to the end of the movie
>doors stay locked as a Ford F-150 Pickup Truck commercial airs, and by law we are required to view it
>15 minutes later it's over, I've had enough, make a b-line towards the exit
>3 obese cops in mobility scooters stop me
>fine me $100 for not eating at least 2000 calories of food during the movie
>go on some long rant about freedom
>finally able to leave
American cinemas are a fucking joke.
>>70499268
>not wearing basketball shorts
>not holding at least two backpacks full of fast food totally expecting not to be noticed
>be amerifat
>in europe and decide to see some movies
>all the movies are listed in Arabic so I just just go inside
>the snack bar has been replaced with an interracial breeding station where you can fill you cups with bull cum
>five men with assault rifles walk in fine but they stop me for some reason
>point it out and get called racist because they are Syrian
>finally get in and sit down
>all the trailers are just blacked videos
>as soon as the movie starts a man stands up and reveals a bomb strapped to his chest
>run out the doors as fast as I can as people scream RACIST PIG
>the blast knocks me out
>wake up
>I never left America
>go downstairs and eat my burger and drink some coke
>GOD BLESS AMERICA
>neighbor hood claps
>>70499268
Didn't watch the whole movie you did 't see the clapping at the end
